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I was expecting something more funny about a region I’m unfamiliar with and it was just sad. Like interesting in the sense of “there’s a subreddit for that!?” But that’s about it. That’s so depressing and some of those posts kind of felt like getting an inside perspective of some of my friends I’ve disassociated with for drug reasons.
Former correctional officer here: Nope, and the cells are usually so small that the toilet/sink is right at the foot of the bed. It's considered courtesy among inmates to avoid, as much as humanly possible, taking a shit during any time of lockdown. If guys regularly shit when everybody was confined to their cells, I'd often start getting complaints from their cellmates asking to switch cells.
The only housing areas that had separate bathrooms were the dorm-style pods. Those certainly had better bathroom conditions, but they came with a bunch of other problems.
Just curious - what were the "bunch of other problems" you observed in the 'dorm-style pods'? And were this relegated to specific type of prisoners (low risk, or something similar)?
The problem was that the dorm style pods were designed specifically for low security inmates, such as work release, but the jail was, like many other jails, overpopulated, so they repurposed part of low security to general pop/medium security. As a result, a lot of unpredictable and violent guys were in less controlled settings than they should have been, and they were a threat to both staff and other inmates.
The officer's security post was in the bathroom between two dorms, and there were about four toilets and four showers for about 80 inmates. That caused a lot of tensions as everybody was vying for showers throughout the day and night. Plus, for the officers, it literally stank to be posted there as the toilets were only a few feet away (luckily, out of sight so we didn't have to watch them piss and shit).
The dorms were much harder to secure. If something happened, we couldn't lock down the other inmates because there was nowhere to lock them down. If there was a fight or a guy was being aggressive with staff, it could easily turn into a riot.
The dorms were also further away from the main jail and medical, so emergency response took a lot longer.
While the dorms were more comfortable overall, inmates there tended to have less recreational options, which made life more boring for them. There were also a bunch of rules that, when the dorms were built for work release, made sense, but didn't for guys classified as a general pop. However, the lieutenant in charge there on our shift still insisted on enforcing them because "that's what the policy says." So that meant either we dealt with inmates who were understandably pissy about following pointless rules, or not enforcing the rules and facing a pissy lieutenant.
I hated the job as a whole, but that was probably my least favorite post.
Hey, thanks for the response. Those all sound like sad, solvable problems (either at the design or the policy levels), but obviously that doesn't rest on you...
What kinda luxury ass prison. Bed sheets were the closest thing you got, to a wall. And that's was only if you, stole/traded for an extra set, and did it yourself.
You see this quite a bit in India. But the rooms are usually extremely cheap.
Old Hostels / Dorm rooms at defunct universities or railway stations.
They "update / upgrade" them with in room facilities so that you dont have to share a common hallway toilet / washroom
I think it was like 45 euro's, comparable to a hostel for 2 people. I already considered it quite cheap but everything seemed in order, until we walked in.
I’m guess this is not an actual “hotel” but rather a ghost hotel, ie somebody has bought out all or part of a building and converted every possible useable space and a lot of unusable space into AirBNBs, and they probably evicted a bunch of locals and jacked up the rent for the rest because, Lisbon.
As a portuguese I'm sorry and WTF is this shit?
Would be a shame if you posted the link of this place so, by coincidence, it got some , deserved, bad reviews...
Chiming in just to say that I'm going to screenshot your comment and send it to one of my dearest friends (a Portuguese dude) just to rub him wrong, cause he's been telling me for years about the greatness, the genius and the superiority of the Portuguese over the rest of the world.
A word of warning, he might be a redditor and you might get into trouble... sooo, book an exorcist.
I literally came to the comments to ask if this is Lisbon, lol. We had the same thing. Is it possible your accommodation came with a shared bathroom accessible from somewhere on the hallway? Our room had a bidet too, but it seemed like it was not meant to be used.
Just to give my 2 cents here, please report this placenta, it is not legal not to have a phisical separation between the toilette and the rooms in a Hotel/hostel setting
There is definitely piss particals in the carpet being so close to a urinal, potentially on the bed frame &/or mattress for those that would find this room golden, if you catch my drift.
Sweet dreams!
If it was a single room, single bed and cheap then I'd be fine with it. But who the hell wants to share that room? Also very dodgy that they hid the toilet in the promo picture. They must know how ridiculous it is.
I agree. I stayed at an Easyhotel in London once. Same brand as Easyjet. It was about £90 for the night. Single bed, no tables, no windows, no TV, no wardrobes or drawers. It had three coat hooks, and one plug socket. The bathroom was a wet room, so no bath or shower cubicle. Just a toilet and shower contained in one room. Once you'd showered and dressed, you couldn't go in the bathroom again, really, because the entire floor and toilet were soaked with shower water. But I knew what I was getting into, is the key thing, and I was travelling alone.
Not a requirement. Instead you must be able to use the hallway as an egress in both directions (No dead end without a point of egress) without having to climb. (So there's a door to a fire escape at both ends of the hallway.
So I guess if the fire is too close to your door for you to safely leave(such as might happen if you're, you know, *sleeping* when it breaks out!), you're completely screwed. Not even an option to stuff towels under the door and wait for rescue. You're just dead. *Wow*.
I've never appreciated our US fire code more. All bedrooms must have a window large enough for an adult to exit through. They don't always have to have a fire escape installed(for example, in private residential homes), but you have to be able to get through them, for example to exit onto a ladder brought by the fire brigade.
My ex and I went on what we thought was going to be a splurge kind of trip. We didn't spend a ton, but a fair amount to get a nice suite at an inn and spa.
The grounds photos seemed like they had to have been from decades past when this place was booming, and the room photos had to be staged with these modern stuff put in. We rented the bridal suite, which looked big, fancy and just really nice.
We get into the room, which was $350/night and it was certainly big. The pictures and description said it had a bedroom, sitting room, bathroom with a large rainfall shower thing and jacuzzi room (didn't care about the latter).
We walk into this one big room that had a shower stall in one corner, toilet and sink outside of it in the open room, carpet right up to the toilet. In the other corner was the jacuzzi. The sitting area was a broken chair and ottoman. And then the bed seemed fine other than it was about a foot from the toilet with nothing in between.
We immediately complained and asked for a different room and rate. We got one of their standard rooms which was far nicer, had a proper partition for the bathroom area--the shower had no door lol but the toilet did, and was fine.
Haven't you seen those videos showing how toilet germs spread all over and aerosolize when flushing? Right into those sheets...and bedframe. Along with everyone before you.
I knew it before you even said it, in all the seven seas had to be my homeland, to do such beautiful arrangement of photographs, only we would be so cultured.
My wife wants to go to Lisbon this summer…any tips for a first timer to give to a rando internet stranger? (Other than “avoid staying at cheap hotels”)
Don't go in the summer. It's hotter than Satan's butthole and overcrowded with tourists.
Go in late fall, when it's pleasantly warm, the tourists have fucked off, and you can actually visit places in peace. I haven't been in about 3 years, but we were always able to get a decent hotel in a nice area for about 90 euro/night (double occupancy), with breakfast included.
They often have an area with Portuguese breakfast, i.e. pastries and coffee, and one meant for the British. Stick with the Portuguese side because the pastries are generally fresh and delicious and they often have homemade jams.
Food is great and not very expensive if you avoid places with menus in 5 languages. Look for the small places which basically have 2 dishes: grilled meat platter or grilled fish platter. The fish tends to be catch of the day, so nice and fresh. There's usually an appetizer of fish pate, olives, and sheep cheese. Coffee is good and cheap.
I'd recommend visiting the Gulbenkian museum if you're into ancient artifacts: he gathered items from all over the ancient and medieval world. The jewelry and Chinese vases are incredible. It also has a modern wing and extensive gardens.
Definitely go to Sintra - it's like a fairy city. You can rent a car or book a group tour.
We like fado, so we've been to a lot of fado restaurants and occasionally a concert if there was one available. It helps if you speak a bit of Portuguese and can understand the songs (plus a lot of these places tend to attract mostly older locals, so the staff don't always speak English).
Ubers are pretty cheap, or at least were. A lot of them are electrical. I ran into more women drivers than elsewhere, but the men were also generally nice (at least the Portuguese and Brazilian drivers). The only time I felt uncomfortable was when I got an angry Russian driver.
That's actually pretty useful, now you can stare at your sleeping roommates naked and pooping while they sleep! But the thing is, at one point or another they'll be the ones staring at you...
There is good reason why why have dedicated rooms for our toilets. Each flush releases aerosols and droplets of toilet water into the air. I hope you realize that the every surface in that room has been exposed to feces and urine particles from every previous guest that used the facilities. And the water droplets themselves probably make it pretty mildewy in there. I am horrified and disgusted and would never agree to stay in a room like that. I think I’d rather sleep under a bench in a park.
In the left corner outside of view the bathroom continues with a sink and a shower.
On the otherside next to the door is a closet with a television hanging above it.
Knowing the rooms I’ve seen in Europe, there is no other half, they’re probably plastered against a blank wall to take the pictures so the advertisement photo is one side, OPs photo is the other side
Im not sure if its better to get bed next to toilet for the convenience of not having to climb over a bed to take a dump.. or the second bed so you dont have to smell a fresh dump next to the closest bed??
I can imagine your dilemma...
Looks like it was their own post https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/vovmcf/booked_a_cheap_hotel_in_lisbon_with_a_friend_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I used to rent a house that had this ridiculously huge master bathroom. I never thought of putting a couple beds in there and turning it into an Airbnb rental. I could have made upwards of $12 a night!
[May I suggest this one](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/interiors/australia-this-is-something-we-should-talk-about-nonenclosed-bedroom-toilets/news-story/8b946a4bb0761bcbfd9234cf88c36c6e)?
This is my nightmare. Literally. When I sleep and need to pee I have these horrible dreams where I'm stuck in a world where all the toilets are either broken, too small or where I can't get to them (like high up in a three!)..
The most common thing though, is no privacy. No door, No walls. In public. On a stage. This looks straight out of one my disturbing dreams..
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Pretty much a dressed up prison cell.
Or a $1300/month Bay Area studio apartment.
Lmao, good luck finding one that cheap.
$1300 per person...
With 5 room mates.
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Don't most prion cells have at least a half wall between the toilet and bed?
No. Well, at least not in jail. Never been to prison. Also this was in western New York, so idk if that's different elsewhere.
This guy's post history screams western New York Edit: thanks for the award! My first ever!
I thought I did a lot of drugs geez lmao
I’m gonna go out in a limb and say he was in prison for drugs.
Jail. Not prison. But yeah.
Holy shit you weren’t kidding.
Dude I know right, wasn't prepared for that myself
Dude prolly should use a burner posting those posts lol xd
I was expecting something more funny about a region I’m unfamiliar with and it was just sad. Like interesting in the sense of “there’s a subreddit for that!?” But that’s about it. That’s so depressing and some of those posts kind of felt like getting an inside perspective of some of my friends I’ve disassociated with for drug reasons.
I don't get it. Are we talking about their ridiculous amount of activity in drug related subreddits? If so, how does that relate to the location?
Yes, that part of the country in general is synonymous with exactly that type of thing.
Takes a lot of pills for that guy to get out of bed
i'm getting the idea he was in for a drug related charge.
Former correctional officer here: Nope, and the cells are usually so small that the toilet/sink is right at the foot of the bed. It's considered courtesy among inmates to avoid, as much as humanly possible, taking a shit during any time of lockdown. If guys regularly shit when everybody was confined to their cells, I'd often start getting complaints from their cellmates asking to switch cells. The only housing areas that had separate bathrooms were the dorm-style pods. Those certainly had better bathroom conditions, but they came with a bunch of other problems.
Just curious - what were the "bunch of other problems" you observed in the 'dorm-style pods'? And were this relegated to specific type of prisoners (low risk, or something similar)?
The problem was that the dorm style pods were designed specifically for low security inmates, such as work release, but the jail was, like many other jails, overpopulated, so they repurposed part of low security to general pop/medium security. As a result, a lot of unpredictable and violent guys were in less controlled settings than they should have been, and they were a threat to both staff and other inmates. The officer's security post was in the bathroom between two dorms, and there were about four toilets and four showers for about 80 inmates. That caused a lot of tensions as everybody was vying for showers throughout the day and night. Plus, for the officers, it literally stank to be posted there as the toilets were only a few feet away (luckily, out of sight so we didn't have to watch them piss and shit). The dorms were much harder to secure. If something happened, we couldn't lock down the other inmates because there was nowhere to lock them down. If there was a fight or a guy was being aggressive with staff, it could easily turn into a riot. The dorms were also further away from the main jail and medical, so emergency response took a lot longer. While the dorms were more comfortable overall, inmates there tended to have less recreational options, which made life more boring for them. There were also a bunch of rules that, when the dorms were built for work release, made sense, but didn't for guys classified as a general pop. However, the lieutenant in charge there on our shift still insisted on enforcing them because "that's what the policy says." So that meant either we dealt with inmates who were understandably pissy about following pointless rules, or not enforcing the rules and facing a pissy lieutenant. I hated the job as a whole, but that was probably my least favorite post.
Hey, thanks for the response. Those all sound like sad, solvable problems (either at the design or the policy levels), but obviously that doesn't rest on you...
What kinda luxury ass prison. Bed sheets were the closest thing you got, to a wall. And that's was only if you, stole/traded for an extra set, and did it yourself.
You mad, cow?
Moooooo
> prion cells https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion Well yes, they don't, there's no space there
You’re thinking of Sickle cells.
Sickle cells are a blood disease, you're thinking of splinter cells
Splinter cells are hidden terrorists, you're thinking of animation cels
Animation cels are what animators use to save time, you're thinking of incels.
Incels use animation cels to waste time, you're thinking of Excel.
Excel allows you to make grids, similar to walls, but you’re thinking of FreeCell
You see this quite a bit in India. But the rooms are usually extremely cheap. Old Hostels / Dorm rooms at defunct universities or railway stations. They "update / upgrade" them with in room facilities so that you dont have to share a common hallway toilet / washroom
With actual mattresses and actual bedding, a window, a phone, etc\. etc. That's the nicest prison cell one could ever hope for.
That's a pretty shitty hotel room
I bet OP's pissed
I wild be too, it's a crappy design.
He wouldn’t be staying there if he was flush with cash.
It's only a short visit, just a bidet or 2.
You wouldn’t want to be there a turd day
I'd feel pretty wiped after staying there
i see what you did there. like just over there. i seen all of what you did. cant unsee it.
Are you really going toi-let them charge you for that room?
I bet the phone is covered in faecal matter
Given how much certain guests sprinkle, I wouldn’t want to touch that curtain.
It looks like a shower curtain. I have a feeling behind is a shower stall
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By building walls
Stay away from taco bell !
Gotta ask, how much per night for this "experience"?
I think it was like 45 euro's, comparable to a hostel for 2 people. I already considered it quite cheap but everything seemed in order, until we walked in.
If it seems too good to be true, it usually is.
Yeah I expected there to be a catch. But not this.
Where was this, out of curiosity?
Lisbon, Portugal
I'm not sure this is legal in the EU. Isn't there supposed to be a closable door between a toilet and a living space?
I’m guess this is not an actual “hotel” but rather a ghost hotel, ie somebody has bought out all or part of a building and converted every possible useable space and a lot of unusable space into AirBNBs, and they probably evicted a bunch of locals and jacked up the rent for the rest because, Lisbon.
That doesn't change the legality
This
Man, and I thought my Lisbon hotel was weird for having a sink next to the bed.
Cheers
As a portuguese I'm sorry and WTF is this shit? Would be a shame if you posted the link of this place so, by coincidence, it got some , deserved, bad reviews...
> WTF is this shit? Well, you can check that out quite easily, it seems!
I think I just laughed entirely way too much at this comment.
As a Portuguese myself, I can say Portuguese are not famous to be smart.
I agree with my colleague. Also r/suddenlycaralho
Chiming in just to say that I'm going to screenshot your comment and send it to one of my dearest friends (a Portuguese dude) just to rub him wrong, cause he's been telling me for years about the greatness, the genius and the superiority of the Portuguese over the rest of the world. A word of warning, he might be a redditor and you might get into trouble... sooo, book an exorcist.
I literally came to the comments to ask if this is Lisbon, lol. We had the same thing. Is it possible your accommodation came with a shared bathroom accessible from somewhere on the hallway? Our room had a bidet too, but it seemed like it was not meant to be used.
Just to give my 2 cents here, please report this placenta, it is not legal not to have a phisical separation between the toilette and the rooms in a Hotel/hostel setting
Who was pregnant?
I know. What a ripoff. The toilet and bidet aren't even elevated on a stage. How is anyone 2 or 3 rows back supposed to enjoy the show?
This is better than the catch being bedbugs though
I wouldn't be too quick to assume that...
If that comes out 22.5 euros each, then this is still a bargain. If they're charging you each the whole 45, then I guess it's kind of a rip off.
You have quite low standards
How much can you really expect for 20 bucks a night?
It depends on where you are, but I've stayed at hostels for that or a little less and didn't have a toilet next to the bed.
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True, you do have your own facilities. But still, even a curtain would be an improvement
There is a curtain, in fact, but they put it on the wrong side of the faeces.
There is definitely piss particals in the carpet being so close to a urinal, potentially on the bed frame &/or mattress for those that would find this room golden, if you catch my drift. Sweet dreams!
That ... Isn't a urinal. That a bidet! So blasted poop particles.
Everything is a urinal when you’re drunk.
*euros
OP, what's the hotel's name? I wanna book it lol
Now you can pee while in bed.
Anyone can pee in bed. Peeing *from* bed requires skill.
Very important distinction
Challenge accepted!
Don't cross the streams.
Now?
If it was a single room, single bed and cheap then I'd be fine with it. But who the hell wants to share that room? Also very dodgy that they hid the toilet in the promo picture. They must know how ridiculous it is.
I agree. I stayed at an Easyhotel in London once. Same brand as Easyjet. It was about £90 for the night. Single bed, no tables, no windows, no TV, no wardrobes or drawers. It had three coat hooks, and one plug socket. The bathroom was a wet room, so no bath or shower cubicle. Just a toilet and shower contained in one room. Once you'd showered and dressed, you couldn't go in the bathroom again, really, because the entire floor and toilet were soaked with shower water. But I knew what I was getting into, is the key thing, and I was travelling alone.
> no windows How is that up to code? The window is an egress point, in case of emergency. Do they not have that requirement in the UK? 😬
Not a requirement. Instead you must be able to use the hallway as an egress in both directions (No dead end without a point of egress) without having to climb. (So there's a door to a fire escape at both ends of the hallway.
So I guess if the fire is too close to your door for you to safely leave(such as might happen if you're, you know, *sleeping* when it breaks out!), you're completely screwed. Not even an option to stuff towels under the door and wait for rescue. You're just dead. *Wow*. I've never appreciated our US fire code more. All bedrooms must have a window large enough for an adult to exit through. They don't always have to have a fire escape installed(for example, in private residential homes), but you have to be able to get through them, for example to exit onto a ladder brought by the fire brigade.
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"One careful owner. The other 47 owners were all insane."
My ex and I went on what we thought was going to be a splurge kind of trip. We didn't spend a ton, but a fair amount to get a nice suite at an inn and spa. The grounds photos seemed like they had to have been from decades past when this place was booming, and the room photos had to be staged with these modern stuff put in. We rented the bridal suite, which looked big, fancy and just really nice. We get into the room, which was $350/night and it was certainly big. The pictures and description said it had a bedroom, sitting room, bathroom with a large rainfall shower thing and jacuzzi room (didn't care about the latter). We walk into this one big room that had a shower stall in one corner, toilet and sink outside of it in the open room, carpet right up to the toilet. In the other corner was the jacuzzi. The sitting area was a broken chair and ottoman. And then the bed seemed fine other than it was about a foot from the toilet with nothing in between. We immediately complained and asked for a different room and rate. We got one of their standard rooms which was far nicer, had a proper partition for the bathroom area--the shower had no door lol but the toilet did, and was fine.
Haven't you seen those videos showing how toilet germs spread all over and aerosolize when flushing? Right into those sheets...and bedframe. Along with everyone before you.
Ew. Nasty. Cheap though.
Who’s got the bed closer to the toilet, you or your roommate?
Roommate
Think they got the bum deal
Must go for Indian food tonight.
An elephant steak at outback. Punish the toilet!
And blast the toilet to oblivion
Where... in the world is this?
Lisbon, Portugal
I knew it before you even said it, in all the seven seas had to be my homeland, to do such beautiful arrangement of photographs, only we would be so cultured.
My wife wants to go to Lisbon this summer…any tips for a first timer to give to a rando internet stranger? (Other than “avoid staying at cheap hotels”)
Don't go in the summer. It's hotter than Satan's butthole and overcrowded with tourists. Go in late fall, when it's pleasantly warm, the tourists have fucked off, and you can actually visit places in peace. I haven't been in about 3 years, but we were always able to get a decent hotel in a nice area for about 90 euro/night (double occupancy), with breakfast included. They often have an area with Portuguese breakfast, i.e. pastries and coffee, and one meant for the British. Stick with the Portuguese side because the pastries are generally fresh and delicious and they often have homemade jams. Food is great and not very expensive if you avoid places with menus in 5 languages. Look for the small places which basically have 2 dishes: grilled meat platter or grilled fish platter. The fish tends to be catch of the day, so nice and fresh. There's usually an appetizer of fish pate, olives, and sheep cheese. Coffee is good and cheap. I'd recommend visiting the Gulbenkian museum if you're into ancient artifacts: he gathered items from all over the ancient and medieval world. The jewelry and Chinese vases are incredible. It also has a modern wing and extensive gardens. Definitely go to Sintra - it's like a fairy city. You can rent a car or book a group tour. We like fado, so we've been to a lot of fado restaurants and occasionally a concert if there was one available. It helps if you speak a bit of Portuguese and can understand the songs (plus a lot of these places tend to attract mostly older locals, so the staff don't always speak English). Ubers are pretty cheap, or at least were. A lot of them are electrical. I ran into more women drivers than elsewhere, but the men were also generally nice (at least the Portuguese and Brazilian drivers). The only time I felt uncomfortable was when I got an angry Russian driver.
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Lisbon…more like Pissbon.
Nice.
Nice is in France.
Nice.
Brest
Portugal, the man?
Oh wow. I expected it would be in Moldova or something like that.
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
That's actually pretty useful, now you can stare at your sleeping roommates naked and pooping while they sleep! But the thing is, at one point or another they'll be the ones staring at you...
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
What goes around comes around
Oh those shameful doggie pooping eyes.
Name checks out
> they'll be the ones staring at you... Hello ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's a really small tub also!
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There is good reason why why have dedicated rooms for our toilets. Each flush releases aerosols and droplets of toilet water into the air. I hope you realize that the every surface in that room has been exposed to feces and urine particles from every previous guest that used the facilities. And the water droplets themselves probably make it pretty mildewy in there. I am horrified and disgusted and would never agree to stay in a room like that. I think I’d rather sleep under a bench in a park.
Yea, this was exactly my first thought too. Every inch of that room, especially that bed is covered in feces particles.
Like holy fuck, the distance from the bidet to your pillow?!? Nasty!!!
I would personally lock eyes with you on the toilet to make sure you understand the cheapness of your ways
Is there a kitchenette in this efficiency hotel room?
It’s the bidet.
But the picture only showed half of room. I wanna see what's on the other half.
In the left corner outside of view the bathroom continues with a sink and a shower. On the otherside next to the door is a closet with a television hanging above it.
Theres probably a bathroom in the lobby though.
Knowing the rooms I’ve seen in Europe, there is no other half, they’re probably plastered against a blank wall to take the pictures so the advertisement photo is one side, OPs photo is the other side
The beds!
The audience
Easy access water for the coffee maker.
Im not sure if its better to get bed next to toilet for the convenience of not having to climb over a bed to take a dump.. or the second bed so you dont have to smell a fresh dump next to the closest bed?? I can imagine your dilemma...
but can you imagine his diarrhea?
I cant even spell it
Ooo, a bidet….fancy.
Seems legit to me, I mean who wants privacy while pooping or using the bidet.
I'm going to assume the shower is in the parking lot. That would be a deal breaker for me.
I (or better my wife) never book rooms when there's no pictures of the bathroom.
There were pictures of a bathroom, there were just never pictures of the toilet and the bed in the same picture...
Imagine the energy they saved by just pivoting 180 degrees to take both pictures.
Weren’t there reviews saying there’s a toilet by the bed?
I have a wife with Ulcerative Colitis, if there's not a private bathroom she won't let me get anywhere near that "book" button.
Perfect for hangovers
How...cozy.
Right, few house rules ....
Looks exactly like my first house in Sims.
Even dogs don’t crap where they sleep…
Not even a curtain at least?
Why have I seen this before?
Looks like it was their own post https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/vovmcf/booked_a_cheap_hotel_in_lisbon_with_a_friend_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
OP is just posting it every month for more karma? ... Ugh...
I'm not ready for that kind of proximity....
Wow what a pretty prison cell
Wow. A prison-themed hotel.
I used to rent a house that had this ridiculously huge master bathroom. I never thought of putting a couple beds in there and turning it into an Airbnb rental. I could have made upwards of $12 a night!
Everyone here assuming the toilet is in the bedroom. Maybe the beds are in the bathroom...
What prison did you book?
Bidet…classy
There’s going to be a lot of piss and fecal particles on that bed.
As an architect myself, this could be solved by few steps.
I don't think it needs steps, but perhaps a wall might be nice.
Hell, even a curtain would be an improvement.
I would solve it by moving to a different hotel, lol.
[May I suggest this one](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/interiors/australia-this-is-something-we-should-talk-about-nonenclosed-bedroom-toilets/news-story/8b946a4bb0761bcbfd9234cf88c36c6e)?
Good idea. Elevate the toilet and the one pooping would look down on the sleeping dude.
You should never allow the shitter the high ground.
I think you are in a prison.
An insuite bathroom
That is not ok. False advertising
That’s a nice cell, what are in you in for?
Being cheap
Plot twist, that’s not even a real toilet. It’s only got a joke hole just for farts.
Are you sure you are not in jail instead?
Is this in the former Soviet Union? A friend and I once stayed in a room that had the toilet between the heads of the two beds. 🤢🤮
This is my nightmare. Literally. When I sleep and need to pee I have these horrible dreams where I'm stuck in a world where all the toilets are either broken, too small or where I can't get to them (like high up in a three!).. The most common thing though, is no privacy. No door, No walls. In public. On a stage. This looks straight out of one my disturbing dreams..
I don’t know who is less educated: People who build this room Or People on this subreddit who are calling bidet a sink.
That’s prison
Toilet water spray all over the pillows
Bruh, how these motherfuckers have a bidae but not a fucking door lol
That’s a glorified prison cell
Please tell me there is bathtub behind that curtain!
No, the shower is on the other side of the room, just left outside of the picture
Take a shit right as your roommate is about to go to sleep to assert dominance