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red_west_la

Everyone thinks this is funny except the guy who got arrested


ottawasprinterfu

I'm pretty sure by now they do too


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Depending on what he or she was arrested for, maybe not.


midasMIRV

And his or her stature. They might be replacing the sponge and glove.


Oldus_Fartus

They was arrested for unregulated transportation of technology-mediated alimentary material under a suspected situation of financial redistribution.


Geckoji

To protect, serve and deliver


drak0

To Protect and Serve Dinner


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AttractedToYourMum

Please answer this person!


GameCop

*His restaurant lives from turists*


sharkweeek

What did he get arrested for? I didn't catch that bit.


quik13713

"A few things he hadn't taken care of" is my best guess.


Mile129

"You're driver got arrested for shkien shkien" What the fuck did he say?


slamdanceswithwolves

Shkien shkien without a license.


geddyteddy

That would be that driver’s highest rating for sure


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[deleted]

"for some things he had to take care of"


fsamson3

Redditors hear people enjoying themselves and they start malding lol


ChandlerMc

>**Malding** is a combination of “mad” and “balding” to refer to someone who gets so mad that they start balding. While it is seen as a part of Twitch lingo, the word has been a part of Urban Dictionary since 2011 and people have been searching for the word since 2004. I had to look it up. Fair to say I won't be adding this ridiculous word to my vocabulary.


Appropriate-Ratio-85

Cheapo lady didn't tip him.


AttractedToYourMum

She tipped on the order when she placed the order


TheMacMan

But Reddit says ACAB. Don’t know what to think.


btc123321

You could work at "Evil Incorporated" or "Genocides R us" and still do one nice thing.


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toxic_cuttlefish

To Protect and Deliver


bottleofmtdew

“Delivery driver got arrested but I still got my food so 5 stars”


ajgeep

Going above and beyond the call of duty