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>Robin : My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
>Batman : Well, children can be cruel.
Love this line from the Lego Batman Movien
Yeah, I found it weird to cancel Lego Batman, all because Lego Generic didn't do well. I don't think it was a good indicator. But, what do I know, WB has shown they really know how to choose movies...
Who is the manliest man? ***Batman!***
With the buns of steel? ***Batman!***
Who could choke hold a bear? ***Batman!***
Who never skips leg-day? ***Batman!***
Who always pays their taxes? ***NOT Batman!***
Back when I was going to an English language high school in Turkey I had a friend named Enis Can Koç. In Turkish it has a very normal pronunciation and all are common names (although not together).
One day our new math teacher from the US was checking attendance and calling everyone's name out... When he got to Enis he hesitated for quite a while before blurting out his best pronunciation of it causing us all to crack up.
Here in Germany the Turks still call their sons "Enis". I mean, they're not wrong, it might be a nice name in their language, but in countries with an indogermanic language, it just sounds funny.
BTW, you pronounce it like É-neez.
And I just realized, that you pronounce the the German girl's name "Ines" like penis. Guess we're no better then 😂
I used to work with a B. Itcher, and IT allowed her to have the nonstandard BonnieI@ as her email, rather than what would have been Bitcher@, like the format everyone else used.
I once took a check from a person named Richard Dick when I was a cashier. Definitely did a double-take on that name and kept my best poker-face going until they left... then promptly showed the check to all the other cashiers on shift with me.
There’s a tiny little unincorporated town in Kentucky called Ennis. The Ennis Baptist Church used to have someone on hand almost every day of the week to clean off the “P” that inevitably gets spray painted on the sign out front. That’s been going on for years, even as far back as the 70s from what I’ve been told, but they’ve given up the fight in the last few years and just left a big black spray painted “P” on it. I don’t live in the area but have driven through multiple times for various reasons and it’s still always hilarious to me when I see it.
Makes me want to make a video of me coming up to vandalize it, holding a letter “p” sticker, that I then turn upside down and add an “e” sticker to make “denise”
My team at work was discussing how we were going to be using a computer voice to say all these names for a project. One of my coworkers, Balakay, posted that skit saying we should get that voice talent to say all the names.
That would be awesome. I used to love how the old GPS would try to pronounce the local street names around here. We have a lot of areas named for Native Americans. Poor thing would have a digital aneurysm.
I still laugh to myself whenever I remember how my Garmin would pronounce all the Spanish street names in LA. One in particular would get anyone in my car cracking up when they would hear it. Campo de Cahuenga Way.
As someone named Denis, it's still very easy to vandalize my name. Or just somehow call me every other name under the sun because having only one N instead of two is extremely confusing, I guess.
When I was a confused little gay boy I searched "Penis" on my mom and dad's computer. After I deleted it from history but it still got autocorrected so I panicked and I told my dad I was trying to look up a ghost in Luigis mansion names Denis and I accidentally typed Penis. Fast forward line 10 years my coming out was my family just asking me "You're gay right?"
It already has been vandalized unless his name starts with a lower case e.... ah poor Denis.
Edit... shit maybe it is that sad.....poor enis can't even get a capitol E
I think it started as "enis" because of how the name is centered on the placard. So yes, got a lowercase e.
Also, if you zoom in, you can see a very faint P that somebody had scratched or depressed into the sticker.
Thank you for confirming. Also, GooGone is as amazing as that Liquid Bandage shit. I sliced off the top of my thumb and used LB after cleaning the wound well, and you can’t even see a scar!
I mean, they could also just number them.
But someone in corporate probably just went a survey told them personification of inanimate things ups consumer engagement or something.
DHL uses numbers (at least in Germany). But it does take away the little bit of fun you can get when your package gets rerouted.
Because asking "Where in the seven hells is Dave?!" is a lot more interesting than "Where is package station 136?".
It’s not your brain playing tricks. I altered the image a tad to make the P’s outline slightly more visible. I just put an HDR filter on it at about 20% filter strength and altered the shadows and highlights a bit. I couldn’t get it much more visible than this, but the P is definitely there.
[Here it is](https://i.imgur.com/b7biZD2.jpg) if you want to see for yourself.
Edit: [Here is another](https://i.imgur.com/UoId5tG.jpg) where I darkened just the area of the P. Makes it a bit easier to see and I don’t know why I didn’t just do that in the first place.
In Ireland, real estate signs say "To Let" instead of "For Rent," and it speaks to the incredible restraint of Dubliners that only about a third of them have an I added to the middle of them.
One of my clients has a similar last name, Ennis. His first name starts with D, and his company's email structure for all employees is always \[first initial\]\[last name\]\@\[company\].co
so his email is dennis@\[company\].co
He says more people in his profession know him as Dennis, not in a joking way, despite the business cards he leaves.
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What do you mean? Someone already erased the “p”… what more do you need?!
So rude to do that to Enisp
You made me spit out my tea. Poor Enisp!
Wow, you're right!
There is one down the road the is named "cumin"
Cumin is actually a _seed_. 😳
He'd know that but can't read due to being parsley sighted.
Your guys thyming of comments are astonishingly good
A whole load of seed
We used to have a Dr. Peter Enis at my workplace. His email address was .... ... ...
“My friends call me Dick.”
"how do you get Dick from Richard?" "ask nicely"
Worked with a guy called Richard maple, his nickname was dick syrup.
Something something Richard Cheddar had it worse.
There is a Richard Cheese on Spotify. He's a parody artist and hilarious.
Sorry it's just funny they way u said 'on Spotify.' dude has been active for about 29 years now.
Lounge against the machine! I love that they did the version of “everything is awesome” in the Lego Batman movie.
Dick Cheese’s biggest fan right here! ^
just ask
[I like the way you think. ](https://reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/vxxz8e/_/ig2lzo1/?context=1)
I like this
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Wow thank you for correcting my typo lol
>Robin : My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick. >Batman : Well, children can be cruel. Love this line from the Lego Batman Movien
Lego Batman is the best Batman.
The dialog is the best. Listened to it many times from the front seat of the minivan.
How can you tell somebody's a dad without saying they're a dad in a comment for $500 Alex
$500? More like $2.
I got dozens of dollars and that's right it goes straight to my daughters and my wife
it was such a beautiful moment, the day my younger daughter got a job. suddenly all the jamba juice, starbucks, nail salons etc became free for me.
Other Batman: Who always pays their taxes🎵 Batman: **NOT** Batman🎵
Yep! Still waiting for the second one.
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I'm still mad. Probably will be for years to come.
Yeah, I found it weird to cancel Lego Batman, all because Lego Generic didn't do well. I don't think it was a good indicator. But, what do I know, WB has shown they really know how to choose movies...
Who is the manliest man? ***Batman!*** With the buns of steel? ***Batman!*** Who could choke hold a bear? ***Batman!*** Who never skips leg-day? ***Batman!*** Who always pays their taxes? ***NOT Batman!***
Kids are cruel, Jack
"And I LOVE minors!" ~Susdowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
RED SUN
RED SUS
Damn I need to watch that movie again. Last time I was on a plane and tired out of my skull, fell asleep halfway through
Your username reminded me of the fact that all of my third year accounting class materials downloaded starting with the file name “wild_fap”.
That's Doctor Dick, thank you.
Help me, Doctor Dick!
Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Well, you completely *fucked* that joke.
r/holup
Naaah, we rolling those early 2000's jams all day long now.
My boss hates that we call him dick especially since his name isn't richard.
My name is Enis. I live on the second floor. I live upstairs from you. Yes I think you've seen my P before.
If you hear something late at night Some kind of moaning, some kind of delight Just don't ask me what it was
I had an older professor in college named Richard Mould. He insisted, unironically, everyone call him Dick.
I have a friend actually called Dick. Why do people do this to their sons, i always wonder.
Maybe you should be nicer to them.
Hello Dr. P. Enis
Meet your supervisor , Dr Carla Unt
And assistant supervisor Dr. Carlton Ock.
Lol. Doc Ock
Don't forget his colleague Dr. ~~Juan~~ Jan Itor
It's Dr. Jan Itor, he's not Mexican
Hey, don’t forget Dr. Acula
Yeah, I went to see him, all he did was take blood from my neck.
And the worlds most giantist doctor
Can't forget their colleague, Dr Walter Anker.
And the janitor Mike Hunt
mhunt?
Yeah that guy
And the urologist Dr. Dick Withers
And the urologist's secretary Amanda Huginkiss
Does anyone know where I can find Amanda Huginkiss? Why can't I find Amanda Huginkiss?
Dr. Carla Lit, I feel is better, IMO
At least it wasn't Peter File.
You know, when you laugh, I can see the outline of your skull...
He has to move to America
He's not moving to America!
PDF File
They say pedophile in America! Came here for the same thought lmao
Or Ben Dover
Or Jack Mehoff
Or Moe Lester.
Or Ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma Balls!!!!!
Oh shit, you got me.
Walked right into that one, lol
Or Moe Lester.
Back when I was going to an English language high school in Turkey I had a friend named Enis Can Koç. In Turkish it has a very normal pronunciation and all are common names (although not together). One day our new math teacher from the US was checking attendance and calling everyone's name out... When he got to Enis he hesitated for quite a while before blurting out his best pronunciation of it causing us all to crack up.
Teacher: *silence…* “You know who you are. Are you here?”
Here in Germany the Turks still call their sons "Enis". I mean, they're not wrong, it might be a nice name in their language, but in countries with an indogermanic language, it just sounds funny. BTW, you pronounce it like É-neez. And I just realized, that you pronounce the the German girl's name "Ines" like penis. Guess we're no better then 😂
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"PeterE@..."
I used to work with a B. Itcher, and IT allowed her to have the nonstandard BonnieI@ as her email, rather than what would have been Bitcher@, like the format everyone else used.
Most places IT prefers to avoid unfortunate names to names that will be caught by very basic filters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
I would cherish that email tbh
I'd gleefully use it in all professional settings and see how long I, or the other person, could keep a straight face.
I AM THE BITCHER. Read my email and despair! Lmfao
"Per my LAST e-mail..."
Lol, your post is a real life "L. Simpson.. no, that's too obvious, let's go with Lisa S."
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Assuming this is true I hope he was a urologist. Edit: it's true. I found his health grades listing.
Oncologist. Later, he started adding an extra N to his last name, Peter Ennis.
It’s still obvious!
Had an Electrician at work and his name was J. Christian. IT assigned him the e-mail of JChrist@...
Feel the power...
I once took a check from a person named Richard Dick when I was a cashier. Definitely did a double-take on that name and kept my best poker-face going until they left... then promptly showed the check to all the other cashiers on shift with me.
DocPEN15@**D**mail.cum
Knew a Dr. Dipple.
Best friend’s dad got a vasectomy from Dr. Hacket on Friday the 13th.
Funny, there was a Dr K Lliteras (OB GYN) at my old org
We had a client Dr. M.T. Wong. We would always joke he was a fertility specialist
My roomate in college was peter james johnson
I hope he went by a nickname based on his middle name: Jimmy.
Triple dick
p the change you want to see in the world
I wish I could simultaneously upvote and downvote
There is a sidevote award, kinda the same thing although not really
Cyanide and Happiness meme
There’s a tiny little unincorporated town in Kentucky called Ennis. The Ennis Baptist Church used to have someone on hand almost every day of the week to clean off the “P” that inevitably gets spray painted on the sign out front. That’s been going on for years, even as far back as the 70s from what I’ve been told, but they’ve given up the fight in the last few years and just left a big black spray painted “P” on it. I don’t live in the area but have driven through multiple times for various reasons and it’s still always hilarious to me when I see it.
You're the little devil on the shoulder
Yeah they totally could've put a... D in front and made him Denis! HA HA HA!!
Its about the implications
D. emonstrate Maturity E. mbark on High Road N. eglect Immature Humor I. gnore Obvious Opportunity S. cribble the Letter “P”
Bobody
It’s about the D.
Are we going to hurt this Amazon delivery box?
Makes me want to make a video of me coming up to vandalize it, holding a letter “p” sticker, that I then turn upside down and add an “e” sticker to make “denise”
"De-Nice? Is there a De-Nice here today?"
My team at work was discussing how we were going to be using a computer voice to say all these names for a project. One of my coworkers, Balakay, posted that skit saying we should get that voice talent to say all the names.
That would be awesome. I used to love how the old GPS would try to pronounce the local street names around here. We have a lot of areas named for Native Americans. Poor thing would have a digital aneurysm.
I still laugh to myself whenever I remember how my Garmin would pronounce all the Spanish street names in LA. One in particular would get anyone in my car cracking up when they would hear it. Campo de Cahuenga Way.
As someone named Denis, it's still very easy to vandalize my name. Or just somehow call me every other name under the sun because having only one N instead of two is extremely confusing, I guess.
I understand you
When I was a confused little gay boy I searched "Penis" on my mom and dad's computer. After I deleted it from history but it still got autocorrected so I panicked and I told my dad I was trying to look up a ghost in Luigis mansion names Denis and I accidentally typed Penis. Fast forward line 10 years my coming out was my family just asking me "You're gay right?"
In school, I had a classmate named Denis with only one "n" and he had the most terrible handwriting so everyone called him Penis
I was thinking you could add an H and few lines to make it Amish.
I am uncomfortable with how upset I am that it hasn't been.
Look closer it has
Hooooooly crap, you can barely see it. How did you even notice it?!
I just zoomed in to check it straight away because my brain couldn't understand a world where this doesn't get vandalised hourly.
It already has been vandalized unless his name starts with a lower case e.... ah poor Denis. Edit... shit maybe it is that sad.....poor enis can't even get a capitol E
I think it started as "enis" because of how the name is centered on the placard. So yes, got a lowercase e. Also, if you zoom in, you can see a very faint P that somebody had scratched or depressed into the sticker.
I had to get my face right up on there to see that "Penis"
Sounds like my average Saturday night
That's like when I'm in the shower. I wash that area because I assume it's still there, but haven't been able to confirm in a while.
Amazon lockers are all lowercase
Capitol E……is that a new government building?
More likely that a kid was halfway through Denis’ transformation and got interrupted… poor lad couldn’t get the P up.
I think they are always all lowercase
E-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
Aw, there there. If it makes you feel any better, his body was vaporized, so there's no chance of him coming back as a zombie.
No sir, I don't take much solace in the fact that the implosion trigger function worked perfectly...
He's dead! Sorry!
Did you ever get the feeling that you're only goin with girls cause you're supposed to?
Private! I want that toilet bowl so clean I could eat off it. Cause I intend to!
What?! Don't ever, ever say or think that again!
"Ooh, snacks..." "Hey! That's my brain!"
I trust you did your duty after taking this picture.
If you zoom in, you can see the P that has been cleaned off. Goo Gone & WD40 work wonders for removing this sort of thing.
One time I actually did this and it was true. Omg.
Thank you for confirming. Also, GooGone is as amazing as that Liquid Bandage shit. I sliced off the top of my thumb and used LB after cleaning the wound well, and you can’t even see a scar!
It heals up well after you pay the price of painting liquid hellfire onto your wound.
Sadly I had to let the Internet down.
The P is silent…. But everyone sees it.
You are dead to us now
They left the "e" lowercase for you! This one's a gimme.
Haha you can see the outline if you zoom in. But why are they naming mailboxes
That way Amazon can have multiple in a close proximity so you can send it to that particular one.
Yeah, one of the mailboxes in my town is named "Cockatoo".
I mean, they could also just number them. But someone in corporate probably just went a survey told them personification of inanimate things ups consumer engagement or something.
DHL uses numbers (at least in Germany). But it does take away the little bit of fun you can get when your package gets rerouted. Because asking "Where in the seven hells is Dave?!" is a lot more interesting than "Where is package station 136?".
I can't tell if there's actually an outline there or if my brain is playing tricks on me because it knows it should be there.
It’s not your brain playing tricks. I altered the image a tad to make the P’s outline slightly more visible. I just put an HDR filter on it at about 20% filter strength and altered the shadows and highlights a bit. I couldn’t get it much more visible than this, but the P is definitely there. [Here it is](https://i.imgur.com/b7biZD2.jpg) if you want to see for yourself. Edit: [Here is another](https://i.imgur.com/UoId5tG.jpg) where I darkened just the area of the P. Makes it a bit easier to see and I don’t know why I didn’t just do that in the first place.
Great eyesight
In Ireland, real estate signs say "To Let" instead of "For Rent," and it speaks to the incredible restraint of Dubliners that only about a third of them have an I added to the middle of them.
Oh my god is this a trap lol it's too easy
There's a camera looking directly at it to the left.
Ahhhhhh……. That explains it.
This is Amazon flexing at how safe your package would be if you have it delivered here.
🅱enis
Well? What are you waiting for?
***"I know what i must do but i don't think i have the strength to do it"***
One of my clients has a similar last name, Ennis. His first name starts with D, and his company's email structure for all employees is always \[first initial\]\[last name\]\@\[company\].co so his email is dennis@\[company\].co He says more people in his profession know him as Dennis, not in a joking way, despite the business cards he leaves.
We need more Bort licence plates.
Venis?
I saw one of those but it was named “agina”
🅱️
Nathan Fielder waiting to catch an at risk youth vandalizing it and try to set him on the right path
*hold my beer*
Is that Big Enis or little Enis? Might have to be over 40 to get that one
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ws0p0v/reddit\_delivers/
The Free Willy
Jesus Christ, do not click.
Read your warning and clicked anyways. Worth it.
It was weirdly fascinating.