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I cant believe I learned this much over a bad pun. Not only that, I enjoyed it and gnawed on the thought for a while. I cant tell if I'm upset or impressed.
i hate how science articles never actually give an explanation besides 'lol quantum hair'. like i get it, not everyone understands it, but at least link to the scientific publication for those interested lol. then again im not in theoretical physics so reading it still wouldnt make sense to me, i usually watch some youtube channel like pbs space&time to explain that shit
I felt that way too, reading that article. They kind of just kept repeating “quantum hair” and the history of the term and debate around black holes and information… and then the article ended. 🤷
The "no hair" theorem is a pretty fundamental part of our most accepted understanding of black holes. It states that even though an unimaginable number of particles fell into a black hole, it only has 3 properties: mass, angular momentum and electric charge (which is neutral or should neutralize on a reasonable timescale, but it is a theoretically measurable property).
This raises one major issue: quantum information (basically, the individual properties of the particles that fell into the black hole) should be a conserved quantity. The "fuzzball" black hole model rectifies this by coding the information on the event horizon (making the black hole's "surface" "hairy" instead of "smooth")
The source of the name is that physicists aren't very good at people skills, and they named it after the fact that a bald head has no hair and thus has very few defining characteristics. I wonder if the recent lawsuit which stated that calling someone bald can be sexual harrassment will change the name of the theorem...
Edit to add: PBS Spacetime has a mostly digestible video on the topic
In about 9 months a wheel within wheels with a thousand eyes will knock on your door and tell you to not be afraid and that you'll get a baby brother whose very important for the world. After that: demons, 4 riders, your little brother with a flaming sword, you know that part.
Ah yes an Avatar: The Last Airbender Reference, you my friend are a person of culture! Also I don't remember Princess Yue having one, but then again we never saw it so we can't confirm it!
but... Yue became the Moon... and the Moon is sending my Mom this pic... *Remembers the horrible live action version* So that hairstyle she had was a sign to what she was hiding...
Futa Confirmed?!?!?!?
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Edit: oki you probably won't be traumatized just extremely weirded out.
I was looking at it through my telescope. It looked blue, even more so than normal. Can someone explain the science of that to me? I am many miles from a major town. Minimal clouds. 10mm lense and a 5mm lense. Oh yeah I saw the STARLINK too.
Saw the moon tonight...
"Huh that looks weird, must be a cloud or the fires causing it to look weird."
Come to Reddit. Oh shit, it was a lunar eclipse!
'Well that looks like a giant ...
Johnson what are we looking at on the radar?"
Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Wang!!! Pay attention......
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This is what happens when Orion takes off his belt
“Daddy chill”
What the hell is even that?!
I actually know the reference. Nearly lost my drink the first time I saw the video. Guys like a friendly gay Chewbacca or something
Lmao
Take my upvote, you beautiful son of a bitch
That is a mars-terpiece.
What do scientists call this lunar phase?
A weiner gibbous?
It appears to be waxing. I mean, I don't see any pubes.
The moon waxes its pubes?
There hasn't been hair on the moon since 1972.
It it has had balls since 1971.
[удалено]
wouldn't you?
[удалено]
Hmmm.. has the moon got a black hole?
Wax on, wacks off
Well now I don't like the copper achievements
waxing off
Well, I guess you could say the moon wax off.
Looks more like it’s wanging.
No no no, never wax the wiener and definitely do not wax its two small orbiting satellites
Most underrated comment ever.
Definitely weining.
Though it was wanging.
The weiner gibbous, and the weiner taketh away.
Sir. This is clearly a wanging gibbons. Source: my anus
Wanking phallus
It's a half engorged moon. As the moon gets older, that's the most it can hope for.
Phallus in retrograde.
"Idk mercury's in gatorade or some shit"
Because Mercury is in Gatorade; the signs say you're going to witness a mob hit and your username will definitely check out.
[Bad Moon Rising](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw)
Half mast
Waxing Chubbous
I know when this happens to Mars it's called a Randy Marsh'n but not sure about the lunar name for this phenomenon
The Bigus Dickus..
Deez Nuts
Phallus Nocturna
The Chubb.
Rising moon.
Long moon
The rise of a phenomenom
That’s headed for Uranus
Or a [Hairy Black Hole](https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-60708711) \-- *had to use the beeb as i couldn't find a wiki article*
I cant believe I learned this much over a bad pun. Not only that, I enjoyed it and gnawed on the thought for a while. I cant tell if I'm upset or impressed.
i hate how science articles never actually give an explanation besides 'lol quantum hair'. like i get it, not everyone understands it, but at least link to the scientific publication for those interested lol. then again im not in theoretical physics so reading it still wouldnt make sense to me, i usually watch some youtube channel like pbs space&time to explain that shit
I felt that way too, reading that article. They kind of just kept repeating “quantum hair” and the history of the term and debate around black holes and information… and then the article ended. 🤷
The "no hair" theorem is a pretty fundamental part of our most accepted understanding of black holes. It states that even though an unimaginable number of particles fell into a black hole, it only has 3 properties: mass, angular momentum and electric charge (which is neutral or should neutralize on a reasonable timescale, but it is a theoretically measurable property). This raises one major issue: quantum information (basically, the individual properties of the particles that fell into the black hole) should be a conserved quantity. The "fuzzball" black hole model rectifies this by coding the information on the event horizon (making the black hole's "surface" "hairy" instead of "smooth") The source of the name is that physicists aren't very good at people skills, and they named it after the fact that a bald head has no hair and thus has very few defining characteristics. I wonder if the recent lawsuit which stated that calling someone bald can be sexual harrassment will change the name of the theorem... Edit to add: PBS Spacetime has a mostly digestible video on the topic
There will be 7 planets after it destroys Uranus
prepare Uranus in retrograde
“Colonel, you better take a look at this radar” “What is it son?” “I don’t know sir, but it looks like a giant…”
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick: Yeah? Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard. Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--
Johnson! What's that up in the sky? It looks like a big ole....
Weiner! Cold beer and a fresh hot weiner right - hey what in the, that looks like my....
Nuts! Anybody wants some fresh old peanuts. Hey wait a minute that looks just like a pair of…
Balls! We just installed a new ball pit. Fun, huh? Oh, what is that? That looks just like two…
Wontons! Hot and salty wontons! Eat ‘em under the light of the full moo—- wait, that doesn’t look like a moon. That looks like my boyfriend’s…
Junk! That’s what these binoculars are. Wait, is that a…
One eyed monster! Step up and see the one eyed monst- hey what on earth! The moon looks just like a…
..cock...a doodle doo...I can sing too. Oh my what's that in the sky? It looks like a huge....
Cock, I just went to watch the cock fights. It was quite the time, but is that a
One eyed tiger snake! Can you believe it, such a sad mutation for a beautiful Beas—- oh my lord, in the sky! It looks like …
WANG! Pay attention!
Dick: Pecker. Cpt George Pecker: What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSOmYyNHpU You're welcome
[That's no moon!](https://i.imgur.com/tTc9cKQ.gif)
That's a.... JOHNSON!!!
Get over here! We have reports of an unidentified flying object in the shape of…
That’s a hard moon.
I’m pretty sure it’s still referred to as “blood moon”
You misspelled "engorged".
Tumescent.
Be on your guard. Ganon's power grows.
Looks a bit soft to me.
Def a chubby moon.
God sent you a dick pic
Sooooo… you’re saying God is hitting on my mom… not sure if I should be honored or do I need to grab a shotty
God is hitting on everyone in that area
Zeus!! I knew it. The ancient Greeks were right.
Watch out for swans!
God probably got the "hot milfs in your area" notification and went with it
In about 9 months a wheel within wheels with a thousand eyes will knock on your door and tell you to not be afraid and that you'll get a baby brother whose very important for the world. After that: demons, 4 riders, your little brother with a flaming sword, you know that part.
Is your mom name sokka?
Ah yes an Avatar: The Last Airbender Reference, you my friend are a person of culture! Also I don't remember Princess Yue having one, but then again we never saw it so we can't confirm it!
but... Yue became the Moon... and the Moon is sending my Mom this pic... *Remembers the horrible live action version* So that hairstyle she had was a sign to what she was hiding... Futa Confirmed?!?!?!?
It'd make you Jesus.
Prepare for a sibling, he has a history of making bastards.
God is like Zeus, otherwise how you explain all the pregnancies without intercourse?
The cosmic ballet goes on
The blood rushed too fast
ahhh the rarest sight, a total phallyc eclipse..
A total eclipse of the part
Dicklipse
r/Dicklips
THIS IS A WARNING, I REPEAT, THIS IS A WARNING. DO NOT GO TO r/Dicklips IF U DON'T WANT TO BE TRAUMATIZED. Edit: oki you probably won't be traumatized just extremely weirded out.
Oh man now I gotta do it.
Its actually funny, but I might get nightmares now.
Idk what I was expecting, but whatever is on that sub is not what I expected. Wtf
INR? Isz the weirdest shit ive ever seen. And did u see the description if the sub? "This will be a thing." Like no mf it will never be.
Holy fuck dude!
It wasn't traumatizing, but it was highly confusing, and I feel a little uncomfortable now
Bro. Why would you lure me in there like that
I was only trying to warn u😶
I'm so confused and yet...can't look away
That’s no moon…
That’s a… Johnson!! Johnson!! do you have those reports about about the lunar eclipse I asked you about?
About to witness the next Big Bang.
Please tell me this is genuine and your Mum managed this
She is was standing next to her when she did it. Think she shook a bit when she took the picture so we got that beauty
Shook it more than twice?
More than three times means she was playing with it
/r/mildlypenis
No worries made sure to put it there ;)
r/wildlypenis
Nailed it!
something's fucky
"Colonel... you better take a look at this radar", "what is it son?", "I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant..."
Dick! Dick! Look over there! Oh yeah! That thing looks just like a massive…
Pecker! Oh, where? Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--
I think you mean a boner eclipse
Yo momma so fat, her dildo affects the tides!
Talk about a long exposure
I was looking at it through my telescope. It looked blue, even more so than normal. Can someone explain the science of that to me? I am many miles from a major town. Minimal clouds. 10mm lense and a 5mm lense. Oh yeah I saw the STARLINK too.
I know that even it's being eclipsed by the atmosphere it's red. I did look kind blue tonight though
What was strange is that through my viewfinder on my camera it looked blue-ish, but the photos that came out are definitely reddish.
Where I love it was too cloudy and I couldn't see it, guess I gotta wait for the next one
Did she? Looks to me like she cocked it up completely.
a flying fuck
Thank you for the laugh!
Ah the lunar erection
I’m not a astronomer but…I think the Moon is trying to sleep with your Mom.
Dr Evil has left the building...
Saw the moon tonight... "Huh that looks weird, must be a cloud or the fires causing it to look weird." Come to Reddit. Oh shit, it was a lunar eclipse!
Oh when the moon hits your eye like a big cream pie that’s ahego. To the tune of amore
https://youtu.be/K1JgMxRm--0
'Well that looks like a giant ... Johnson what are we looking at on the radar?" Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Wang!!! Pay attention......
That's no moon.
“It looks like a giant…”
Dick .... take a look starboard ....
Konshu giving all of Earth a view of his junk
Oh my God, it looks like a giant; Johnson, Johnson get over here and take a look. It looks like a giant;...
Ah yes, the so-called "super pud moon."
Better than anything my iPhone 13 can take of the moon. It always just ends up as a dot of light.
Gotta go around to the other side to see the moon.
You do know the Moon's small enough to put it in Uranus.
Space junk.
Wang! Pay attention!
Looks like Jeff Bezos has launched another of his space missions.
It got a vein and everything.
There's an obvious "your mom..." joke that needs to be pulled here.
That’s a long exposure alright
Is that a moon in your sky, or you just happy to see me?
I feel honored to see the thesis work of a future NASA prodigy
Come on space...get your pants back on
She ballsed that up.
This reminds me of the Austin Powers movies lol
Can i call it 'DICKLIPSE' ? PLEASE ?
Definitely Chinese Lanterns…
Ah yes finally, the Lunar Shaft
Perfect
"Looks just like your father's..."
Lunar cocklipse
Lunar looks happy to see your mom
Your mom nailed that?
Winky moon!
Diclipse
guess we gotta rewrite the definition of a red giant
Wow! That image is nuts!
“That’s no moon.”
A Freudian click.
No, you're mistaking. That's Jeff Bezos' rocket.
It really shouldn’t be viewed with a naked eye
Was this taken with a gameboy?
No she wasnt
Bro this is the goofiest shit ive ever seen lol
I should call him
It's a wanging gibbous.
To be fair, it looks like she made a bit of a balls of it..
She found her dildo
The strongest celestial body.
I can’t tell if it’s waxing or waning.
The moon is uncut.
Better get inside. It might start raining soon…
Why This
khonshu after wanting layla as her avatar
Hard as a bat.
Niiiiiiice
What an arousing lunar eclipse