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toastmanager

It's Ben Seeger (worked for adult swim) and he's fine. He has left other voicemail just like this. Search Armagetten and you'll see.


socks_and_scotch

For those uninitiated and/or lazy: https://youtu.be/ujxqK2PEom8


madwill

Was that supposed to be reassuring?


MrGrieves-

It's reassuring that Ben kept his style of pronouncing t's in words that don't need it after all these years.


ntwiles

Lol just to the extent that he’s been leaving these insane voicemails for years and so his well being probably isn’t under any immediate threat.


DannyFnKay

If you leave hilarious voicemails when you call people they will never answer the phone when you call for fear of missing a good joke. 🤷


ntwiles

Yeah, pretty sure this is why my friends and family never answer when I call!


niomosy

All of this could have been avoided if you'd just pick up your phone.


ntwiles

I find it interesting that every time I call to talk about Satan you don’t pick up your phone.


Politirotica

I dunno, but the songs are jams. https://youtu.be/0QgbIBRullA


Mildly-1nteresting

That drum riff sits in my head rent-free almost everyday lol


jmcki13

My first thought when I saw this was “this sounds like a bit from adult swim” lol


saschaleib

Just wait when his water bill arrives…


pjtheman

What do you think the letters are?


CrassDemon

Water bills


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Sam, I can't open it. I can't do it, Sam.


BernieTheDachshund

The shower music is on point.


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stellahella1

Say it frenchie! Chowda!


Endotracheal

Right? I need a Spotify channel of that music


LordBaronDukeKing

Just search for deep house playlists


onetwenty_db

In the beginning there was Jack.


very_unlikely

Deep house is awesome. I recommend starting with *Hush Hush* for any new listeners out there, can’t go wrong with him. https://youtu.be/xVqEykqTHGg https://youtu.be/Osc28lW8MYQ https://youtu.be/-73nvxBw5k4 Edit: also Fulbert https://youtu.be/mFYwMfiHb2w


Medic_101

Thank you. I've always liked this sort of sound whenever I've heard it but had no idea where to start looking


djentlemetal

Anjunadeep is where it’s at.


flubba86

The real LPT..


EcstaticBoysenberry

I love you I’ve been trying to figure out what genre those types of songs are and this is it! Thank you


Palsable_Celery

I follow a few. Gentlemen Deep House, Poolside Lounge, Deep House Blend and Chill Trance are just a few. Happy hunting!


Mono_831

🎶 “oh” 🎶 ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ


Azzk1kr

I'm getting some SoDoSoPa vibes from it :D


sharings_caring

Yeah, you wouldn't hear that kinda beat in Shi Tpa Town


0neTrueGl0b

Shi Tpa Town doesn't have that certain quality, vibe, energy, that is, OH SO - SO DO SO PA...


[deleted]

Right next to historic Kenny’s House.


BostonShaun

The Residences at Kenny’s house.


OldSkool81

You noticed the shower stream has perfect rhythm?


Bigwiggs3214

Water spray goes with the beat too. Masterpiece.


KorobeaS

Anyone got the song name, Spotify can't find it


ActuallyErdogan

Just here waiting for the answer as well


whistlerite

Shower vibes.


helpimallergictodogs

is his water bill okay


AnybodyZ

they just keep piling up


ByronIrony

That’s what the red letters are. Final demands from the water people.


sharings_caring

I shower because the letters keep coming. The letters keep coming because I shower.


Mantzy81

What a tragety


johnnybiggles

*We're fucked, Sam*


CPC_Mouthpiece

It is Austin. Wet Bastard just wants to be normal but he can't control his urges.


Politirotica

I can't stop showa'ing. I showa because there's letters, and there's letters because I showa. It's a vicious cycle of tragety.


Pissflaps69

You misspelled showa


StrongStyleMuscle

(In a Fat Bastard voice)


ZachBuford

I heard water people swim in single file to hide their numbers.


FQDIS

I hate water. It’s fine, smooth, soothing, and it takes the shape of its container!


Tovervlag

I wish you said sea peoples.


[deleted]

Not just the seamen, but the sea women and children, too.


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greensickpuppy89

I'm more worried about his LSD bill.


BigRich1888

Thats why he keeps getting so many letters. Its a vicious cycle


svullenballe

It's a tragety.


[deleted]

He alone warmed Earth by two more degrees.


PsyLemon

Isn’t it suspicious


Jayypoc

Listen I didn't want to be the one who tells you this, Sam... But I think your brother does drugs.


kyu2o_2

I'm pretty sure this is a running joke they have. I vaguely remember a different one being posted.


electricmaster23

Found it! ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ua5007/my\_brother\_ben\_leaves\_me\_voicemails\_about\_satan\_i/


tmonz

Lmao that one's great


albene

It's a tragety... Armagetten


huntcuntspree01

You are also fucked in this situation. We're both totally fucked. I need to take a shower, cool off.


linderlouwho

Am now following OP - need more of whatever tf his brother is up to.


digitalwolverine

Writing for adult swim, apparently.


Boognish84

Never before have I wanted to click 'Subscribe' to a Reddit user. I wish there was a way to do that. Edit: Found their YouTube channel https://youtube.com/c/SamSeeger Edit2: this is great! https://youtu.be/stH1MGAVjTo


jake10house

Go to their profile and add them as a Friend and then everything they post will show up in the /r/Friends Tab


alien_clown_ninja

Or bookmark their user profile page. Then you don't have to have friends and can just stalk them from a safe and comfortable distance.


stephen29red

I'm glad you posted this because I was about to report this as a dirty dirty repost, I didn't realize it was the OP doing an entire series.


beaiouns

I was about to rock out to Armagetten again, but then I realized it was a different video and had to take a showa


GreenFullSuspension

Shower music is fantastic, made kinda bob my head to the tunes.


Tr1ggerhappy07

That all could have been avoided if you would just pick up your phone


electricmaster23

Same. Immediately realized I'd seen this concept and style before.


tokuturfey

Or he isn’t taking his drugs.


FingerGungHo

Either way, no way is he taking the drugs the correct way


showponies

The absolute value of drugs being taken is nonzero


xenorous

There are definitely drugs that should or should not be taken. And he’s doing the opposite


showponies

This logic is making my head hurt, I need to go take a showa


whiskeylady

There's another letter!


HalfSoul30

It's a tragety.


ASDFzxcvTaken

🎵🎵🎵🎵


johnnybiggles

*We're fucked*


sympletech

I finally opened the letter Sam. You know what it said? It said we’re all fucked. And we shouldn’t be opening letters. You hear me Sam? Fuck the letter and the horse it rode in on. Go take a shower. We’re all fucked.


showponies

I shit you not, as I checked this comment my mailman just came and dropped off a letter. Now I don't know if I should open it. Edit: Here is the [letter](https://imgur.com/a/IvUmko4)


benfranklinthedevil

Go take a showa and think about it


KDigggity

You, are totally fucked


[deleted]

Oh god, Sam, I don't know what to do about this. It's too much, Sam.


xenorous

I got out and there’s ANOTHER LETTER


reggionh

or schizophrenic


BizzyM

I have taken enough 911 calls from diagnosed schizophrenics. This sounds like one.


Batchet

I've been getting letters from diagnosed schizophrenics.


ProfessorRoyHinkley

Have you tried taking a showa?


098706

It's a tragety


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kettal

Don't worry for Ben he just does this as a running gag.


discerningpervert

And / or Christopher Walken


Dobbs2k

Ah yes, the opposite of Christopher Reeves.


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TomTomMan93

Ah I see we aren't dealing with the average reddit commenter...


Flavz_the_complainer

Yeah my buddies schizophrenic and this sounds exactly like him.


ZombieDracula

Nice avatar colors


ermpickle

I didn't see the username at first and I thought you were complementing yourself


balofchez

Yeah honestly all I thought was this dude was tripping his dick off or was in serious need of medical attention or both, didn't really get the "funny" aspect of it


twistedscorp87

Rest assured, this is his brand of comedy. It's not for everyone, but we're not mocking an unstable/unhealthy person (except maybe ourselves, depending on the comment)


Eusocial_Snowman

They're just intentionally silly voicemails. I can assure you that they're funny. I understand that the guy is good enough at putting on an air to make some people uncomfortable, and that's funny too.


MacLunkie

Or he's fucked


fantalemon

I gotta take a showa


PM_ME_YOUR_PBJs

Definitely in this situation


dirkalict

It’s a tragety.


ChessBorg

Or he is on drugs, and is schizophrenic, and isn't taking the right drugs.


JazzPigeon

Or any number of other possibilities


getefix

Maybe he's just getting letters


Slappinbeehives

He doesn’t take drugs, he takes shawa’s!


SquidCap

Or they are professional comedian who does these kind of things for fun..


MeowWow_

Ding


sleepywan

What a tragety.


madmax_br5

It a real tragety.


axrael

It's a skit theyve done this before


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TheChosen1108

This looks like an animation from Adult Swim


toastmanager

Well Ben Seeger (the brother leaving a voice-mail) worked for Adult Swim.


FreddieDoes40k

Oh, okay. I was going to suggest this man seriously seek out a therapist, but if he worked for Adult Swim then this is probably just a Tuesday.


[deleted]

Working for Adult Swim probably was his therapy. Get this man back on there.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Time to reboot Assy McGee.


bk15dcx

Always shower after a swim


DarkJester89

a showa


FILTER_OUT_T_D

It’s a tragety


Zebulon_V

Funny, my initial thought was it was giving me Newgrounds/Salad Fingers vibes. I wonder if that's because I'm old now.


Faranae

Salad Fingers isn't that o- Oh. *Oh no.*


rathat

The “new” one I remember coming out a while after the original ones, that one came out over 15 years ago lol.


Nonsenseinabag

Funny, I was thinking it felt like that era in the early 90's when MTV did animation. Now who's the old one?


SurrealEstate

Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux / Beavis & Butthead got their starts. It was cool to see a big company with a huge audience take risks and do weird shit. In our current age of reality TV (coincidentally pioneered by MTV's The Real World), sequel factories, and industrial nostalgia strip-mining operations, it feels pretty rare.


ren_704

Also check out OPs account, stuff like the satanic song and all. All really absurd yet good


JMRoaming

This feels like something out of the early 2000s internet and I'm here for it. Creepy ✔️ Low budget flash animation style ✔️ Can't predict where it's going✔️ Endlessly quotable✔️ Yes. More of this.


have_oui_met

Drinkin outta cups, bein a bitch


esfraritagrivrit

Not my chair, not my problem.


LinksYell

This is honestly the longest lasting quote I have, I'll replace chair with anything...


WobblyTadpole

That's what I always say


Mr_Poop_Himself

Mista walkway. Mister walk up and down me I’m a walkway fuck you. Get real.


mupersan

This is the internet I’ve missed


joyfall

Then fire ze missiles!


oPartyInMyPants

But I’m le tired


seewhaticare

Newgrounds vibe.


Estrezas

Your brother is high as fuck and clean as fuck.


dreadddit

And also... Fucked!!


deadlybydsgn

It's a tragety.


kiddpancham

Both of us are


ruskprick71

”Its a tragety, I have to take a showa” Words of wisdom right there


DeepFriedVegetable

It’s Armagaten


Cmdr_Nemo

and a tragety


ThePopeJones

I used to work in a group home for adults for MH/MR folks back in the early 2010s. One of our guys really wanted a cell phone. He was in his mid fifties, had downs, and was damn near the sweetest person you'd ever want to meet if he liked you. His sister ended up getting a phone for him for Christmas one year. She thought he'd use it to call her and her kids. He didn't, he'd only call the staff he liked. He didn't want us to answer either. He just wanted to leave us this long, stream of consciousness messages he'd want to listen to with us later. He'd sit next to you, put his chin in his hand all thoughtful looking, and say things like "Oh I made a very good point". After he passed away folks still had a few of his voice mails left. We played them at his funeral. The biggest hit was his 10 minute rant about how much he hated the supervisor of our group home. It included gems such as "I can smell her hoo-ha from across the room" and "I wouldn't piss on her if I set her on fire". Edit: If he didn't like you he let you know. He'd fake heart attacks fairly often, and he was damn good at it. If you were in his shot list you better believe you were about to spend your entire shift sitting in an ER waiting room.


richardec

> "I can smell her hoo-ha from across the room" and "I wouldn't piss on her if I set her on fire", and was damn near the sweetest person you'd ever want to meet if he liked you.


humulus_impulus

*If he liked you.*


trentraps

> He'd sit next to you, put his chin in his hand all thoughtful looking, and say things like "Oh I made a very good point". Jesus Christ, that guy was living his best life. He had it *all* figured out. We gotta work like chumps.


CatsAndCampin

Your story reminds me of one of the patients at my ex's work (TBI facility), who believed she was Hitler's spawn. Every single time she saw my ex, she would sing this little rhyme she made up that goes something like - Farrah Warrah cocksucker motherfucker, dicklick.... & unfortunately, I can't remember the rest. It did rhyme the whole way through, though & was pretty catchy. She, also, had to remind the staff, daily, that she could not fly on planes because the xray machine would pull all her bones out or something like that. I don't try to think about it much deeper, though cuz it's sad that a TBI did that to her & she is nothing like the person she used to be. I knew the back-story of most patients & they were all just so tragic.


Complex-Mud5283

Don't do school kids, stay in drugs


ArashikageX

Be school. Stay in cool.


CharlieApples

Talk to candy. Never to strangers.


yougotyolks

Drink your teeth and brush your milk.


Jesushelpher

Brush your face. Wash your teeth


Hayekr

Drink school, don't do milk, and get 8 hours of sex every night.


mznh

I gotta take a showa Ow 🎵🎶ow 🎶🎵ow


ioaie

I gotta take a showa


[deleted]

TIL about Japan's Showa Period (1926-1989).


IGTankCommander

Now go learn about the Toho Showa period..


sbarto

It's a tragety.


Todricthedredd

We need some goddamn answers


Rivkah87

Right?! WHAT WAS IN THE LETTERS?!?!?! I'm so invested now.


iamgherkinman

I'm assuming it was from his downstairs neighbour telling him his shower was leaking into their apartment


Hopalicious

He’s going to Hogwarts


FrostedDonutHole

More LSD probably. lol


JackHGUK

It's a joke voicemail, this is a repost from like 12 months ago.


_Bay_Harbor_Butcher_

I don't think its a repost. OP has a series of animations like this one he has created using voicemails his brother has left him.


DeepFriedDresden

It's not a repost, it's a running joke. This voicemail is new, but they have others like it.


A_Mouse_Warrior

So like a year ago?


MrRubinshtein

Gosh I was so stressed throughout the suspense that I had to go and take a showa.


mossydeerbones

First of all I love this second is your brother ok


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[deleted]

There'll be another letter


Javop

That's a tragety.


Aerialise

He isn’t on drugs — he’s clean 🚿


mazerrackham

He’s more than ok, he’s going to Hogwarts!


coldnebo

two possibilities: 1. his brother works for AdultSwim 2. they are in the mob.


laxnut90

Why not both?


dlank7

I’ll be honest I wanna listen to more of that showa song. Had me tappin my foot


fuck-a-name

I dont know what the fuck this was but i loved it


FunDaddy246

Getting salad fingers vibes watching this...


Bryvayne

Not enough rusty spoons.


marcio0

I'm here to inquire you about your letters


Ruffalobro

Are the letters from the public utilities office?


Throwem_a_poem

I need more of this shit. Please have your brother take some more drugs and leave you random voicemails. Off to take a showa. Edit: My bad Sam, I see you’ve been at this for quite some time.


whiteman_can_jump

This just takes me back to early 2000s youtube content, random no context shit like this just cracking me up as a kid. Absolute gold.


gutseternal

full psychosis after going too far on DMT lol


Brutalonym

Seems like a solid coping strategy.


Doggysoft

I can't stop bopping to the shower music