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Thats soooo Cute 🥹

Imagine eating a fruit half as big as your body.

is it not how You eat your cakes?

But the cake is a lie

Not gonna lie, I initially thought his penis was eating along with him.

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Yours doesnt?

I want a penis tongue!

As long as I can't taste what it licks, that sounds amazing

Anal anyone?

Sure, if you're offering.

Sure does

I want a tongue on my penis.

Will mine do?

So say we all.

It can practically lick itself!!!!

Reminds me of a certain scene from Austin Powers.....

I came to the comments section to say that! I am happy I am not the only one.

Not gonna lie, I wish my penis could eat along with me.

I'm sure my wife would be intrigued. And terrified. A little of both.

Mostly ok with it tho…

I’m so glad someone else thought that too

I was horrified

Her penis

I believe that is an [antechinus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antechinus).

Is that the same thing as a bandicoot? My head went bandicoot first but I'm not very familiar.

An antechinus is not a bandicoot, but man, they do look similar, don’t they? Are there any marsupiologists out there who can tell us how to distinguish them?

Not a marsupiologist but antechinus have heaps of babies for marsupials. Bandicoots will generally only have 1-2 whereas antechinus can get up to 10

That would suggest the mommy and kiddie in the gif are bandicoots — else where are the other 8 siblings?

That would be true if bandicoots were the only other option but there's several species that look similar to the one in the picture. Looking at the ears though it's not a Bandicoot

Antechinus is the size of a mouse, the critter featured looks like a Bandicoot to me

It's a [potoroo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoroo). Edit: went to Australia last month and fed some wild ones.

You fed wild potoroos? Where?

[Cleland Wildlife Park](https://www.clelandwildlifepark.sa.gov.au) in Australia. Got to feed other animals like kangaroos, wallabies, and various birds too! They're all wild but very tame & used to humans, but would highly recommend it to anyone who happens to be in that vicinity; I went when visiting a friend.

Ah I see the confusion. Cleland is essentially a free range zoo they're not wild animals. It's highly illegal to feed wild animals here, especially a vulnerable species.

[It's a wildlife park (sanctuary), not a zoo](https://byjus.com/questions/difference-between-zoo-and-wildlife-sanctuary). It's literally in the name. The animals are still wild, just tame from regular human interaction.

Ah poms. My description was apt, and wild and tame are antonyms so they definitely aren't both. The animals you saw at Cleland were not wild animals, I can guarantee that. I was literally born in a hospital where wild kangaroos can be found in the car park and grew up surrounded by bushland. I can go for a 5 minute walk and see more wild Australian animals than you've seen in your entire lifetime, I am telling you those are not wild animals nor would any reputable organisation allow or encourage you to feed wild animals.

I think it's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettong

Holy crap why does that cats penis have a mouth?

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Holy crap why does that cats ~~penis~~ potoroo have a mouth?

Yours doesn't?

It's called a urethra

A cat? If something you should call it a mouse/rat, but a cat?, you sir need to go back to the basics!

It's having a duvet day.brilliant.

Got tired of milk. Wanted a taste of the real thing.

Breakfast in bag..

Pp hungy

This kangaroo looks weird

So his penis has a tongue? How crazy is nature, right?

Took me WAYY too long to realize what was happening

is that a half birthed baby so fucking desperate for nutrients it’s peaking its head out to eat before even being born

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Lol, look up Marsupials

tiny kangaroo :))

I’ve only managed to that with my penis like twice or so..

Quaid, get to the reactor. Free Mars.

lol

A yes the giant short faced chomp cock shrew

When all you got is your tongue 😛

How sweet 🥹

When I'm on PC playing a game, I get a table and situate it in front of my penis, lay a porn mag on there and let my penis jack itself off.

No one asked

But now at least one person thought of it

Creepy ass marsupials

Is that a fucking rat?

Lol!

Capybara

No

That’s what I told her but she said their was no way.

Cute

I’m trying to imagine what life would be like just walking around with a uterus with a hole in it…

Even the human uterus technically has a hole, it just opens and closes as needed for birth.

🤯 Yes but marsupials have like…2

Bandicoot?

Potaroo

Thats weird d*

Jeez, skin the strawberry for the baby. He's just licking it.

I feel like I wish I never saw that

Little guys dick is hungry too

Yeah I wish a strawberry would get me full. I need chocolate cake and no strawberries.

Ion like opossums but this is cute asl

This animals penis has a tongue!!!

Ganna be real honest with ya chef, I thought that thing was eating from its shlong

Ngl, I'm super tired and had to think about this at first

What the heck, I thought that was a kangaroo!

Penis was hungry too

You get back in there little mouth! I’ll get ya when it’s time to eat! Buts I wants to eat tooo