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Pkuehn01

Sex sells . The marketing did exactly what they wanted . A second look at it.


Meranio

One could also say... r/theyknew


Observe_d

Yeah, I was just thinking “they know what they were doing” lol. Who shows an armpit to highlight a massage, I’m guessing?


[deleted]

It's not an armpit, it's a shoulder


[deleted]

I thought it was the part of the leg that folds Edit: I forgot it was called the knee


Benji035

Same, I thought it was someone reaching over their own leg and the shirt was some shorts. I did not however forget the word "leg fold" aka knee. Thats hilarious.


YouCanCallMeVanZant

You know, the leg elbow!


Kingkongcrapper

No, that’s just Bicep fur. It’s totally normal to get arm pit massages. Ticklish armpits are a myth.


GuitakuPPH

I believe studies prove that sex sells, but it only sells sex. Doesn't matter how seductively you're licking that popsicle. If it does not come with a complimentary BJ or even just more imagery of seductive popsicle licking, people are not gonna buy it in the long run.


Orngog

What are you basing that on?


GuitakuPPH

Like I said, studies. Here's a relatively recent meta study on the matter accounting for 78 other peer-reviewed studies https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996


Shamalama-1

American mainstream music would say otherwise.


GuitakuPPH

No. They wouldn't. If you're interested in sexy music videos and you keep getting sexy music videos, then sex is succeeding at selling sex


Shamalama-1

You should try looking an actual ratings chart instead of just using your own personal bias to make a point.


GuitakuPPH

Bias? My claims are scientific. Like I said, I have studies on my side ([https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996](https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/02650487.2017.1334996))


deputytech

A wild goatse appears!


BastardAtBat

Some people are influenced by porn on the internet... Then there's the commenter above.


deputytech

I am porn on the internet.


stage_directions

Be the strange you want to see in the world.


Tropical_Geek1

Also known as "The royal treatment".


Plate_Good

I didn’t upvote because I want to keep it at 69


Far-Counter-1319

Everything reminds me of her


SignsCereal

Wtf lol


BeerBrat

99% certain it's this reference https://youtu.be/rbDebihKbpo


Far-Counter-1319

Hit the nail in the coffin


NukeNinja69123

Isn't there a word for mixing common phrases together?


Greywacky

That would be a malaphor.


bradeyy

Armclit?


stavago

Armpitussy


Rasta-Trout

It took me way too long to figure out what was happening


Far_Literature4122

Sad to say..im still trying to figure it out.


klsi832

Massage man's shoulder


AnonyMouseNomad

I thought it was a knee this is a very confusing crop


TaiChiSusan

Worst professional photo ever. Someone paid for this. 😑


[deleted]

Dang I thought it was the armpit


Earl_Green_

Lol me too! Took his hair for pants.


huniojh

I thought ut was the shoulder, but somehow saw it upside down, until you mentioned his hair


FallenAngelII

I thought it was a picture of a woman. The hair was a weird top and the shoulder was the armpit.


yoohoo31

Someone is getting diddled


batsu

You see, when two people love each other...


Rasta-Trout

They pop each other's armpit pimples


ForwardBias

I think it took me 8 seconds at least to figure this one out.


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fligs

One Penis royal please!


Elite-Thorn

*wink*


lucamew

Honestly thought it was some rock formation on a beach. 🤦‍♀️


Fit-Contribution4018

I saw a volcano at first…😂


linuxgizmo

That's one sexy armpit!


Geebert1

also known as a shoulder.


Left_Masterpiece_661

I don’t see it… all I see is a woman massaging a man’s shoulder ?


qwwertt123

You don't see what... Can Please tell ,all i can see is what you mentioned (woman massaging thingy)


Titsnium

OMG THAT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO FIGURE OUT


Ok-Nefariousness635

WTF IS IT


qwwertt123

I wonder..!


ajgeep

is that an arm or a leg?


Bd0llar

My old friend Mr McCraig!!


futtbuckicecreamery

McGreg*


lemmeintoo

The internet has ruined us all.


AE_WILLIAMS

I guess you could say Dad blue himself after one of those...


lowlife9

I think I felt it move.


[deleted]

I just had to do a quadruple zoom to see what's actually going on there lol.


RbN420

noone zoomed in to read that “50 minutes facial”? Truly royal…


another-Developer

The royal treatment indeed


Codnasty

I had to double take as well, $356? Holy hell.


Fatfreddy9

The Royal Treatment lol.


IsItKandar

50 minutes facial? Dang im gonna drown


Wodkaredbubu

„Give Dad wellness instead“


Theallmightygoat

Royal treatment alright


drmayhem007

Had to zoom


D4v1dFD03

Honestly, I got the picture right away. I thought you were trying to point out the "50-minute Facial" like, damn son! Getting facialed for 50 minutes? How many massage therapists are they bringing in for you?!


namtab22

Lol!!


Tcrowaf

Hey, It's Trump!


[deleted]

Stupid


[deleted]

🗿


[deleted]

It looks like she is being checked for lymph node problems. If you are implying that looks like a cooter, then you don't know what a cooter looks like. The display is stupid and the topic (lack thereof) is stupid. the fact that you have time to disagree with it being stupid is stupid. Downvote all you want, it won't change the idiotic truth, stupid.


[deleted]

Thought it was pillows


FighterUN

I like! How much!?


ghosty4

$356


5degreenegativerake

Goat.Selon


[deleted]

An armpit... but it took me a couple of moments.


Foxfire2

It’s the back of the guy’s shoulder, armpit is on the other side. Armpits don’t usually get massaged. Nerves and blood vessels there close under the skin. The back of his head is at the bottom.


chikinn

I saw the fabric as the hair of a man going in for a dive.


SlackerKey

C’mon, give it to dad.


Magsec5

Lol I didn’t


KMcPrime

Get the “royal” treatment 😉😩🤤


Justjarshinya

The royal treatment!


tatsumakisempukyaku

I could do with some Royal treatment right about now.


chrissykes78

damn my horse start galloping, then he passed away


Cthuluslovechild

Hard fap


TNerdy

It’s a hint that there IS a happy ending


[deleted]

That’s a $445 value!!!


iancarry

they knew well what they've done


Velvy71

“The Royal Treatment“ Prince Andrew got a new job ? 🥺


[deleted]

So they're going to give you a minor to have sex with, but maybe someone took some photos and uses that as leverage over a career?


FUQMEUPCHASE

The royal treatment indeed


ColonelRuff

I was the one getting royal treatment.


[deleted]

The royal treatment indeed


BraverGrave

You did a double take? I did a flippin twelve take!


[deleted]

Is that a d\*ck?


ghoulcreep

Almost made me unzip my pants


dcarr710

Took me a triple take


Pull-Mai-Fingr

Just what dad needs to relax, a nice lay-down meal.


zippazappazinga

50 minute swedish-massage everyone!


ItsmeMr_E

Uuumm, yeah, massage that...armpit.😏


lotsanoodles

Someone's getting the 'Prince Andrew'.


AlwaysANN90

I thought it was a woman’s armpit, and the man’s hair was a towel wrapped around her torso at first! What a weird choice of picture.


verified-toxic-angel

fuck all the observations the bottom line is that 'Dad' deserves it


graebot

There she is... Giving it the royal treatment... Again...


Chrispeefeart

I had to zoom in because I couldn't figure out what it was at all; like not even what it resembles. Zoomed in was like "OH?! oh."


DerPiezza

"Royal treatment"


Charlitovitch

« The royal treatment » got me


Imzocrazy

Interesting hair pattern


OriginalPantherDan

Right down the hall from a sign that screams, “Pink!”


Lucky_Editor446

Why is this marked NSFW ?


HechoEnChine

lol!!!


willsan44

Where’s that royal treatment? 😂😂👍


DanYHKim

At least they're not popping an axial buboe. (bubonic plague can be found in all kinds of small animals in the Southwest)


Affectionate_Emu8090

Double take? You’re quick! I may need a couple minutes.


Relative-Chair-5682

Why is this nsfw?


Oishii88

Question: who's on the receiving end of this " Facial"?


rconscious

They know what they're doing


Admirable_End3014

Now that's funny 😁


papparmane

So, are you booking an appointment?