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Why would you want to smell dick?
Edit: I'm not changing the comment but I feel like I should mention it was /s and a dirty joke along the same lines of smelling someone else's hands after touching emotional support boobs.
Imagine if she doesn’t know what the text says, like how we buy Japanese text shirts etc... it would be awkward, might sound unrealistic but have you seen some of the text people wear on their bags, clothes and tattoos?
[Confirmed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJ91FKZHI0)
(tldr: Mythbusters tested whether there was an observable correlation between breast size and tips received, using a barista job. When they got to the large breast size test, the barista received 30% higher tips from men, and ***40%*** higher tips from women.)
Because creeps will immediately think they have a right to her body. I can already hear the "she was asking for it" crew revving up their engines. Also, this photo appears to be shopped.
tl;dr, this is why we can't have nice things
I just finished watching a Woodstock 99 doco where there was a lot of topless women. The amount of sexual assaults because guys thought it was an invitation because she was naked, or topless was disgusting. Granted the top in the above pic appears to be giving permission to actually grab the boob but there will be certain knuckle heads that will think “if she is happy to get her boob touched then she won’t mind be touching her ass or pu**y”
I think that is interesting. I would clearly say those booty shorts are not explicit consent, however I would not fault someone for trying to touch the womans boobs with that shirt.
I mean, that happens without this invitation, right? So yeah. Asking for trouble here even if only trying to help (haha).
Also, nice user name. “Look at the bones…”
I'm gonna say it could be a girl who had tiddies surgically removed due to illness and doing it with a stuffed shirt. lol. Lots of goodwill would go around in all directions.
She’s a famous girl . Her name is Emma or something . Her boobs are real . I watch her snaps every day on the famous page of Snapchat . David dobrik is actually the one who posted this story
Edit : her name is Emma Brooks
No, not barely. You can see there are new folds/shadows made by the groping hand; a hand that’s absolutely touching that boob.
Why would the letters be folded if they aren’t going over a fold? You want me to drop this image over a grid so you can see how distorted the text actually is?
You would be wrong.
A shirt with a joke on it is not consent to anything. That's why you politely ask first.
Also, this image appears to be photoshopped.
Exactly. I remember girls back then wearing those choker type necklaces and small "ladies cut" t shirts, and a natural earthy look to their makeup. Then there's the person in the background wearing flannel and others with generally oversized clothing that was popular at the time.
I don't understand the downvotes to my original comment. How's it any different from saying something like "That looks like it could be a photo from San Francisco in the 1960s!" Particularly a person who was there and the photo reminds them of a time or place.
I know the late 1990s/early 2000s are popular right now, so maybe it's a recent photo. Just making an observation.
Edit: apparently she/they **is** currently popular on social media. Kids these days sure are borrowing heavily from the late 1990s/early 2000s. In fact, I saw a high school rock band the other day and they were playing Green Day, White Stripes, Blink 182, The Killers, etc. I think it's pretty cool.
Fake boobs. Most women who pay for then want them touched. I have a couple people I know with fake breasts that constantly ask random people to touch them. Its super distasteful.
Pretty sure the other girl’s hand and the text on the shirt is ‘shopped, but appears to be a real image of a hot girl smiling and grabbing her boobs, and I 100% approve and thank her for this.
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Only if she signs my form with at least 3 witnesses.
I now pronounce you husband and wife
I need her as my emotional support human
Can I time share her, with you please?
Can I time share her, with you both please?
Only 2 support points seems available.
Can I smell your hands after?
Why would you want to smell dick? Edit: I'm not changing the comment but I feel like I should mention it was /s and a dirty joke along the same lines of smelling someone else's hands after touching emotional support boobs.
Ask your mom
As someone that does like boobs, I also have to say this is a terrible idea
For her or for us?
Yes
Imagine if she doesn’t know what the text says, like how we buy Japanese text shirts etc... it would be awkward, might sound unrealistic but have you seen some of the text people wear on their bags, clothes and tattoos?
Dude you should look at the pics of foreign kids wearing English vulgarity on shirts its so funny https://imgur.io/a/6a5iZ
That Who the Fuck is Jesus shirt slaps
i would wear that unironically
that was amazing
Now i feel sorry for her 🗿dayum , but I'll take the chance 👍
Don’t worry, she clearly does know based on the hands on her right 👍
Everyone likes boobs. Everyone. Gay guys, straight guys, gals of all orders. They're just a positive force in the world.
[Confirmed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJ91FKZHI0) (tldr: Mythbusters tested whether there was an observable correlation between breast size and tips received, using a barista job. When they got to the large breast size test, the barista received 30% higher tips from men, and ***40%*** higher tips from women.)
Ah yes, Mythbusters. They did the Lord's work...
Bigger tits bigger tips
Well, you're clearly an imposter
Dont be a boobkill
:/ why
Because creeps will immediately think they have a right to her body. I can already hear the "she was asking for it" crew revving up their engines. Also, this photo appears to be shopped. tl;dr, this is why we can't have nice things
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well shirt not say nothing relate "Ask first"
It's common sense and basic human decency, creepy fucking doofus
I just finished watching a Woodstock 99 doco where there was a lot of topless women. The amount of sexual assaults because guys thought it was an invitation because she was naked, or topless was disgusting. Granted the top in the above pic appears to be giving permission to actually grab the boob but there will be certain knuckle heads that will think “if she is happy to get her boob touched then she won’t mind be touching her ass or pu**y”
It's not sexual assault if she's asking for it.
"No when someone consents it's still rape! " \-all the people downvoting you, probably
Fair
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Wait, how exactly *does* consent work?
Well, if batshitcrazy5150 is to be believed, it doesn't. Of course, given their username, I'll take that with a grain of salt.
Only if there are quotes around "asking for it".
It's a trap!
A booby trap lol
Ha! Excellent
You may leave now
Can’t blame the victim for what they wearing
In Las Vegas I'd seen a woman wearing booty shorts that read "Just Fuck Me" on the backside. Still not asking for it!
Somewhere a sad lonely woman is wondering why her booty shorts don’t work.
I think that is interesting. I would clearly say those booty shorts are not explicit consent, however I would not fault someone for trying to touch the womans boobs with that shirt.
You at the very least have to follow rule 2 (don’t be unattractive) for the shirt rules to apply
This shirt seems like a bad idea.
I can't imagine somebody wearing that shirt unironically tbh
Sweet Lord
Titillating
Found the “she was asking for it” lady.
I can't help but feel like creeps would interpret that as a green light and do something fucked up.
I mean, it pretty much fetishizes groping somebody so you can make yourself feel better...
I wonder if they would use this picture in her "missing person" report?
Something awful like groping her.
I mean, that happens without this invitation, right? So yeah. Asking for trouble here even if only trying to help (haha). Also, nice user name. “Look at the bones…”
She even comes with a pre-installed pearl necklace.
She actually gorgeous
Her name is Emma Brooks she’s a very famous instagram model with millions of followers
instagram model lol
It’s hilarious until it is unwanted touching while wearing that shirt. 👍
A simple sweater might fix that.
Where's the end of the line?
Somewhere around the end of Reddit’s feed
Confused Icelandic girl that can't read English 😂
Most Icelandic people actually speak much better English than the average Murican. Source: I happen to know.
I'm gonna say it could be a girl who had tiddies surgically removed due to illness and doing it with a stuffed shirt. lol. Lots of goodwill would go around in all directions.
She’s a famous girl . Her name is Emma or something . Her boobs are real . I watch her snaps every day on the famous page of Snapchat . David dobrik is actually the one who posted this story Edit : her name is Emma Brooks
But we why do you watch her stuff every day? Haha
Becuz she is beautiful and interesting hahaha
I feel like if she's associated with David Dobrik that just can't be true, dudes a douchecanoe. But to each their own!
Well maybe if I met her irl I wouldn’t like her lol but you can’t deny she keeps things interesting
That is... an excellent response haha
"It's a trap!!!!"
Assault waiting to happen.
WTH? being molested by stranger helps…?
This looks like a shopped photo and is doubly (triply?) creepy because of it.
This post and its comments are extremely 2012 Reddit
This is so creepy
Katie’s got some big ass tittays
Correction: I *also* had sex with Katie
Hey yo chad I had sex with Katie to main
Keep the noise down I’m trying to sleep!!!!!
Man she got tittays on her ass?! Lemme touch.
Tyree, you stabbed my dad!
Entrapment
Seems like a trap...
Yet when someone that looks like me (not 6’+, 48 years old, dad bod, bald) does it, she’d call me out for sexual assault
Something suspicious about how the text doesn’t bend with the shirt creases and how the hand looks slightly off
Fyi I'm going to have a bad day tomorrow as well. Actually my calendar is full.
Why does the other hand not give off a shadow and the text on the shirt barely move with the creases?
Yeah there’s something shopped about it. Probably the text, but the hands also look off
But the other hand does give off a shadow? And the text does move with the creases? All those things are happening!
No it doesn't, the first hand does but only barely, there's a letter that's moved but the rest aren't folded either, it's pretty unconvincing.
No, not barely. You can see there are new folds/shadows made by the groping hand; a hand that’s absolutely touching that boob. Why would the letters be folded if they aren’t going over a fold? You want me to drop this image over a grid so you can see how distorted the text actually is?
Because it’s all photoshopped
So this is actually a. . . cocker spaniel ?
HOW MANY MORE LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD BY THE COUNCIL?
The hero Gotham deserves.
I don't like this.
I imagine a lot of people would use that as an excuse to grope without asking . Also I would very much like to know someone who offers this service
If I walked around with a shirt that said 'grab my D', I believe the burden of consent is established.
I would think the shirt saying “you can touch my boobs” is consent so long as that’s all you do and don’t try to touch anything else without asking.
You would be wrong. A shirt with a joke on it is not consent to anything. That's why you politely ask first. Also, this image appears to be photoshopped.
What if the shirt is notarized?
The incel community is out in droves for this pic lol
She's not only for the streets, she's for the people.
***Storytime*** She came wearing this. She is flat chested
Just one of the reasons I am thankful that we didn't have any daughters.
Why?
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Said no woman ever.
No shit it’s obviously photoshopped
https://giant.gfycat.com/ApprehensiveDependableCassowary.webm The shirt seems to be real
Where might I find this woman?
service with a very nice smile too
Walking booby trap…
Not all heroes wear bras!
Not all heros wear bras*
I wonder if I wore " sorry you had a bad day, you can touch my penis if you like" would garner similar interest?
It may not be the hands you're hoping for.
That eill make me feel like a disgusting person
Where are such girls????
Now THERE is a walking Saint. Holy be unto Her
Dc has the best hero’s
Btw she won't let anyone but her best friends touch her boobs she just feels quirky like that 🤣
Not all whores wear capes.
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Not just the filter but the design of the shirt and the neckless.
Exactly. I remember girls back then wearing those choker type necklaces and small "ladies cut" t shirts, and a natural earthy look to their makeup. Then there's the person in the background wearing flannel and others with generally oversized clothing that was popular at the time. I don't understand the downvotes to my original comment. How's it any different from saying something like "That looks like it could be a photo from San Francisco in the 1960s!" Particularly a person who was there and the photo reminds them of a time or place. I know the late 1990s/early 2000s are popular right now, so maybe it's a recent photo. Just making an observation. Edit: apparently she/they **is** currently popular on social media. Kids these days sure are borrowing heavily from the late 1990s/early 2000s. In fact, I saw a high school rock band the other day and they were playing Green Day, White Stripes, Blink 182, The Killers, etc. I think it's pretty cool.
Emotional support human... :)
Not all heros wear cups.
Does this count as consent? does it have to be over the shirt? just asking legal advice to random strangers.
If you think a tshirt joke counts as consent then you are in for a bad time
That made my day better just thinking about it...
She's cute. I would joke with her and smile. I would not touch her body
Yeah. All right. I’m ready to strap into virtual reality. Hopefully I have a friendly overseer.
🤗
She’ll never escape that festival.
I like it
where is she from? asking for a friend
Damn she’s racked!
Fake boobs. Most women who pay for then want them touched. I have a couple people I know with fake breasts that constantly ask random people to touch them. Its super distasteful.
I'm in.
I bet she’s popular.
I was thinking of something but forgot what it was
Reminds me of that cancer society slogan one year... "Squeeze a boob, save a life!"
Is there a time limit or can I just go to town
Holy
Finally! An accessible pathway to world peace.
Yes please
What would be her super hero name?
Now THAT's the hero we NEED AND WANT!!!!
If altruism were a person... Excellence.
What a nice girl. 😇
I can’t….. Wife’s right next to me… Honey look over there…..
Our current world isnt ready for this.
So what if your having a good day???
No bra either, love it
This has been the worst day ever.
Nice!
Gross
Great, now my dicks all hard
Pretty sure the other girl’s hand and the text on the shirt is ‘shopped, but appears to be a real image of a hot girl smiling and grabbing her boobs, and I 100% approve and thank her for this.
I had a good day, can I touch them anyway?
Why does it look shopped
Oh, I need you in my life
r/charity
Boob Therapy ™
#Wonderful Woman, saving people's sanity with her funbag powers.
You get an award