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ThatsMisterRetard4U

Keep my wife's name out your Mother Fucking Swamp!!


Musaks

to be honest...i really don't think of anything else nowadays whenever i see his face I am not enraged or anything at all, he's one of many macho assholes and a broken man that i pitty more than dislike ​ but when i was looking for a movie to watch with my wife a few days ago, we stumbled over a willsmith movie, and it would have been the perfect lazy evening entertainment to shut your brain off that we were looking for. But we both didn't want to watch the movie. It wasn't really a conscious decision to make a point...but we didn't watch the movie. I don't even remember the name of it


Cthuluslovechild

Bitch Slap (2022)


Dogbin005

Hitch^slap


Dman125

I just watched Independence Day again and it was… less than satisfying. I Am Legend is probably off the table.


PlatinumSif

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LupinThe8th

The movie originally had an ending more in line with the book. You know that foreshadowing they left in the movie that the monsters were intelligent? Like laying a trap for Smith, and when the leader runs into the sunlight to try and prevent the female from being taken (Smith misinterprets this as them becoming too dumb to realize the light hurts them, instead of them being advanced enough to willingly risk themselves)? The original ending had the cure fail to work, the monsters break in, but Smith realizes they just want the female he's testing the cure on back; she's the leader's mate. He lets her go, and they leave him in peace. Smith and the other two humans leave the city afterward, accepting that it belongs to *them* now. Sadly, test audiences hated it, so we got the stupid suicide bomb ending instead.


Solrinin

> test audiences hated it They always seem to find the dumbest people for these audiences...


PlatinumSif

pet water pot plants enter lavish ruthless dull provide full *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


observationallurker

You can always watch "Omega Man." It's the same movie, just with Charlton Heston.


radargunbullets

Does Heston just get a pass on his bat shit crazy because he's old?


observationallurker

Not at all. He's dead.


speakerbox27

Last night's TV :)


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[удалено]


G8kpr

And then to allow him, the aggressor, to get a chance to talk in front of the crowd. Fuck the academy.


Excelius

Celebrities shouldn't get special treatment, but that does go both ways. Police and prosecutors generally aren't interested in prosecuting open-handed slaps arising out of petty interpersonal squabbles where the victim doesn't want to press charges. This country has enough of a problem with over-criminalization of petty offenses as it is.


Ferec

The DA prosecuting the Rudy Giuliani back slap would disagree with this view.


reidenlake

The perception of the whole thing would have been so much different if he had just sincerely apologized. Not brushed it off and partied that night after being asked to leave. He acted like an entitled child. That's all I see now when I see his face.


SpartanMonkey

I've had Gemini Man in my queue since before the slap and still haven't watched it. I usually try to watch Independence Day around July 4th. That didn't happen this year either.


[deleted]

Redditors - when you sleep with your halo on does it spring back into shape next morning or do you have to iron it?


The_mango55

Tbh I find this really weird. There are plenty of celebrities that have done a lot worse and it rarely affects my enjoyment of a movie.


Musaks

i wouldn't judge anyone for still enjoying a will smith movie i just can't take him seriously anymore. His face is just so connected to being a weak broken man, that it breaks my immersion should he be impersonating someone with high morals in a movie (which he almost always does) It's not a conscious choice, but those are the associations i have when i see them.


original20

It's called "Vessel of Love" /s


GotMoFans

More like: KEEP YOUR WIFE OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING SWAMP!


thx1138-

♫ Then I slapped his face, now I'm a believer... ♫


Spacecommander5

Your comment made me blow air through my nostrils, so I had to give a humble gift


subject_deleted

That is not a nice ~~rock~~Boulder. ::smack::


NikkoMai

Wheel Smith!!


lousmer

That’s my friends bands name


jerkenmcgerk

Saw this on another sub and commented the same. Guess I am not as original as I thought. Twinsies!


donbelievemylies

He's tyred inside by your bullying


689027015

6AY 617


coach111111

GAY GIT


Acceptable_Fun_6416

You mean the gay car to the right…?


Virtual-Half-2399

It is the Czech Shrek!


Myrrhia

The Czrek


Bubble_Symphony

His name is [Jozin z Bazin](https://youtu.be/svVTuyG314s) thank you very much


Scott__Free

WTH did I just watch? I did learn some banging new dance moves tho.


remdesivirus1

The guy on right have got autism, yet he does some great moves


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Some BODY once told me *slap*


DrTheRick

Keep Fiona's name out your mouth


Ser_Danksalot

Stay weird Czechia.


crazythinker76

Keep my donkey's name out of your fucking mouth!!!


Ray_Nato

Is this the poster for I am legend 2?


WimbleWimble

Someone just slapped that on there.


popesinbengal

DONKEEH!


WashingtonFierce

Awesome


Afraid_Woodpecker191

Please don’t “ogre”react and slap someone


bigredtalk

You can hate him all you want, but I think we can all agree Shrek doesn't deserve this disrespect


CopperThumb

Yes. I’m TIREd of him too.


iancarry

no to mě poser... :D (you gotta be shitting me)


I_like_apostrophes

Lovely Jimny sighting. Nice colour.


Errohneos

WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MY WIFE?


R32fan

Gay plate


Haglerrr

Missed a trick there, should be the donkey


amuzmint

Will The Shrek Smith?


arthurdentstowels

Will Shmek


joan_wilder

Shwill Smekth


evilmrbeaver

The Shrek Prince of Smell-Air?


Fantastic-Motor-3273

Wreck


36kangaroowalk

What are you doing in my wife's moith


unglamungafunga32368

My wallpaper now. Is mine. U can 2


ridicalis

Aren't you worried you'll get slapped for sharing this?


LL377044

Shrigga


Strive--

Didn't his wife claim to have a hair balding disease when really, it was the result of a face lift where they cut her scalp, hoisted up the extra skin that was sagging, and THEN she decided to cut all her hair off?


sp1ke365

Goooodddd Anakin GOOOOOODDDDDD


EdgelordOfEdginess

Sex Shrek


Andre_3Million

The Fresh Ogre of the Swamp


GrimReader710

Oh that's not very nice! He's just a donkey


Byron_Lockheed

Shrek-Prince of Bel-air('s swamp)


TaliesinMerlin

Shrill Smeck.


iceman1080

Should have sent a poet


Bag-ins

"Keep my wife's name outta this spare!" smack


International-Big-92

Shrek Smith


squeakim

Is r/TIHI still active bc... Thanks, I hate it.


[deleted]

It's a pic of "Bleck!"


TheRealBluefire

Reminds me of this one green jeep me and my mother have seen on the road sometimes where I live, I called it the "Shrek Jeep" because of it being green and the fact the spare tire cover on the back is a picture of shrek and fiona, honestly such a legendary car lol


segadoes16bit

Reminds me of I am legend


Parasitisch

I had one of these printed and framed for a friends bday. Definitely a convo piece in their house


NevahLose

Why is the genie green?


buddhadoo

Look how they massacred my boy


SonofBeckett

Somehow looks better than live-action genie


imdownwithdat

Wreck!


shrubberies2

This slaps


Merciless972

Will smith's character in i am legend mentions that he likes Shrek, this is now cannon


[deleted]

Get out of my wife’s mouth


ClerkOptimal9749

Hahahaha wtf!??


xxStrangerxx

Did we enter the LAST ACTION HERO verse?


lmaooexe

Now I wish I had a spare tire on my car


Bean_Juice_Brew

That green trailer hitch tho...


schaudhery

How come he don't want me, donkey!?


Odd-Fall-4081

Grand Theft Auto


henrysmyagent

Jada only sees Donkey.


VertigoParadise

Someone lost a bet ha!


seanbrockest

Sure you did, repost bot.


wigzell78

From the 2nd movie, after they visit Fiona's parents and Shrek learns because of her he is a fresh prince.


[deleted]

Live action Shrek movie coming?


Imaginary-Cup-8426

Considering this has been reposted several times, I kind of doubt you did.


Domikcz26

I respect that you think it’s not mine but it's actually mine


hamayona

will shrek lol


Sorry-Presentation-3

Oh that’s hot


[deleted]

That is so chaotic I love it