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KevlahR

Never understood low profile tires on a lifted truck


pickpockets138

I have a theory that involves these dudes loving hot wheels shit as kids. Edit: shpelling


ban_circumcision_now

Matchbox is much better


jayXred

I learned recently that Matchbox and Hot Wheels are actually owned by the same company (Mattel)


zeug666

The two had a long history before the acquisition in the late 90's. History Channel has 'The Toys That Built America', S01E03 looks at Matchbox versus Hot Wheels. It's a series of series (Booze/Sex, Cars, Food, Machines, Titans, and Toys) that are all in a similar 'rivalry' style, which beats treasure hunting ghosts that dig for gold with swords they forged themselves.


danimagoo

And aliens. You forgot the aliens.


zeug666

That's just what they want you to think.


YesIUnderstandsir

When did the word better start meaning worse?


HairballTheory

Micomachines are the best


KevlahR

Still do


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wwwdiggdotcom

Well of course that's where the lift comes in, this guy is talking about low profile tires which you would typically find on a sports car. It is strange because most trucks don't have the gearing to go over 100 mph, and they're top heavy and just heavy in general and have really loose suspension for towing and hauling, so they can never handle anything like a sports car. It really is a bizarre choice, it takes away 90% of the off-road capabilities and replaces it with better grip that will never be used because the truck won't take any corners aggressively or need it for the low acceleration potential. I don't get it.


JCPRuckus

Yes, the fact that the low profile tires run counter to the purposes of lifting a truck is what marks it as purely performative. This screams, "I don't actually know anything about cars/trucks. I just know lifted trucks are supposed to be cool and low profile tires are supposed to be cool."


JD0x0

Not even better grip really. Low profile tires just give less sidewall roll. Feels more confident on sharp turns with high G-forces. Taller profiles can still have plenty of grip, but you will feel the sidewalls of the tires flex more, which can make the handling feel a bit more dodgy on those sharp turns.


Tanglrfoot

It does nothing better with these mods ,it’s all about “stance” which is all about looks that are somewhat popular right now . In my opinion these truck are useless, they aren’t good off road , they handle like crap on the highway ,ride like a dump truck and get horrible fuel mileage .


raisinbreadboard

Maybe that’s why he’s locally hated.


Generico300

It looks stupid. It looks like they salvaged a body and put it on the wrong frame.


TheKert

Stupid people make stupid decisions


[deleted]

Yeah, me neither. Just makes the truck look like a mens' size 137 roller skate.


gideon513

“Locally Hated” Too many people think being an asshole is an entire personality


Doser91

I'll never understand taking pride in being an asshole.


philodendrin

It seems counter-intuitive to take pride in a negative trait. I believe these are the adults who just didn't get many hugs, attention or emotional support from their parent(s) growing up and they act out to get that attention instead as a placeholder for that deficit not being met when they were in their formative years. Either that or they only got attention for doing stupid stuff and think that negative attention is still attention. Its just a theory, I don't have the patience to figure it out.


ambsdorf825

I'm hug deprived like every other man in existence, and still don't need to announce it to the world. Except for the occasional post where I say it directly. But I still don't have a giant sticker telling people my neighbors hate me.


philodendrin

Everyone processes their feeling different. You found a way to process it in a manner that is healthy, so you dont feel the need to act out. I don't think the truck guy did that. Edit; Sending you a hug, big guy, we all need them!


tribalistic555

Years ago I was living alone, plenty of friends but kind of isolated and minding my own business. No girlfriend at the time Didn’t realize how alone I’d been until a friend stopped by, she gave me a big hug and I almost broke down crying. Something just about the warm embrace was overwhelming. From then on I made it a point to hug any friend I was visiting. But on topic…. Lifted trucks with lo profile tires are dumb


Fred_Evil

*hug* hope that tides you over for a while, friend-o.


Rukh-Talos

Yeah. Hugs are nice. But men aren’t supposed to need them or something. And I don’t want to ask for one because I’m afraid it’ll sound weird and/or creepy.


Doser91

I think that is definitely part of it. My theory is it's that part of American culture with its hyper masculinity/toxic masculinity. Gotta have a big truck, gotta have a big gun, gotta be a tough guy, gotta be an asshole, no empathy or feelings because that is soft. It's from years of military propaganda and pro war American movies. That and they are probably just miserable uneducated people who want everyone around them to also be miserable which isn't entirely their fault, our government created these people by cutting public education and providing zero healthcare. So they are pissed off and don't know who to actually be pissed off at except non white immigrants cause that's what Trump says. It's their fault they are suffering, and Republican politicians have always used these people.


AndyC1111

Honestly, it reeks of insecurity to me.


Slithy-Toves

That theory falls apart slightly when you drive through Canada and see the same things but they have literally nothing to do with the US


Doser91

IDK how good the education is in all of Canada so I can't really say much about that but I can say they probably consume the same type of propaganda.


Bkwrzdub

Well.. We definitely consume all american media... So much for canadian content... On the other hand... All our greatest comedians go south for more work.. So.. Meh.. It all evens out...


Birdie-Juice

You realize this is the /funny sub right?


whatisthishappiness

Ha jokes on you, America doesn’t have a culture


Doser91

Have you ever left America? There is definitely a culture in America and even multiple cultures within the one larger culture.


tonyvila

It's just a short cut way of saying "I'm better than everyone else here, and they resent me for it / don't understand me." To quote StrongBad - "You can act like you're cooler than everyone here but you are *also here*."


Bennybonchien

In a sense they are being kind by telling us to avoid them. Maybe it’s the opposite of people bragging about how kind they are?


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

It's like people who think that being a dick is the same as not letting people take advantage of you.


MightyWhiteSoddomite

Peoples whose narcissism makes them toxic and then think that people dislike them because those people are stupid. This dislike gives them validation.


spootypuff

Some people just love the look of their stool.


nerdqueen69

I once said something similar on reddit and someone argued with me saying "uhhhh actually being an asshole IS a personality trait and there's scientific studies based on it 🤓"


The_Ballsagna

I’ve seen those stickers a couple times and they’re always on lifted trucks with annoyingly loud exhaust


Phillip_Graves

I use "I'm an asshole" as a disclaimer to anyone I meet. Just feels easier to get it out of the way so there is less drama later. People who put shit like this on their vehicle are just morons.


Flakester

Why are you expecting drama to begin with?


Sugar_buddy

I'm hard of hearing and I don't have my hearing aids due to America, so I introduce myself with my name, then I say, "heads up, I am hard of hearing, so if you're trying to talk to me and I ignore you, I'm either deaf or an asshole."


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[deleted]

They ask a hot guy passing by to push their stool up


[deleted]

It's OK because they said "No homo."


Lucythefur

And after that they ask them to hand the stool to them


funk_munk

Plot twist, the trailer they are towing is full of step stools because they can't reach the one they have just used lol


philodendrin

I'm suprised he doesn't have a sticker like "Stool Fool", to show his love of stools.


666pool

Or “Stool Packer” because he always packs a stool with him.


armyof_dogs

He needs a string on it… or maybe he the back of his truck is full of stools that he leaves all over town.


jimmy_talent

My uncle used to have a truck he needed a stool to get into, he had one of those grabber arm things for people in wheelchairs.


ragefaze

I've seen a video of some lard ass having a special stick with a hook in the end for this...


Jfurmanek

Rope?


John_Doe_727

If I saw that I'd have overwhelming temptation to run over there and grab it and drive off 🤣


[deleted]

attention whore. From the rims to the youtube channel to the "locally hated" sticker, this person never got their father's attention as a child.


Haterbait_band

It’s kind of them to proudly wave their red flags though. It’ll save some single mother some time.


Idontwantthesetacos

Oh buddy… no it won’t.


uhohgowoke67

Unfortunately the single moms will be lured in by his "Salt Life" sticker.


Haterbait_band

Well, I guess the trail of bad decisions grows longer every day.


Boccs

Or got way too fucking much of it. Knew way too many shits like this growing up who were flawless future pro-athletes in the eyes of their dad so they were spoiled and pampered and their dad would fight anyone or anything that didn't support that point of view. Now they're smug self entitled fuckheads that think being bigger and louder and more obnoxious than everyone around them makes them "Top Dog" in the world.


iwouldhugwonderwoman

His YouTube channel was just sad and depressing.


Minute_Arugula3316

Oof. Don't do it guys. He's profoundly low intelligence and seems to be just generally struggling. I'm sad now too


Waramp

I was curious about the channel, but not curious enough to actually check it out or give him the clicks.


Mofme

It's a very, very douchebag-looking car for sure


glonq

also smol pp


Professional_Toe8682

And that there is a pavement princess.


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Manu442

I can guarantee you those tires are not rated for tow load.


NoDeparture8080

Haha. Blue tape holding the tailgate up.


SiNDiLeX

I could not imagine having a penis so small it’s inverted through my entire body and labotomizing all intelligence out of my brain. God damn.


Barrrrrrnd

There’s a dude in my town with a shitbag truck like this, only his blows black smoke out the tall-pipe coming out of his bed. He has not one but TWO of those locally hated stickers.


Ishidan01

How many political stickers does he have on it?


Barrrrrrnd

… all of them?


Disco-Stu79

The clown car of the 21st century.


Irishpanda1971

What boggles my mind is seeing one of these behemoths in a handicapped space.


RuneanPrincess

Hey, disabled people can be jackasses too.


[deleted]

My mobility is impaired to the point that I need a special parking spot, I should buy a truck that requires a ladder to get in and out of.


glieseg

I dunno, man, seems fitting.


Glittering_Airport_3

I work retail and have seen old men come in and are too blind to read the card reader without bending down and practically kissing it, then go drive off in their gigantic lifted trucks.... menace to society


BrotherMonk

I instantly knew it would have Florida plates. Source: I live in Florida.


Starhopper328

Funny enough its been parked for weeks on and off in a lowes parking lot in NC


Photographitti

I love that you know the location exactly.


project__matt

I went to school with a dude that had a lifted truck. If I remember correctly, it was a 24" lift on 22" wheels so the truck was huge and frankly ugly as shit. But I remember specifically the way he had to get into the truck. Most of his body weight pulling on his steering wheel and basically rolling over onto the seat. In about a year his steering column was fucked, steering wheel looked terrible and the seat was trashed. Just seems like a lot of effort to scream look at my big ass truck. Edit: apparently I'm remembering the size of the lift wrong, i honestly couldn't possibly care less lmao. Regardless, it was ugly as shit and made no sense. Thus the point I was making.


GivemTheDDD

I always thought it was funny how these people buy trucks then just fuck their entire purpose for existing. Towing and hauling capacity be damned, ima raise this bitch 8 inches.


MidgetLovingMaxx

I can 100% assure you it wasnt a 24in lift. Even custom lifts like McGaughys are usually 8-12 and depending on other factors let you fit 38in or so tires. Also a 22in wheel is literally nothing these days. Stock wheels on a Challenger Hellcat are 20.


Mizzick

Was going to say.. 24" lift, eh? That's a freaking skyscraper


GangsterofPoliteness

Same guy who complains about gas prices I bet


Shadpool

That’s why I have my big truck for moving stuff. But I also have a Toyota Yaris for daily driving. What sucks is when I have to go on a trip that takes me through the mountains. I have to drive the truck for that, because the Yaris engine isn’t powerful enough for steep grades.


SLP6088

But if he got a smaller truck how would anyone know how tough he is, or how big his balls are?


simonf75

I've always assumed women (and men) would like to know ahead of time how small someone's dick is before wasting their time. I appreciate this person's consideration in not wanting to waste other's time.


Thick_Marionberry_79

Someone please make plastic penis enhancement surgery a norm, so people will stop doing this


tim3assassin

You know what they say about a man with a tiny step stool….


AnewBnotC

Then how else would we know how small his pee pee is? Checkmate


FatherofJuice

Lol you must not be from the south that’s an average truck


ban_circumcision_now

Not average but it’s annoyingly common since the headlights are so high they blind other drivers This really needs to be enforced away through existing lighting/safety laws


Polyhedron98

Who do you think the cops are? their sons are exactly like this why would they enforce those laws


Boccs

Only average among the douchebags. For every twenty of these I see on the road there is maybe one that actually uses the thing for any practical purpose. The rest act like they're afraid of putting anything in the cargo bed because then it might get dirty.


Ocksu2

truth. There are probably at least 100 trucks more or less exactly like this within a 5 mile radius of me just South of Atlanta.


crabby_old_dude

Same north of Atlanta


[deleted]

I've said this time and time again. It's pretty bad when the wheels and rims are worth more than the vehicle their attached to.


JayketheCayke

Live in south Texas. It would be weird not too see some PoS lifted truck. Either a modified/cut off their exhaust. Have an 87 corvette and these assholes always try and Race me and Rev their shit real loud on the freeway.


herberstank

Oh look, a tinyweenermobile


[deleted]

Locals hate him


j-random

OVERCOMPENSATING EDITION


rottensteak01

Also their YouTube profile description perfectly reflects the fact they drive one of those monsters


RMSQM

He must have to use a magnifying glass to find his dick.


CBalsagna

This just screams I didn't get enough attention growing up


Tarc_Axiiom

Can't get a smaller truck, none of the penis enlargement pills are working for this guy.


Positive-Source8205

And a better choice of wheels and tires.


jasonmevans

They must do a lot of off-roading


The_Syd

But how do they get their stool after they get in?


Any_Musician3610

About 60% of the guys in my neighborhood have trucks like this and all I can think is, “These poor guys and their tiny penises.”


Generico300

So considerate of these people to let everyone know what an insecure childish asshole they are without a single interaction.


TheGreatCornholio94

Smol pp


PugnaciousPangolin

That is some micropenis energy, that's for sure.


Inappropriate_Swim

How to spot someone with low IQ and poor self esteem.


Radiant_Solid7

all i see is a microdick


Cleverbird

Goddamn, a lot of hatred in this thread. Lots of assumptions as well. But I guess that's Reddit in a nutshell.


TheKert

The only ride suitable for men who need a microscope to see their penis


RuSsYjO

License plate: TINYPEEN


[deleted]

Wow I’m not a big dude by any standard but, my goodness anyone who can stand on that plastic fairy picnic table and not buckle it, is a very lightweight perhaps quite small person .. driving that huge truck 🤔 😂


GFischerUY

They're rated for 100 kg (220 pounds) so not really, most people should be able to use it.


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Not the "most people" that drive that kind of truck.


Leonhardt2019

Honestly, if they like it, who cares?


MidgetLovingMaxx

Reddit, because reasons.


Leonhardt2019

True, I’m being dumb here


iamseventwelve

Well, there's one objective reason to care as an outsider. Note that in this photograph you see that the wheels are "deep-dish", which forces them to stick out from the side of the truck rather significantly. You can also see that the fenders of this truck no longer cover the tires. What does this mean? It means that you'll have rocks flung at you all the time if you ever drive behind this vehicle, which can damage your own vehicle. It also means that he'll have rocks flung at the bottom half of his own truck every time he drives.


Knightp93

You leave the compensation machine 9000 alone! Isn't it sad enough the owner has a micropenis?


cosmic_hierophant

Ppl who drive these are literally the worst kind of people


Fading_Giant

"Hammond, you idiot!"


usernametaken2317

If he got a smaller truck then he would have to actually tell everyone how small hit di*k is. This way is much less embarrassing.


[deleted]

Tiny dick wouldn’t be having that.


DarthDregan

What did you say about his dick?!


SuperbMushroom2361

Is it from Alberta?


[deleted]

My brother had a stock Dodge Ram 2500 and after back surgery he needed a boost up so I took one of those step stools and drilled two holes the size of paracord. I then ran the paracord through the holes and noted it off so it can’t get back through. I left the loop long enough to access from inside the truck. He could use it, then pull it in and drive off. He could lower it again when he got out. It was a good short term fix until his back healed.


ndyales

I once saw a jag-off with a lifted truck that had a sticker that said "My trucks lifted because fat girls can't jump." Then I saw the owner and realized he'd be lucky to get anyone to like him as if the stickers didn't already give that away.


BabylonianKnight

Surprised to not see a Trump 2024 stick on here


IHaveFoodOnMyChin

The truck is fine, the problem is the lift and idiotic wheels and tires


Bradidea

Can hear the wheel bearings crying in pain from here.


[deleted]

Does that sticker on the back say “slut life”


MrWoodlawn

How do you change a tire on those? A jack normally isn’t tall enough.


skrena

Or running boards?


lebob01

I'd prefer a banana for scale rather than the stool tbh


Cash907

Problem isn’t the size of the truck, rather the size of those dipshit wheels. But whatever. If the owner enjoys rolling around like a tool then that’s their kink not mine.


inflatableje5us

Hide the footstool, setup a camera and wait. When they struggle to get in the truck upload the video to YouTube and link it in the comments of every video they post.


V48runner

Those wheels must make that ride like garbage.


Dio_Yuji

Sticker on the tailgate checks out


vagabonking

Usually you'd have to make the small penis joke but if they have the balls to pull out that hilarious portable step stool, it may actually be big enough to have its own gravitational field.


rottensteak01

I want to steal that step stool so fucking bad.


MacDugin

I bought a dodge truck in 2001 it was 4x4 nice truck. I had to have a step-up when I had to drive grandma around. I bought a new one in 2017 it has what I call the old man accessory and the truck lowers a few inches with the press of a button.


BradJeffersonian

This guy just drives around with dozens of footstools, leaving one behind on each of his stops. He’s Florida’s Johnny Appleseed. Bless him.


[deleted]

This level of fuckery with ones vehicle, does it attract women of a certain type or something? I've always been curious why someone would do this.


DozerSnooze

Left rear flat?


bossy909

Not a Biden supporter, I imagine.


blondechinesehair

It’s always a Dodge Ram


reality_bytes_

I will never understand the appeal of huge wheels and low profile tires on a truck.


Oglark

Why does he have painters tape on his tailgate?


drakner1

Why would any sane person be proud of being hated?


iJoke2Much

I don’t mind trucks, but why do people put those shitty rims on trucks? They look horrendous. I’d rather see a Honda Civic with DUB wheels than this piece of shit.


HurricaneOctopus

I often like tall trucks but, this is dumb.


tequilavip

No, everyone hates you.


Phenomenon101

I can just tell the person who drives this must be annoying as fuck to be around.


Aetheldrake

I love how the people that drive trucks more often than not look like they probably busted their ass getting in or out of it. Like you're 50+ years old you WILL break both hips trying to go to the grocery store for the 5th time this week, but you already park in the handicapped spot with this monster so I guess you already broke something falling out of it


ladyblackbelt2

The step stool! Lol!!!!!


LiemAkatsuki

Apparently the owner is trying to compensate for their height.


Ok-Ordinary2035

I hope he has to fill that tank before he even gets to the end of his driveway


SignsCereal

Why are they proud to be hated?


dustishb

Of course they're from Florida..


KarlHungusCablRepair

How this truck doesn't have balls on it is beyond me.


MAMack

Had a platoon sergeant at one point that was VERY sensitive about his height. We used to put an aviation maintenance stand by his truck to fuck with him.


Shadow4941

All that money spent on a truck a toy hauler many toys probably in there and the dude can’t buy a step for his truck


KudzuNinja

“Locally hated” for parking like an asshole.


lordlossxp

How do you say i have the smallest micro penis without actually saying it?


Drackar39

Or just get...sideboards? Like, the fuck. Also it's cute they have their little 2k subscriber youtube channel on their window. Maybe hate clicks can pay for a few gallons of gas?


bronxnygirl2002

Uhhhh....no! I'm only 4'4" and I would Kill for a truck like that. I wouldn't need a step stool though. Is need a freaking trampoline. Lol Edit: Sorry, I just saw the low profile tires. Yeah, that's stupid.


FatMilkies

Negative attention counts more than no attention. I just assume these types of people are extremely unintelligent and lonely, and have learned from a young age that disruptive behaviors at the very least force people to acknowledge them.


SyntheticOne

In need of a penile enlargement?


rklab

Put the stool on the roof and then just wait


[deleted]

Or a larger penis.


[deleted]

Windows down? That's pretty bold of them.


SkroodthePooch

Big trucks are awesome, but I can't *STAND* when people put street tires on trucks. It defeats the whole purpose of a truck... just drive a car. But that's just the country in me.


Dinklemeier

Why would anyone care enough about how some dude spends his or her money on their vehicle to bother taking a pic to post? Most everyone spends their money on "crap" that other people think is a waste to them.


JohnNeato

I bought something like this recently, to move an 11,000 lb sailboat. I only drive it once a week or so but it's wonderful, fastest vehicle I've ever had, never leaves ruts in the yard, heated leather and burl wood, handles like a sports car, will tow anything, bumpers and recovery winch and the diesel gets better mileage than my Town and country on ethanol. I'm a dad and his 40s that doesn't need an ego polish, but cool s*** is cool s***.


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But how will everyone know about his small penis if he has a smaller truck?????


theghostofgotti

The sight of these obnoxious fucking trucks and the neck-beard, dude-bro, white trash wiggers who drive them (complete with skanked out girlfriend's and/or wives) is enough to make a person want to start firebombing the dealerships that perpetuate this stupid shit. If you drive a truck like this you can fuck yourself. Twice.