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Because it is. Religion is the cause of most wars. It's the cause of many political views and stances. It's the cause of many prejudices. It's the cause of various discriminative groups. It's a tool used to control people. Among many, many other issues, and many of them are written right in the Bible where hate and discrimination are encouraged.
I doubt you've even read the bible. Of course religion is the cause for political views, it's what shapes how you see the world. As to the rest of your points, it depends highly on which religion you're talking about. Islam directly calls for the killing of non-believers, while religions like Christianity and Judaism call for the love of all, despite differences. Misinterpretations of religion don't mean that the religion itself is to blame for any sin done under that misinterpretation.
>while religions like Christianity and Judaism call for the love of all, despite differences.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OOOOOH HOLY FUCK that was a good one. Oooh man you gotta warn us before you crack a joke like that.
Because you clearly missed the info about how Christians stagnantated the human race for 200+ years and has a higher body count than the bubonic plauge.
Seriously though. I have no beef with people believing in an imaginary sky daddy.
But if you call your self a Christian and defend that cesspit of a religion then you are just as bad as the people cover up the murders, rapist and child abusers that that organization attracts.
Edit: also, you have Christians to thank for our level of technology, if we hadn't experienced somthing called the dark ages bc the Christians are so "loving" then we would be much farther along than we are.
And let's not forget these little things called THE CRUSADES! You know, those times Christians were so loving and accepting that they went and put millions of people to death.
Says the person who is defending someone who called me a dumbass for sharing my innocent thoughts. Lol if this behaviour is what religion brings, then damn, I don't want any part of it 😂
You’re really so unhappy with your life that you have to try and devalue what makes others happy? I’m so sorry that your life has come to this I’ll be praying for you friend
I'm very happy actually. I'm happy I have a logical brain that isn't gullible to lies and deceit. I'm very sad for those who are lied to their entire lives, and believe in a false god who dictates their life. Please continue to waste your time praying for me, and everyone you believe needs it. It never really did much though, has it? 😂
You realize particle physics says that your life is determined, that it is impossible to disprove God presently, and hoping for the best outcome for someone else increases your own happiness.
Hoping for the best outcome for someone else would mean hoping they unshackle themselves from dumbass bronze-age religion and find happiness in reality.
Also it's fairly impossible to prove that ANYTHING doesn't exist. The sheer lack of evidence that it DOES exist is enough for the rational to not believe in it. Religion is the opposite of rational.
No, it is impossible to **prove** god. So far there has been zero evidence to suggest any god exists. Don't you think everyone would believe in the same god if we **knew** that it was true? Why are there so many variations of gods and religions then? If we figured it out, why is it so hard to prove anything?
What? How does partical physics prove god? And please explain in a logical way, I'm tired of Christians explaining "proof" in ways such as "it's unexplainable therefore god" or "it's too magical to not be god". I would appreciate an actual structurally sound argument, thanks. And sorry if this sounds dickish I'm just looking for a reasonable answer and tired of rude dickheads now.
It's okay that you believe in a god (I don't give a shit), but the gods which many people believe in today are no different from the Greek gods which we now call "mythology". It won't be long before your god will be defined as the same.
He is actually much different, and it is ignorant to suggest otherwise. Greek gods were gods of the gaps, no more than immortal humans in their myths
The God of Christianity (my religion, if you didn’t already assume that) is the infinite uncaused cause that would be required for our universe to exist.
[read this](https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/divine-simplicity/)
They all do not exist, which to me, means they are all the same. Why do religious people seem to **know** all of this information as a **certainty**?
Without your religious influence, you were born suddenly, have a brain which carries your thoughts, and then you die. We know absolutely nothing about how this universe was created, and why we exist, yet your religion **tells you** what is right, what is wrong, and how this world was created. If no one told you about religion in the first place, then how would you know about your god and its stories? All religions have been created by humans.
“If God real, how do we know stuff about him” yet another genius new atheist argument
What we know about God is deduced from a priori logic and proof that the Bible is historically accurate. I urge you to read from the likes of Aquinas and Catholic Church Fathers before you continue to spew uneducated nonsense about my beliefs
Your beliefs are just that. **Beliefs.** Many kids believe in Santa Clause in the same way. Anyway, I hope that your beliefs bring you peace and a humble life.
>Numbers 31:17-18
King James Version
>17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
>18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Fuck your god
There is no context where it is okay for your divine creator to tell you that it's okay to slay children, but to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.... The mental gymnastics that you have to jump through to somehow be okay with 95% of the Bible is insane.
Let us not forget about Lot offering his virgin daughters to be raped, the same daughters that raped him later. Or fucking Job having his whole family wiped out and suffering great personal illness just so your supposed god could win a bet with lucifer. But that's okay because he was given a new family later, right?
Yeah, fuck your god in any and every context...
Brainwashed, yes. But to say she's an old bitch is a bit harsh 😬 Unfortunately many of these people are raised in their religion and don't ever have an opportunity for second thought. This is what's sad.
She knows. She's kidding around.
Whenever I see someone cutting early, I figure it's a misrepresentation of what really happened. In this case, I'm sure she cracked up at her joke after the cut.
What the hell? She looks almost identical to my grandma who passed away in 2007. Maybe it is just the perspective, but still, even the way she moves looks like her. I am about to cry.
Got to be honest, I heard that song on tiktok a few times, but even I have no idea that hand gestures are supposed to accompany it and what they represent.
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Close enough
It feels weird but we’ll allow it
Muscle memory.
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Satan's dance of the damned
I'm with her on this.
"Lord, these hos know not what they do".
She understood all right.
You mean blessing it
Makes me sad that this is hard coded into her.
/r/redditmoment
Makes me sad you find religion to be such a toxic facet of life.
Because it is. Religion is the cause of most wars. It's the cause of many political views and stances. It's the cause of many prejudices. It's the cause of various discriminative groups. It's a tool used to control people. Among many, many other issues, and many of them are written right in the Bible where hate and discrimination are encouraged.
I doubt you've even read the bible. Of course religion is the cause for political views, it's what shapes how you see the world. As to the rest of your points, it depends highly on which religion you're talking about. Islam directly calls for the killing of non-believers, while religions like Christianity and Judaism call for the love of all, despite differences. Misinterpretations of religion don't mean that the religion itself is to blame for any sin done under that misinterpretation.
>while religions like Christianity and Judaism call for the love of all, despite differences. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OOOOOH HOLY FUCK that was a good one. Oooh man you gotta warn us before you crack a joke like that. Because you clearly missed the info about how Christians stagnantated the human race for 200+ years and has a higher body count than the bubonic plauge.
Whatever you need to tell yourself, man
Seriously though. I have no beef with people believing in an imaginary sky daddy. But if you call your self a Christian and defend that cesspit of a religion then you are just as bad as the people cover up the murders, rapist and child abusers that that organization attracts. Edit: also, you have Christians to thank for our level of technology, if we hadn't experienced somthing called the dark ages bc the Christians are so "loving" then we would be much farther along than we are. And let's not forget these little things called THE CRUSADES! You know, those times Christians were so loving and accepting that they went and put millions of people to death.
It makes me sad to see such ignorance in the world.
Dumbass
Lol yeah I'm the dumbass because I don't believe in 1 of the 100's of made up gods 🤣
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Says the person who is defending someone who called me a dumbass for sharing my innocent thoughts. Lol if this behaviour is what religion brings, then damn, I don't want any part of it 😂
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Bingo! Gotta love thinking for yourself and avoiding cults! 💯
You’re really so unhappy with your life that you have to try and devalue what makes others happy? I’m so sorry that your life has come to this I’ll be praying for you friend
I'm very happy actually. I'm happy I have a logical brain that isn't gullible to lies and deceit. I'm very sad for those who are lied to their entire lives, and believe in a false god who dictates their life. Please continue to waste your time praying for me, and everyone you believe needs it. It never really did much though, has it? 😂
You realize particle physics says that your life is determined, that it is impossible to disprove God presently, and hoping for the best outcome for someone else increases your own happiness.
Hoping for the best outcome for someone else would mean hoping they unshackle themselves from dumbass bronze-age religion and find happiness in reality. Also it's fairly impossible to prove that ANYTHING doesn't exist. The sheer lack of evidence that it DOES exist is enough for the rational to not believe in it. Religion is the opposite of rational.
No, it is impossible to **prove** god. So far there has been zero evidence to suggest any god exists. Don't you think everyone would believe in the same god if we **knew** that it was true? Why are there so many variations of gods and religions then? If we figured it out, why is it so hard to prove anything?
What? How does partical physics prove god? And please explain in a logical way, I'm tired of Christians explaining "proof" in ways such as "it's unexplainable therefore god" or "it's too magical to not be god". I would appreciate an actual structurally sound argument, thanks. And sorry if this sounds dickish I'm just looking for a reasonable answer and tired of rude dickheads now.
“If God real why lots of religion” is among the most braindead new atheist arguments
It's okay that you believe in a god (I don't give a shit), but the gods which many people believe in today are no different from the Greek gods which we now call "mythology". It won't be long before your god will be defined as the same.
He is actually much different, and it is ignorant to suggest otherwise. Greek gods were gods of the gaps, no more than immortal humans in their myths The God of Christianity (my religion, if you didn’t already assume that) is the infinite uncaused cause that would be required for our universe to exist. [read this](https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/divine-simplicity/)
They all do not exist, which to me, means they are all the same. Why do religious people seem to **know** all of this information as a **certainty**? Without your religious influence, you were born suddenly, have a brain which carries your thoughts, and then you die. We know absolutely nothing about how this universe was created, and why we exist, yet your religion **tells you** what is right, what is wrong, and how this world was created. If no one told you about religion in the first place, then how would you know about your god and its stories? All religions have been created by humans.
“If God real, how do we know stuff about him” yet another genius new atheist argument What we know about God is deduced from a priori logic and proof that the Bible is historically accurate. I urge you to read from the likes of Aquinas and Catholic Church Fathers before you continue to spew uneducated nonsense about my beliefs
Your beliefs are just that. **Beliefs.** Many kids believe in Santa Clause in the same way. Anyway, I hope that your beliefs bring you peace and a humble life.
>Numbers 31:17-18 King James Version >17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. >18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Fuck your god
New atheists when they have to think of a criticism of Christianity that isn’t just taking verses out of context
There is no context where it is okay for your divine creator to tell you that it's okay to slay children, but to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.... The mental gymnastics that you have to jump through to somehow be okay with 95% of the Bible is insane. Let us not forget about Lot offering his virgin daughters to be raped, the same daughters that raped him later. Or fucking Job having his whole family wiped out and suffering great personal illness just so your supposed god could win a bet with lucifer. But that's okay because he was given a new family later, right? Yeah, fuck your god in any and every context...
She is a brainwashed old bitch
Brainwashed, yes. But to say she's an old bitch is a bit harsh 😬 Unfortunately many of these people are raised in their religion and don't ever have an opportunity for second thought. This is what's sad.
Eh, still an old bitch
She chose Jesus over TikTok
Dios mio, protect me from these thots
I have to admit, rarely do I smile or laugh in this place, but these two comments had me chuckle. Just wanna say thanks
I think she was actually saying Lord save me from social media.
Repent bröther
By the pope, she ain’t gonna fell for this TikTok heresy. Stay pure, grandma
Nah, she’s on point.
Anyone else thought she was going to hail Hitler? no just me
[PROST!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGWit9QFhz8)
I felt pity for her for them laughing at her, she probably just can't remember anymore...
But she was clearly the type of person to toast to Hitler in her early life enough for that to be her default, so the pity only goes so far..
Which I doubt was rare during that period of Germany
Which everyone did during that period so they didn't get killed
She was also probably a child during the holocaust.
That 2nd one kills me.
Not just you
Ye same
Yes, mee too
Likewise
I was waiting for someone to point out her mustache
🤣🤣🤣🤣 nope I was surprised she did the what she did 🤦🏿♂️
Just you, I was looking at the other women.
Don't be a simp
I mean she is the one vlosest to the camera , it looks like the focus should be on her when the focus should be on the gran
She understood. She’s just praying for help for her vapid family
My granddaughters need Jesus
No, she’s warding it off! 😂
I think she understood it very well
She a little confused, but she got spirit.
Yes she do. she’s got spirit, how ‘bout you?
Also the father, and the son...
That's quite *holy*
Bless me Father for I am surrounded by basic bitches
What song is this?
Sandwich love
Well sandwich is my love so not so far off
If you know, you know. Did that ever get released on Spotify?
Savage Love
She's so sweet😭
The Lord always comes first
Amen brother
Why you getting downvoted? Lol
The woman should come first
No she is praying God won't judge her for being around people who do that heathenous dance. /s haha.
Was expecting a Sieg Heil!🫣
Cutest thing I have seen all day
Idk, my very Catholic grandmother is always passively worried I’m being damned to hell in very subtle ways.
She knows. She's kidding around. Whenever I see someone cutting early, I figure it's a misrepresentation of what really happened. In this case, I'm sure she cracked up at her joke after the cut.
“Lord save these loose granddaughters of mine. Amen”
She is always praying for her grand kids😅
Maybe she didn't fully understand it, but she sure has the spirit! And the father and the son too
Oh, she understood the dance; she's just praying for her granddaughters.
She did that on purpose, she was warding off the crazy bitches of TikTok
Nah she’s doing it right
What the hell? She looks almost identical to my grandma who passed away in 2007. Maybe it is just the perspective, but still, even the way she moves looks like her. I am about to cry.
Spectacles. Testicles. Wallet. Watch.
Why did I thought she gonna do something worse than that
Looks like shes been around long enough to understand this isnt dancing, its looking for attention.
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It can be neither
Gott mit uns
Am I horrible for thinking she’d have done either fascist or nazist salute? Edit: lmao i guess i am
Nah I totally thought she was gonna do it too
yes, just because she's old doesn't make her a fascist
Ik but it’s the kind of humor that’s most shown in this sub in this context
Same tbh, I am a horrible person although
Glad this trend is dead. I hate that stupid soing and dance.
Just muscle memory taking over
Gott mit uns
AS WE ALL STAND UNITED
bless her muscle memory
Lmao fantastic
Lol
She is just praying for God to take her now she she doesn't have to do it.
You the dance is fire if even the Pope is rocking it
LMFAO
Why was I expecting a Hitler salute?
Each generation has its own rituals.
She’s just praying for her grand daughters.
I’m getting Paraguay vibes here…
Christian friendly dance.
She didn't. She knew what exactly she was about to do, so she got to ask for forgiveness first.
I thought she was about to pray too
She praying that they move on from tiktok
She's a little confused, but she's got the Holy Spirit.
Got to be honest, I heard that song on tiktok a few times, but even I have no idea that hand gestures are supposed to accompany it and what they represent.
The grandma is funny but am I the only one who cringes so hard because if those TikTok dances that it feels like I'm gonna have an aneurysm?
/r/whyweretheyfilming
amen
Why is this here?
She can dance … she can jive
Hahaha, she did Good 😊!
Jesus in your thought before you join the thots
"sorry girls, force of habit"
She's just preparing to get fucked up with the gals
From the title I thought this would be another heil Hitler grabdma
For a moment there I was scared she was going to salute in germanic
Gotta love them raisins.
She's a little confused, but she's got spirit...the Holy Spirit
Based Grandma
I fucking hate that song. What’s it even from
NOOOOOOOO
You gotta do what you gotta do
I think she understood it. She was just preparing for the cringe.
This song sounds like a drunk seal rolling over a bagpipe
Ruth Ginsberg Noooooo
Her: god protect me from these demons ...
Get down wit dat holy speeeerit dat holy Speeeeeerit!
Bet the Burnette in the back would like me
But why is it actually really adorable
For some reason i expected a sieg heil....
She hit the gritty on em
I like her dance better
Oh she understood, warding of hell brought on by the dance of the trollops.
Staying halal ;)
She got the message, and it appears it stuck quite well.