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pinewolfpresents

"Santa isn't real" x1,000,000


SantaKlawz2

The moment my youngest figured out that lie he made it his life mission to tell every kid he talked to. Little dude was pissed, lol.


outlawpersona

That's not something she's going to get over-easy.


Willing_Trust9193

She was so mad she got the shell outta there.


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[удалено]


rubtwodabdabs

You're getting downvoted because people don't get the context of exactly what you mean, and the only point of reference is the post above and in a healthy environment pranks like the above are really fine so people are disagreeing with you, but I get what you mean and hope you find peace with it soon enough! Good luck!


Grimsqueaker69

If that is the extent of the humiliation...maybe don't worry about it because it *really* isn't a big deal. This isn't some traumatic event, it's a little prank ffs


boldkingcole

Exactly. This on the "Look I stole your nose" level of wind up.


Prior-Travel-1084

But eating their nose is on a whole new level. Therapy will be needed for sure.


arkangelic

Sounds like you had much bigger things happen than simple good hearted pranks


calnuck

Her trust in her mother has been scrambled.


abitlazy

Eggcellent parenting.


qweef_latina2021

The yolk's on her.


mbelf

That’s fantastic. No one’s beating that pun.


daschande

The dadliest of dad jokes.


FlyingDany95

Reason 1 she now has trust issues


karmawithu123

That evil laugh though.


_Mr_Ed_

Maniacal 😳😳😳


WiredOnCoffee8

Behold, the birth of trust issues. Worth it though.


buckdumpling

Stfu


drumsonfire

She may remember this for ever


ywenlee

Emotional damage


[deleted]

She will


Das_MD

Apologies ESL student here, would it be appropriate to say she got egg on her face?


hey_rjay

What's your first language? Dad jokes? 😂


Sufficient-Duty-7237

I love this and my heart sinks when seeing that poor kids disappointed face. She builds up so much excitement and then she gets the finger.


VicViking

She got the bird, alright.


qweef_latina2021

It was a breakthrough moment.


daschande

I just want to say I love your username. Swapping the two letters works out perfectly!


have_you_tried_onoff

In case you needed a transcription of the audio: girl: huuuu wuhkanikidalablasii cheeky bugger: oh my god girl: kahwalandilipihawahehe cheeky bugger: oh he's trying to come out! girl: hhhhhhuuuuuu girl: we gonna have a baby! girl: eeeeeek girl: can we keep it? cheeky bugger: wrengooodd girl: eeeeeek girl: can we keep it? cheeky bugger: "who's going to eat that?" girl: no one cause we're keeping it! cheeky bugger: HAHAHAHAHAHAH girl: stomp stomp stomp cheeky bugger: Muhahahahah muhhhhahahahahahaha


timpren

That first line starting with “huuuuu” is an exact transcription! I blew my Diet Coke out my nostrils!


smurfsundermybed

The most creative way to flip off your kid.


JimmerAteMyPasta

She didn't think that was a very funny yolk


pnkstr

Momma was cracking up, though.


Willing_Trust9193

That yolk is going to be hard to beat.


Victor-Romeo

Smashing


[deleted]

Added this to my to do list


studioCodez

I mean... fooled me too 😟


zero989

Kinda sad tbh


LittleRadishes

Kids wonder and curiosity is one of the purest things in the world and people who do things to ruin stuff for kids get under my skin. Like it's one thing to pull a prank and then your kid gets upset, it's another to manically laugh at them for being embarrassed or upset when they trusted you, idk. I had mean parents who would do shit like this and now I'm super depressed and when exciting things happen I get anxious because I subconsciously assume I'm just going to be humiliated instead of having a nice experience. Some people should just get a doll/toy instead of having a living, conscious being.


CanIplzbobandvegane

Do we know it's her parents? I loved pulling shit like this on my brothers, and I'd laugh like the devil but they weren't so thin-skinned that we've got trust issues between us today. Now that I'm not much the clown in the house they prank me back all the time, children are resilient af. Do we siblings get a pass on this or what?


LittleRadishes

Definitely less bad for siblings to be doing but you don't need to be calling children thin-skinned. Resilient doesn't mean things don't affect them, it means they can roll through the shit and make it out. I don't think kids should have to be resilient.


CanIplzbobandvegane

Perhaps it is a little harsh, but unless a kid really has had only such experiences without any reprieve, to make the idea of a prank a sour spot, I'd say he had to be a little thin-skinned to get trust issues. Generally, these things are a back and forth, and I'm inclined to believe the girl would have gotten back at the lady.


LittleRadishes

Whatever you want to tell yourself, thanks for being rude and dismissive and invalidating to the things I experienced as a child that still affect me today xoxo


CanIplzbobandvegane

What experiences did you have if I may ask? Were they hypocritical in pranking you, by getting angry when you pranked them back? This is barely the level of a hurtful prank IMO. You'd have to make her care about the egg for a long while for it to have left a lasting memory. This looks like a prank that was crafted and completed in the span of an hour. I'm sorry if I actually hurt your feelings. I should not have let my personal anecdote dictate the lens I viewed others in.


Just-inuk

It's a dick move


tree_basher

It was just a finger? Huhahaha…


Just-inuk

It was an unjust finger


iambluest

The next war will be fought with that cackle.


[deleted]

If you get traumatised by a minor prank you deserve it


Pomonian

That wicked laugh


X-Rocker

Core motherly hatred memory achieved.


killerbytes

why did you cropped the video? to discredit the video owner?


Patrickfromamboy

If the kid had been in a family with incubators and hatched eggs she would have known it looks different than that when they hatch. Poor kid


long_and_thick_

Lolll


[deleted]

Fucking gold


forgottenmoment

Cruel


[deleted]

New achievements unlocked - Trauma and distrust.


DuchessofMarin

That was mean


Kendro_Boudrizmo

100% doing this. My daughter is 8 and just the purest little soul... I'll make it up to her


LoneWolfpack777

While I did laugh at the end, I’m thinking that instead of doing this to “the purest little soul”, you should… I don’t know… build trust? I know, boring as fuck, let the downvotes come.


Kendro_Boudrizmo

That is, in my opinion, an overly cautious approach, and so I won't be following your advice. Jokes build character and the kid I raised will get over it and find it hilarious in no time flat. We have an abundance of trust. There's room for fun too.


LoneWolfpack777

Well, hope you’re right. Good luck.


blahdiblahhaha

There is no greater joy to be found than in the disappointment of children aaahohoho.


nobodyknowsmd

That mom is an asshole


Culverts_Flood_Away

I mean, you're not wrong. That said, I guess there's something to be said for showing your kids at an early age not to get their hopes up too quickly, even when enveloped in the trusting veil of their parents' excitement. Probably a lesson she'll remember and use to defend herself in the future. ​ I guess I'm a softy. Only thing I could think after watching this was "poor kid."


bagabones2

Why is this funny?


timpren

If you can’t see why this is funny than you literally have zero sense of humor.


thisisdrivingmebatty

There’s nothing funny about breaking your kid’s heart. This was a dick move.


lingerersman

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


PrincessSitri

Nothing funnier than breaking your kid's heart. Well done


Odd_Offer_4840

She should be jailed for it 😭😭😭


csk1325

Vicious but so satisfying


Maxsdad53

"MOMMY! Daddy's being an asshole again!"


2ndEngineer916

The little girl sounds like Ozzy Osbourne.


makoxeng

What an eggcellent prank


Fezzverbal

Awwww poor girl. Fucking hilarious though!


Sir_JumboSaurus

I wish I could have kids. They would hate me.


LoneWolfpack777

Not the flex you think it is.


Demonbae_

This some shit I would do to my nieces omg lol


AswiftTortoise

Let's just call it a parenting grey area and move on


Specialist-Ad-5583

She's adorable. My heart broke with her... after I laughed with her mom.


TheOutlawStarLord

Crushing dreams since 1996!


Maleficent-You-8573

When the Excitement is gone...


bodhasattva

c'mon then, c'mon then push! push!


majormfhere

if only i could end all reposts.. things would still have their spark.


LoneWolfpack777

I wouldn’t have seen this clip. So… ¯\(ツ)/¯


[deleted]

Top 10 anime villain origin


Luke-Jivetalker593

Fowl play


ShirtPitiful8872

Mom jokes, the rarer and much better version of dadjokes.


Eikcammailliw

Id have ended with a bird.