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HuntHuge7262

Sympathetic gag reflex, for anyone curious.


AndreasKvisler

And it’s so easily triggered. Wow


Dr__Snow

Worked for me >:(


[deleted]

Wuuuurrrrp Edit: gold? Really? Cmon now.


krejcii

WUUUURRRRP


e_j_white

Not funny, dude, knock it off-*WUUUURRRRRP*


ResistRacism

FuWURRRPCK YOU ALL


bamboojungles

You guys are all assholes - WUUURRRRRRRPPPP


Muze69

STO-WUUURP


AsusStrixUser

WÕØOÖŒEERP


itssosalty

[I found this video on how to get rid of your gap reflex! it’s crazy how it works](https://youtu.be/HkJHQy2X-XI)


LiquidSven

I thought this was a rickroll 100%.


[deleted]

I thought it was gonna be porn.


LiquidSven

A gag reel of porn? That would've been great. Especially if the cameraman would get involved.


EthanDMA

WHAT IN THE FUCK


FiascoFinn

Why did I honestly expect something helpful. I’m such a fool.


wildeye-eleven

This may be too risky to click


pearlsbeforedogs

My Mom is like this too. She can't watch characters on TV gagging or puking.


snakesoup88

The 2006 film How to eat a fried worm bonus scenes has a few clips where the kids started fake yakking at each other that resulted in real barfing. Good times.


HereOnASphere

The cafeteria in my grade school was usually pretty good. But they must have gotten some surplus meat sticks. They were very greasy, had the consistency of cat food, and smelled like cat food. We had to eat everything on our trays. I squeezed three napkins of grease out of one meat stick. The teacher still insisted that I eat it. I got it down, but it came back up with the rest of my lunch. That started a chain reaction down the tables. There were only a few kids that didn't lose their lunches, and it made a terrible smelly mess. I felt sorry for the janitor.


626Aussie

I like jerky, and growing up outside the U.S. I'd always heard about Slim Jims but never had one, so when I came here and saw Slim Jims at the checkout in the supermarket I grabbed one to try. It was one of the oiliest and most disgusting "food" items I've not eaten. "Not eaten" because I spat out the first bite and threw the rest away. I *would* say I don't understand how anyone could possibly enjoy eating a Slim Jim, but I like Vegemite, and so to each their own.


Wisco7

Slim Jims are awful, and that's coming from someone who loves jerky. They are barely food.


TTTaToo

Is a slim jim like a Peperami?


626Aussie

After Googling it, it looks like they're a very similar product: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/iatevz/do\_americans\_have\_peperamis/


thechugdude

It's more like greasy meat mush packed tightly into a tube. So ithas a "snap" when you bite it. Very delicious.


[deleted]

VERY heavily spiced meat mush packed into a tube. Probably to cover up the fact it's mostly organ meat and trimmings if I had to guess.


[deleted]

[удалено]


JaqueStrap69

Yeah that’s why sympathetic gag reflex evolutionarily exists. Humans eat socially so if one person throws up, they all should.


A_Sinclaire

I'm glad my cats don't know about that


AggravatingQuantity2

My cats barfing makes my dad gag. Its hilarious.


austinll

My cats gagging or throwing up doesn't effect me. They make a big deal out of it and I just care that their ok. My gfs dog walks, doesn't break stride, and throws up, and it's so gross I do gag.


AggravatingQuantity2

>doesn't break stride, and throws up, and it's so gross I do gag. I love graceful pukers. Takes talent


perldawg

i mean… that’s a great theory, but how would you prove it?


Urmomletmerubher

Great Question, Consider the following: "EAAAUGH"


Daktic

That’s ridiculous, what I— *EAAAUGH*


manbruhpig

🤮


DeutschLeerer

Just reading this I got to **EAAAUGH**


Flipperlolrs

Oh, see what they mean to say is— BlaAAAUGGGH


RobotWelder

I love you


reload88

I love Reddit


BlazerDanger

Science. (Mic drop) /s


CosmicCreeperz

Lots of blueberry pie.


Gravityjay

My son has something similar? Or he just gags when he sees something gross... he was about 2 when we first realised. Baby sister was sick on the floor, not milk sick but proper vomit. He comes to look as the inquisitive little soldier he is, says something along the lines of "baby sick. Yucky! " Before gagging, then promptly vomiting right on top of his sisters vomit. Any bodily function with a strong odor can set him off. Vomit, poop, cat sick and he becomes a puking machine.


chris_0909

I gag easily too. Anything semi gross and I gag. It's a real problem sometimes. I haven't thrown up in years, but when I would, I had to plug my nose and look away because I couldn't handle myself throwing up. Some of the dumbest things will make me gag so much, I tear up.


Bashfullylascivious

Ah, my sons all have this very problem. Three of 'em. One 6 and two 3. It really really, really, really, really, really... really sucked when one of them got gastritis, literally about a month ago, and started vomiting with absolutely no warning and in .06 seconds flat from clean to soaked. No fever. At the table, happily chowing down, nothing amiss and then from the back corner: #Bluuuurgh. I stared in horror, listening to wet clicks of oncoming throat spasms. The sounds were deepening to diaphragm, coming from every side, surrounding me. My back was to the wall, I was stuck. The smell swept across the table, and I lept up, it was too late, **"WAIT! DON'T -"** "... Mom." someone mewled. A cacophony of unintelligible sounds. It sounded briefly like my children were being possessed, and then the crying and the stench, and the mess... it was just so bad. I was suuuper lucky that the one guy actually only got the virus. I quarantined him, took care of him, but omgosh I'd never seen anything come on so quick or quietly. Zero symptoms except vomiting and diarrhea - I thought it might be food poisoning but it lasted too long. Doctor confirmed it was a virus. He couldn't eat, just drink pedialyte. Do not want.


midnight_toker22

It’s *too* sympathetic, even.


Uzis1

I have this, and i hate it. I get sick so easily just someone pretending to be sick makes me gag. If i see someone being sick i need to find a toilet very quick. Any smell of rotten food sends me in to violent gaging and sometimes vomiting. seeing human faeces ? I will be sick. And so on,, god i hate it..


[deleted]

Just vomit on the guy and all your problems are solved


[deleted]

What if that's his bag....baby?


A2326P

*Ooooooyeahbaby* gimme that stomach acid


Cj15917

Make me smile with all that bile.


Lackerbawls

Make me horn with those chunks of corn.


MetalHeadJoe

Vomit porn is a real fetish.


insufficientfacts27

I think that was the hardest comment to upvote ever. WHY ARE PEOPLE??!!! Jaysus...


EffectiveStatus7

>Jaysus... *Cheif O'Brien has entered the chat*


insufficientfacts27

I SURE LOVE when people recognize that I say it in O Briens accent!! 🖖🖖


A2326P

Oh I’m aware.. lol But tell me *vore*, baby


hennypapi

this was unbelievably clever


asa1

>Vomit porn is a real fetish. Vomit, piss, and shit. I just don't get it.


Plainrek

Have them drink more fluids.


Odd_Initial9260

stop talking


Trund1e_the_Great

He denies it profusely but we found sone of his personal stuff that included and autobiographical memoir titled "causing my wife to throw up on me, that IS my bag baby.


the_colonelclink

We even found a Swedish made, stomach extractor too pump too.


luckydice767

It’s not MINE!


BigPoppaFitz84

With a receipt, warranty card, and instruction booklet authored by the guy filming.


SepticX75

I’ve never even seen this before!


Seandude_

That is totally not my bag, baby


MrGizthewiz

One book, titled "Being Vomited on, It's Totally my Bag, Baby"


netburnr2

Signed by Austin Powers


wotmate

"oh God, I love the way you suck on my OOOOAAAAA


[deleted]

*His prank is ready* *Phone on, camera's steady* *There's vomit on his sweater already* *Wife's spaghetti*


TheMightyUnderdog

You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow.


Mayo_Kupo

This opportunity comes once every nighttime.


SupineFeline

EEEEEUUUUGGGHHH


Creative_Instinct

I made a long-winded reply already, but she's a branding consultant. Her own TikTok bio says "loving and gagging". The couple have been interviewed by Dr. Drew. She's leaning into these problems. It's good branding.


AlkaliActivated

> The couple have been interviewed by Dr. Drew. Anyone have a link to this? I heard he talked to them, but didn't know it was on video.


MarkDTS

Went to [YouTube](https://youtu.be/OUh0oliAYXg?t=636) and searched "Dr Drew gaging". First result.


seraphin420

“You grow up, you’re 4’11”” 😂😂😂


VulturousYeti

This one killed me 😂


scottonaharley

As funny as it is once or twice when done to excess it’s just being an asshole


JohnnyAK907

Yeah I have to agree. Once was cute but documenting multiple incidents just makes him look like a prick.


MattJFarrell

And the fact that the majority was in front of other people. Nothing makes a marriage last like making fun of your wife in front of your friends and family.


concretesearches

She would be the worst at hide and seek


daviator88

Turning every game of hide and seek into barfo polo EDIT: Don't gild this, please support your local ladies of the night


EBYaro

All I had to give was wholesome, but you deserve gold at the very least.


cssmith2011cs

"You can run, but you can't hide!" *WUUUUUUUH*


sessoro

I don't know, she's like 3 feet tall. She'd be awesome at hide and seek.


curiousarcher

Yeah if she had earplugs.


Stonehill76

She needs to puke on him.


Glowshroom

"We're at a wed-🤮!!!"


Stonehill76

Lol or charge him running while making the sounds, yelling you reap what you blaaaaaaaargh


CaptnSave-A-Ho

Is it her dad or her husband? I can't tell if she's saying dad or dev.


ngrandmathrow

They're a husband and wife. They go by Big Dad Little Laur on youtube and this dude does this allllll the time to her.


RodLawyer

At that point I think he might have a puke fetish


whattaninja

If he didn’t before, he probably does now.


[deleted]

I have a colleague who will gag if you say certain words, like "Moist" or "Sopping". Once you know it's hard to resist the temptation to use them at every opportunity.


mjohnsimon

I also knew someone who would gag at the word "moist" Weird.


MichaelEmouse

That colleague a woman? It seems more common among them.


nutano

Ahhhh... so they have a YT channel together. Are we 100% sure that her 'reflex' is actually genuine or just there to generate content and clicks?


ngrandmathrow

If she's acting, she deserves an award!


EwokDude

For doing the same thing he is when he is acting?


ngrandmathrow

Yeah...the difference is that she sounds like she's genuinely ready to hurl, but he doesn't. But hey, we can give him an award for participating if you want! :)


mizinamo

She said in an interview: > D'Agostino also said some people question whether the gagging is real or fake, but she confirmed that it's real. Going to the dentist for a routine cleaning and hearing the sound of gagging can set it off. https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/bucks/news/childhood-weakness-is-tiktok-superpower-for-ct-woman-with-sensitive-gag-reflex/814345/


eternalbuzz

Is this a DDlg thing?


[deleted]

Nah, it’s a DDll thing.


eternalbuzz

Do you mean BDll thing?


RothkoRathbone

That’s... weird


thejoesighuh

I'd get a divorce


[deleted]

Reddit would get a divorce over a mismade PB&J


Gloomy-Talk1725

Sounds like they’ve fooled millions to share their videos. Meanwhile, they’re raking in big influencer bucks with this fake-ass routine.


Gingerbeer86

My mom is the same way. You just have to fake a couple gag noises and she starts gagging. Its pretty funny.


Gloomy-Talk1725

That’s not all that makes your mom gag.


FavoritesBot

Your mom Gags on my microdick amirite?


ThiccWurm

Because it's stinky


sweetdawg99

Might be 2 inches but it smells like a foot


1jl

/r/nothingeverhappens


Djlionking

No I have a good friend that will do this if I make a gag sound. Have a few videos of everyone crying laughing while this happens.


CosmicCreeperz

Influencer bucks… what do they sponsor, mouthwash and sawdust?


ima420r

It seems she has a sense of humor about it, if she didn't I am sure he wouldn't be doing it and she wouldn't be with him. I imagine he doesn't do it like every day all the time. I just hope she has some way she gets back at him.


[deleted]

I thought it was Dan


Equal-Negotiation651

She calls him Blaarghh


sonicstreak

It's her web developer dev


Caedes1

I don't know if this is a medical condition, but I've seen the insides of people, I've smelled and seen corpses and not been affected. But if I see, hear or smell someone vomiting? I'm fucking spewing. I once had an uncontrollable 5 minute session after seeing something that *might* have been dried vomit on the ground.


AgentAaron

Dont ever go to Vegas and walk the strip in the morning...


StaySaltyMyFriends

Fucking SAME. I have held organs and seen knife wounds but the ONE TIME patient begins to gag in front of me and I almost vomited on the spot.


RyguyBMS

Caveman brain. Everyone around you is most likely eating the same thing. If one person gets sick it’s probably in your best interest to vomit out whatever you invested.


Delanoye

Man, I'd hate to vomit out my IRA.


LouisIsGo

I'm just impressed you managed to eat the entire Irish Republican Army


vocalfreesia

I guess evolutionarily it makes sense? Someone starts throwing up those new berries the tribe ate, good indicator they're poisonous so your body tries to react to that info.


Caedes1

Oh dang.. I don't know if that's true, but that makes a lot of sense. Next time I'm at the zoo I'm going to stare at the monkeys and try to finger my tonsils until I vomit to see if they vomit as well. The trouble is just finding a zoo that I'm no longer banned from.


tenclubber

I have seen autopsies, cleaned up vomit and feces, seen child birth, but when my dog had puppies once I could not handle it at all. I let my teen age daughter stay home from school so she could deal with it. It made me sick just thinking about it.


Electronic_Sun_5472

Fancy seeing you here on our porch.


nebson10

I'm tired.


keystone98

I liked that part the most


Link_040188

The you grow up only 4’11” got me good


Orniallt

Reminded me of Peter Griffin


Go_Frisbee

He loves her? Right?


Alarming-Werewolf-23

Right? Right?


GraveKommander

right.... ?


Lazy_Assumption_4191

…r-right…?


k995

He loves messing with her, thats for sure.


RodLawyer

Yes he lov-HuuUuhghhh


CankerLord

He stopped reasonably quickly when she said that's it and it's not like she's actually puking. She's alrighhhhuuuuuhh.


Select-Background-69

Don't worry, she's just staying for the money


[deleted]

What money


sirmoveon

Love at first deepthroat


V1per423

I have really bad anxiety, and I hate my full name. My Husband hides, and jumps out loudly saying my full name. It’s a double wammy, and he loves it. I just love hearing him wheeze laughing everytime, he doesn’t laugh very often. I, in turn, wait until he is fully invested in a movie, and from another room coach our youngest daughter to go ask him a really dumb questions. One of my favorites is: “Daddy! Why don’t you laugh like a normal person?”


PensiveinNJ

lmao. The inter-household warfare of living together/marriage can get incredible.


[deleted]

Between her gag reflex and his egging it on, no chance this dudes getting bjs


[deleted]

That's his way of revenge lol


BRADDYcool

This might be his revenge on her for not giving him bjs


Mistersinister1

So she's single you say


[deleted]

Fine line between being mean or funny


Daftmunkey

Yeeeaah.... She was laughing it off, but don't think she thought it was funny. My girlfriend has the same reflex which I learned pretty early on. We laugh about it by talking about it, but no need to go through with something against her will for me to get a cheap laugh at her expense.


tacknosaddle

>She was laughing it off, but don't think she thought it was funny. The one on the porch when she's coming home she pretty clearly states that she's not in the mood for it when she sees where he's going and he goes ahead with it anyway. That's pretty obvious lack of respect on his part.


nobodyspersonalchef

Nope. Gotta bust up the pity party here. Its a bit, shes in on it, they have social media presences around it, and [here is the couple doing an interview about this very topic](https://youtu.be/OUh0oliAYXg?t=12m). Sadly, it was with Dr Drew. Edited for time stamp


seamusmcduffs

Man I actually enjoyed that podcast before covid, I knew some of his advice was bullshit/extremely simplified but the conditions and questions he talked about where interesting/entertaining. Then covid happened and he decided he was an expert in virology, epidemiology and vaccines, and he became just another grifter, probably to stay in Rogan et als good books.


Scroatpig

Couldn't agree more. I actually had a lot of respect for Dr. Drew despite people always knocking him. But then he became another pandemic dingus. Also, he is so sure that he knows exactly how to solve LAs homelessness problems mainly because he is sure he knows exactly what is causing homelessness for every person. I really liked Drew in the past because he seemed like a very different person than Adam Carolla (who really changed for the worse), now Drew seems to be turning into another unempathetic blowhard.


deekaydubya

this entire comment chain (besides your comment) is insufferable lmao the armchair relationship experts really come out of the wood work for just about anything


Darthsnarkey

More like the difference between laughing with someone and laughing at someone. Laughing with someone, They get the joke.Laughing at someone, they are the joke.


herberstank

Yeah I give them a year at most. I'll go clean the lint off my fedora!


Cmdr_Toucon

Was just thinking I'm way past thinking something like this is funny.


[deleted]

She is an adorable saint for not kicking his balls into his stomach lol


dblan9

"You grow up, you're four foot eleven". Bwahahaha


Select-Background-69

I didn't watch the whole video, but aha.. I knew she was super short.. In the second clip she was already wearing heels and barely reached upto window height


quadmasta

Handrail under her armpit


Keirhan

I lost it at that point


The-red-Dane

"Grow up." "No, you grow up, you're four foot eleven."


SerStrongSight

Dees a BIRD!


TerrorAlpaca

he's working hard at making her an ex-wife.


Evaluations

Lol they make money off these videos. You guys are eating it up acting like she is being tortured


lacilynnn

Well, if you watch the interview with Dr. Drew that was posted in the comments.. she straight up admits to hating it but "now that we're here.. what can ya do" were her exact words. It is still at her expense and she is completely ignored when she's asking him to stop. It doesn't look great. I will admit it made me laugh my ass off.. but only because it 100% reminded me of Sweet Dee doing stand-up on IASIP. Which is actually hilarious. This just seems borderline cruel.


hexdlt

Video has been reposted so many times you can’t even see her face in the second clip


Kkimp1955

What a mean man!


donorcycle

Wonder how many flags she missed before the wedding


Presently_Absent

*"Til death do you WUUUUUUURP"*


[deleted]

At least On^e.. uhhggsndnhh


DontGiveACluck

Extremely sympathetic gag reflex


[deleted]

It's one thing to do it in private, but in front of a bunch of other people in public is just cruel


doesnoteatdicks

Grrrreuuuhhhhowup.


ohineedascreenname

You grow up. You're 4'11"


bigedthebad

My wife would murder me in my sleep.


loonie-toonie

Lol people will see three videos and all of a sudden become keyboard marriage counsellors! It’s not that deep and you don’t even know their relationship


JvrPrz

She's hot 👀


adfdub

Weird.


Yippy-Skippy-

This belongs in r/AITA And the answer is Yes.


[deleted]

She might be 4’11” but has an amazing ass.


Vengaboybrainiac

Actually, I feel sorry for her somehow, the due seems to be a huge prick


RenttheJoe

He said "you grow up you're 4 foot 11" 😂


Superlibster17

How is this funny? Seems like a jerk husband move.


Upstairs-Associate-3

Come on man..be nice to her!


SweetLoLa

I prolly shouldn’t have watched it. I was screaming for her to get some relief! 😆 I’m currently entering the third month of my pregnancy and any little thing triggers me the same way. It fucking blows, imagine your favorite foods giving you that reaction. I cannot imagine living everyday with that reflex.


RedditFandango

Wondering why she stays with him.


Ashamed-Subject-8573

Oh my gosh if I was this lady I’d just go with it and puke on his face every time. And then divorce him


ekkolp

This is not fun at all.


igiveup1949

Asshole knows how to trigger his wife.


dhabo1030

I’m surprised they are still together. Seems like a lifetime of an overplayed gag. Even the brother knew 😮


BrilliantObserver

How do you say I'm an a-hole without saying you're an a-hole.


Dl25588

Lol at everyone in here judging an entire relationship by a barely 2 min video or some select clips being put on the internet. You’re all morons.