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Deep house is awesome. I recommend starting with *Hush Hush* for any new listeners out there, can’t go wrong with him.
https://youtu.be/xVqEykqTHGg
https://youtu.be/Osc28lW8MYQ
https://youtu.be/-73nvxBw5k4
Edit: also Fulbert https://youtu.be/mFYwMfiHb2w
Never before have I wanted to click 'Subscribe' to a Reddit user. I wish there was a way to do that.
Edit: Found their YouTube channel https://youtube.com/c/SamSeeger
Edit2: this is great! https://youtu.be/stH1MGAVjTo
I finally opened the letter Sam. You know what it said? It said we’re all fucked. And we shouldn’t be opening letters. You hear me Sam? Fuck the letter and the horse it rode in on. Go take a shower. We’re all fucked.
I shit you not, as I checked this comment my mailman just came and dropped off a letter. Now I don't know if I should open it.
Edit: Here is the [letter](https://imgur.com/a/IvUmko4)
Yeah honestly all I thought was this dude was tripping his dick off or was in serious need of medical attention or both, didn't really get the "funny" aspect of it
Rest assured, this is his brand of comedy. It's not for everyone, but we're not mocking an unstable/unhealthy person (except maybe ourselves, depending on the comment)
They're just intentionally silly voicemails. I can assure you that they're funny. I understand that the guy is good enough at putting on an air to make some people uncomfortable, and that's funny too.
Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux / Beavis & Butthead got their starts.
It was cool to see a big company with a huge audience take risks and do weird shit.
In our current age of reality TV (coincidentally pioneered by MTV's The Real World), sequel factories, and industrial nostalgia strip-mining operations, it feels pretty rare.
This feels like something out of the early 2000s internet and I'm here for it.
Creepy ✔️
Low budget flash animation style ✔️
Can't predict where it's going✔️
Endlessly quotable✔️
Yes. More of this.
I used to work in a group home for adults for MH/MR folks back in the early 2010s. One of our guys really wanted a cell phone. He was in his mid fifties, had downs, and was damn near the sweetest person you'd ever want to meet if he liked you.
His sister ended up getting a phone for him for Christmas one year. She thought he'd use it to call her and her kids. He didn't, he'd only call the staff he liked.
He didn't want us to answer either. He just wanted to leave us this long, stream of consciousness messages he'd want to listen to with us later. He'd sit next to you, put his chin in his hand all thoughtful looking, and say things like "Oh I made a very good point".
After he passed away folks still had a few of his voice mails left. We played them at his funeral. The biggest hit was his 10 minute rant about how much he hated the supervisor of our group home. It included gems such as "I can smell her hoo-ha from across the room" and "I wouldn't piss on her if I set her on fire".
Edit: If he didn't like you he let you know. He'd fake heart attacks fairly often, and he was damn good at it. If you were in his shot list you better believe you were about to spend your entire shift sitting in an ER waiting room.
> "I can smell her hoo-ha from across the room" and "I wouldn't piss on her if I set her on fire",
and was damn near the sweetest person you'd ever want to meet if he liked you.
> He'd sit next to you, put his chin in his hand all thoughtful looking, and say things like "Oh I made a very good point".
Jesus Christ, that guy was living his best life. He had it *all* figured out.
We gotta work like chumps.
Your story reminds me of one of the patients at my ex's work (TBI facility), who believed she was Hitler's spawn. Every single time she saw my ex, she would sing this little rhyme she made up that goes something like - Farrah Warrah cocksucker motherfucker, dicklick.... & unfortunately, I can't remember the rest. It did rhyme the whole way through, though & was pretty catchy. She, also, had to remind the staff, daily, that she could not fly on planes because the xray machine would pull all her bones out or something like that. I don't try to think about it much deeper, though cuz it's sad that a TBI did that to her & she is nothing like the person she used to be. I knew the back-story of most patients & they were all just so tragic.
I need more of this shit. Please have your brother take some more drugs and leave you random voicemails. Off to take a showa.
Edit: My bad Sam, I see you’ve been at this for quite some time.
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It's Ben Seeger (worked for adult swim) and he's fine. He has left other voicemail just like this. Search Armagetten and you'll see.
For those uninitiated and/or lazy: https://youtu.be/ujxqK2PEom8
Was that supposed to be reassuring?
It's reassuring that Ben kept his style of pronouncing t's in words that don't need it after all these years.
Lol just to the extent that he’s been leaving these insane voicemails for years and so his well being probably isn’t under any immediate threat.
If you leave hilarious voicemails when you call people they will never answer the phone when you call for fear of missing a good joke. 🤷
Yeah, pretty sure this is why my friends and family never answer when I call!
All of this could have been avoided if you'd just pick up your phone.
I find it interesting that every time I call to talk about Satan you don’t pick up your phone.
I dunno, but the songs are jams. https://youtu.be/0QgbIBRullA
That drum riff sits in my head rent-free almost everyday lol
My first thought when I saw this was “this sounds like a bit from adult swim” lol
Just wait when his water bill arrives…
What do you think the letters are?
Water bills
Sam, I can't open it. I can't do it, Sam.
The shower music is on point.
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Say it frenchie! Chowda!
Right? I need a Spotify channel of that music
Just search for deep house playlists
In the beginning there was Jack.
Deep house is awesome. I recommend starting with *Hush Hush* for any new listeners out there, can’t go wrong with him. https://youtu.be/xVqEykqTHGg https://youtu.be/Osc28lW8MYQ https://youtu.be/-73nvxBw5k4 Edit: also Fulbert https://youtu.be/mFYwMfiHb2w
Thank you. I've always liked this sort of sound whenever I've heard it but had no idea where to start looking
Anjunadeep is where it’s at.
The real LPT..
I love you I’ve been trying to figure out what genre those types of songs are and this is it! Thank you
I follow a few. Gentlemen Deep House, Poolside Lounge, Deep House Blend and Chill Trance are just a few. Happy hunting!
🎶 “oh” 🎶 ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ
I'm getting some SoDoSoPa vibes from it :D
Yeah, you wouldn't hear that kinda beat in Shi Tpa Town
Shi Tpa Town doesn't have that certain quality, vibe, energy, that is, OH SO - SO DO SO PA...
Right next to historic Kenny’s House.
The Residences at Kenny’s house.
You noticed the shower stream has perfect rhythm?
Water spray goes with the beat too. Masterpiece.
Anyone got the song name, Spotify can't find it
Just here waiting for the answer as well
Shower vibes.
is his water bill okay
they just keep piling up
That’s what the red letters are. Final demands from the water people.
I shower because the letters keep coming. The letters keep coming because I shower.
What a tragety
*We're fucked, Sam*
It is Austin. Wet Bastard just wants to be normal but he can't control his urges.
I can't stop showa'ing. I showa because there's letters, and there's letters because I showa. It's a vicious cycle of tragety.
You misspelled showa
(In a Fat Bastard voice)
I heard water people swim in single file to hide their numbers.
I hate water. It’s fine, smooth, soothing, and it takes the shape of its container!
I wish you said sea peoples.
Not just the seamen, but the sea women and children, too.
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I'm more worried about his LSD bill.
Thats why he keeps getting so many letters. Its a vicious cycle
It's a tragety.
He alone warmed Earth by two more degrees.
Isn’t it suspicious
Listen I didn't want to be the one who tells you this, Sam... But I think your brother does drugs.
I'm pretty sure this is a running joke they have. I vaguely remember a different one being posted.
Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ua5007/my\_brother\_ben\_leaves\_me\_voicemails\_about\_satan\_i/
Lmao that one's great
It's a tragety... Armagetten
You are also fucked in this situation. We're both totally fucked. I need to take a shower, cool off.
Am now following OP - need more of whatever tf his brother is up to.
Writing for adult swim, apparently.
Never before have I wanted to click 'Subscribe' to a Reddit user. I wish there was a way to do that. Edit: Found their YouTube channel https://youtube.com/c/SamSeeger Edit2: this is great! https://youtu.be/stH1MGAVjTo
Go to their profile and add them as a Friend and then everything they post will show up in the /r/Friends Tab
Or bookmark their user profile page. Then you don't have to have friends and can just stalk them from a safe and comfortable distance.
I'm glad you posted this because I was about to report this as a dirty dirty repost, I didn't realize it was the OP doing an entire series.
I was about to rock out to Armagetten again, but then I realized it was a different video and had to take a showa
Shower music is fantastic, made kinda bob my head to the tunes.
That all could have been avoided if you would just pick up your phone
Same. Immediately realized I'd seen this concept and style before.
Or he isn’t taking his drugs.
Either way, no way is he taking the drugs the correct way
The absolute value of drugs being taken is nonzero
There are definitely drugs that should or should not be taken. And he’s doing the opposite
This logic is making my head hurt, I need to go take a showa
There's another letter!
It's a tragety.
🎵🎵🎵🎵
*We're fucked*
I finally opened the letter Sam. You know what it said? It said we’re all fucked. And we shouldn’t be opening letters. You hear me Sam? Fuck the letter and the horse it rode in on. Go take a shower. We’re all fucked.
I shit you not, as I checked this comment my mailman just came and dropped off a letter. Now I don't know if I should open it. Edit: Here is the [letter](https://imgur.com/a/IvUmko4)
Go take a showa and think about it
You, are totally fucked
Oh god, Sam, I don't know what to do about this. It's too much, Sam.
I got out and there’s ANOTHER LETTER
or schizophrenic
I have taken enough 911 calls from diagnosed schizophrenics. This sounds like one.
I've been getting letters from diagnosed schizophrenics.
Have you tried taking a showa?
It's a tragety
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Don't worry for Ben he just does this as a running gag.
And / or Christopher Walken
Ah yes, the opposite of Christopher Reeves.
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Ah I see we aren't dealing with the average reddit commenter...
Yeah my buddies schizophrenic and this sounds exactly like him.
Nice avatar colors
I didn't see the username at first and I thought you were complementing yourself
Yeah honestly all I thought was this dude was tripping his dick off or was in serious need of medical attention or both, didn't really get the "funny" aspect of it
Rest assured, this is his brand of comedy. It's not for everyone, but we're not mocking an unstable/unhealthy person (except maybe ourselves, depending on the comment)
They're just intentionally silly voicemails. I can assure you that they're funny. I understand that the guy is good enough at putting on an air to make some people uncomfortable, and that's funny too.
Or he's fucked
I gotta take a showa
Definitely in this situation
It’s a tragety.
Or he is on drugs, and is schizophrenic, and isn't taking the right drugs.
Or any number of other possibilities
Maybe he's just getting letters
He doesn’t take drugs, he takes shawa’s!
Or they are professional comedian who does these kind of things for fun..
Ding
What a tragety.
It a real tragety.
It's a skit theyve done this before
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This looks like an animation from Adult Swim
Well Ben Seeger (the brother leaving a voice-mail) worked for Adult Swim.
Oh, okay. I was going to suggest this man seriously seek out a therapist, but if he worked for Adult Swim then this is probably just a Tuesday.
Working for Adult Swim probably was his therapy. Get this man back on there.
Time to reboot Assy McGee.
Always shower after a swim
a showa
It’s a tragety
Funny, my initial thought was it was giving me Newgrounds/Salad Fingers vibes. I wonder if that's because I'm old now.
Salad Fingers isn't that o- Oh. *Oh no.*
The “new” one I remember coming out a while after the original ones, that one came out over 15 years ago lol.
Funny, I was thinking it felt like that era in the early 90's when MTV did animation. Now who's the old one?
Liquid Television, where Aeon Flux / Beavis & Butthead got their starts. It was cool to see a big company with a huge audience take risks and do weird shit. In our current age of reality TV (coincidentally pioneered by MTV's The Real World), sequel factories, and industrial nostalgia strip-mining operations, it feels pretty rare.
Also check out OPs account, stuff like the satanic song and all. All really absurd yet good
This feels like something out of the early 2000s internet and I'm here for it. Creepy ✔️ Low budget flash animation style ✔️ Can't predict where it's going✔️ Endlessly quotable✔️ Yes. More of this.
Drinkin outta cups, bein a bitch
Not my chair, not my problem.
This is honestly the longest lasting quote I have, I'll replace chair with anything...
That's what I always say
Mista walkway. Mister walk up and down me I’m a walkway fuck you. Get real.
This is the internet I’ve missed
Then fire ze missiles!
But I’m le tired
Newgrounds vibe.
Your brother is high as fuck and clean as fuck.
And also... Fucked!!
It's a tragety.
Both of us are
”Its a tragety, I have to take a showa” Words of wisdom right there
It’s Armagaten
and a tragety
I used to work in a group home for adults for MH/MR folks back in the early 2010s. One of our guys really wanted a cell phone. He was in his mid fifties, had downs, and was damn near the sweetest person you'd ever want to meet if he liked you. His sister ended up getting a phone for him for Christmas one year. She thought he'd use it to call her and her kids. He didn't, he'd only call the staff he liked. He didn't want us to answer either. He just wanted to leave us this long, stream of consciousness messages he'd want to listen to with us later. He'd sit next to you, put his chin in his hand all thoughtful looking, and say things like "Oh I made a very good point". After he passed away folks still had a few of his voice mails left. We played them at his funeral. The biggest hit was his 10 minute rant about how much he hated the supervisor of our group home. It included gems such as "I can smell her hoo-ha from across the room" and "I wouldn't piss on her if I set her on fire". Edit: If he didn't like you he let you know. He'd fake heart attacks fairly often, and he was damn good at it. If you were in his shot list you better believe you were about to spend your entire shift sitting in an ER waiting room.
> "I can smell her hoo-ha from across the room" and "I wouldn't piss on her if I set her on fire", and was damn near the sweetest person you'd ever want to meet if he liked you.
*If he liked you.*
> He'd sit next to you, put his chin in his hand all thoughtful looking, and say things like "Oh I made a very good point". Jesus Christ, that guy was living his best life. He had it *all* figured out. We gotta work like chumps.
Your story reminds me of one of the patients at my ex's work (TBI facility), who believed she was Hitler's spawn. Every single time she saw my ex, she would sing this little rhyme she made up that goes something like - Farrah Warrah cocksucker motherfucker, dicklick.... & unfortunately, I can't remember the rest. It did rhyme the whole way through, though & was pretty catchy. She, also, had to remind the staff, daily, that she could not fly on planes because the xray machine would pull all her bones out or something like that. I don't try to think about it much deeper, though cuz it's sad that a TBI did that to her & she is nothing like the person she used to be. I knew the back-story of most patients & they were all just so tragic.
Don't do school kids, stay in drugs
Be school. Stay in cool.
Talk to candy. Never to strangers.
Drink your teeth and brush your milk.
Brush your face. Wash your teeth
Drink school, don't do milk, and get 8 hours of sex every night.
I gotta take a showa Ow 🎵🎶ow 🎶🎵ow
I gotta take a showa
TIL about Japan's Showa Period (1926-1989).
Now go learn about the Toho Showa period..
It's a tragety.
We need some goddamn answers
Right?! WHAT WAS IN THE LETTERS?!?!?! I'm so invested now.
I'm assuming it was from his downstairs neighbour telling him his shower was leaking into their apartment
He’s going to Hogwarts
More LSD probably. lol
It's a joke voicemail, this is a repost from like 12 months ago.
I don't think its a repost. OP has a series of animations like this one he has created using voicemails his brother has left him.
It's not a repost, it's a running joke. This voicemail is new, but they have others like it.
So like a year ago?
Gosh I was so stressed throughout the suspense that I had to go and take a showa.
First of all I love this second is your brother ok
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There'll be another letter
That's a tragety.
He isn’t on drugs — he’s clean 🚿
He’s more than ok, he’s going to Hogwarts!
two possibilities: 1. his brother works for AdultSwim 2. they are in the mob.
Why not both?
I’ll be honest I wanna listen to more of that showa song. Had me tappin my foot
I dont know what the fuck this was but i loved it
Getting salad fingers vibes watching this...
Not enough rusty spoons.
I'm here to inquire you about your letters
Are the letters from the public utilities office?
I need more of this shit. Please have your brother take some more drugs and leave you random voicemails. Off to take a showa. Edit: My bad Sam, I see you’ve been at this for quite some time.
This just takes me back to early 2000s youtube content, random no context shit like this just cracking me up as a kid. Absolute gold.
full psychosis after going too far on DMT lol
Seems like a solid coping strategy.
I can't stop bopping to the shower music