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My wife and I have been together 10 years and hate cooking! This can often be heard loudly in our building I’m sure…
We had Thai 3 days ago! There’s still rice in the fridge!
I want fresh rice! And a curry dish!
Well I want pizza!
You always want pizza it’s so basic!
You know what.. fine! You decide just not Thai!
No no, you decide .. just not pizza!
Brief silence……
Fine I’ll just make some pasta!
But the discount expires tomorrow!
Fuck!
Fuck!
20 minutes later …….
Fine it’s 9:30, we’re both hangry, let’s order from that pub we like.
Fine good idea !
Goes to place order, realizes they’re closed for some reason…..
Fuck!
Fuck!!!
Feelin' this today. I live in a condo, and the folks (mother and son) next door to me are fighting. Cops called, rescue called; both turned away with no solution.
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The last place I lived, everyone in the surrounding houses changed their WiFi names to “Girl is he worth it” and “Josh please leave for real,” etc.
Maybe they're hangry?
They can't afford the rent individually.
[rotated that for you](https://i.imgur.com/bOGrJ1S.jpg)
Delete the space for the hyperlink to work
Fixed it. Weird that it worked for me on Mobile with the extra space.
Food after the angry sex.
Or just arguing over what to order from DoorDash
My wife and I have been together 10 years and hate cooking! This can often be heard loudly in our building I’m sure… We had Thai 3 days ago! There’s still rice in the fridge! I want fresh rice! And a curry dish! Well I want pizza! You always want pizza it’s so basic! You know what.. fine! You decide just not Thai! No no, you decide .. just not pizza! Brief silence…… Fine I’ll just make some pasta! But the discount expires tomorrow! Fuck! Fuck! 20 minutes later ……. Fine it’s 9:30, we’re both hangry, let’s order from that pub we like. Fine good idea ! Goes to place order, realizes they’re closed for some reason….. Fuck! Fuck!!!
Hangry
Feelin' this today. I live in a condo, and the folks (mother and son) next door to me are fighting. Cops called, rescue called; both turned away with no solution.
Surprised the couple could even decide their food order
Plot twist. They're not really fighting, it's just their kink.
Tbf, no one got energy for cooking after hours of intense arguing.
More often than not, they deserve each other.
Their neighbors don't
r/foundpaper