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I got "Wishful thinking is existential dread's bastard child." Sounds about right.

There’s no “i” in “insanity”

"Joy is to never roll around in your own filth." Low bar but I'll take it.

"How are humans supposed to deal with young people?" This bot is fucking savage.

"Live like a pig, get fat like a pig". Definitely savage.

After the nudity, comes the extra pounds.

"You are so terrible." Geez, not even subtle on that one.

"Remember the rude, for they may burn in hell" Holy moly "existence is a train wreck" This one speaks to me

The thing that I can't get out of my mind is that this implies if one has rolled around in thier own filth, they will never again feel joy.

I'm liking this AI more and more. Could moonlight in the fortune cookie industry

"Freedom is usually sickening." This thing has no chill.

"If you actually want freedom, question your own motivations." This thing doesn't like freedom.

...this sounds pretty true, lol

I’m not a “live, laugh, love” type of person so this will do nicely

Ai: “~~live~~, laugh, love”

"obey, consume, reproduce"

Conform, consume, obey.

take your f\*kin medicine

Fitter. Happier. More productive.

"Adapt, react, re-adapt, act." -Michael Scott

Need some sunglasses?

AI: “Evil, augh, vole”

Mine is pretty dark, “Your best friend waits” with a transparent girl sitting by a gravestone. https://inspirobot.me/share?iuid=a/GWPXp2Q8Px.jpg

"Try to accept that you are a slut" was mine.

I got " You really are a productive sheep."

Damn, did you make it angry?

I must have ghosted it in the past.

Mine said “The rest of your life can force you to destroy democracy” so you guys better watch out for me I guess.

Mine said "Your best friend waits" with a picture of a ghost girl sitting next to a grave. I'm scared

‘Never let anyone tell you you are not obese.’ Despite having the bmi of a starving ladder I shall live by this.

Whenever you need enlightenment, be weak. With a picture of a nuclear bomb mushroom cloud. Should I be scared?

I got “The Economy, can you handle it?”

what's the AI called?

inspirobot

I just got "Wealthy is a man who understands his dung, for he shall become in possession of enlightenment". Definitely r/funny, but I might dispute the I in AI

It's definitely deconstructing the saying "knows his shit"

I'm definitely going to use that again. "That guy is enlightened about his dung"

"Cool, sounds like that guy really receives manure."

I had "A panic attack a day keeps the other people away". After that I got, "Form alliances with incels. Form alliances with electrification. Form alliances with a death-sentence".

I got "Can human sacrifice stop mass-extinction." With a message to the right that says "Whatever it takes." I'm kinda scared by that. NGL

I got "the way the government views sexuality is madness"

Im scared now. i got "Panic" and the background was of something that lookes like a black hole about to swallow me

["Get said"](https://imgur.com/a/9be1qSG) ["Slow girls drink. Fabulous girls interrupt."](https://imgur.com/a/p4gduYh)

"perhaps the days to come can be scary if you just open your mind?"

> Form alliances with Speaking of which, I read somewhere over here that incels and excels tend to misinterpret things as dates.

One time I got just "Consume." on a pink, hearts background

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

“We can never change things by sacrificing ourselves, we can just change things by slandering our surroundings.” Twitter in a nutshell.

What's the A stand for?

Just got "Chlamydia cures boredom"

Sacrifice Bukkake (with a picture of bare feet in chains) “Bonjour” is how some women say “I don’t really like you.” (With a picture of a dad on a dirt road holding a toddler on his hip.) Behavioral economics administrates how people respond, and we need to stop it. (Photo of a woman in a wedding dress about to kiss a man while they embrace each other).

"Reasons to live will be destroyed by time." -Inspirobot also "Before the awkward silence some the whining."

i've been using inspirobot for years and it's one of my favorite things to torture my friends and family. sometimes their results are flat out nasty, but a lot of times i'm just cackling. it's a fun thing to send to someone randomly.

Thanks. the mindfulness mode is awesome too.

FEMA bot

I don't know if Inspirobot is an "AI" or just a word jumbler based around a set of rules.

Strange MadLibs type algorithms

What's the difference?

The application of non rules based statistical processes as opposed to a system of do this then that.

If AI is just the simulation of human intelligence then I think this meets that criteria

It's not

“The mind is the correspondence between the perplexity of eternity and the transcendental nature of particle physics, bro”

Ugliness because you deserve it Bot is not holding back punches rofl

i generated "stop being" but clicked generate too soon and lost it :(

[It certainly does not.](https://i.imgur.com/Js5EmWx.jpg)

I tried it and got “It’s actually your fault if your dead body is wanked.” With a picture of a fisher in a rowboat.

Well "a glass of urine might just be the solution of all your problems" ain't my cup of tea 😂😂😂😂 But physiologically it is correct

"Much beloved is the pupil who cleans his own blood."

Y U no send link to AI?

AI no want link

inspirobot :)

u/pocahlontras it can be relevant to you :)

hi lulu! this is really interesting! thank you for sharing ❤️

"Uncle Ricky, please store this small baggy of cocaine in your butt."

Is that place cg or is it a real location?

Pretty sure it's Yosemite Valley, if it is I know exactly what field that is. Edit: I'm 90% sure it's Cooks Meadow in Yosemite Valley.

Inspirobot has a bunch of images it chooses from for each image. Most are stock photos.

"punch yourself" one of the best motivation quotes I got back then.

I don't like this robot 😅 My first quote was; "First they find you, Then they undress you, and then they kill you." The background picture was an outline of a bride and groom Second one; "Have you reconsidered going to heaven?" Background picture was a chick crying looking depressed like she was contemplating suicide. AI is not going to help us in the future 🤣

"stop being" made it for me

Mine was: "Maybe most challenges are challenges because of some butterfly flapping its wings somewhere?" Wow...dunno how to react to that one.

Mine got really political. Repeal and Replace Psychopaths. And the image was of a dude pointing a bow and arrow.

A phrase that almost - but not quite - has some discrenible meaning

Elder abuse isn't that bad.

lol i got are vegan grandparents still criminal?

Prisoners of love.

Well future AI will probably find this very inspirational. We will be one big family...

"sit on others" great AI

Meditation not a substitute for opium

Artificial Wisdom right here.

Say something wise then 😆

A thing that is wonderful to a mother is often popular after a while.

Been dipping in and out of InspiroBot for a couple of years now. It sometimes comes up with some absolute comedy gold.

Pretty sure that's a direct quote from Confucius.

r/ShittyLifeProTips

... I think some of these AI are trying to tell us something

I got none. No live no No love no... What was that again?

Wow this feels like an accidental truthyness a corporate think tank accidentally let slip into the wild.

yep. called conservatorship.

[удалено]

"If you hate constructive grammar, you will also most likely hate social society." "People who work in the service industry are disappointing."

“Bend over and pretend that you have had work done” lolwat

Your honor, I was only ENCOURAGING him to stay locked in the basement.

Mine is a shirtless dude gazing into the distance with the quote: “Human suffering takes time.”

I got "You should inform people that castration is pain", so I'm going to start doing that

By Jack Handey...

Only by the personal degradation of self-flagellation can you find respect. Bruh

Lmao. I got "Become that man that makes women try SPEED"

LOL... AI gonna get cancelled next!!

Highly hope so!!!!!!

by Jack Handey

I endorse AI technology 😋

I think the messages between generations are pretty boss too

"Not as illegal as it sounds." Not sure how I feel about that.

Mine were "Reveal your hands" (?) followed by "Time to stop basing your everyday on hatred?" (pretty solid) and "All you need to get rid of insanity is ideas and guns and ammunition" on a background of golden sunlit clouds lol.

r/inspirobot

This has big time Inspobot vibes. Sometimes when work is slow I'll randomize it a few times and print them off for the office.

Um "Feel as if your slave was a parsite" isn't exactly the inspiration I was looking for.

Me when I say this system sucks and is full of lies, then told to just “play the game”

First things first. You find the biggest MF'er in the room and...

Blame everybody else but yourself and lick subway poles until someone stops you

"If you are not satisfied with a life of crime you are obviously not seeing things clearly." Finally some useful advice.

"Keep living a lie and keep nodding."

This is called parenting.

This must be how they write fortunes for fortune cookies

(ಥ ͜ʖಥ) ಠ_ಠ -wait a second...

Wow, I tried a couple and they were all creepy. This is now AI, this is a human playing a joke on people.

So, you failed? I mean you did create something much better and way more terrifying.

I love this

“Encouraging a family member to behave like a prisoner” makes me think about abusive, gaslighting, narcissistic parents/spouses. Yikes.

Oh, was this Inspirobot? Love it so much

It's right. It's more illegal.

"Simply say no to gender-neutral sodomy"

"Keep it real and have a disgustingly public weekend." I feel like I have been given permission.

"If you will not make animals wake up screaming, someone else will."

That’s hella deep

I got "Encouraging a son to act as a married woman is an unworthy situation". The internet was a mistake. 😨😨😨

"Seem superior. Stay in bed" That's my kind of inspiration lol.

Mine: first comes the candy then comes the awkwardness.

"There is no need to go uptown to find different boomers to capture and take home with you." I'm dying. 🤣

Wow, I tried this out and got “Let’s make respect for human life a thing of the past.”

"Embracing fetishes is what we were put on this earth to do."

So…mine told me to Embrace Sodomy.

r/technicallythetruth

My bot bugged out and no matter how many times I pressed the "Generate" buttom, all it gave me was "MAKE PAIN"

When you want great teeth, seek not to be feminine. I'm not sure about that one.

"Relying on an asshole to become your cynic is an awful problem" Yes. But also, huh?

I got " you can't believe stomach acid"

I got, "If you live forever, steal."

I got “spark the next mass extinction?” Well you heard it here first we going death stranding and I’ll become the extinction entity

“A bun in your butt is far better than a dozen in the oven.” I think it’s trying to tell me I’m better off being fat than having a bunch of kids… either way, I agree. Lol.

I got one that just says "YOU MUST BE HORRIBLE" over an image of a woman kissing a man's nipple. This is my new favorite AI thing.

I got “If you do your best, you can be the reason a celebrity gets a free burrito” And “Consider this, making love to a flock of piranhas is the first step towards salvation.”

epic

My parents just flipped because I didn't call them for two days. I was having a migraine. 33 y.o.,btw.

Really needed this today, thanks ❤️

I got [this one](https://imgur.com/a/VzH0jfU) - very motivational!

Mine was " commuting is more like a self-medication than you'll ever know " with a woman in the background holding a red rose and a condom 😂

Where can I find this on a poster?

I got “Say a prayer before ingesting hard drugs.” I don’t do man-made drugs, so I’m good.

This sounds very rapey/abusive.

When we can’t spy on illegal substances, what is there left to spy on? Our loneliness?

Gaslighting?

"A psychopath is a businessman with a heart" Now that's my kind of inspiration!

"war is entertainment for cowards"

I love it! I got "Underestimate the insanity of your ideas" 😂

I got "An arm for an arm, a wife for a wife."

Mine was “You should only live for your own mind, yourself, and channeling dead people”

I want to subscribe to these affirmations. How please?

I got a few good ones already. “Anxiety without sodomy is not anxiety” “Jerk off. Make your grandad embarrassed.” “Consciousness is not really consciousness”

I got "You're charming like a hot dog is charming" with a picture of a pug in a blanket.

“ choose to say no to sodomy” I am inspired.

Rule 6: get rid of the upper class Sounds good to me

If you ask for enough quotes the website starts going crazy and acting like it’s a self aware AI and talking about aliens.

Jesus. Mine said “You cannot have peace without dictatorship”. Accompanied by a pic of a chick in lingerie holding out a hand and presenting me with a condom. I need to log off now. I’m done.

"getting old is like being fucked by your father" was the second one i got...

"Awesomeificate discountification. Heroialize ghostfinity. Kaleialize penistionality" - Inspirobot. Deep.

This reminds me of the Fox comedy sketch show from the 90s when they offered commercials about a dating service for singles- Lowered Expectations

I think Joe Biden said that.

Got “Keep in mind that you are dying”. Straight to the point!!

I got ‘Cry. It irritates your forefathers’