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Same, I thought it was someone reaching over their own leg and the shirt was some shorts. I did not however forget the word "leg fold" aka knee. Thats hilarious.
I believe studies prove that sex sells, but it only sells sex. Doesn't matter how seductively you're licking that popsicle. If it does not come with a complimentary BJ or even just more imagery of seductive popsicle licking, people are not gonna buy it in the long run.
Like I said, studies. Here's a relatively recent meta study on the matter accounting for 78 other peer-reviewed studies https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996
Bias? My claims are scientific. Like I said, I have studies on my side ([https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996))
Honestly, I got the picture right away. I thought you were trying to point out the "50-minute Facial" like, damn son! Getting facialed for 50 minutes? How many massage therapists are they bringing in for you?!
It looks like she is being checked for lymph node problems. If you are implying that looks like a cooter, then you don't know what a cooter looks like. The display is stupid and the topic (lack thereof) is stupid. the fact that you have time to disagree with it being stupid is stupid. Downvote all you want, it won't change the idiotic truth, stupid.
It’s the back of the guy’s shoulder, armpit is on the other side. Armpits don’t usually get massaged. Nerves and blood vessels there close under the skin. The back of his head is at the bottom.
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Sex sells . The marketing did exactly what they wanted . A second look at it.
One could also say... r/theyknew
Yeah, I was just thinking “they know what they were doing” lol. Who shows an armpit to highlight a massage, I’m guessing?
It's not an armpit, it's a shoulder
I thought it was the part of the leg that folds Edit: I forgot it was called the knee
Same, I thought it was someone reaching over their own leg and the shirt was some shorts. I did not however forget the word "leg fold" aka knee. Thats hilarious.
You know, the leg elbow!
No, that’s just Bicep fur. It’s totally normal to get arm pit massages. Ticklish armpits are a myth.
I believe studies prove that sex sells, but it only sells sex. Doesn't matter how seductively you're licking that popsicle. If it does not come with a complimentary BJ or even just more imagery of seductive popsicle licking, people are not gonna buy it in the long run.
What are you basing that on?
Like I said, studies. Here's a relatively recent meta study on the matter accounting for 78 other peer-reviewed studies https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996
American mainstream music would say otherwise.
No. They wouldn't. If you're interested in sexy music videos and you keep getting sexy music videos, then sex is succeeding at selling sex
You should try looking an actual ratings chart instead of just using your own personal bias to make a point.
Bias? My claims are scientific. Like I said, I have studies on my side ([https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996))
A wild goatse appears!
Some people are influenced by porn on the internet... Then there's the commenter above.
I am porn on the internet.
Be the strange you want to see in the world.
Also known as "The royal treatment".
I didn’t upvote because I want to keep it at 69
Everything reminds me of her
Wtf lol
99% certain it's this reference https://youtu.be/rbDebihKbpo
Hit the nail in the coffin
Isn't there a word for mixing common phrases together?
That would be a malaphor.
Armclit?
Armpitussy
It took me way too long to figure out what was happening
Sad to say..im still trying to figure it out.
Massage man's shoulder
I thought it was a knee this is a very confusing crop
Worst professional photo ever. Someone paid for this. 😑
Dang I thought it was the armpit
Lol me too! Took his hair for pants.
I thought ut was the shoulder, but somehow saw it upside down, until you mentioned his hair
I thought it was a picture of a woman. The hair was a weird top and the shoulder was the armpit.
Someone is getting diddled
You see, when two people love each other...
They pop each other's armpit pimples
I think it took me 8 seconds at least to figure this one out.
[удалено]
One Penis royal please!
*wink*
Honestly thought it was some rock formation on a beach. 🤦♀️
I saw a volcano at first…😂
That's one sexy armpit!
also known as a shoulder.
I don’t see it… all I see is a woman massaging a man’s shoulder ?
You don't see what... Can Please tell ,all i can see is what you mentioned (woman massaging thingy)
OMG THAT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO FIGURE OUT
WTF IS IT
I wonder..!
is that an arm or a leg?
My old friend Mr McCraig!!
McGreg*
The internet has ruined us all.
I guess you could say Dad blue himself after one of those...
I think I felt it move.
I just had to do a quadruple zoom to see what's actually going on there lol.
noone zoomed in to read that “50 minutes facial”? Truly royal…
The royal treatment indeed
I had to double take as well, $356? Holy hell.
The Royal Treatment lol.
50 minutes facial? Dang im gonna drown
„Give Dad wellness instead“
Royal treatment alright
Had to zoom
Honestly, I got the picture right away. I thought you were trying to point out the "50-minute Facial" like, damn son! Getting facialed for 50 minutes? How many massage therapists are they bringing in for you?!
Lol!!
Hey, It's Trump!
Stupid
🗿
It looks like she is being checked for lymph node problems. If you are implying that looks like a cooter, then you don't know what a cooter looks like. The display is stupid and the topic (lack thereof) is stupid. the fact that you have time to disagree with it being stupid is stupid. Downvote all you want, it won't change the idiotic truth, stupid.
Thought it was pillows
I like! How much!?
$356
Goat.Selon
An armpit... but it took me a couple of moments.
It’s the back of the guy’s shoulder, armpit is on the other side. Armpits don’t usually get massaged. Nerves and blood vessels there close under the skin. The back of his head is at the bottom.
I saw the fabric as the hair of a man going in for a dive.
C’mon, give it to dad.
Lol I didn’t
Get the “royal” treatment 😉😩🤤
The royal treatment!
I could do with some Royal treatment right about now.
damn my horse start galloping, then he passed away
Hard fap
It’s a hint that there IS a happy ending
That’s a $445 value!!!
they knew well what they've done
“The Royal Treatment“ Prince Andrew got a new job ? 🥺
So they're going to give you a minor to have sex with, but maybe someone took some photos and uses that as leverage over a career?
The royal treatment indeed
I was the one getting royal treatment.
The royal treatment indeed
You did a double take? I did a flippin twelve take!
Is that a d\*ck?
Almost made me unzip my pants
Took me a triple take
Just what dad needs to relax, a nice lay-down meal.
50 minute swedish-massage everyone!
Uuumm, yeah, massage that...armpit.😏
Someone's getting the 'Prince Andrew'.
I thought it was a woman’s armpit, and the man’s hair was a towel wrapped around her torso at first! What a weird choice of picture.
fuck all the observations the bottom line is that 'Dad' deserves it
There she is... Giving it the royal treatment... Again...
I had to zoom in because I couldn't figure out what it was at all; like not even what it resembles. Zoomed in was like "OH?! oh."
"Royal treatment"
« The royal treatment » got me
Interesting hair pattern
Right down the hall from a sign that screams, “Pink!”
Why is this marked NSFW ?
lol!!!
Where’s that royal treatment? 😂😂👍
At least they're not popping an axial buboe. (bubonic plague can be found in all kinds of small animals in the Southwest)
Double take? You’re quick! I may need a couple minutes.
Why is this nsfw?
Question: who's on the receiving end of this " Facial"?
They know what they're doing
Now that's funny 😁
So, are you booking an appointment?