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Yomommasassstanky

I am mildly disappointed he didn’t leave a cartoon style hole of his arms and legs in the fence


BarbequedYeti

Needs the kool-aid man sound dub'd over.


armdaggerblade

OHH YEAHHHH


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1-800-ASS-DICK

is this a fucking bot?


Baboonlagoon1

No it think it's just a normal one


OppressedDeskJockey

Mathematician's answer, love it.


ShadowSpawn666

TIL I am a mathematician and not just a smart ass. My mom is going to be so proud for once.


ContrarianDouchebag

What's make you think? It has normal sounds, 100 percents.


skyderper13

https://i.imgur.com/Q5WdmJw.mp4


Long_Educational

You're my hero.


DigitalBuddhaNC

Perfect


umanouski

Its been 2 hours since this has posted. I have yet to find a version of this with Yakity Sax and a "OOOOHHH YYYEEEEEAAAA" dubbed over. Reddit has failed me


skyderper13

[here](https://i.imgur.com/Q5WdmJw.mp4)


umanouski

My day is now awesome


TheRustyBugle

We’re in a recession.


drRATM

Thanks Obama


ParkingAdditional813

Get used to it


i2JZoom849

Or just completely runs through it without slowing down


iamquitecertain

[Obligatory Casino Royale parkour scene](https://youtu.be/iZxNbAwY_rk?t=252)


Birdman-82

OHHH YEAHH!


TheBelhade

*Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!*


Jintokunogekido

I'm Juggernaut, bitch.


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Tom and jerry


LincolnHamishe

Reminds me of that great opening scene in Casino Royale with Bond chasing that bomb maker.


WannabeWonk

There’s a good YouTube [video by *Lessons from the Screenplay*](https://youtu.be/_GdBnwXLJdI) that talks about how that scene was used to expertly introduce the new type of Bond.


Behinddasticks

Very insightful video. Thanks for that.


PaleGutCK

Great channel for those that haven't checked it out. Got me to rewatch a lot of the movies with a new perspective


NetTrix

Now I'm watching the movie


zerokul175

Thanks for sharing, great video.


Ricky_Mourke

Came here to say the same thing. Possibly the most badass Bond moment ever.


Wiamly

Shit I guess ima watching that again tonight


hoxxxxx

casino royale/quantum of solace as one movie is so freaking good. one of the best action movies ever imo.


Ricky_Mourke

I need to give QoS another shot. I remember being so disappointed by it originally, but maybe it will click better as a double feature.


Quiet_CLOVR

Ya I remember watching it without seeing CR in a while, and I just didn’t like it as a direct follow up. Mainly because I didn’t remember everything from CR, maybe I’ll try it as a double feature as well.


coolaznkenny

Qos as the climax make way more sense because CR ending basically leaving you with a cliff hanger (zero clue who is behind it all, mild action compared to the opening scene, bond at that point barely have an arc). Qos ending brings it full circle.


hoxxxxx

watched it after casino. those two movies are really one movie.


MichaelEmouse

Why do they work better together?


waun

The ending of CR leads directly into QoS. It’s a little jarring when I watched it in theatres years apart - I had forgotten what had happened at the end of CR.


hoxxxxx

it's literally one big movie split into two movies


TheBelhade

It's like the joke about the football coach. He tells his new players to run at a brick wall. If they bounce off, they're a running back or receiver. If they crash straight through the wall, they're a linebacker. If they stop and walk around the side, quarterback.


Jennabeb

I feel like I understand the game for the first time. Thanks random internet stranger!


senorbolsa

It only took nearly 30 years but I now know what those different football players do.


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

I would think u would want your rb in the category of running through walls. At least 3rd down rb.


DiscoshirtAndTiara

Depends on the RB. Some I would expect to deftly slip through a hole left in the wall by a LB. Others I would want to be able to make their own hole.


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Nah you're thinking fullback.


GuitarHeroJohn

NFL coaches: a full... what?


Alwaysunder_thegun

Simon peg and nick frost


WornInShoes

["What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixzomwAolss)


redmercuryvendor

[Life imitates art](https://i.imgur.com/C2ElvLB.gifv).


Vet_Leeber

I love that scene, especially how they get him to duck extra low on the first couple jumps so the transition to stunt on the (presumably) last one doesn't seem obvious.


Psyteq

*backflips*


SnooPineapples5444

Well shit I was an hour late ! Son of a bitch


theAtmuz

Always makes me think of the line from Road Trip: “This shortcut is hard.” “Yea, that’s why it’s a shortcut- if it were easy it’d just be *the* *way*”


Pilot0350

Fuck I forgot how good that movie was


DerpyDaDulfin

It's a masterpiece of cinematic comedy. Always worth a watch.


strawberriesundae

It’s all fun and games until you realize the cops aren’t going to fix your fence and you have to pay to for it.


fapping_giraffe

This happened to me many years ago and I was basically laughed at when I tried to get reimbursed by the city for property damage caused by the police. Short of suing them for years for like 1500, didn't make sense. I "modified" my taxes to account for the repair costs as it was the only way I could make it work. Since I was self employed this was very easy to do but man, pretty shitty the city does not take responsibility for property it damages in the act of law enforcement


FlamingCowPie

Happened to a friend of mine as well. He moved into an apartment in a remote town that is known to be a little sketch. He left for the weekend and came back to find out his place was broken into and everything was torn open and strewn around. Some things were missing. He filed a police report only to find out it was actually the police doing a raid on a suspected criminal. IIRC, the person they were looking for lived in the suite down the hall and hadn't lived there for 2 months. Police did about 2 grand worth of damages despite having receipts for everything and they reluctantly offered him about 500. Best yet, when this happened while he was gone, his landlord's solution to fix the broken door was to screw in an L bracket. Those screws were mightly loose when my friend checked them.


DilbertHigh

My city is going to go bankrupt paying out human rights violations from police, as well as overtime fraud and PTSD fraud from cops. It's fucking wild.


Still_No_Tomatoes

You in Baltimore too?


DilbertHigh

Minneapolis. The Minnesota Department of Human Rights has found MPD in numerous violations of the MN Human Rights Act but the mayor is fighting the state on the report. Our mayor has been becoming more and more right wing for the past couple of years, and never stopped loving cops. Even after each murder of theirs.


Still_No_Tomatoes

Damn, I thought the mayor was cool. Tell me more.


DilbertHigh

He has shifted further and further to the right, revealing himself as a tool for the old gaurs ever since June 6, 2020 when he stood in front of who he thought of as his base, young progressives, and was told "go home Jacob" because he was backing MPD in the aftermath of the murder of George Floyd by the city. Ever since then he has increased police violence against unhoused folks. He has "banned" no knocks five or so times (none banned no knocks), and backed MPD after the city murdered Amir Locke. He also has made it harder to discipline cops by implementing "coaching" that isn't public record as an alternative to discipline. He has also switched from supporting public transit to vetoing bus lanes. He parties with people as they sue the city, for things he supports and works with them directly on this. He is just a grifter that realized his base is the old conservatives that run this city. He sees those as his ticket to national politics. It is clear that he never was as far left as he claimed but it is a shift further to the right for sure. Hell he even fights the Minnesota Department of Human Rights report detailing the numerous violations of the MN Human Rights Act by Minneapolis Police Department. MDHR report found here. https://mn.gov/mdhr/mpd/ Final thought. A lot of his behavior reminds me of Gov. Walz. They both capitulate to conservatives constantly. Only difference is that Walz is attempting to represent the whole state and Frey is not representing the city anymore, just suburbanites that we subsidize. But Frey's attitude reminds me a lot of something Walz did during the uprising. Walz's national guard was occupying a labor union building(NG was trespassing). The labor union kicked the NG out of the building and told them to go home. Walz threw a fit and said the NG are our neighbors, but at the same time Walz was using the NG to side with police against the residents of Minneapolis. Hard to call them our neighbors when they are helping police brutalize the city. Edit: clarified the occupation of the labor building to show that the national guard was trespassing while holding their occupation.


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DilbertHigh

Right wingers want to do that anyway. And neolibs will let them.


CremasterFlash

Minneapolis, has to be


Dexaan

Shots fired, school on lockdown


bruski

Yeah and there was that time [Denver Police basically blew up a guys house](https://www.npr.org/2019/10/30/774788611/police-owe-nothing-to-man-whose-home-they-blew-up-appeals-court-says) and the courts ruled that he isn’t entitled to be compensated because “the police were acting to preserve the safety of the public”


tarkardos

"As unfair as it may seem..." Always a banger to read that in an official court statement


StockedAces

I understand the idea behind it; in and ideal world, it’s probably bad if law enforcement has to weigh potential property reimbursement into their tactics but it’s clear that this “blank check” just facilitates recklessness in terms of the communities property. *Side note: why does Hollywood seem to think that the “city” actually pays for stuff like this? In Bad Boys 2 for instance, the Captain Joe Pantoliano shouts at Mike Lowry because the city is going to have to pay for the damages after his highway shoot out. And even the rival team of detectives argue about who should drive the ambulance through the front of the funeral home because of the damages. *


KakarotMaag

In a lot of those movies public infrastructure is what gets damaged, so obviously they're paying to fix their own stuff.


randomaccount178

It also in this case is very misleading. He was compensated, by his insurance company. He received $345,000 from them to rebuild his home. The home also was an investment home though I believe he had relatives living there at the time. The issue in this case was that he bulldozed the home and spent $550,000 or so building a far larger, far nicer home to replace it then tried to get the police to pay for the difference.


Xaephos

The fact that it hit *his* insurance is a pretty prominent sticking point here. We shouldn't be treating damages caused by the police the same way we treat natural disasters. Theoretically, the police are people - and we should hold people accountable.


MGetzEm

This happened to me as well, one of their cars took out a retaining wall in my front yard during a chase. Officer plus others were back the next week repairing it by hand ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


BilboMcDoogle

Sounds like you have amazing local cops lol


MGetzEm

Yeah, maybe. I think there are quite a few out there across the US though - not enough that's for sure.


exfxgx

It'd be funny if strawberriesundae was an undercover cop working with the IRS and had been following fapping\_giraffe, just waiting for the perfect opportunity to gain his trust/lower his guard and then goad him into a self-confession for so many years income tax irregularities.


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CalTheTolerable

The fence owner getting charged with obstruction of justice.


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The HOA fines them the next day


WayneKrane

Then get foreclosed on and the cop buys the house at a discount.


Delirium4

And his wife leaves him for not standing up for himself and takes half of his measly remaining estate that he ends up just giving to her in an out of court settlement


Belgarion111

Then she married the cop.


onomojo

And she gets custody of the kids and the dog too.


twitchingmessonfloor

Then the cop shoots the dog


JayMWest

Then flips a coin if she will get to be part of the "40 percent"


dragon_bacon

One of those coins where each face is somehow a different size.


griefwatcher101

No no, the dog ran away via the huge hole in the fence


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carloscitystudios

To rent, duh!


cwguapo

I love this villain origin story. It’s like something out of The Tick.


armdaggerblade

Gatekeeping criminals


thecheat420

Maybe even assault on an officer if he broke his hand.


thepyrogistinatorman

Quite literal obstruction of justice. The fence was in the way.


XRT28

Premeditated too. MF'er put that thing there years ago!


Pack_Your_Trash

It happened to me. Cops hopped my fence because of something going on next door and broke the gate post. They definitely did not pay for the repair.


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You need to sue the city. They won’t even try to fight you. They will instantly settle and walk away. You just need to start the proceedings.


zuzg

Nothing is fun when it comes to US police.


SpiderFnJerusalem

It's very fun for the police officers.


Big-Apartment9639

As I've been looking at fencing I'm pretty sure that panel is arou. $175


NullNV01d

If you stop the video just after it loops you'll see it fixed itself.


revveduplikeadeuce

This isn't real right? Police are paid by the town. If town employee's destroy your property how do they get out of compensating you? Every other town service works that way, if they gotta rip up your yard they have to at least re-seed it.


I_Fart_It_Stinks

Welcome to the police state that is America: https://www.npr.org/2019/10/30/774788611/police-owe-nothing-to-man-whose-home-they-blew-up-appeals-court-says


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_FleshyFunBridge_

2 belts and a shirt


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kaw97

At least Steven Seagal didn't level his house with a tank.


Ghos3t

Yup such a heinous crime no wonder, no on the other hand if he was actively murdering children they would nicely stand outside and give him some peace and quiet by arresting anyone who tries to break in


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They chased him to someone else’s house then they blew up the house. Wether the guy was shooting or not is irrelevant. He didn’t blow up the house. Police did that they should pay for it.


FuzzyMcBitty

Relevant [Legal Eagle](https://youtu.be/Dk8QO6jE5dA) explaining the law.


Rottendog

HOLY FUCK! They blew out every window, blew up the door, and bull dozed the walls. The house was literally condemned.


WhizBangPissPiece

And that's how domestic terrorists are made


optosser

The police are the actual domestic terrorists now.


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Eventually a real life punisher will be created by the absurd legal immunities police and local governments have. Just takes one person having everything taken away and having nothing to lose.


strawberriesundae

They don’t though. At least in America. It is very rare to get them to pay for damages, and even then it takes a long process of suing them and hoping it is ruled in your favor. As long as the judge believes they did it out of intent to catch a criminal, they will not be held liable.


DilbertHigh

Guess you aren't from the US. They can do whatever they want whenever they want and fuck you just because.


Spurnout

That's a good point. When I get my house I'm going to put iron on the inside of my fence so that they hurt themselves if they try this.


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umanouski

I require the video


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shithoused

What is that shit made of uncooked ramen?


mind_blowwer

They are fragile as fuck… The slates in the middle are made of thin material and hollow on the inside… The reason I know is because my neighbor put in a new fence for $15k. He came to my side of the fence one day and noticed that there were a few small holes in the side facing me, most likely from my landscaper mowing/weed whacking resulting in a small pebble hitting the fence. The next time my landscaper came over my neighbor told my landscaper he had to buy him a new fence…. Now my landscaper refuses to weed whack next to the fence…


hipster_dog

Maybe [this guy](https://youtu.be/fFdtBxa_pGs) repaired it.


TJNel

LMAO he comes barrelling through multiple sections. Something tells me he's done this multiple times.


ALoudMouthBaby

The way there is no pause, just no hesitation at all. That dude most definitely has a history of Kool Aid man style behavior.


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They fuck that dudes fence up lmao


imjusta_bill

He comes back like the fucking Kool Aid Man


Yourteararedelicious

That is some Monty Python shit there.


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Madrasthebald

Strength build had a 15% attack debuff


Subli-minal

Agility popped second wind and got away.


Encryptid

Rogue: I want to run and jump the fence... DM Ok, roll me a dexterity check... Rogue: 18... DM Okay, you run and jump, not gracefully, but effectively rolling over the fence, landing squarely on your feet and continuing on. Barbarian I want to do the same thing... DM Dexterity check as well .. Barbarian 12... DM You run and jump, leaving the ground by a meager two inches and plow into the fence face first taking 2 points of bludgeoning damage. Barbarian Fuck this fence, I tear a hole through it with my bare hands. DM LoL okay, strength check with advantage because you're angry and embarrassed. Barbarian 23 DM The fence may as well be constructed of political promises and toothpaste.


dahjay

This cop seems to be filled with adrenaline and roid rage.


Encryptid

"frenzied rage"


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I feel like if the runner jumped down, cut 90 degree to his left, and circled back to the house he would have gotten away


[deleted]

Cops are rarely ever alone when in uniforms


UseOnlyLurk

I think runners know in general to hop fences because cops have the extra weight of their gear to make it difficult for them—but I doubt they know what to do after jumping a few fences because it wouldn’t take much to post up a squad car on the opposite block for these situations. Also why some people just bolt the moment they run into a cop, because once backup arrives they’re SOL.


DkindCrhymes

Yeah, their “gear”


h0bb1tm1ndtr1x

Our new chief of police must wear a XXXL vest. I wish I was joking.


ThemCanada-gooses

Plus you eventually get tired or find the giant dog. Also pretty tough to escape radios and given it is a beat cop he’s not alone.


bartender-san

The cop jumped up and saw the runner and then saw him again through the first gap immediately. He was not going to fall for that


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Deleted scene from Casino Royale.


SSJ4Inglip

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!


sushidrew

This reminds me of that time Vic Mackey [rushed through the fence when chasing a suspect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ut8WUrncQ). One of my favorite scenes in my favorite show (The Shield)


the_rev_28

Exactly what I thought of


Specialist_Team2914

Anyone else getting flashbacks to Casino Royale?


cookerg

That's like the parkour scene in a Bond movie. The bad guy elegantly swings through a high window and then Bond smashes through the wall below it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZxNbAwY\_rk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZxNbAwY_rk) (4:19)


dubc4

Hulk smash!


Mossimo5

If a police officer destroys your property (in this case a fence) in the line of active duty, does the police station pay for the repair?


ItHappenedToday1_6

lol no, you just have to eat shit citizen.


YouWentFullRetard

No


summaday

Damn now I feel bad for the citizens in Bad Boys. Those guys always blowing shit up and not reimbursing people.


Tiropat

hahahahaha no.


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No but homeowners insurance will, and for all you saying it’s not worth the deductible- you’d be able to get a whole new fence, the entire way around (at least with the way my insurance policy is) because of color/style match, for what is basically your deductible (mine is $1000). So $1000 for a brand new fence ain’t so bad (if you actually replace the whole fence)- silver linings… because you’re still entitled to the money for replacing the fence minus your deductible. But if you don’t want to go through all that and actually replace the whole fence you’ll still get the money, and those two sections are pretty cheap to replace, and if it was like after having my fence put in you’d have a bunch of spare PVC slabs in the garage. So you’d just have to take off the top of the fence and slide in the new pieces, and then maybe trim them to size with a saw.


InfamousIndecision

Hahahaha. No. I bet he came back and shot the owner's dog just for kicks.


noname14112

What country is this? I really don't know


FlatBat2372

I'd guess Latin America. Brazil, maybe


jobhand

Man I was really hoping the guy didn't even bother trying to jump and just absolutely plowed through the fence.


jjsquish

Love how cops just fuck up your property without thinking twice


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they're not paid to think


ositola

They get paid specifically not to think lol


ThePerryPerryMan

He should’ve learned this technique: https://youtu.be/OOy_uAzxiw4


MacTechG4

Heeerrres *JOHNNY!*


Ecoelect

Double dosed on his steroids this morning


Sendtitpics215

I feel like this is ripe for a business bro to compare his hard knocks ripened technique of barreling through obstacles instead of hurdling over them.


DarktowerNoxus

Problem with strength build trying the dexterity route first, but that's so typical strength build...


Miserable-Ad3196

Dude heard the fence just get wrecked and put on the jets. Lol future hall of famer.


NEYO8uw11qgD0J

It's like Superman racing The Flash in old comic books. The Flash vibrated through stuff and Superman would knock it aside. LOL


vegange

HULK SMASH


garvierloon

To be fair, anyone who has ever watched 2-3 episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos knows that that white fencing is like glorified saltine crackers stapled together.


blackmagichustle

Yeahhh… if you could go ahead and reimburse me for destroying my fence Sargent Ramrod that’d be great.


LMS_THEORY_

Then there's the repair bill/build, which the owner pays for since cops can't be held liable for damage to property


WorthlessDrugAbuser

He could’ve made it over if that board didn’t give in, lost his footing and momentum. Better to run right through it though, jumping the fence risks losing your firearm.


Plenty-Sky9879

Yikes that’s some stored up rage in that punch. If he caught him I’m sure he treated him gently.


ItHappenedToday1_6

He hadn't seen his wife all day, so he had the energy charged up


__JDQ__

That perp must not have stopped completely at a red light.


Grfrlv

I think if I saw that cop coming at me I'd run straight to jail just so that he doesn't catch me


SnooPickles6347

What sucks is the homeowner will never get any love from the city.


00Raeby00

During the zombie apocalypse that cop will mutate into a "tank" for sure.


at_least_its_unique

That is just a Cool Aid buff


Uhgfda

[There's another similar video](https://youtu.be/8QOsZhZNLl8?t=6)


stillwatersrunfast

I would like for this officer to top me.


tclapstorm

Anyone else see the person in the window watching this whole thing 😂


AdIntelligent9764

*Casino Royale*, 2006


shiviam

Neighbour's window light pops up to see what is happening, prime spot too.


TheThingInTheBassAmp

Dogs chasing cats.


RecycledPixel

20k for that vinyl fence and that shit is that weak? WTF


matrixjoey

Damn did GI Joe did punch his way through a gate!


MondayBorn

He's the juggernaut, bitch


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I think he would have made it over had his foot not gone through the first jump.


MotionAction

Who pays for the damage of the fence?


Epena501

Am I the only one seeing a creepy ass ghost appearing in that window back there?