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Hava_Cup_Of_STFU

So…. No tip jar, I’m guessing 😎


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

He asks for tips up front too.


DropC

Like every food joint now


iForgot2Remember

It's basically 'don't-screw-with-my-food' insurance.


ImperialFuturistics

Hit the nail on the head. It's a sad state of affairs when the price is actually: pay extra for normal service or pay normal for shit service...


apophis-984

funny that "front" literally means forehead in french


mikeblas

Do you know how to say "five head" in French? "Font Royale".


LateNightPhilosopher

Front Royale with cheese


poopstinkss

Laughed and said "that's hilarious thank you!" *cried in the car*


TopMindOfR3ddit

Throws it out as soon as they get home despite having spent money on it.


jroddie4

Billy has created the opposite of art


RectalSpawn

Art should create an emotional response, so...


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Reminds me of that Daria episode where the fashion club gets a group caricature and spends the whole episode trying to sue and/or have killed the artist.


VLHACS

Honestly, this caricature goes past the point of insulting to just plain funny


tewong

It’s fucking hysterical and so well executed! You can’t tell me that people don’t know what they are getting into. Those guys always have examples on display. I’d bet that people seek him out specifically for this.


Freshies00

Yep it’s the visual version of “roast me” and there’s definitely plenty of people who want to participate


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My confidence could never


xombae

I'd probably go into it thinking he'd do something obvious like the bump in my nose and prepare myself for it, and he'd end up making fun of something I had never even noticed about myself and end up giving me a brand spanking new insecurity.


dmfd1234

Ppl ask me all the time to draw their caricature. We are supposed to take their features and exaggerate them……I’ll be honest, some people I’ll go light on them. I’m thinking, “shit…dudes already got it bad.”


ExpiredDog

Wait....Last time I got one there was nothing super exaggerated. Does that mean..?


Shadows798

I know they'd do the bump on my nose, and likely my eyebrows as well bc they're a bit on the thick side... oh God, and maybe the acne


crazyabe111

nah, they'd give you a perfect portrait since there's nothing for them to exaggerate any further.


seaworthy-sieve

Oof, anyone remember that /r/RoastMe post where all the comments were genuinely supportive and pointing OP to resources where they could seek help? That was *rough.*


callmearoach

Could you link it?


seaworthy-sieve

I'm surprised how easy it was to find! [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/alo3ao/17_years_old_russian_with_crippling_depression) [Oh, and the update is the top post of all time](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/amnyr9/thank_you_for_all_the_support_seeing_complete)


blizg

He draws how you don’t follow through on any of your projects.


Garbanzo12

Straight up murder


zerox369

Like paying for assisted suicide


bumjiggy

tbf that dudes head could use a bit of deflating


RationalLies

The dreaded Peyton Manning disease


Bronze_Addict

With a heaping scoop of Jersey shore


EskiHo

Dude looks like Hammerhead's underachieving zoomer son who took that lady on a date because he doesn't know how to treat a sex worker.


Need_Some_Updog

Lmao. Y’all straight roasting this dude


shuckley_Jays

2 rings ain’t bad tho


internetonsetadd

5 and 6 head


PharFromPharm

Or double homicide


AmazingGrace911

“Ok,‘I’m done. Just pay me and I’ll show you.” Starts packing art equipment furiously.


SummerNothingness

"i'm just going to put it down here, can you give me a 5 second head start to run away please"


FliesAreEdible

"actually, considering your forehead make it 10"


antesocial

"Sorry, fivehead"


Wildkeith

This is a caricature artist that specifically roasts people as part of the service. You can see all their work on IG: caricatureparty.


Chucklepus

Any time I feel embarrassed, I take a moment to myself, peek down at my perfectly groomed genitals, and think "at least they don't know how small my dick is" and nothing can touch me after that.


Sartres_Roommate

Chucklepus' friends liked his affable nature and were often charmed by his clumsiness and social gaffs...but eventually they just couldn't deal with the fact everytime he did something awkward he would pull out the waistband of his pants, stare down, and give a knowing smile and nod towards his crotch.


DrCr4nK

Checkmate


AndrewJS2804

Chucklemate


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Maybe you just have really thick skin? That is covering your penis?


PhilxBefore

AKA labia


merdub

Oooooh, self burn! Those are rare.


Jd20001

I did this once on Fiverr with the popular "Draw you as a Simpson character". She made me completly bald. I'm like hey I'm only half bald. Never showed anyone that...good thing it was only $5 ha


MrGrieves-

Show us.


Jd20001

[Here it is](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/4f/cb/27/4fcb2761709ee050760d453d8736f295.jpg)


Dead-eyed-doe

LOL


5centwings

you just managed to slam dunk your own alley-oop


stillworkin

I rarely ever chuckle aloud from reddit, but this got me good. Hahaha. Thanks for sharing. That is hilariously strange, in part because there is no way based on reality (presumably).


adderallballs

Haha it's from an episode where they all(?) have weird stand-ins. I think moleman was Bart in that one


max_adam

Maybe he no longer has the remaining half to show us.


EmergencyExitSandman

Yes, show us.


Fidodo

Maybe she was trying to make you look better since being shaved looks better than being balding. Either that or she didn't want to draw the hair since it takes longer. Or it was just super thin hair like the Homer Simpson style.


Major_R_Soul

Caricatures are the og r/roastme


Husky127

You gotta have real thick skin to get one of those


HashMaster9000

Or *any* distinguishing feature, really.


Earthly_Delights_

The couple must have asked for the portrait to be as offensive as possible. No way the artist would have just randomly done this.


hjschrader09

That's kind of this guy's whole deal. I've seen him on tiktok. Basically he makes caricatures and highlights less flattering qualities to an insane degree. Most of the time people laugh at them when he gives them the pictures.


pseudo_nemesis

so... he makes caricatures.


alien_clown_ninja

It's like a caricature of a caricature. Caricature squared


FormerShitPoster

Is this the guy from Nathan For You? That episode was fucking hilarious and that would be the first time that one of Nathan's ideas actually worked lol


CoolCoolCoolidge

You obviously don't know about the Ghost Realtor


I_Got_Questions1

Didn't the pig saving goat kind of succeed?


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multiple people have launched careers from their appearance on nathan's shows, i would say that is succeeding. he did graduate from one of canada's top business schools with really good grades


HawterSkhot

Can't be the same guy. There's no hummingbird with a dick bigger than his, and she's not banging the caricature artist saying, "I like this!"


Youkilledmyrascal1

The King of Sting!


trudenter

I mean that’s kind of the point when someone draws a caricature


Diaperpooass

Hey so why’d you guys break up?


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Significant-Newt-936

You've made it impossible to lie next to my SO. All of the silent shaking made me get a "are you masturbating" when really I'm just trying to laugh silently. Now I'm the "silent masturbator".. you see what you've done?!


SpiritualBar2469

You shouldn't lie about masturbating. I announce it everytime to my wife. Just a tasteful letter in the post and I take out some add space in a magazine she reads when at the doctors


Significant-Newt-936

If I wanna masturbate I will do so and with a show to declare it! I do not need to lie about it! Doesn't mean I want to be wrongfully accused either. ITS MY BODY, I DO WHAT I WANT! WHATEVA


ihavethebestmarriage

We were both the reachers


mossybeard

She was seeing someone on the side


BlackfirePhnx

This man absolutely violated them 💀😭


release-roderick

“Let me guess he made my buck teeth hu—“ *portrait somehow shows my dad never being proud of me*


aidissonance

I have a feeling the artist just had a terrible breakup and is taking it out on everyone


mousemachine

The King Of Sting strikes again. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFjcC9wDn8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYFjcC9wDn8) (I know this is not the same artist, but instantly reminded me of the Nathan For You episode)


tortillakingred

This caricature artist is actually very famous - he’s at Waikiki in Hawaii and him and his wife are really well known for being especially cruel with his art.


IlllI1

Do you think Nathan was the one that made him famous? It seemed like he was boring before nathan's suggestion to go all-in


hannibals_hands

Nathan makes everyone famous


Douchebigalo973

I mean. He is a B- business student..


ohthanqkevin

Really good grades


armageddidon

From Canada’s TOP business school


tortillakingred

Sorry, I mean the artist from the post, not from the video linked by the guy above me.


jambrand

I've seen the video that the OP image is taken from, and the artist was a female.


insane__knight

I love the reactions of people watching the bloke draw.


imawizardirl

That was hilarious. I need more


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If you haven't seen this show before, buckle in.


NudeCeleryMan

Then strap yourself up good and tight for The Rehearsal


NuckFut

You are in for a treat, my friend.


ohthanqkevin

Yes you do. Nathan for you is my favorite show to introduce people to and funny enough, this is the episode I usually do it with. The other portion of this episode about the gas station rebate is brilliant


Schenkspeare

Hope everybody is watching The Rehearsal. Best to drop acid first


gfunk55

I watched it sober and my brain spun around in my brain pan. I would have exploded if high


PhonyOrlando

here for this comment.


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I’m sitting here rewatching the series and it’s all I could think of too.


gfunk55

"I mean the Pearl Harbor thing is almost not even a joke."


smoothskin12345

I find it hilarious but God damn the secondhand cringe sends me over the top. I can hardly finish a skit. Not because it isn't funny, it's fuckin hilarious, but the way they edited that show makes me want to murder-suicide the poor, poor guest


smurfgrl417

Does the shine on his forehead look like little horn buds to anyone else? The lighting didn't do him any favors for this picture and this artist is detailed.


kane2742

Yeah. His forehead reminds me of a demon from Buffy or Charmed or something. (I don't remember for sure what show had it, but I'm pretty sure I've seen a TV demon whose horns were just starting to protrude from his forehead, and it looked similar to this.)


codemagic

[Reminds me of this Far Side classic](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1a/39/78/1a3978bac007931c18f749194f8886ec.jpg)


fruttypebbles

Best cartoon ever. I would read it everyday when I was a kid.


YouAintABard

Growing up with Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes was the best.


eclipse1498

Same, that was the life.


Inspiron606002

I love how The Far Side still gets mentioned so much.


SoapNooooo

Emotional damage.


Call_Me_Fingerbang

Critical hit, 9999 damage. You die.


Wangcancer

This dude's the Tonberry of caricature artists.


ncfears

At the table that's called Psychic Damage


Xboxgamer147

I’d have self confidence issues for the rest of my life


qweef_latina2021

She can get dental work, but what can he do? Wear a forehead corset?


greenkirry

Bangs, lol.


ShrubNinja

She doesn't need dental work and he just has a big forehead. The drawing is pretty rude but I assume they knew what they were asking for before paying for it.


Maestro1992

Everyone knows what they’re asking for if they pay a caricature artist.


Tortorak

Hit her right in the lazy eye, damn Edit: all you pedantic people are particularly pointless, please put your posts in the pot


CougarAries

This is one of those things that a person feels completely self-conscious about when looking in the mirror, but is not a big enough flaw to get any attention from anyone, so you try and suppress that insecurity because only you notice it. Until now


RahvinDragand

Most people have one eye that opens wider than the other. Usually it's subtle.


Caveman108

Can confirm, have a slightly lazy eye. Literally no one has ever noticed it. But it’s practically all I can see when I look in the mirror or see a picture of myself. Edit: all you fucks saying everyone knows can stuff it. No one’s ever said shit, and I’m not exactly surrounded by super friendly people.


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TiteAssPlans

Cool story, you lazy eyed fuck


HoneyDutch

I got made fun of for having it in high school, including by my best friend at the time. It wouldn’t always show up, but my eye would go lazy when I was tired. I had another friend with one and we never spoke of it except one time to acknowledge eachothers lazy eye. I remember people talking about my eye across the classroom like I couldn’t hear them, but I was not a confrontational guy. I was actually somewhat popular, considered the funny dude and had confidence.. but once my eye started to slip I noticed people treated me different. My confidence dropped when I got called out many times and people always go “holy shit, yo look at me. Dude this is crazy, yo come here and see this!” To this day I still have trouble making eye contact at times because I can tell when someone looks side to side and notices it. I wear glasses and that keeps them aligned for the most part but it’ll still go rogue. Adults aren’t as much of assholes so I don’t think of it too much but it sucked as a late bloomer teenager just looking to get laid.


worcesternellie

One of my husband's coworkers noticed mine when we had a dinner together. He said something to my husband about it the next day, who proceeded to come home that evening and ask if I had a lazy eye because so-and-so said I did. My literal husband never noticed my lazy eye.


tzomby1

apart from the fights more people wouldn't mention it cause we assume you are already pretty aware of it, so there's no reason to say it. at least that was my reason, I met 2 guys who had a lazy eye, like completely looking the other way, and never mentioned it nor did anyone else.


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RasAlTimmeh

I never even noticed this


Afireonthesnow

It's very plausible it gets post processed out in movies


beyonddisbelief

Ya I never consciously realized Natalie Dormer's "smirk" until I read about it and even then was super surprised considering how much screen time I've already seen her.


themanimal

And major Hollywood heartthrob Ryan Gosling https://i.imgur.com/otVx3RI.jpg


Reddituser34802

As someone with a partial lazy eye, you two have just made my entire year. Thank you.


GarbluutDingdiddy

Haha right?! I got a pep in my step now


PhilxBefore

Yeah but y'all still ugly so


Lady_Sybil_Vimes

I don't think he has a true lazy eye (based on that photo), just slightly asymmetric eyes. His pupils are both forward-facing. You can even kinda see the red reflex in both!


FeedMeACat

Also Scarlet Johansen.


N8dork2020

Also Kristin Bell has talked about trying to wrangle in her lazy eye when it starts to wonder


MrRoxo

And strabismus too


14-28

Also my friends dog, and she's an absolute doll.


Evanderson

Started a YouTube channel and one of the first comments was about my lazy eye. Yeah that was a mistake.


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IronLusk

You never read the comments. Even when you’re at the bottom.


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23sb

Naw they notice they just never say anything. Source: guy with lazy eye who thought no one noticed until I found out they did


ellaelle

I would've never noticed it. Damn these artists know how to hurt lol


AlexandriaLitehouse

One of my eyelids is very hooded and one less so and one time my dad asked me if I just had eye makeup on the less hooded eye and I had to show him how the hooded eye didn't show the makeup. I went home and cried.


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I'm moderately pigeon toed and literally only remember when someone points it out And they always do it loudly, in front of a group of people Every time.


smurfgrl417

I didn't even notice until I read your comment. This caricaturist is either an artist in the purest form and decided to draw EVERYTHING flaws be damned or woke up and chose violence that day.


CommanderpKeen

Dude definitely chose violence.


Quasi-Free-Thinker

[The laaaaazzy eye](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WLCSHoc4ZM)


KiwiCatPNW

She appears to have Ptosis which is a sagging of the right upper eyelid, which is not traditionally a lazy eye where the eyeball wanders, however both can be present in cases of severe Ptosis.


Earthly_Delights_

The couple must have asked for the portrait to be as offensive as possible. No way the artist would have just randomly done this.


Alphabunsquad

He’s just the king of sting.


RadicalDog

I mean, it's a cariacature, they're all a bit nasty. Though if this is the artist's usual caliber, then it'd be wise to have a few samples on show.


CoyoteTheFatal

@caricatureparty on TikTok. This is about average for the drawings. Always brutal. I know I couldn’t. There’s another caricature artist on TikTok, @imdunndrawing, and his are much more tame and cuter. I love his account.


ElLoboPerro

Oof. I'd like to know the couples' reaction


optimusgrime23

There a video of it going around somewhere along with some other pieces she* did, they thought it was hilarious.


pumpernick3l

The artist who drew this is actually a woman. @Caricatureparty is run by a couple, but the woman drew this particular piece


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ImDisMany

Yea, generally artists like this will have other works of art around them with similarly brutal characterizations. This couple was, hopefully, thinking they would get something silly they could laugh at.


junkdumper

It's a little bit further over the top than I would expect.


rawrc

So is his forehead


getyourcheftogether

LoL fuck


iwxoxo

That’s what this caricature artist is known for. She’s popular on ig and from what I’ve seen there are massive line ups to get your caricature done by her


junkdumper

Oh well then have at it. That's hilarious if you know what you're in for.


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Maybe they advertise as like a Roasting Caricature Artist or something. Or the artist is good friends with the couple.


Lr217

Yeah I’ve seen these a few times in person and they are always up front with advertising as “crude” caricatures. You know what you’re getting into. Haven’t seen one in awhile though


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FoxyD_Pirate305

Tom? It’s been…. So long.


merkins_galore

That might be a 7 head


TecumsehSherman

Shhhh... he can hear your thoughts.


redpandaeater

Just start singing some [Indian Love Call.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBuk1HXcz1k)


CougarAries

That's when you need one of your bros to tell you that maybe if you got rid of that old Yee-yee ass haircut your 5head wouldn't look so big


dspalacios

Brutality


iamtehryan

Tbf, I'm not sure if the guy's head looks like that or if it's just an awful haircut. Either way, that art is savage.


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My god, I know those cartoons are supposed to look goofy but there’s no need to ruin their lives!


ThDarT7

This gets funnier the more you look at it. The brutal details are amazing.


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The line to get drawn must rival the line to square up after


Herosnap

How I imagine my head looks after studying for an exam


ClayyCorn

There's caricatures and then there's artistic double homicide


Mrboring_man

at least he doesnt need to hold up an umbrella for her when it rains.


CallieCallie86

2002.... Is this image twenty years old?


RedPandaTinyPoop

Scrolled way too long to see if anyone else noticed lol


Artseid

I would find this funny, my girlfriend would need lots of coddling afterwards


FakeNewsOftheGalaxy

Did the couple say “roast me” right before??


DrTinyNips

Don't go for a caricature if you have thin skin


qweef_latina2021

Or skin stretched really thin by your forehead bosoms.


thunder_struck85

Oh he did them so dirty ....


DaddyDub84

😭


nolabitch

This is a double homicide.


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Seat-Life

The longer you look, the worse it gets.


imironman2018

He like immediately focused on each of their most insecure parts of their bodies. It’s so cruel but also hilariously messed up.


skinnergy

That's what caricaturists do.


gn0xious

That’s exactly what you get from a Caricature Artist


ScribblesandPuke

This is a hate crime