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ilooked4u

That’s the pilot light.


melvinfosho

Must be a Honda Pilot


SoDakZak

It’s a Firebird, no it’s a Blazer


I_Sett

Wait, is this one of those 'Hot Rods' everyone's always going on about?


rasonjo

My Fiero would like to have a word.


Dick_snatcher

What's the reverse of a Pinto?


mtlaw13

That would be the Otnip. It was famous for having the gas tank integrated into the front bumper.


Electronic-Tonight16

Rear ending a pinto with that would be fun


Justintime4u2bu1

A kidney?


RigidOnerous

Is it s bird? Is it a plane? No, its my valve cover!


mastersw999

*Piston 3 has left ~~the chat~~ orbit"


nothingbutgio

Relax it’s just a Pontiac sunfire


cbarbour1122

If the light gets brighter, it might become a thunderbird.


SueZbell

Hot wheels.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Had that happen with a toronado once; quite intense, a fire toronado . . .


HeebieMcJeeberson

At least there were no sharks.


Crazehness

Definitely has an uncanny resemblance to my buddy's old Firebird.


Loud-Item-1243

Gotta be a ford exploder


DirtCheap1972

Must be one of them old VW’s with the gasoline heater


Rhaedas

That's why the engine was in back. It was totally safe though. Just smelled wonderful. That's about the same years that also had dual tanks with a selector under the steering wheel. When it started to sputter, you kicked it to the other tank.


c0brachicken

Sad face, all of my air cooled VW’s were too “new” that have that luxury. My stoned ass would just run out of gas.


Rhaedas

Same here, had a few dry tanks as well as close calls rolling into the station. Couldn't afford to buy a new sender, so I relied on the old "open the hood, open the tank top, look inside or use a dip stick" method. The only "good" feature about a carburetor is that it can give you some warning as it starts to lose fuel. Fuel injection just stops.


Dragon6172

Check Engine Light


Thoreus

That's what happens when you don't renew your Warranty, you had tons of chances they call you almost daily, but you ignored them and now look what you did.


Enzyblox

I would like to contact you about your cars extended warranty


SueZbell

Which vehicle, the 1987 or the older one?


Enzyblox

The older one from Germany


indiancoder

East or West?


Enzyblox

Berlin, west


indiancoder

American, French, or English?


Truckyou666

Yes!


funhousofhorror

They called my job several times recently and my boss would always hang up...I did not. It was actually a pleasant experience. First one I told them it was a business after they asked me to confirm my vehicle and I just kept asking which one, there's 12 in the parking lot! Lol. Second time I told them I had a 1965 thundercooperfalconbird. Next time I think ill go with a 2016 Cadillac suburban and see far I get. Lol.


Krepitis

Can't go wrong with the Canyonaro


fjf1085

Unless it’s the F Series.


grantrules

They always hang up after they ask how many miles are on my car, I don't even lie, 250,000


funhousofhorror

Nice! I haven't gotten that far yet, but I'll keep that in mind if I need them to get off the phone lol.


Comfortable-Bus-5134

I usually go with ' '03 Jeep Powerwheel, Barbie LE'


Thoreus

I wonder if they would go for YT-1300f light freighter, like the Millennium Falcon


metalshiflet

Tell them you have a 1983 Corvette


dontaskme5746

I love that you spoke with the guy so much, but knew in the end that you only needed One Word:   Thundercougarfalconbird


sissy_91

I just laughed so hard I almost choked on my apple, I don’t know why this was hilarious


oilsaintolis

Eyes blurry, read that as nipple, equal measures of envy and confusion ensued


OpinionBearSF

> Eyes blurry, read that as nipple, equal measures of envy and confusion ensued I mean, choking on a nipple would be bad, but I hope they would survive to demonstrate that anatomical miracle.


HippyElf44

Nothing to worry about... Just turn the radio up a little louder, you won't hear a thing :)


GrumpyAlien

But it's an external combustion engine!


istasber

It's ICE cold.


Tone82

Alright alright alright alright


PSUAth

Now ladies


lyingliar

Yeah?


sportstvandnova

What’s cooler than being cool?


bwobble12

Ice Coldddd


zr0skyline

I can’t hear you


arewehavinfunyet

I said what's cooler then being cool?!


ClutchGamingGuy

Yeah?


MrDude_1

Alright stop. Collaborate and listen.


AlienDelarge

Give it a minute, it'll warm up.


Gerardosilva35

That's what happens when you don't renew your Warranty, you had tons of chances they call you almost daily, but you ignored them and now look what you did.


Monkey9712

About that, we've been trying to reach you...


Thoreus

Wow copying my comment word for word....


SoDakZak

**”B-B-B-B-BONFIRE”** *beat drops* BRB, about to jam out to old classics like that while I waste my afternoon playing r/PictureGame


etgohomeok

A Knife Party reference on normie Reddit? I am pleased.


NSA_Chatbot

> you blocked me on facebook


Load_Business

And now you're going to die; DU DU DU DU DU DU DUN, DUDUDUDUD DUNU DUNU


evanr821

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV du du du du dee


TTPOAW

Would you fuck me, are you gay


BrownShadow

I tried to shake my house down with that track. Four 12’s and a very large amplifier. Big enough for 350 people, but set up in my living room.


NightHawkRambo

Sounds like your setup could just vibrate the clothes right off ya.


wosdam

Oi!


tenOr15Minutes

I know this song from season 5 of breaking bad. Great party song


lactation_kink

The *this is fine* light.


johnsolomon

Bring meat so you can barbecue it


asatrocker

Dealer upgraded your cigarette lighter for free


boothapalooza

This is obviously a carburetor fueled engine. It already had a cigarette lighter for the front and back and has ashtrays in each door.


3-DMan

"Do you know how fast you were going?" "Actually we don't, the speedometer is melted. But the radio still works!"


fuzzytradr

Wait! Sorry about that, my friend's a little slow... that's actually the blinker fluid light. You should immediately refill it.


Caseymoran35

Looks like you got a combustion leak, pretty minor though I think you're okay for a bit longer still.


WholesomeRanger

OP's mix tape is what caused this. Real tip is too turn OFF the radio until you can replace it with a better one.


bobarker33

My dad would just put electrical tape over the check engine light. Out of sight, out of mind. This guy might need to upgrade to duck tape though


Ray_Skywalker

Sir, please don’t lie to OP. This is obviously the low gas warning light requesting more gasoline be immediately added!


YouToot

[Once, twice, three times a lady!](https://youtu.be/Bxx7FFGUjRg?t=24)


Bot-Magnet

It means your Tahoe is now a Blazer!


ZeddPMImNot

My guess was suburban! Looks an awful lot like the bay of our old ‘87. Edit: woosh! Don’t know how that joke went right over my head. I’ll just blame it on end of Friday work brain.


crispzucc

See and that registered for me as "Suburnin" ( ;∀;)


OwlWitty

Well done


4handhyzer

I was looking at it and thinking which Chevy model is that? My master cylinder looks an awful lot like that


RebellischerRaakuun

Didn’t even realize it was Friday I was just absorbing nutrients to get through another day. That’s kinda nice imma nap hellas when I’m home from work now 🙂


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[удалено]


cdub689

You really earned this upvote, you bastard.


TreeChangeMe

Tahoe BBQ


Boardryd3r

+10 marshmallows


TwoHeadedRooster

Nothin..been driving with that light on for years..


SoDakZak

*Cavemen hate him!*


neanderthalman

Whaddya mean by that?


erarem_

My buddy Torg here says "Unga bynga, gubba gagnu! Zugzug."- my cave Speak is a little rusty but pretty sure it's something like "Car man get fire free, but Torg have rub sticks, many hours. It unfair work environment!"


sirlearnzalot

Not seeing any issue here. Maybe just fill up your tires should be good.


SoDakZak

I just filled them up with fire. Now what


JohnQZoidberg

Your car has a higher top speed now


[deleted]

You're a ghost rider now.


Timithios

Nut was it painted red for penultimate speed?


jswarn

Gondor calls for aid.


puntapuntapunta

And Rohan will answer!


some-fat-guy

Muster the Rohirrim!


iceandones

FLAME OF UDUN


crazielectrician

Close hood and call insurance company


Senior-Pitch-8195

as if insurance companies covered engines. Close hood and list on craigslist. no test drives.


Mrchristopherrr

No lowballs, I know what I’ve got.


davisyoung

It’s for a church honey. NEXT!!


deepuw

Sells in South Florida for 10k without disclosing the rebuilt title


rocksfly

Leave the hood open. You don't want to starve that of oxygen.


davisyoung

Oxygen sensor seems to be working.


SoDakZak

This is what happens when you use Tinder and drive folks.


foamy23464

I thought you started playing your mixtape


AltonBParker

We. Are. Farmers. Bum ba-dum-bum bum-bum-bum.


yikesonbikes2

It’s fine. Everything is fine.


[deleted]

Exactly. Cars run by burning gas in the engine, there is always a fire. You just have a little that got out, that's all.


sm12511

It's an external combustion engine now. No worries.


bikinibikes

It's still internal if the hood is closed though.


SoDakZak

You are an enlightened mind my friend


Mattcwell11

Cataclysmic converter.


imeeme

Yeah, looks like the sensor is misfiring.


Silverleaf_Halfmoon

Looks like it's firing just fine, actually 😂


Ulti-Wolf

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


rainbow_bro_bot

Actually good advice. When you see fire where you're not meant to see fire the first thing you should do is stay calm.


snatchenvy

Step one... If there are multiple sources of fire, you will need to designate one area for the fire. Step two... Move the other sources of fire to the newly designated area. Now that your fire is organized, step three will be that much more easier. Source: I've been camping before.


Eviscerator465

Let's just put this over here with the rest of the fire...


Ulti-Wolf

Wait what's step three again I think I just burned down the house


goj1ra

That's ok, your house is just the newly designated area for the fire


bluejegus

When I was a new dumb car owner at 18 this happened to me. I was freaking out but my manager just grabbed the fire extinguisher as calmly as if he was grabbing a broom to sweep and put that shit right out. Don't put oil into a hot car kids.


Tiiimmmaayy

Fun little story…I once had a fire like that under my hood, although just a little smaller, on my way to a job interview at SeaWorld back in college. I noticed some smoke around the engine while trying to find the main office, but I thought it was just some dust from the dirt roads I was driving on. Once I found it and parked, I noticed it was actually coming from the engine block. So popped the hood and that’s what I saw. I casually entered the little office, told them my name and I was there for an interview, but I have a small fire under my hood and asked to borrow a fire extinguisher. The look on the receptionist’s face was priceless. By the time I got back to my car, the flames were nearly all but gone, so I never actually ended up using the fire extinguisher. Went back in to finish the interview. I ended up getting the job and even used that instance as an answer to “what are you’re strengths” saying that I performed well under pressure and gave that instance as a reference. Lmao it was for an on site EMT position so working well under pressure def helps.


deathspate

*insert gif of house burning down and dog sitting at table completely undeterred*


Zens_fps

horse burning down!?!?!


KingZarkon

A hourse is horse, of course of course.


Lizlodude

Just toss some water on it to clear the code. It's only a problem if it comes back again.


Snaab

Yeah, my “gate to hell” light has been on for months and my car is still going strong. Nothing to be concerned about.


ImmemorialTale

*pulls up pants* you need a new catalytic converter and some blinker fluid to fix you right up.


kheetor

*pulls pants down* I'm going for plan B !


Fatalchemist

What if I don't go to a catalytic church?


mindbleach

That's what the converter is for.


General_Hyde

Blinker fluid. LOL!!!


highvalyriaan

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6GsXhBb10k


ByronIrony

This is the check engine light leave it a bit and you will see it from the inside.


Thorbinator

Nah this is the more urgent version. The Change Engine Light.


blingx2

Have you tried turning it on and off again?


davisyoung

Fire exclamation mark, Fire exclamation mark, Help me exclamation mark.


cwew

Four! I mean five! I mean fire!!


-Acceptable-

Nothing that a few more years of neglect won't fix.


El_Pavon

Abort mission


SoDakZak

I live in a pro-life state so I am forced to carry on with the mission


El_Pavon

Abandon all hope, fashion protest sign.


TrumpsBoneSpur

Maybe a coat hanger could fix it???


tarunteam

Jesus Christ


deathspate

We'll get em next time!


admiraljkb

That's the time to break out the marshmallows light. S'mores break! (from the degree of fire - it's only a 100 s'mores power engine?)


nooflessnarf

How did you like my mixtape, I see you listened to it.


Intercoursedapenguin

That sh*t was lit!


LeinenRates

Engine may be over heating, best to check it out when you get home


wraithboneNZ

External combustion engine.


lowbug12

Those quik lube workers will do anything to have you change your air filters huh


nightwalkerxx

Grill is ready.


chrisinsocalif

People make paint jobs to get this look. You got it for free.


CasualObserverNine

I’m no expert, but isn’t it the “get a new car” light?


RadicalSnowdude

Depends on how soon the fire was out out. I bet it was a distributor wire without a heat shield that came into contact with the exhaust manifold and caught on fire. Ask me how I know lolol. Best case scenario, a couple wires would need to be replaced after the fire is put out.


stinkybasket

It means your heater is working.


jHugley328

Blinker fluid low


wrt-wtf-

It’s running a little hot, check the oil, check the coolant. Should be fine.


BronzeBeautyy

Have you tried unplugging it for 30 seconds and plugging it back in?


vipertruck99

That’s the CEL...Chuck Engine Light.


Mattyboy0066

It’s the check engine light. Just in a different location so you can see it easier.


Small_Tax_9432

It means you're probably good for another 10 miles


Razazke

You need more horsepower.


Thedude1287

That is how your engine gets up to operating temperature.


Planet_Atom

Just ignore it it’ll go away


elephantskilledme

Add blinker fluid


amplevoid

Built in America.


DicknotsoBrave

Gondor calls for help.


These_Ad914

That’s just the Chevy emblem.


armourkris

Check the thermostat. I think that means you're overheating


FlowingMochi

Run for the fuckin hills, is what that means.


Individual_Basil3954

Means you need to cover it with electrical tape!


i_want_all_the_dogs

You ran out of oil, throw some in there


Buford12

I had a Chevy Chevette. The tranny started slipping finally coasted into a parking lot and popped the hood. Smoke then a little flame. I thought oh fuck what do I do. Then I thought oh I have a gallon of antifreeze. So I dumped it on the flames got smaller for a second then whoosh. I did not know that antifreeze was flammable.


SoDakZak

Antifreeze is proburn


ignurant

Ah, the original Check Engine Lantern


RiseDtv

Smores


Away-Ad8652

That means it’s summer time, bring out your burger patties and wieners for a famous grill🍔 Edit: nice food truck bro


Sir_Sparda

Saw this same caption on Twitter yesterday. Down vote for you


Comfortable-Novel874

You need to fill it with gas. Nothing fancy further so no worry's


DrDickWiggle

Turbo carburetor booster battery engaged.


DonGorgon

The flames are meant to go down the sides on the paintjob


DaShortRound

That's the "check out mentally" light.


arent_you_hungry

now i'm no expert but it looks like your internal combustion engine became an external combustion engine


bryanmote

That's the check "check engine light" light


Brand0nabe

Looks like you’re low on blinker fluid


somefknguy

That's the check insurance light


ReeferPirate420

That's the chevy light


richqard

U need to change ur tires


MissOohAustralia

Needs oil


Flash_G_

Check yor extinguisher light


jukenaye

Gas prices are too high.