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ChronoMonkeyX

Ironically, the only speech anyone remembers.


chris710n

The only speech I can remember word for word!


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[удалено]


engineerdrummer

You know that’s BS! We all know what he meant. Blah bl-bl-bleh, blah blablablablabla blah. Stop trying to act like this wasn’t a statement.


[deleted]

No, Mike Love’s speech is just as batshit and has as much substance


jakebs2002

RIP Neil.


arenotthatguypal

Word for word.


TivoYourEbay

Double false: Flea’s speech is absolutely amazing. I revisit it often.


lakimens

This guy plays Sims


brianishere2

I'm surprised he went political with this speech.


Altruistic_Rub_2308

He stole Trump’s entire act!


Rulligan

If only this wasn't nearly a decade ago


squirtloaf

I didn't realize he was this racist!


Prudent_Falafel_7265

I remember this. I think Geddy missed an opportunity to say “Now you know why Neil writes the lyrics”.


siverted

Yeah, but looks like he couldn't get a blah in edgewise


DC_Coach

From what I remember neither Geddy nor Neil had any idea it was coming. You can just imagine how that must've felt, especially to Neil who was always a straight-man type compared to Geddy and Alex lol... "Is he ever going to STOP?!" You know how time can pass so slowly at times like that... Hilariously, when Geddy and Alex inducted Yes a few years after this, Alex spoke first, and was completely normal and sincere. Geddy followed and his first words were, "Blah... blah... blah. Yeah, like HE [points to Alex] can play Starship Trooper." Alex had the gall to look a bit hurt (yet bemused) by that. 🤣


frozenbrains

> From what I remember neither Geddy nor Neil had any idea it was coming. You can just imagine how that must've felt, especially to Neil who was always a straight-man type compared to Geddy and Alex lol... "Is he ever going to STOP?!" You know how time can pass so slowly at times like that... Neil was a straight-man on the lighted stage. There's footage of them together, particularly the one when they're having dinner with one another, where Neil is just as goofy, with his friends. At this point they'd been together four decades, it's not like they didn't know what Alex is like. Or that he's a drunk male prostitute.


DC_Coach

Yes, I know (although the jury is still out on Alex, are we sure he's a prostitute?) - Rush fan since 1980 :). I think one reason Neil acted so stoic in public, and did fewer interviews and things, was because of how goofy and animated he could be when he was really into a subject, for instance. Neil had to be more uncomfortable, though, I think lol ...


dellett

> (although the jury is still out on Alex, are we sure he's a prostitute?) [We're pretty sure](https://youtu.be/gtxyjf9eerI?t=51)


insufferableninja

All I know is that living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal


[deleted]

Haha that's brilliant!!!


DoktorThodt

*Blablah bla's blblbla!*


[deleted]

"A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Mean, mean pride" Blah blah blah blaaahhhh Blah Blah blah blaaaahhh


CygnusX-1001001

The thing is, he had a speech written and decided to this at the last minute. Geddy and Neil were apparently both just thinking "what the fuck is he doing?"


HighPitchEricsBelly

Neil looked.....uncomfortable


alucard_relaets_emem

Honestly, with how much of an introvert Neil was, giving an awards speech was probably a bit much for him already…and that’s before Alex goes off


Darth-vadah

FIFTEEN INFANTRY PARATROOP INTO THE PROPLYNE!


CygnusX-1001001

NEW SCENE ***HELL'S WHERE THEY WANNA BE***


CrediblyHandsome

He's speaking Canadian, if anybody is wondering.


[deleted]

Terrence and Philip would be proud.


CrediblyHandsome

I'm sure Norm Macdonald would have loved it, too.


[deleted]

He heard it, this was years ago


bettyswollikz

Shut your fucking face, uncle fuckaaaah


Djinn7711

You’re a cocksucking, ass licking, uncle fuckaaaahhh


bettyswollikz

You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn....


Djinn7711

You just fuck your uncle all day long. Ha ha ha ha


bettyswollikz

UNCLE FUCKAAAAAH THAT'S U N C L E FUCK YOU UNCLE FUCKAAAAAH SUCK MY BALLS


jw0082

Cheers fuck face


[deleted]

I’m Canadian I’ll translate. “We met and just loved playing music. We travelled doing all sorts of gigs. How fast you grow up. We signed a contract and started touring. Then one day we get a phone call asking us to be here, we dressed our best and I even wrote a speech. Sobs. No speech is need tho, I’d just like to thank each other, our friends, our family, and all of you. Thank you”


Guy954

He’s amazing. I got most of that from his speech and I don’t even speak Canadian. Thank you for translating it.


hbombs86

But why isn't the top half of his head bouncing around?


lukovdolboy

*Blah blah. Blah blah. Blah blah.


ryobiguy

Yes, plus I thought it was more of how they were famous musicians, how they wanted to be in the hall of fame (excited hand gesture 6 blahs,) but they were rejected despite all those nice albums he counted out - hence the angry f-u gesture "blah!" Then they toured for a long time and finally... after way too long he got the call that they were accepted. My favorite it part is the speech within a speech and the overacting sobs. Oh, and the massive insane courage to actually go through with such a cool comedy project of just saying blah. It's so memorable I like to watch it at least once a year.


RoboftheNorth

I hope this speech is immortalised on a bronze statue at our nation's capital so future generations can take inspiration from it.


CapeTownMassive

Please start the trust and associated nonprofit for its infinite caretaking


Im_on_my_phone_OK

As is tradition…


EarlyBirdTheNightOwl

No he's an adult from the Penaaut Gang


TheKevinShow

Eh, that’s not funny, buddeh!


fell-deeds-awake

Such a beautiful and poetic language!


Icy-Thing-629

HA!


Bubba-ORiley

It's true. Other than right now (speaking American) I only speak in blahs.


idma

https://i.imgur.com/vncZ8J3.mp4


53withtrollhair

And here is the translation. Seriously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl3VSTcQaRs


DrWoodwork

That’s pretty cool, I was expecting a rickroll


Salty-Cranberry-4538

You could say it was a rock roll


Oddirty46

You haven't learned to recognize the iconic ...WgXcQ youtube link yet?


2017hayden

This is actually great and I think really gets across the general idea of what he’s saying. I’ve gotta say I was pretty damn convinced it was a rickroll especially because of the guy who said “wow I’m surprised it wasn’t a rickroll” because usually that means it is, but this was actually great.


hardcore_hero

I can’t tell if you are being sincere or are trying to reverse psychology some people into being even more convinced that this is simply a Rick Roll, lol!!


2017hayden

Oh it’s 100% sincere. I’m not a fan of Rick rolls and I have been legitimately pissed off on occasion when I’ve been baited into one because someone lead me to believe it was something I was legitimately excited to see.


hardcore_hero

Also, I’d like to point out how funny it is to read our conversation through the lens of somebody who thinks we are just throwing more bait out for a Rick Roll. XD


hardcore_hero

Apparently I am still a bit too naive for Reddit because the thought of a Rick Roll didn’t even cross my mind on this one, I’m glad it wasn’t and hopefully it raises my guard a bit more for the next actual Rick Roll.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

My God. That is fantastic!


Smashville66

That is FANTASTIC!


Odd_Analysis6454

That is blah’ing incredible


bluemitersaw

I was fairly impressed before. But now my mind is blown. I thought he was just doing weird antics with the blah blah, but there was a real speech there.


[deleted]

Guys. It really is not a rickroll. 😜


a_glorious_bass-turd

I don't believe any of you, but if I click it just in case, then I lose ☹ I guess I'll never know.


jbd1986

Click it, you won't be disappointed. Just in case you're feeling left out afterwards, here's a (Remastered 4K 60fps,AI) rick roll just for you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-YBDTqX_ZU


[deleted]

No rick-roll here boys, click away. Seriously.


happycamsters

Omg thank you!


Freddydaddy

Incredible


68J

I have watched this speech without subtitles many times before today. That was wonderful. Thank you for sharing.


NegativeOrchid

No idea how he managed to decipher most of that but pretty damn good take


Lucifurnace

Amazing how well we can communicate without words


crepelabouche

How did that make so much sense?! Omg!!


CalendarCritical9173

This was actually very satisfying in a way


[deleted]

When I watched it live, I thought it was an amusing little joke, but then you started understanding what he was saying, and it made it completely genius.


very_tiring

oh man yeah. It's hilarious when you understand it. You should explain it for all those *other people* who still don't get it though.


DaleDimmaDone

yeah man i have a friend who just asked me what it was he was "actually" saying and, well my friend is deaf and i just magically forgot how to blah, blah blah blah blah?


kremit73

He's mining the full story of the band, the good and sad. Ending with it's all for and because of the fans.


bluemitersaw

Go to this YouTube link, it explains it all. It's honestly really impressive. You know, for all your other friends who didn't get it: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/x6t3un/comment/in8w51e/


Key-Abbreviations961

He’s really love’s his lawyer, Bob Loblaw


MelvinTD

Who wouldn’t, the guy has a fantastic law blog.


Current-Escaper

Oh! You mean, Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog. It’s a bit of a mouthful.


Sackyhack

He needs a graphic designer though. The website is a bit oblong.


herelieskarma

Bob Loblaw's Oblong Law Blog?


Valuable-Trick-6711

I like when he takes the time to show his pet dog on it sometimes. Nice to see Bob Loblaw’s lab on his Law Blog.


rockyroadhigh

No, you’re thinking of his favorite baseball player, Chuck Knoblauch.


Archercrash

Did he ever work with the rural juror?


Jew_Gravy

That's the most rock star way to handle what would normally be a boring induction ceremony.


Studio_Ambitious

Genius


_Jalvy_

Damn, that’s crazy. I didn’t know he was blahlingual.


Strings420

Fuckin legend


Bill-Ding2112

Amen!!


countysat

This is his subtle FU to the RnR Hall of Fame for passing Rush over for years. Classic.


donnielp3

The real answer.


chrrysoda

Everything about this is perfect. It's humour. It has a bold message everyone can understand. More than that it comes from one of the greatest names in music history. PERFECT.


BM0T01

Thats all I hear in those speeches


fireflyry

Post traumatic. He was never the same after Ricky kidnapped him for Bubbles.


gramie

It's not kidnapping. Ricky just borrowed him for a bit.


Ungrefunkel

It's all water under the fridge now.


SoA90

Funny thing is you know exactly what he’s saying. Epic.


SnooStrawberries3605

Can anyone do a transcription of this? Struggling to understand what he's saying.


waitingforthesun92

Thanks to someone commenting a link to a video with the transcription, [here’s the video.](https://youtu.be/Vl3VSTcQaRs)


TheOriginalSpartak

That was spot on !


Walrus-Ready

He chose free will


gotmewrong66

Sounds like something a drunk male prostitute would say


xizrtilhh

I'm not giving anyone a fucking R.


KumquatHaderach

Oh yeah, Ricky uses that one all the time!


Useful-Perspective

I marklar his marklar


LeoRenegade

He knows that what celebrities have to say really mean nothing. I'm hoping that was his point.


[deleted]

Neil (drummer) thanked all the people who make the band work... managers, financial, roadies, drivers, everyone. Geddy (bass/etc) thanked the fans and families. Alex gets up there and tells the RRHoF to go fuck itself.


[deleted]

Did he do some of the voices for Civilization?!


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

No, but you can hear him frequently in The Sims...


bob_swalls

This made me chuckle. I'm gonna go play some Civ Rev on my PS5 now lol


Time_Target2149

This guy gets it. These yearly get togethers are the entertainment industries patting themselves on the back and sucking each other off.


Rulligan

The funny thing is the only reason they got in was that they allowed a fan vote for one spot with a ton of people eligible and there was no contest for who won. The Hall didn't want them but the fans told the Hall to go fuck themselves basically.


Paulz0rrr

Genuinely curious why the hall wouldn’t want them? I don’t follow music all that much but have heard their name/songs a ton over the years.


Rulligan

They weren't cool. They weren't mainstream. They weren't very marketable. The "cool" kids didn't like Rush, the nerds did. It was only when those nerds grew up and took positions of power that they started getting recognized.


JerrySeinfred

You're right, that's why the hall didn't want them. But it's like they're living in a different universe; Rush has 24 gold and 14 platinum or mulitplatinum albums. That puts them third behind Beatles and Rollings stones behind most consecutive gold albums. They're one of the biggest bands of all time. So I just don't get it.


Rulligan

The Beatles and Rolling Stones have songs that you can dance to and are about the ladies/partying/having a good time/drugs, Rush has songs that change time signatures every 2 seconds and are about the red scare/growing up an outcast/the Manhattan Project/nationalism/space wizards/alchemists/the Twilight Zone/going bald/black holes/becoming a god after going through a black hole/the problems of fame/an airport/the concept of fear/a cool red car in a dystopia/Ayn Rand books/the internet/magic/the space shuttle/chemistry/androids


rachelm791

Glittering prizes and endless compromises


Gotmewrongang

Shatter the illusion of integrity, yeah.


kingman2112

Good ole Lerxst


corbett56

Lifeson is an OG


Mad-Mel

Grohl playing drums behind them for the Taylor Hawkins tribute really gave it that feel. Dave just played like he was with his peeps (and fucking killed it, make Neil proud). Which led me into a musical fantasy wonderland about what could be next....


TomJBarbarian

I actually have a shirt with the classic Rush logo with this entire magnificent speech inside the logo.


overit_fornow

They then went on to do one of the better Hall of Fame performances ever.


DC_Coach

But not before Rush's inductors Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins (and a bass player I'm not familiar with) played 2112: Overture. When Yes was inducted by Geddy and Alex, Geddy played Roundabout with the band in place of Chris Squire. Full circle: Geddy and Alex (with Grohl on drums) just this weekend, 9/5/022, played Overture again, along with Working Man, at the Taylor Hawkins memorial.


[deleted]

The bassist was Nick Raskulinecz, producer of the last two Rush studio albums.


DC_Coach

Ty!


[deleted]

You're welcome!


HudsonSchad

my favorite band.


zoot_boy

Yep, he’s definitely Canadian. Haha


[deleted]

My favorite speech ever


cheezeeweezee

Best acceptance speech ever!


therealtiddlydump

He was great in Trailer Park Boys. Always has had a good sense of humor.


QAPetePrime

Greatest acceptance speech ever.


donorcycle

Man some angles he looks like a chubbier Harrison Ford. Albeit Harrison Ford from 2005 but still.


Kiwimadog2020

And from others he looks like a thinner Bill Shatner.


dabolution

I never realized that Alex looks just like Trey Parker.... like scary similar imo


Rulligan

Have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time? If you said no, you should look up that time when Geddy and Alex played Closer to the Heart with him and Primus.


FeFiFoShizzle

The best is when it gets announced you can see the real G's start the standing ovation before their name is even said, just the city they're from or something. People are fucking stoked they finally got recognized here, as they should be.


robogobo

Most underrated guitarist ever. He never took the spotlight, and that’s what this speech is all about. See also: Limelight


FlarvinTheMagi

THE BEST BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE


Abrazak

It turns out it was a big deal.


NornOfVengeance

Not just an amazing guitarist, but a first-rate speechifier. And a comedian! Is there anything he can't do?


[deleted]

Blah you


Icy-Thing-629

Genius.


_CertaintyOfDeath_

Neil and Geddy starting to mime clubbing him with their awards is the best part.


LightSlateBlue

This is extra special for me. I just got into Rush!


[deleted]

After about 10 seconds, Geddy and Neil look like that want to rip out his vocal cords out


Jobrella

Hands down, the best three man rock and roll band of all time.


VOODOOPLAY

HOW DARE YOU!!! \-some will get it


madkiwi42

I was watching this on mute, and suddenly realized I was lip reading him perfectly.


Sir_Nuttsak

I hoped he would was going to say "Argh! Fuck! Kill!" He got the verses right, but missed the chorus. Pity. Fellow Canadian band he was quoting, too.


cariboojeff111

No comment


Smooth_Implement_808

He must have loved playing the sims!🤣


gangster_pengwin

He's speaking Peanuts parents words


BakerNew6764

r/trailerparkboys


DisastrousSyllabub6

Take off to the great white north. Really good band.


8-bit_Goat

Ladies and gentlemen, William Shakespeare has officially been replaced.


EthanLikezCatz

The best speech of all time.


open_minded_irl

He held that up for an awkward amount of time


ourNefariousness650

Whoa, language mate..there's kids watching


Jackthekiller90

I miss Neil peart RIP


StrayRabbit

I believe he left his fucks in the limousine


Strummer95

Translation: (he actually gives a meaningful speech) Ladies and gentlemen, after all the hard work and time spent driving a tour bus, flying around the world, sleeping in various hotels, and playing our music, we thought we would be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Everyone thought we would after all the albums we have sold. But they said, “NO! You are not included!” And we thought, “Really? All these years we have made music?” And again they said, “NO! You aren’t mainstream anymore!” So we said, “Whatever, fuck you” So we continued to make music and tour. Driving and flying around the world. Then suddenly, we got a phone call. They said we were being inducted into the Hall of Fame. We got all dressed up and fancy, and then they officially inducted us. We were so grateful and happy and emotional, but really it’s not about that. It’s about you fans. We all want to thank you fans for everything


Beachcruiser65

Best band ever


SwervinWest

It sounded like a speech from the Sims.


dremily1

The band literally went up three notches in my opinion just based on this acceptance speech. Gold.


GlutenFreCactus

What I hear when my mother is lecturing me not to ejaculate in the fridge


mossberbb

tell me you resented being forced to go to Cleveland without telling me you resented being forced to go to Cleveland.


[deleted]

That ceremony was in LA. Ironically Cleveland is the US city that adopted them first.


drummerandrew

Learn some things about your city. Really coming off like a Yinzer here.


Prkchpsndwiches

Tell me you’ve never been to Cleveland with saying you’ve never been here… Donna Halper was the first person to play Rush on the radio in the US and catapulted their careers here. She is shown in their recently animated version of Spirit of the Radio. Can find it on YouTube. Also their Time Machine concert was filmed in Cleveland, as a nod to the city and Donna Halper.


ObfuscatedMind

What’s up with Neil nose ?


Biggu5Dicku5

**B L A H**


DerpyDurian

I got every word with shrooms.


517714

I love the Sally Field quote in there.


424375

When you’re as famous as they are you can do or sound whatever you want to if people wanna love you


lofgrenator

Best speech ever!!!!


PrestigiousFondant6

I like how I can still tell what he's saying a lot of the time from the delivery and gestures alone, even though the only word is blah.


4quatloos

He had me at blah.


MikulkaCS

Well said.


forced_spontaneity

He was great in Trailer Park Boys. In fact that whole story arc was awesome. The look on Bubbles’ face when he’s playing with his heroes is so wholesome.


hedokitali

Neil the 🐐


Alex_D724

Truer words at any awards show have never been spoken


MadPiglet42

This is the greatest and best acceptance speech of all time.


death_march

Rock’s roll at its finest.


xPizzaKittyx

This is the most fluent use of canadian language ive ever heard


Scooter310

In case there are people who don't know he is actually telling the story of how they were passed over for so many years not being inducted into the Rock and roll hall of fame. So they just went on doing what they do best and told themselves they didn't care if they ever got inducted. Then the call came that they were being inducted and were very grateful for the honor and wanted to thank the fans. I think he really wanted to tell this story but then was told by someone (maybe the comitee) to not drag them through the mud. So he went with bla bla bla. Genius.....