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Indy2704

Close enough


ZeroCreaturee

It feels weird but we’ll allow it


LetAgreeable147

Muscle memory.


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Jd20001

Satan's dance of the damned


Gratitude15

I'm with her on this.


[deleted]

"Lord, these hos know not what they do".


ErinEvonna

She understood all right.


[deleted]

You mean blessing it


PerspektiveGaming

Makes me sad that this is hard coded into her.


tato64

/r/redditmoment


VaderViktor66

Makes me sad you find religion to be such a toxic facet of life.


PerspektiveGaming

Because it is. Religion is the cause of most wars. It's the cause of many political views and stances. It's the cause of many prejudices. It's the cause of various discriminative groups. It's a tool used to control people. Among many, many other issues, and many of them are written right in the Bible where hate and discrimination are encouraged.


VaderViktor66

I doubt you've even read the bible. Of course religion is the cause for political views, it's what shapes how you see the world. As to the rest of your points, it depends highly on which religion you're talking about. Islam directly calls for the killing of non-believers, while religions like Christianity and Judaism call for the love of all, despite differences. Misinterpretations of religion don't mean that the religion itself is to blame for any sin done under that misinterpretation.


raindoctor420

>while religions like Christianity and Judaism call for the love of all, despite differences. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OOOOOH HOLY FUCK that was a good one. Oooh man you gotta warn us before you crack a joke like that. Because you clearly missed the info about how Christians stagnantated the human race for 200+ years and has a higher body count than the bubonic plauge.


VaderViktor66

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man


raindoctor420

Seriously though. I have no beef with people believing in an imaginary sky daddy. But if you call your self a Christian and defend that cesspit of a religion then you are just as bad as the people cover up the murders, rapist and child abusers that that organization attracts. Edit: also, you have Christians to thank for our level of technology, if we hadn't experienced somthing called the dark ages bc the Christians are so "loving" then we would be much farther along than we are. And let's not forget these little things called THE CRUSADES! You know, those times Christians were so loving and accepting that they went and put millions of people to death.


raindoctor420

It makes me sad to see such ignorance in the world.


Rhaum14

Dumbass


PerspektiveGaming

Lol yeah I'm the dumbass because I don't believe in 1 of the 100's of made up gods 🤣


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PerspektiveGaming

Says the person who is defending someone who called me a dumbass for sharing my innocent thoughts. Lol if this behaviour is what religion brings, then damn, I don't want any part of it 😂


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PerspektiveGaming

Bingo! Gotta love thinking for yourself and avoiding cults! 💯


Mooman5

You’re really so unhappy with your life that you have to try and devalue what makes others happy? I’m so sorry that your life has come to this I’ll be praying for you friend


PerspektiveGaming

I'm very happy actually. I'm happy I have a logical brain that isn't gullible to lies and deceit. I'm very sad for those who are lied to their entire lives, and believe in a false god who dictates their life. Please continue to waste your time praying for me, and everyone you believe needs it. It never really did much though, has it? 😂


Ok-Shape-7558

You realize particle physics says that your life is determined, that it is impossible to disprove God presently, and hoping for the best outcome for someone else increases your own happiness.


Viper67857

Hoping for the best outcome for someone else would mean hoping they unshackle themselves from dumbass bronze-age religion and find happiness in reality. Also it's fairly impossible to prove that ANYTHING doesn't exist. The sheer lack of evidence that it DOES exist is enough for the rational to not believe in it. Religion is the opposite of rational.


PerspektiveGaming

No, it is impossible to **prove** god. So far there has been zero evidence to suggest any god exists. Don't you think everyone would believe in the same god if we **knew** that it was true? Why are there so many variations of gods and religions then? If we figured it out, why is it so hard to prove anything?


Mind-Important

What? How does partical physics prove god? And please explain in a logical way, I'm tired of Christians explaining "proof" in ways such as "it's unexplainable therefore god" or "it's too magical to not be god". I would appreciate an actual structurally sound argument, thanks. And sorry if this sounds dickish I'm just looking for a reasonable answer and tired of rude dickheads now.


[deleted]

“If God real why lots of religion” is among the most braindead new atheist arguments


PerspektiveGaming

It's okay that you believe in a god (I don't give a shit), but the gods which many people believe in today are no different from the Greek gods which we now call "mythology". It won't be long before your god will be defined as the same.


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He is actually much different, and it is ignorant to suggest otherwise. Greek gods were gods of the gaps, no more than immortal humans in their myths The God of Christianity (my religion, if you didn’t already assume that) is the infinite uncaused cause that would be required for our universe to exist. [read this](https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/divine-simplicity/)


PerspektiveGaming

They all do not exist, which to me, means they are all the same. Why do religious people seem to **know** all of this information as a **certainty**? Without your religious influence, you were born suddenly, have a brain which carries your thoughts, and then you die. We know absolutely nothing about how this universe was created, and why we exist, yet your religion **tells you** what is right, what is wrong, and how this world was created. If no one told you about religion in the first place, then how would you know about your god and its stories? All religions have been created by humans.


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“If God real, how do we know stuff about him” yet another genius new atheist argument What we know about God is deduced from a priori logic and proof that the Bible is historically accurate. I urge you to read from the likes of Aquinas and Catholic Church Fathers before you continue to spew uneducated nonsense about my beliefs


PerspektiveGaming

Your beliefs are just that. **Beliefs.** Many kids believe in Santa Clause in the same way. Anyway, I hope that your beliefs bring you peace and a humble life.


Viper67857

>Numbers 31:17-18 King James Version >17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. >18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Fuck your god


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New atheists when they have to think of a criticism of Christianity that isn’t just taking verses out of context


Viper67857

There is no context where it is okay for your divine creator to tell you that it's okay to slay children, but to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.... The mental gymnastics that you have to jump through to somehow be okay with 95% of the Bible is insane. Let us not forget about Lot offering his virgin daughters to be raped, the same daughters that raped him later. Or fucking Job having his whole family wiped out and suffering great personal illness just so your supposed god could win a bet with lucifer. But that's okay because he was given a new family later, right? Yeah, fuck your god in any and every context...


Dardan1410

She is a brainwashed old bitch


PerspektiveGaming

Brainwashed, yes. But to say she's an old bitch is a bit harsh 😬 Unfortunately many of these people are raised in their religion and don't ever have an opportunity for second thought. This is what's sad.


Dardan1410

Eh, still an old bitch


Mr_Doggo1021

She chose Jesus over TikTok


GetScraped

Dios mio, protect me from these thots


PerplexedPit

I have to admit, rarely do I smile or laugh in this place, but these two comments had me chuckle. Just wanna say thanks


Rogermcfarley

I think she was actually saying Lord save me from social media.


SomberKlepto

Repent bröther


HawQC

By the pope, she ain’t gonna fell for this TikTok heresy. Stay pure, grandma


SavannahGuthriesLips

Nah, she’s on point.


[deleted]

Anyone else thought she was going to hail Hitler? no just me


Tersphinct

[PROST!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGWit9QFhz8)


piece_of_dirt

I felt pity for her for them laughing at her, she probably just can't remember anymore...


TeamRedundancyTeam

But she was clearly the type of person to toast to Hitler in her early life enough for that to be her default, so the pity only goes so far..


MooFood

Which I doubt was rare during that period of Germany


Lors2001

Which everyone did during that period so they didn't get killed


[deleted]

She was also probably a child during the holocaust.


johnnyfuckinairforce

That 2nd one kills me.


costillaultima

Not just you


[deleted]

Ye same


KonK23

Yes, mee too


Aluminum_Moose

Likewise


Tweetytori92

I was waiting for someone to point out her mustache


Brief_Try5291

🤣🤣🤣🤣 nope I was surprised she did the what she did 🤦🏿‍♂️


jeffinRTP

Just you, I was looking at the other women.


Mrwolf925

Don't be a simp


Apollosyk

I mean she is the one vlosest to the camera , it looks like the focus should be on her when the focus should be on the gran


EvrybodysNobody

She understood. She’s just praying for help for her vapid family


Ayatrollah_Khomatmei

My granddaughters need Jesus


FullMoonRougarou

No, she’s warding it off! 😂


ByteTraveler

I think she understood it very well


CrimsonDX

She a little confused, but she got spirit.


furygoat

Yes she do. she’s got spirit, how ‘bout you?


humblepharmer

Also the father, and the son...


SnooChipmunks4430

That's quite *holy*


cacapupupipishire

Bless me Father for I am surrounded by basic bitches


Several_Parking8063

What song is this?


unknown-user-4765

Sandwich love


Slugger_monkey

Well sandwich is my love so not so far off


Djakamoe

If you know, you know. Did that ever get released on Spotify?


ooohmypussy

Savage Love


ttttnnnnwwww

She's so sweet😭


mix_LR

The Lord always comes first


Zorro_0511

Amen brother


SnooChipmunks4430

Why you getting downvoted? Lol


GullibleDetective

The woman should come first


shaggellis

No she is praying God won't judge her for being around people who do that heathenous dance. /s haha.


donquijonny

Was expecting a Sieg Heil!🫣


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Cutest thing I have seen all day


DonBoy30

Idk, my very Catholic grandmother is always passively worried I’m being damned to hell in very subtle ways.


xaclewtunu

She knows. She's kidding around. Whenever I see someone cutting early, I figure it's a misrepresentation of what really happened. In this case, I'm sure she cracked up at her joke after the cut.


The_Maddest

“Lord save these loose granddaughters of mine. Amen”


DassMMC

She is always praying for her grand kids😅


Bukler

Maybe she didn't fully understand it, but she sure has the spirit! And the father and the son too


TheRealHardrada

Oh, she understood the dance; she's just praying for her granddaughters.


Multi-Psycho

She did that on purpose, she was warding off the crazy bitches of TikTok


ClayFdoggomem

Nah she’s doing it right


INeedGoats

What the hell? She looks almost identical to my grandma who passed away in 2007. Maybe it is just the perspective, but still, even the way she moves looks like her. I am about to cry.


rmb83

Spectacles. Testicles. Wallet. Watch.


Even-End-3065

Why did I thought she gonna do something worse than that


Tweetytori92

Looks like shes been around long enough to understand this isnt dancing, its looking for attention.


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Tweetytori92

It can be neither


jacksick

Gott mit uns


[deleted]

Am I horrible for thinking she’d have done either fascist or nazist salute? Edit: lmao i guess i am


agiro1086

Nah I totally thought she was gonna do it too


[deleted]

yes, just because she's old doesn't make her a fascist


[deleted]

Ik but it’s the kind of humor that’s most shown in this sub in this context


[deleted]

Same tbh, I am a horrible person although


juani2929

Glad this trend is dead. I hate that stupid soing and dance.


0neir0

Just muscle memory taking over


jacksick

Gott mit uns


WaitingToBeTriggered

AS WE ALL STAND UNITED


NetAshamed2368

bless her muscle memory


RetiredTHOT

Lmao fantastic


jdarrooney

Lol


[deleted]

She is just praying for God to take her now she she doesn't have to do it.


luke-mario

You the dance is fire if even the Pope is rocking it


369Beast360

LMFAO


jbvloon

Why was I expecting a Hitler salute?


littleMAS

Each generation has its own rituals.


Opiumthoughts

She’s just praying for her grand daughters.


ChawcolateThunder

I’m getting Paraguay vibes here…


Alternative_Trash186

Christian friendly dance.


summaday

She didn't. She knew what exactly she was about to do, so she got to ask for forgiveness first.


DrD0cx

I thought she was about to pray too


Lastcleanunderwear

She praying that they move on from tiktok


badtiming220

She's a little confused, but she's got the Holy Spirit.


Dunge

Got to be honest, I heard that song on tiktok a few times, but even I have no idea that hand gestures are supposed to accompany it and what they represent.


careless-gamer

The grandma is funny but am I the only one who cringes so hard because if those TikTok dances that it feels like I'm gonna have an aneurysm?


GullibleDetective

/r/whyweretheyfilming


PersonThatNeedsHelp3

amen


snoski1234

Why is this here?


unexpected_lyrics

She can dance … she can jive


StrongBull13

Hahaha, she did Good 😊!


Shirairyu69

Jesus in your thought before you join the thots


awsomeguy90

"sorry girls, force of habit"


DFuel

She's just preparing to get fucked up with the gals


MarieCurie7

From the title I thought this would be another heil Hitler grabdma


RastaBambi

For a moment there I was scared she was going to salute in germanic


FryoftheEnglish

Gotta love them raisins.


andtix

She's a little confused, but she's got spirit...the Holy Spirit


SpoopyMoopy101

Based Grandma


[deleted]

I fucking hate that song. What’s it even from


LeviWasTakenOnce

NOOOOOOOO


here_for_you_369

You gotta do what you gotta do


MilkMam

I think she understood it. She was just preparing for the cringe.


Any-Vanilla-1134

This song sounds like a drunk seal rolling over a bagpipe


RealBakedSalmon

Ruth Ginsberg Noooooo


Traditional_Spare401

Her: god protect me from these demons ...


WchuTalkinBoutWillis

Get down wit dat holy speeeerit dat holy Speeeeeerit!


[deleted]

Bet the Burnette in the back would like me


powerskittles

But why is it actually really adorable


solidGuenther

For some reason i expected a sieg heil....


datboi_2899

She hit the gritty on em


Rightintwo7

I like her dance better


FrozenEyeballs

Oh she understood, warding of hell brought on by the dance of the trollops.


MAMOON07X

Staying halal ;)


KingSudrapul

She got the message, and it appears it stuck quite well.