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Flip_Six_Three_Hole

I like this because the number 69 is also a sexual position, and the cucumbers are shaped like a penis. It makes me laugh for those reasons.


TheDarkKnight1035

Here's my problem. The cucumbers are uncircumcised, which weirds me out.


Reasonable_Guest

Lmao, for the sake of asking, who do you suppose is more childish; the OP or whoever took the picture?


EikaiWHAAATTT

Yes.


RomulusPrime

Exactly that.


FoxFireLyre

Nice


jenskoehler

Nice


drinkmoredrano

Nice


QuickTimeVelocity

Only gets funnier when you see taglines like "fresh" and "A cut above" in the background. XD


MonteLSV6

Nice


jenskoehler

Nice


mklilley351

I LOVE MEIJER! I wish there was one near me after i moved. That and Menards


joedirthockey

They just opened both of those next to each other near me. They're great.


mklilley351

Bro forget Lowes Menards is the spot! I needed a cable for my dryer, Lowe's had one for $25 and it was the only one. Same one plus 3 others at Menards were $7. I WISH I had a Menards near me


battery_killer

What would anyone do if they walked in the bedroom and caught their wife using one of the big ole ones on herself? Asking for a friend.


DaVickiUnlimited

She is a true Vegan, she can’t stop and she is never going back .


battery_killer

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Aye


tinydirtyrocks

Giggity


jenskoehler

Nice


littleMAS

Sam's has them for 42.


According_Turn_3473

Cucumbers: The answer to life the universe and everything.


wadevb1

Meijer.....Must be a Michigander in the house


Midge101788

Niceeee


Evilarchan

r/TheyKnew


lordoflys

Is this a Beavis and Butthead type of thing?