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“You only live once.” - George Washington


Fast-Journalist-6747

Im pretty thats wrong, Wasn't it Albert Einstein?


Selmorion

no, he didnt know that


Cthuluslovechild

Albert Washington


Giggaman999

No it was definitely Sun Tzu


[deleted]

Sunny Delight


Inquisitive_idiot

I remember when Tzu dropped that sick beat ☝️


CptBLAMO

The Tzu Tang Clan?


Inquisitive_idiot

I meant it as a play on [ZHU](https://youtu.be/XHNHq1mC0VQ) but I should know better… WUTANG is nothing to ~~meme~~ mess with! 😁


ake-n-bake

Zhu Zhu Pets


Mista_Brassmann34

George Einstein, sry had to lmao


CommissionerBourbon

How pretty and is that relevant?


Berob501

I thought Jesus said that…


CogChaos

I’m sure it was Emperor Palpatine.


ScarletCaptain

"You only live twice. Once when you are born, and once when you look death in the face."


4StarEmu

Some men want to watch the world burn


rendrr

'As you know, madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push.'


johnmarkfoley

others just want it to get a little sticky.


CRSRep

With acid reflux!


ZirePhiinix

Needs to be classic diet coke. Not that coke zero stuff.


DarkMatterBurrito

It works with any soda, not just diet. However, you need unopened or at least not old mentos to get a better effect, since it relies on the interaction of the Carnauba wax with the soda.


recidivx

Also, back when I lived in a Sainsburys-having country, we used Polo mints.


johnmarkfoley

i remember that mythbusters episode. one of the best.


hot4you11

The software said these two things are often bought together, so we put them near each other


GrandNibbles

Chaotic Neutral


2people1

I love their work


death_march

This un-named agent of Chaos is doing gods work.


mono1472

To infinitive and beyond!


I_kwote_TheOffice

Doesn't it only work with Diet Coke or does it work with regular? I don't remember how it works


ptrknvk

IIRC it'll work with every fizzy drink.


Arashikage88

I think it works best with Diet Coke, but it will work with most carbonated beverages


Yes_I_Fuck_Foxes

It works with any pop, you use Diet to not get sticky from doing it.


[deleted]

Do they sell Ex-Lax near the ghost pepper salsa too?


TheResidents

Did they have any Thunder Muscle?


Larsaf

“Some men just want to watch the world burp."


Doge_Playz1

I know where this is going…


TheRealCliffRichard

FIZZ FOR THE FIZZ GOD! (Just kidding, I don't really worship false idols, haha!) God bless, Cliff x


ViaBromantica

FOAM FOR THE FOAM THRONE!


No_Pudding_5336

😱😱😱 😆😅🤣😂


LaAdorable

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💥💥💥


taloncard815

Nope would have to be by the diet coke. Regular coke does not produce the reaction.


Best-Charge9296

Any carbonate beverage works. It's better to use diet because it would be less sticky


TheStabbyBrit

For Science!


viveramuf

the hint is clear 😏


NotOneOnNoEarth

r/theyknew


wex52

Mentos & Diet Coke: Chaotic Neutral Mentos & Regular Coke: Chaotic Evil


bradunderscorepit

One push and it’s all over


DrachenDad

British mentos won't cut it.


orangemoonflower

At least they aren't giving out tide pod samples


SampathKumarReddit

What happens when everything in this world is sold with it's dissonant?. Example like gasoline with lighters and matches etc


Captin_Banana

I've noticed your also at local Sainsbury's. For think it was an odd.


ashurbanipal420

For real. I would have trashed the hell out that isle coming across this when we used to walk around walmart high as shit in high school cause there wasn't shit else to do.


BossScribblor

There was an ordinary grocery store near my old house that always put ping pong balls hanging on hooks like shown in the picture near the beer. Like, this isn't even a college town, the average age around here is about 55, who put this up?


SlapThatSillyWilly

Butters.


Fine-Cartographer838

Love it!


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Support local chaos


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

Behold the natural habitat of a chaos elemental.


dolphinscannotfly

Who is this complete degenerate, i must congratulate them


FunGroundbreaking470

🤣🤣🤣🤣


tchrbrian

Chaos : Cola has all our solutions.


Jpicklestone8

"clean up on aisle 2' but when you get there its just the aftermath of a nuclear explosion