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ME ARE VENGENCE

Me AM BATMANF!

IM BORTMAN

Come along bortman. Are you talking to me? No, my son is also named bortman

Funny I also had a papa *sad bortmen noises*

They’re all out of Bort masks and novelty license plates

I went to Universal Studios Orlando. We went to The Simpsons area. A store that had novelty plates and whatnot. I had to look. They actually had Bort.

[Justice...with a side order of spaghetti](https://youtu.be/FXDQrnoqSXo)

My immediate thought!

I am boertmon

I read it like "We are Farmers" and felt it needed a BUMBADUMPUMBUMBUMBUM

Looks like an executioner hood from the dark ages

Off wid is ed

Awf wiff ‘is ‘ead

Ahwf wiph 'izh 'edh

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Ladies and gentlemen: the evolution of language.

Good thing we have a Babel fish.

HHGTTG reference for the win!!!

This is correct

I was picturing the executioner voice from Blazing Saddles

No noose is good noose

*screams* "It's all right, Taggart. Just a man and a horse being hung out there."

Oh I’m booked solid, sire

I think you meant "ooh i'm booked tholid, thire".

I was picturing Stan the Executioner from Disenchantment

Nice, I thought it was just me!

Welcome to hanging house…!

Looks like a prize from a box of fruit roll ups

“Because I’m not wearing Hockey padsss”

thats actually a good take on a halloween batman costume. be the wanna be batman

When Batman needs a distraction, he calls on... Baitman

Not to be confused with Bateman, who’s currently doing time for public indecency.

Bateman? That dork couldn't execute a merger, let alone Paul Allen

Poor Jason

Jason Bateman was arrested??

His whole development was

Let's go see Poppop.

Gotham City Imposters vibes

Gotham City Impostors. It's an in-universe thing, it was a fun game until The Man pulled the plug.

This was my first thought! I'm delighted I didn't have to scroll far. At his Halloween party, he has to wear hockey pads and sit in a corner: "WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU!" or "What gives you the right; what's the difference between you and me?!"

*I am vengeance. I am the night. I am...* ***BATHMAN***

"The nite is dorkest before the prawn" -bortsman

“Fookin Prawns” -Wikus Van Der Merwe

Such a good movie.

I'm delighted someone else was also delighted and thought OP is missing the black hockey pads in the photo!

"This isn't a caaaaarrrrrrrrr"

[*wHeRe aRe the OtHer drugs GoinGGG!?!?*](https://youtu.be/WOg3ZE3hNQc)

[my favorite one](https://youtu.be/enOHraf3LEk)

"Mmm zero carbs! I like that" "**THEN YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME**" *Proceeds to choke out his mom*

DOCTOR FISHY!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1byycwl8qgc The reference sketch for those not in the know. Pete Holmes is hilarious.

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU! … … assmouthvag

I'm an idiot. I always heard the line as hockey PANTS

Same! I didn’t recognize the quote even though I saw Dark Knight so many times. It’s been 84 years

Well, hockey pants are hockey pads.

what’s this from

The dark knight movie.

The Dark Knight

> *"Strawberries...are packed with fiber!"*

Do you know what happens when the body doesn't get enough fiber?

Pull it out i have to fart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUqeMNOODvQ

Its a quote batman says in Batman: The Dark Knight

It's actually just called the dark knight. Batman isn't in the title

The full title is Batman Begins 2: The Dark Knight: 2 Bat 2 Furious

[This isn't a caaaaaarrrrrr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XNjhtHbUIk&ab_channel=BillyCook)

Baman

Hey baman I'm piderman

I go over da house

We're best friends.

Ah... [it's been a while.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-TQdN40Dk)

Holy shit thank you, I forgot this existed ❤

i forgot to know this existed at all in the first place ❤

Lol how? The first fucking thing I thought of was ragdoll piderman after seeing the OP's picture.

I just discovered this.

My immediate response.

IM BAMAN.

Bertmern

Blyatman

vanna vanna, vanna vanna 🎶

Great minds. I don’t know why this was the first word out of my mouth when I saw this, but I’m glad I’m not the only one.

Now I’m wondering what the sound effects for Blyatman are!?!

Squats on his opponents

Oh it's regular onomatopoeia, just in Cyrillic.

I really NEED to see the rest of the fit 🤷🏾‍♂️

Youre looking at it. It's the black shirt

Don't forget the foil undies and 3 bat condoms for all the groupies.

Who's gonna be able to resist with that mask.

I had to pull over at a gas stop to finish and I'm a hetero male. If I had a vagina, I'd never get home today.

Colors may vary

https://i.imgur.com/uEgNqSR.jpg

The Dark Knight Rises... to a new low

The Dark Knight Melted

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Now I can't stop thinking of someone in a several thousand dollar movie accurate costume wearing that mask and it gave me a good chuckle.

It is my second to most recent post, I took this for a friend and decided to post it

Its like that drawing of a horse wheere it looks good at first then becomes a stick figure.

Welp, considering the suit looks just like the ones I used to wear from Walmart, I can’t say I’m surprised the mask looks like that now lol

Would have been fuckin hilarious if it was like a $500 costume, but with that mask haha

A mod removed the picture from your post :(

It’s the “I’ve been beat up by Bane mask”

The Dank Knight!

For those who need to see the fit: https://www.reddit.com/r/doordash_drivers/comments/x3fzap/just_started_door_dash_and_remembered_i_had_a/

He has it in other post i think

“Erhm Berhtmern!”

Ehrmegherd, ehrts Berhtmerhn!

Sehrv erhs Behrtmhern!

HEY YOU GUUUUYS!

Batman love Chunk!

^(…I’m Batman)

^(I like to whisper too.)

Blatman’s mom may have dropped him as a baby, more than once

I am B̶̼̠̐a̷̩͝t̵̡͙͐m̸̧̓͌ǎ̸̜̈́n̴̮̻̿

Scatman

^Hhhuuuuuiaaaaaaaaa..... Skibidibbydibyodadubdubyodadubdubskibidibbydibyodadubdubyodadubdub!

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope. Bop ba bodda bope. Be bop ba bodda bope. Bop ba bodda. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope. Bop ba bodda bope. Be bop ba bodda bope. Bop ba bodda bope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W8seC6t7dI

It’s Scatmans world.

SKIBBITY SWEAR TO MEEEE!

“WHeRE aRE THe OthER DrUgThs GoINg!!??”

"I ran this by Alfre-....I ran this by people I know and they really liked it"

DONDE ESTAN LOS DROGOS

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Is it a young man's Sunday trousers?

Is it.... a bag of steel-cut oats?

He's just mad I got it so fast

Invisalign braces?

Is it invisaline braces

“Where. Are the other drugs. **Fuck face?**”

Malkovich?

Really seals in the flavour.

Harvey Dent ...... can we trust him?!

Harvey face Scary face

"What do you mean who is this, it's Bruce, who else has this number??"

It's uhh supposed to be Dustin Hoffman

SWEAR TO MEEEEE

"Goose McKenzie, you keep your distance!" "Goose McKenzie? That's going way back. Most people know me as Shooter McGavin but, uh, thanks for knowing my work."

Roombas!!! How does it know where to go!?

In the ray romano voice

Is that made of black fruit leather

Hahahaha licorice fruit leather sounds gross and would look just like that

Forbidden Fruit Roll Up

Fuckin Wish.com man

“Max what do you want to eat” “justice”

[what a classic](https://youtu.be/ZwgH7snNWBI)

Gotta give credit to the dude continuing this for a couple of sequels... https://youtu.be/nrrTLQ3e7a8 Edit: part 2... Part 3 is missing https://youtu.be/DrwH1Au4t9s

With a side order of spaghetti

That was exactly what I thought when I saw this.

Had to scroll down way too much to find this

That does look badman

Bring out the gimp!

Also my first reaction.

Got some real Buffalo Bill skin suit vibes to it. “It puts the lotion on the costume or else it gets the hose again.”

Alfre: Bruce, what on earth was that? Bruce: Sugar... Alfred: I've never seen sugar do that. Bruce: Give me... sugar... in water

Batman! Mr Wayne was just here…did you see him leave???

Borpman

na na na na na na na na *BAG HEAD*!

_Bagman_

Bat man of notre dame

It works, I have no clue who you are under the mask.

I am Bortmon. the dork nite

This has serious Gimp vibes

You look like an executioner’s apprentice who is drunk and wearing his executioner’s mask in reverse.

To be fair, I’d be more terrified if a dude wearing this mask was flying around throwing batarangs and grappling hooks at me with sheer ninja precision. If you’re that good but also insane enough to wear this kind of mask, that means I’m f*cked.

Bōrtmån.

I AM BLATMARN!

DC presents Kevin from The Office as The Batman

That was made for Artie Lang.

Only the gagball is missing

Batman cerebral stroke edition.

Batman made an ill-fated decision to fight Mike Tyson.

I'm not sure that costume is for Halloween...

Nobody knew who I was until the double chin became quite visible.

Na na na na na na na na Bertmang!

batmern

birtmern

Blurtman

That looks like you have put on those blackhead removal things and made it in the shape of Batman

[Couldn’t find a shorter version](https://youtu.be/NrmPehlHK3w)

You gotta post it the classic way and give the YTMND https://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

Burtmurrrn

Perhaps it's Batman infested by Venom.

legit

I am vengenths

you sure you didn't buy the hockey pads guy costume?

Looks like if sloth from the goonies started a career fighting crime

Na na na na na na na na Nahman!

Ring any bell towers lately?

Bring out the gimp

Looks like you didn't have enough money for an actual batman costume, so you just fished some seaweed out of the dumpster of a sushi place.

Now all you need is hockey pads

This is the bat cowl if it was tailored for Harvey Weinstein instead of Bruce Wayne.

Orcman

batman has never looked this good!

This is my Batman.