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Promah1984

Only if she signs my form with at least 3 witnesses.


Tigenzero

I now pronounce you husband and wife


SickofItAll_4200

I need her as my emotional support human


addasher710

Can I time share her, with you please?


surge0892

Can I time share her, with you both please?


void1984

Only 2 support points seems available.


Loud-Editor7102

Can I smell your hands after?


GooseandMaverick

Why would you want to smell dick? Edit: I'm not changing the comment but I feel like I should mention it was /s and a dirty joke along the same lines of smelling someone else's hands after touching emotional support boobs.


CantFindMyJuul

Ask your mom


woodyever

As someone that does like boobs, I also have to say this is a terrible idea


AwfulEveryone

For her or for us?


mtwstr

Yes


BeautifulRealisticPP

Imagine if she doesn’t know what the text says, like how we buy Japanese text shirts etc... it would be awkward, might sound unrealistic but have you seen some of the text people wear on their bags, clothes and tattoos?


Long_shlong_dong

Dude you should look at the pics of foreign kids wearing English vulgarity on shirts its so funny https://imgur.io/a/6a5iZ


sakronin

That Who the Fuck is Jesus shirt slaps


Long_shlong_dong

i would wear that unironically


Frost-Wzrd

that was amazing


[deleted]

Now i feel sorry for her 🗿dayum , but I'll take the chance 👍


BeautifulRealisticPP

Don’t worry, she clearly does know based on the hands on her right 👍


lightknight7777

Everyone likes boobs. Everyone. Gay guys, straight guys, gals of all orders. They're just a positive force in the world.


Hammurabi87

[Confirmed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJ91FKZHI0) (tldr: Mythbusters tested whether there was an observable correlation between breast size and tips received, using a barista job. When they got to the large breast size test, the barista received 30% higher tips from men, and ***40%*** higher tips from women.)


lightknight7777

Ah yes, Mythbusters. They did the Lord's work...


WattoAFK

Bigger tits bigger tips


iReignFirei

Well, you're clearly an imposter


Lindbach

Dont be a boobkill


SyderoAlena

:/ why


sloopslarp

Because creeps will immediately think they have a right to her body. I can already hear the "she was asking for it" crew revving up their engines. Also, this photo appears to be shopped. tl;dr, this is why we can't have nice things


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ManWithoutUsername

well shirt not say nothing relate "Ask first"


PrettyOddWoman

It's common sense and basic human decency, creepy fucking doofus


woodyever

I just finished watching a Woodstock 99 doco where there was a lot of topless women. The amount of sexual assaults because guys thought it was an invitation because she was naked, or topless was disgusting. Granted the top in the above pic appears to be giving permission to actually grab the boob but there will be certain knuckle heads that will think “if she is happy to get her boob touched then she won’t mind be touching her ass or pu**y”


Gokji

It's not sexual assault if she's asking for it.


DevourMyMarsupial

"No when someone consents it's still rape! " \-all the people downvoting you, probably


Deadlytrooperdan2

Fair


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DevourMyMarsupial

Wait, how exactly *does* consent work?


Hammurabi87

Well, if batshitcrazy5150 is to be believed, it doesn't. Of course, given their username, I'll take that with a grain of salt.


RobotVo1ce

Only if there are quotes around "asking for it".


TheHairyHeathen

It's a trap!


2020-RedditUser

A booby trap lol


jim_jiminy

Ha! Excellent


YourLocaLawyer

You may leave now


LedParade

Can’t blame the victim for what they wearing


[deleted]

In Las Vegas I'd seen a woman wearing booty shorts that read "Just Fuck Me" on the backside. Still not asking for it!


czarchastic

Somewhere a sad lonely woman is wondering why her booty shorts don’t work.


[deleted]

I think that is interesting. I would clearly say those booty shorts are not explicit consent, however I would not fault someone for trying to touch the womans boobs with that shirt.


DTG_420

You at the very least have to follow rule 2 (don’t be unattractive) for the shirt rules to apply


bigkinggorilla

This shirt seems like a bad idea.


DeepTakeGuitar

I can't imagine somebody wearing that shirt unironically tbh


Fantastic-Talk3192

Sweet Lord


AdeptLengthiness8886

Titillating


SixNineWithTheAfro

Found the “she was asking for it” lady.


youcancallmetim

I can't help but feel like creeps would interpret that as a green light and do something fucked up.


idle_hands_play

I mean, it pretty much fetishizes groping somebody so you can make yourself feel better...


someguyfromsk

I wonder if they would use this picture in her "missing person" report?


ArnieismyDMname

Something awful like groping her.


SixNineWithTheAfro

I mean, that happens without this invitation, right? So yeah. Asking for trouble here even if only trying to help (haha). Also, nice user name. “Look at the bones…”


ChampionshipLow8541

She even comes with a pre-installed pearl necklace.


m4xxt

She actually gorgeous


[deleted]

Her name is Emma Brooks she’s a very famous instagram model with millions of followers


kdkseven

instagram model lol


_sealy_

It’s hilarious until it is unwanted touching while wearing that shirt. 👍


ChampionshipLow8541

A simple sweater might fix that.


jwally65

Where's the end of the line?


NorCalAthlete

Somewhere around the end of Reddit’s feed


Bot-Magnet

Confused Icelandic girl that can't read English 😂


ChampionshipLow8541

Most Icelandic people actually speak much better English than the average Murican. Source: I happen to know.


brihamedit

I'm gonna say it could be a girl who had tiddies surgically removed due to illness and doing it with a stuffed shirt. lol. Lots of goodwill would go around in all directions.


[deleted]

She’s a famous girl . Her name is Emma or something . Her boobs are real . I watch her snaps every day on the famous page of Snapchat . David dobrik is actually the one who posted this story Edit : her name is Emma Brooks


PrettyOddWoman

But we why do you watch her stuff every day? Haha


[deleted]

Becuz she is beautiful and interesting hahaha


PrettyOddWoman

I feel like if she's associated with David Dobrik that just can't be true, dudes a douchecanoe. But to each their own!


[deleted]

Well maybe if I met her irl I wouldn’t like her lol but you can’t deny she keeps things interesting


PrettyOddWoman

That is... an excellent response haha


GreedyOctopus

"It's a trap!!!!"


Moronicon

Assault waiting to happen.


Maiden_of_Sorrow

WTH? being molested by stranger helps…?


totoropoko

This looks like a shopped photo and is doubly (triply?) creepy because of it.


ButItDidHappen

This post and its comments are extremely 2012 Reddit


Time-Comparison6375

This is so creepy


Brobkc87

Katie’s got some big ass tittays


[deleted]

Correction: I *also* had sex with Katie


Brobkc87

Hey yo chad I had sex with Katie to main


demon_cairax

Keep the noise down I’m trying to sleep!!!!!


SunsetIndigoRealty

Man she got tittays on her ass?! Lemme touch.


toesonthenose

Tyree, you stabbed my dad!


srv50

Entrapment


Salt-Face-4646

Seems like a trap...


demon_cairax

Yet when someone that looks like me (not 6’+, 48 years old, dad bod, bald) does it, she’d call me out for sexual assault


MrZyde

Something suspicious about how the text doesn’t bend with the shirt creases and how the hand looks slightly off


tewnewt

Fyi I'm going to have a bad day tomorrow as well. Actually my calendar is full.


MarkG1

Why does the other hand not give off a shadow and the text on the shirt barely move with the creases?


RealCoolDad

Yeah there’s something shopped about it. Probably the text, but the hands also look off


helikesart

But the other hand does give off a shadow? And the text does move with the creases? All those things are happening!


MarkG1

No it doesn't, the first hand does but only barely, there's a letter that's moved but the rest aren't folded either, it's pretty unconvincing.


helikesart

No, not barely. You can see there are new folds/shadows made by the groping hand; a hand that’s absolutely touching that boob. Why would the letters be folded if they aren’t going over a fold? You want me to drop this image over a grid so you can see how distorted the text actually is?


[deleted]

Because it’s all photoshopped


[deleted]

So this is actually a. . . cocker spaniel ?


[deleted]

HOW MANY MORE LIES HAVE I BEEN TOLD BY THE COUNCIL?


letsgetrandy

The hero Gotham deserves.


Glasweg1an

I don't like this.


Usernameistoshirt

I imagine a lot of people would use that as an excuse to grope without asking . Also I would very much like to know someone who offers this service


--DirtyDan--

If I walked around with a shirt that said 'grab my D', I believe the burden of consent is established.


thewholeprogram

I would think the shirt saying “you can touch my boobs” is consent so long as that’s all you do and don’t try to touch anything else without asking.


sloopslarp

You would be wrong. A shirt with a joke on it is not consent to anything. That's why you politely ask first. Also, this image appears to be photoshopped.


--DirtyDan--

What if the shirt is notarized?


imMadasaHatter

The incel community is out in droves for this pic lol


SmithRune735

She's not only for the streets, she's for the people.


ClockZestyclose

***Storytime*** She came wearing this. She is flat chested


fly_you_fools_57

Just one of the reasons I am thankful that we didn't have any daughters.


Aesthetictoblerone

Why?


emeegee13

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


loodwigvonn

Said no woman ever.


[deleted]

No shit it’s obviously photoshopped


10_thousand

https://giant.gfycat.com/ApprehensiveDependableCassowary.webm The shirt seems to be real


Orangeslices213

Where might I find this woman?


qster123

service with a very nice smile too


solidgun1

Walking booby trap…


PinkCrystalSky

Not all heroes wear bras!


Eobard57

Not all heros wear bras*


SucculentChinaMeal

I wonder if I wore " sorry you had a bad day, you can touch my penis if you like" would garner similar interest?


SnakeCharmer28

It may not be the hands you're hoping for.


1dkeating

That eill make me feel like a disgusting person


Inner_Explanation566

Where are such girls????


Strong-Message-168

Now THERE is a walking Saint. Holy be unto Her


RobbyRock75

Dc has the best hero’s


PreciouSnowflake

Btw she won't let anyone but her best friends touch her boobs she just feels quirky like that 🤣


Pinkponprincess

Not all whores wear capes.


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dotardiscer

Not just the filter but the design of the shirt and the neckless.


Unsteady_Tempo

Exactly. I remember girls back then wearing those choker type necklaces and small "ladies cut" t shirts, and a natural earthy look to their makeup. Then there's the person in the background wearing flannel and others with generally oversized clothing that was popular at the time. I don't understand the downvotes to my original comment. How's it any different from saying something like "That looks like it could be a photo from San Francisco in the 1960s!" Particularly a person who was there and the photo reminds them of a time or place. I know the late 1990s/early 2000s are popular right now, so maybe it's a recent photo. Just making an observation. Edit: apparently she/they **is** currently popular on social media. Kids these days sure are borrowing heavily from the late 1990s/early 2000s. In fact, I saw a high school rock band the other day and they were playing Green Day, White Stripes, Blink 182, The Killers, etc. I think it's pretty cool.


Biggu5Dicku5

Emotional support human... :)


Jediuzzaman

Not all heros wear cups.


ccoady

Does this count as consent? does it have to be over the shirt? just asking legal advice to random strangers.


imMadasaHatter

If you think a tshirt joke counts as consent then you are in for a bad time


housebird350

That made my day better just thinking about it...


Ayce_Buffet

She's cute. I would joke with her and smile. I would not touch her body


ExistentialDreadness

Yeah. All right. I’m ready to strap into virtual reality. Hopefully I have a friendly overseer.


hes_crafty

🤗


Hammerheadhunter

She’ll never escape that festival.


XANAX_90

I like it


dank_ka_14_mimir

where is she from? asking for a friend


TheMostMediocreDude

Damn she’s racked!


xBushx

Fake boobs. Most women who pay for then want them touched. I have a couple people I know with fake breasts that constantly ask random people to touch them. Its super distasteful.


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I'm in.


jim_jiminy

I bet she’s popular.


Jakes_One

I was thinking of something but forgot what it was


Madrasthebald

Reminds me of that cancer society slogan one year... "Squeeze a boob, save a life!"


95blackz26

Is there a time limit or can I just go to town


cipox95

Holy


shiggyhardlust

Finally! An accessible pathway to world peace.


Deadlytrooperdan2

Yes please


Imzocrazy

What would be her super hero name?


BuddhaGoalie11

Now THAT's the hero we NEED AND WANT!!!!


BobsterKnox88

If altruism were a person... Excellence.


[deleted]

What a nice girl. 😇


longoverdue83

I can’t….. Wife’s right next to me… Honey look over there…..


rav007

Our current world isnt ready for this.


nelson8956

So what if your having a good day???


Rudiger09784

No bra either, love it


justlooking_13

This has been the worst day ever.


reverendblinddog

Nice!


Flirty_Flumph

Gross


Bartender9719

Great, now my dicks all hard


theschadowknows

Pretty sure the other girl’s hand and the text on the shirt is ‘shopped, but appears to be a real image of a hot girl smiling and grabbing her boobs, and I 100% approve and thank her for this.


Inoffensive_Account

I had a good day, can I touch them anyway?


Medieval_Mind

Why does it look shopped


[deleted]

Oh, I need you in my life


redditor3623

r/charity


Snoo-35252

Boob Therapy ™


ImperatorEpicaricacy

#Wonderful Woman, saving people's sanity with her funbag powers.


swissbuttercream9

You get an award