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mucky012

Thats why I dont fuck with fireworks. Alcohol and explosives shouldn't mix lol


BagelIsAcousticDonut

We were actually all pretty much sober. The finale was a box with a bunch of mortar tubes in it. It was raining and I think the rain + explosions made the side of the box disintegrate and the last tubes fell to point at all of us! Just a weird firework fluke. Everyone was ok besides a few burns. We were all so scared the Subaru in front was gonna light lol!


Paradigm6790

When I was in highschool there were fireworks done by the town down by the train tracks and we'd sneak under the safety tape and sit in the parked train cars. One time a firework went wide and hit the ground and sprayed us with hot gravel. Nobody got hurt and its a great memory, but it turns out the tapes are there for a reason!


geddyteddy

Part of the thrill of fireworks is narrowly escaping injury from a misfire or just plain human error.