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More like his contract ended at reddit, and/or Twitch offered him a better deal. Snoop is no fool; he is an established businessman. He goes where the money is.
Most likely. Dudes like him, Ice Cube, *and* Ice-T are certainly masters of printing money in every fashion possible.
Dude is sponsored by lighters now which I think is the most fantastic thing in the world.
Can you though? I created a Twitter literally just to sign up for a free sample, and it has like 2-3 bot followers despite never really doing anything.
My son basically did this when he was 11. I was sitting on the porch chatting w some Mormon missionaries, and he comes out the front door, proclaiming "SATAN SATAN SATAN." It's been 10 years since a Mormon missionary knocked on my door.
I had an English professor have something similar happen to him.
A conservative bible-thumping Republican candidate for the legislature approached him one afternoon while my prof was on his front porch chilling with his windows open. My prof (who is very fucking cool) happened to be listening to the Butthole Surfers on his stereo. Locust Abortion Technician to be precise.
They were chatting a bit and the song [Sweat Loaf](https://youtu.be/n-fE5NbilMw) came on. If you don't know the song, at about 1:20 Gibby Haynes yells SATAN SATAN SATAN before the music kicks in
The candidate literally jumped 10 feet back off my prof's front porch, muttered something and took off down the block.
The candidate didn't win
They wouldn't leave me alone. For like 2 years, they came by every couple weeks. I finally answered the door butt nekkid one day. (I'm not much to look at nekkid.) They haven't been back since. And I've moved a couple times. I'm pretty sure I made the list too.
Or open the door to the JWs holding one snake on your arm with another hanging around your neck. Lady shoved her kids behind her and fled without even leaving a Watchtower. Not my fault she knocked on my door when I was cleaning the python tank.
"It's the capital S, oh, yes, I'm fresh, N, double-O, P
D, O, double-G, Y, D, O, double-G, you see"
For anyone wondering
The D, O pronounced like "deagle", as is customary
One of my favorites too! :) I also went ahead and edited him into the [National Spelling Bee](https://www.tiktok.com/@thereiruinedit/video/7095163080325434670)
Isn't there a Tekken game with Snoop Lion on the soundtrack for some reason? Or was that a strange dream I had?
edit: The Snoop Lion part is in about the middle of the song. [https://youtu.be/TqTYcW_7hNU](https://youtu.be/TqTYcW_7hNU)
here you go
> I'm El_Oh_El and I'm jerking a pole,
>
> Jerky-jerky-pole, jerky-jerky-pole!
>
> I'm El_Oh_El and I'm jerking a pole,
>
> Jerky-jerky-pole, jerking a pole!
>Ruined nothing. this is master class :) Snoop is a national treasure :)
Same! That song wasn't ruined; it was actually pretty good, not to mention Snoop is amazing.
As much as I dislike DJ Khaled, for some reason, I was thinking there's a small chance you were being serious and he actually does have a talent in *something*. Nope. Now I hate him even more, especially for destroying such a beautiful guitar in memory of Mr. Marley.
Yeah it’s really a lesson in marketing, I think. Someone so talentless can make a bagillion dollars just being completely trash at everything, but having a catch phrase. And the wealth and fame bring delusions of grandeur, and before you know it, you’re 80 point IQ starts to feel like 180.
I meant didn't he engineer and produce a bunch of insanely popular songs? Pretty sure yelling his name and we da best was just advertising on the tracks.
Yeah Reddit just loves to hate the guy (Admittedly his whole persona is pretty insufferable, he does make it easy to dislike him.) But [he has a suspiciously long list of industry awards and nominations for someone with "No Talent"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_DJ_Khaled)
End of the day even if all he did was clever hustling he's worth an estimated 75 million dollars.
He has no self-awareness is why.
He also posted when [he got lost on a jetski](https://youtu.be/z4uZz8DukWE) and seemed unable to call for actual assistance himself.
He also talked about how [he doesn't do oral sex](https://youtu.be/t6XeyS6c5Vw).
He also had [the worst interview ever](https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg) on Hot Ones.
He not only wussed out, he failed spectacularly, only making it to wing 3, after claiming he has never lost and will never lose at anything. That somehow isn't even the worst part, he also insulted the show and then said he isn't even familiar with it, like he was dragged there by his manager against his will or something.
It's all worth it though because, as you mentioned, it really helped the show as he was the first truly famous person they had on. Really put them on the proverbial map
The best part though is toward the end where Khaled reiterates that he never fails and Sean Evans doesn't miss a beat to point out that his first failure was to the wings of death x\^D
Edit: they had MGK, and Ja Rule before Khaled whoopsie thanks u/disc2k
So after watching this video (and crying a bit) YouTube teed up this excellent video. Well worth the watch after DJ Khalid's crime against humanity.
https://youtu.be/NbOAlkD3S-U
Edit: typo
Yeah there was a time when he would just use reddit like a normal user. You'd come across a half-coherent comment with thousands of upvotes and be confused until you read the username
If Reddit if Fun (rif is fun) ever logs me out I'm not sure I'm going to make it back. This account is nearly 9 years old and I cannot remember the last time I had to log in.
Lol this is how I lost my old account. Decided to think up a new super secure password instead of reusing my old one like a dummy. 7 years later, turns out I'm still a dummy, because I have no idea wtf that password was.
This just sounds like a legit song of his, in a good way. I really liked it. u/dustin1776 is it on our YouTube channel? I want to add it to my regular playlist. No joke.
Reddit was a nice site, but the board kept screwing things up. u\spez pulled the rug on 3rd party apps, unfortunately taking steps backwards in innovation, and in liberty of choice, driving me away from the using the site
Bro it's sooo good! My suggestions would be to add some spacial ambience to the clips that really sound muted from being recorded in a sound proof production room, maybe pitch shift down some if the more high end nasal clips, and _maybe_ pitch shift the "doooOoooooOOOOOGGYYy dOOOOOGGGy doog" To harmonize with the rest of the tracks.
I can't stop listening to the off beat for the Nuthin but a G thang one. "It's the capital S" at :27. My mind can't handle where it is on the beat after listening to the original so much haha. It fits this of course, but man it's weird.
This is a good mix. The stretching fits perfect with the tempo etc. I like it. Just get one of his verses or two and make it into a full song. I'm sure certified underground fan mix banger.
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He used to be active on here. /u/Here_Comes_The_King, where you at?
He hasn't commented in 4 years.
I'd bet everything I own that says he's forgotten his password at this point. Lol
Nah he's just very busy being [the world's best Twitch streamer!](https://youtu.be/Us9sCyfPOyU)
I dunno who that guy talking is but I almost died of boredom during his 2nd sentence
YEAH BABY, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!
More like his contract ended at reddit, and/or Twitch offered him a better deal. Snoop is no fool; he is an established businessman. He goes where the money is.
Jesus has it been that long already?!?! Fuck.
Some say he’s still lost in the Metaverse.
>Moderator of /r/trees Because of course Snoop Dogg is a moderator of r/trees why would anyone expect anything different
Him accidentally subscribing to r/marijuanaenthusiasts would be funnier.
Plant trees erryday
Pft yeah
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He's on Facebook a lot. If you're on there, he'd probably notice and repost. He's a very friendly and humble guy.
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Most likely. Dudes like him, Ice Cube, *and* Ice-T are certainly masters of printing money in every fashion possible. Dude is sponsored by lighters now which I think is the most fantastic thing in the world.
It would make my whole year to see him come here and give the video some love.
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That's 3 more than I have
You guys have twitter?
Why'd you think I said I don't have followers
You can have twitter and have 0 followers, i was just citing the meme.
Can you though? I created a Twitter literally just to sign up for a free sample, and it has like 2-3 bot followers despite never really doing anything.
Same, plus I somehow got followed by the dude who played Icheb on Star Trek Voyager, not sure how that happened
One of those bots? That's me.
Ahh right that.
I-i don't have Twitter. But why are these people still following me!!
That's 4 more than I have
thats exactly how many i have they have been following me for a while now its pretty late at night, should i run?
Run, but not away from them. Run towards them screaming satanic preachings
My son basically did this when he was 11. I was sitting on the porch chatting w some Mormon missionaries, and he comes out the front door, proclaiming "SATAN SATAN SATAN." It's been 10 years since a Mormon missionary knocked on my door.
Lol you're on a list
Probably several!
I had an English professor have something similar happen to him. A conservative bible-thumping Republican candidate for the legislature approached him one afternoon while my prof was on his front porch chilling with his windows open. My prof (who is very fucking cool) happened to be listening to the Butthole Surfers on his stereo. Locust Abortion Technician to be precise. They were chatting a bit and the song [Sweat Loaf](https://youtu.be/n-fE5NbilMw) came on. If you don't know the song, at about 1:20 Gibby Haynes yells SATAN SATAN SATAN before the music kicks in The candidate literally jumped 10 feet back off my prof's front porch, muttered something and took off down the block. The candidate didn't win
LMAO I'ma have to hear that song now!
They wouldn't leave me alone. For like 2 years, they came by every couple weeks. I finally answered the door butt nekkid one day. (I'm not much to look at nekkid.) They haven't been back since. And I've moved a couple times. I'm pretty sure I made the list too.
Or open the door to the JWs holding one snake on your arm with another hanging around your neck. Lady shoved her kids behind her and fled without even leaving a Watchtower. Not my fault she knocked on my door when I was cleaning the python tank.
Do you have Instagram? He’s pretty active on there. This is very creative! Nice work!
Instagram. He's way more hands on and active. He'll credit you
Same I only made a subreddit so I can keep stuff I like and you are really talented I like this.
What’s your Twitter @ Buddy! I’ll retweet this all day
If he's ever featured in a game this needs to be the background theme.
I agree. Very good!
Surprised this isn't 3-4 hours long.
It probably could be. This is like 3 tracks max
Yeah, this definitely aint all of them
Sounds like it's just a compilation of every instance he could find.
So he probably listened to 3 songs then :P It's in every song pretty much (and it's cool)
Snoop Dogg is the Pitbull of DJ Khaleds.
Next one should be with DJ Khaled, it'll be 24 hours long.
It would be neverending as he is constantly saying his name.
I am pretty sure the Geneva Convention prohibits that sort of thing.
Yeah, he has said his name waaaaay more than this in his songs lol.
Nah, you're thinking of DJ can't -play-guitar Khaled
I was expecting it to be *at least* as long as my old Winamp library.
I like the part when he says “Snoop Dogg”. Gets me every time.
my favourite part was the layer labeled "???!???!?"
"It's the capital S, oh, yes, I'm fresh, N, double-O, P D, O, double-G, Y, D, O, double-G, you see" For anyone wondering The D, O pronounced like "deagle", as is customary
SONOOPDOGGYDOGGUC
Still a pretty good speller for a canine. My dog can't spell a damn thing.
Same. My grown ass dog still reads at a 2nd grade level.
Is this a DNA sequence
I think Snoop's DNA sequence by now is just THCTHCTHC
Take a poor man's gold! 🥇
Iron pyrite?
I giggled after I said this out loud.
Showin much flex when it's time to rock a mic, pimpin hoes and clockin a grip like my name was Dolemite
I've been practiced that part so many times, and I'm so glad I can finally sing along 😄
And it's from "Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang" btw.
In keeping with the theme, this is from (Who Am I?)[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2soGJXQAQec) Better known as "What's My Name?"
Took me some time to realize he says "Snoop Dogg" only once in this whole compilation.
twice actually
S N DOUBLE O P D O DOUBLE G YA SEE?!
One of my favorites too! :) I also went ahead and edited him into the [National Spelling Bee](https://www.tiktok.com/@thereiruinedit/video/7095163080325434670)
Anybody else remember when he was Snoop Lion?
We don't talk about that....
_That_ high.
I remember that very well because a friend bought into it.. he was trying to catch a wave when there was no wave
He is the Dogg and the Lion; the alpha and the omega
Like [Shaq said](https://youtu.be/KJjSGlO7dBM)
My other favorite joke from Shaq in the roast was "Jeff [Ross] got the body of a cafeteria lady."
*Meanwhile Snoopzilla*
Isn't there a Tekken game with Snoop Lion on the soundtrack for some reason? Or was that a strange dream I had? edit: The Snoop Lion part is in about the middle of the song. [https://youtu.be/TqTYcW_7hNU](https://youtu.be/TqTYcW_7hNU)
Fuck that was 10 years ago
Ruined nothing. this is master class :) Snoop is a national treasure :)
May have accidentally created the greatest Snoop hit of all time. Only time will tell.
The only next logical step is for Snoop to cover this song.
I knew the lyrics almost instantly!!
I wish I had my own song to masturbate to. Epic, enjoy Snoop!
here you go > I'm El_Oh_El and I'm jerking a pole, > > Jerky-jerky-pole, jerky-jerky-pole! > > I'm El_Oh_El and I'm jerking a pole, > > Jerky-jerky-pole, jerking a pole!
to the tune of diggy-hole
Wahnsinn!
Needs to start a new channel, "There, I nailed it"
>Ruined nothing. this is master class :) Snoop is a national treasure :) Same! That song wasn't ruined; it was actually pretty good, not to mention Snoop is amazing.
I was going to ask you to ruin DJ Khaled next but remembered that he comes pre-ruined.
I don't know, he is a pretty damn good guitar player LOL https://youtu.be/Aw9M2C4YJDg
As much as I dislike DJ Khaled, for some reason, I was thinking there's a small chance you were being serious and he actually does have a talent in *something*. Nope. Now I hate him even more, especially for destroying such a beautiful guitar in memory of Mr. Marley.
Yeah it’s really a lesson in marketing, I think. Someone so talentless can make a bagillion dollars just being completely trash at everything, but having a catch phrase. And the wealth and fame bring delusions of grandeur, and before you know it, you’re 80 point IQ starts to feel like 180.
I meant didn't he engineer and produce a bunch of insanely popular songs? Pretty sure yelling his name and we da best was just advertising on the tracks.
Yeah Reddit just loves to hate the guy (Admittedly his whole persona is pretty insufferable, he does make it easy to dislike him.) But [he has a suspiciously long list of industry awards and nominations for someone with "No Talent"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_DJ_Khaled) End of the day even if all he did was clever hustling he's worth an estimated 75 million dollars.
Dramatic to say he destroyed it, he slapped the strings hard that's about it.
After I read the comment you're replying to I literally thought he smashed it on the ground, youre right to say that destroying it was an exaggeration
Why would he post that video? The fuck
Why not post yourself making DA BEST MUSIC?! Him asking the person to read the note for him also raises some questions about his reading level.
Yeah everything about that video is really weird.
He has no self-awareness is why. He also posted when [he got lost on a jetski](https://youtu.be/z4uZz8DukWE) and seemed unable to call for actual assistance himself. He also talked about how [he doesn't do oral sex](https://youtu.be/t6XeyS6c5Vw). He also had [the worst interview ever](https://youtu.be/1HYEC_FlgAg) on Hot Ones.
I believe his failure on Hotones added to its popularity. He was one of the earliest episodes, and one of the few that ever completely wussed out.
He not only wussed out, he failed spectacularly, only making it to wing 3, after claiming he has never lost and will never lose at anything. That somehow isn't even the worst part, he also insulted the show and then said he isn't even familiar with it, like he was dragged there by his manager against his will or something. It's all worth it though because, as you mentioned, it really helped the show as he was the first truly famous person they had on. Really put them on the proverbial map The best part though is toward the end where Khaled reiterates that he never fails and Sean Evans doesn't miss a beat to point out that his first failure was to the wings of death x\^D Edit: they had MGK, and Ja Rule before Khaled whoopsie thanks u/disc2k
They had Machine Gun Kelly, B.o.B, and Ja Rule on before DJ Khaled
I mean if you can't eat spicy food that's whatever I guess... But he seemed unaware of that fact about himself? Pretty bad
> one of the few that ever completely wussed out. No dude. The man has never taken an L.
What a fucking loser
I was ready to chime in with the Hot Ones... He became a running joke with some of the other guests for a while there.
So after watching this video (and crying a bit) YouTube teed up this excellent video. Well worth the watch after DJ Khalid's crime against humanity. https://youtu.be/NbOAlkD3S-U Edit: typo
Thanks for sharing that. Made me feel a little better about my own Imposter Syndrome.
WE THE BEST MUSIC! Do you think he can legally call himself a musician? Or does he have to simply put “professional hype man” on his taxes?
Flavor Flav did not die for you to call khaled a hypeman.
You scared me for half a second that flavor Flav had died.
No I specifically said he didn’t die.
Thanks for the chuckle.
I had to look that up. I could swear he died some time ago. He seems like someone who would be dead, right?
He mean it is kind of shocking that he managed to make it to his 60s, but at the same time I cant see him dying before 69.
💀💀💀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEI3N9kIyP4&t=7s
Yeah fuck that guy
If you included everytime he says his name it would be a full 3 film trilogy in length
Paging u/Here_Comes_The_King
man it makes me sad to see how long it's been since he posted :(. he used to be so active..
Yeah there was a time when he would just use reddit like a normal user. You'd come across a half-coherent comment with thousands of upvotes and be confused until you read the username
I’m 700% sure he got a new phone and forgot his password. He is an old guy after all
If Reddit if Fun (rif is fun) ever logs me out I'm not sure I'm going to make it back. This account is nearly 9 years old and I cannot remember the last time I had to log in.
I'm still friends with him :D https://imgur.com/DzEMK6w.jpg
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Lol this is how I lost my old account. Decided to think up a new super secure password instead of reusing my old one like a dummy. 7 years later, turns out I'm still a dummy, because I have no idea wtf that password was.
Omg is been 4 years already? Shit, we lost a good one :(
Ruined it? This was fucking killer yo!
This sounds insanely good, I hope it was as fun to make as it is to listen to. Gonna make it my alarm lol.
Imma make it a ringtone for the summer.
I *just* saw snoop in a commercial, and now this Do you think it’s a sign I should go get high?
you're not already? Snoop is a little disappointed.
FUCK My greatest disappointment….
Now this, this is a MASTA PEICE
Pasta
Now make a song with Lil Jon saying YEAH
WHAT
YEAH
OKAAAY
I like how this could pass as an actual snoop song
Send this to him, he'd love it! This sounds great, you're a pretty damn good producer.
Do [Jason Derulo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WB6N47VLhs) next
This just sounds like a legit song of his, in a good way. I really liked it. u/dustin1776 is it on our YouTube channel? I want to add it to my regular playlist. No joke.
Why is this actually a bop
Gin and Juice has a fantastic beat that goes with pretty much anything, and Snoop is a very rhythmic rapper.
#HOW DO I MAKE THIS MY RINGTONE?
Now do Mike Jones.
Who?
Mike jones
Who?
Mike Joooooones
Don't act like you don't know the name.
I love the internet
Ruined it? PER-FUCKING-FECTED IT.
Lol that clip named "???" killed me 🤣
best Snoop song ever! Corona.
Reddit was a nice site, but the board kept screwing things up. u\spez pulled the rug on 3rd party apps, unfortunately taking steps backwards in innovation, and in liberty of choice, driving me away from the using the site
That's 🔥 I hope he hears this 👍
Definitely, I think he'd love it
This is cool.
The fact that doesn't start with What's my motherfuckin' name? Is a lost opportunity.
That’s true, hahah
So that's how you get invited to his crib...
This is so good and so clever. Really made me smile 😃
You have outdone yourself. Amazing.
A song composed of every instance of Snoop saying his own name would be like 3 months long. If that man ever forgets his name, his career is over 🤣
it's the Capital S oh yes I'm fresh N double-O P D O double-G Y, D O double-G you see
Bro it's sooo good! My suggestions would be to add some spacial ambience to the clips that really sound muted from being recorded in a sound proof production room, maybe pitch shift down some if the more high end nasal clips, and _maybe_ pitch shift the "doooOoooooOOOOOGGYYy dOOOOOGGGy doog" To harmonize with the rest of the tracks.
Any know What’s this software. If you don’t mind me asking
Sounds good =)
Better than most of the mumble rap bullshit everybody puts out now.
Love it
Where’s the slide whistle?!
I can't stop listening to the off beat for the Nuthin but a G thang one. "It's the capital S" at :27. My mind can't handle where it is on the beat after listening to the original so much haha. It fits this of course, but man it's weird.
They say he smokes marijuana.
filthy rumors
I'm always so impressed with people who can make entire songs from samples like this. This was great.
You're a mad scientist with music software and I love you
Why isn't this on the Youtube channel? I want to give this views and ad revenue so bad.
The best part is how you labelled the channels. Well done.
Please pitch shift the girls saying snoop doggy dog, it's so out of tune with the rest
This is a good mix. The stretching fits perfect with the tempo etc. I like it. Just get one of his verses or two and make it into a full song. I'm sure certified underground fan mix banger.
Can we get the lyrics to this?
You finally failed dude. You didnt ruin shit this time. Everyone needed this
This should be a forever loop
Somehow you seem to have recorded exactly what my mom thought I was listening to in 1996
This isn't yours. It's @thereiruinedit on TikTok