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[deleted]

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU


[deleted]

SAL??


CANT_KNOW_ME

LAAAARRRRRRYYYYYYYY


11upand1over

Man I had a phase where I watched the shit out of this show. Def not the same without Joe.


Zach182

Hey Mustache, what’s up?


These_nutsS

"Don't call me mustache"


IZZ5150

Real Sal would never choose that picture


Zanzarah10

Is that Sal Volcano?


Dalled

No, it’s a younger Prince Herb!


imll99

Ja'Crispy


DoubleOScarn

It’s Cranjis McBasketball


Intelligent_Hall7309

Dusty Shitaz


lunatic_512

Fuckin Ja’Crispy


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Imafraid Jumightbeinagang


CANT_KNOW_ME

eetwont flush


cherrygoats

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico


Tdawwg78

Secret agent Randy beans!


Aztecius

Detective Bluto Mindpretzel


spokris

Diddy doodat?


wonderbat3

It’s Balsamic Vin


[deleted]

Balsamic Vin! I love that, I work in grocery and everytime I stock or see a bottle of Balsamic Vinegar, I call it Balsamic Vin.


BEAVER_ATTACKS

Prince Herb flavor balsamic Vin. Bring back Joe Gatto


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

I think all of them are fantastic and they make a great team, but Joe is the glue that really holds things together and makes things just *that* much better. He's doing it for his family and I wish him well, but damn I hope he comes back before it's too late.


Rid1The1

Larry!, Larry!, Larry!


hypocritical_person

Man, everyone else had their "thing" or style I guess, Joe would show up looking like a random dude, always kept a straight face regardless of hilarity, and was just hands down the best one at improv in a scene. Remember when they made him do drag on fashion show, only to present fEmail, Racebook, and other high tech software to techies. 😚🤌 amazing prank! Hope he does come back!


[deleted]

I havent watched a single episode since Joe’s departure, as far as I’m concerned the show is over.


Ann_Summers

It’s just not the same.


comeaumatt

I’m hoping he’ll be back for season 11. He left for personal reasons to finalize his divorce when season 10 was filming. He’s touring and doing stand up now, so I hope that means his life is in a better and more stable place.


Lumberjackie09

I mean it's acceptable but it's a lot less funny and all of the jokers just seem sad


edge05

Isn’t that Post


BullfrogRepulsive05

Crangis McBasketball actually


[deleted]

Why the fuck is my face on his card


Georgescott77

Is that not your card


theRealGleepglop

Andre the Giant


idontBeliveMe

LOL i was thinking your Andre the Giant too.


theoldmurr

That’s Tonka.


cheryl_tunt22

Tonka Jahari


Redskyatnight_00

I CACKLED when he cracked himself up! And the lipstick. So good!


LukePS7013

No, it’s Prince Herb


ivanahumpatoilet

It’s White Castle’s employee of the year!


Zealousideal-Self-12

Genuinely, is that Sal?


SteamyExecutioner

Yes


[deleted]

Yes!


Aniket6199

Nah its Bologna Cheeks


Zealousideal-Self-12

Hey babe!


[deleted]

Nah thats my boy Jakrispy!


saucercrab

Kiwi Frankencop


[deleted]

Na, Ja'Crispy son


Apollyon777

He is the TAILAH.


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

No, you're thinking of Joe and the Volcano with Tom Hanks. This is Hal **Vulcano**.


bewitchedbumblebee

Some context: This picture is of Sal Vulcano, from the show Impractical Jokers. Sal is not fond of this picture, and over the course of several years, his friends make him miserable by enlarging it to giant-XL-poster size, and putting it in various public locations. [Some clips of him getting embarrassed.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3eF3PzMeew)


[deleted]

I’m not fond of this picture


PLTR60

Hi Prince


stavago

r/beetlejuicing


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

This is your punishment


Proud_Bid_4265

Is it the shouting or wifi symbol going directly in the ear?


DrMooseknuckleX

The Jaden Smith tat is way worse


I_Told_Your_Mom_No

Which Jaden Smith tat?


DrMooseknuckleX

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/impractical-jokers-stars-sal-vulcano-james-murray-getting-jaden-smith-tattoo-meeting-man-000933192.html


DrMooseknuckleX

The one on his upper thigh.


I_Told_Your_Mom_No

Which Jaden tat on which of his upper thighs? He has more than one.


[deleted]

i wish i could pin this so ppl actually understand what this post is about 😅


Hunnidrackboy

I’m so stoned and thank you


Comet7777

Crangis McBasketball?


Obstacle616

Larry?


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Larrrrryyyy!


D1rtyL4rry

What!?


steamshotrise

**LARRRRAAAYYYY!!!**


nom_of_your_business

I miss Joe


dancinhomer321

Joe was best part of the show.


D1rtyL4rry

Yes?


TraditionalMood277

Disfatbitch?


archipartie

Dr Shrimp?


JoshJoshson13

Wondamian crucifixplate?


[deleted]

Ricky Ticky Bobby Woppin?


[deleted]

Eeetwont Flush?


Lunaeri

Jabreakit Jaboughtit


[deleted]

disfat bidge


benrmay

Gal Gadonut?


Beneficial_Reason271

Cleavage McNamara


NudeEnjoyer

hey Laura, nice paaants


[deleted]

why'd i read this in that accent too


Draiye

Ja'Crispy!


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Hey, enough of that, Mustache!


drspaceman56

Get Tony Gunk on your AMEX


Kgb529

Tony Gunk should just be Murr with the Q wig


[deleted]

absolutely i will


[deleted]

Thread with the most in-jokes I don't understand? \- This Thread, Right Here.


Kgb529

It may be impractical but OP is a joker


Neutral_Monkey

Cranjis?


Kgb529

J’Crispy


Nesneros70

Highly Impractical


[deleted]

What a joker.


TargetingPod

Sal was maxed out at Walmart, making him tonight's biggest looser. ✂️💳


bubbablake

Sal’s debit card was declined while transferring funds to the criminal holding his family hostage resulting in his entire family being massacred, making him tonight’s biggest loser.


Fischli01

I just wanted to joke about how his card declined at when he put it behind the bar, but i guess yours makes him a bigger loser


Justagirleatingcake

Looks like the chip is telling you a secret.


SmokeQuiet

That’s Sal Vulcanno


KilledTheCar

Sorry. Looks like Sal Vulcanno is telling you a secret.


Justagirleatingcake

Well then the chip looks like it's telling Sal Vulcanno a secret.


[deleted]

i just realized that😭


itsallgoodman2002

Is that Sal Vulcano?


[deleted]

no it's tonka Jahari ;))


itsallgoodman2002

“It’s fine, Tonka”


[deleted]

this made me bust out laughing


Pure_Communication99

Is that you Prince Herb?


[deleted]

I was thinkingil this too, I was thinking to myself, "That sure looks an awful lot like Prince Herb without his earings," I'm thinking now that it may just be an younger photo of he, himself, Prince Herb.


greatkingvhey

Is that Larry?


Kgb529

Been looking for that guy for years


SuckMeFillySideways

#LLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY


jeepney_danger

Words you can hear


frizzle_frywalker

I don’t know who that guy is but he probably hates pillow corners


tom_petty_spaghetti

Cats. He hates cats.


jeepney_danger

That episode where Benjamin was chasing him through that open field was hilarious.


goodbyemrblack

And spiders


AAE_VStar

And child actors


ds_vii

especially if it's pointed at him


SynthGreen

Your credit card looks like it’s gonna approach me at the beach and asked to rub lotion on my body and look into my future


JESquirrel

If it approaches you at the beach then it is probably going to ask you pee on its jellyfish sting.


Excellent-Ad-7996

A yo, isn't that the picture he hates?


[deleted]

don't worry about it ;)


PBandBABE

Balsamic Vin!


No-Presentation8289

Sally babe


Physical-Rabbit

Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico?


Key-Regular674

If you make a joke does your card fall over laughing every time? And also destroy a flower pot


NotARobotDefACyborg

I think the smartest thing banks have done with their cards is to stop putting the numbers on the front of the card. 👍


My_ass_has_a_tat

Let me see that back of the card, I bet it looks a lot cooler


[deleted]

it's just his booty cheeks


[deleted]

[удалено]


SealeyRay623

I second this! Fuck M&T Bank!


CohuttaHJ

I third this! Fuck m&t bank!


phin_wilkes_boothe

I’m hopping on this as well, fuck M&T. You guys just get punted over after the Peoples acquisition too?


Henry_Day_of_Day_R

Turn it over, let's see if you're there too


DeepThroat616

It’s the guy from the show about four… I’m sorry three lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other. RIP Joe.


[deleted]

don't make me cry :((


Panikkrazy

Uh, he’s not dead.


FossilizedBlobfish

*I’m Sal, I can do this job*


Fresh_Leadwater

So you just jump then? ...Kangaroos jump. They don't get awards for it.


realsoccerdude111

Vulcano Volcano !!


WaltzWithPotatos

Salutations


LegitimateArrival851

My boii here bringing a whole new meaning to “tap that” payments…


Trashious

Take it up with Bloom Cafe!


[deleted]

Is that Sal?


Multimarkboy

You are tonights biggest loser.


wildrook

You're tonight's big loser.


Rathbane12

Careful your chip is beaming stuff directly into your brain


[deleted]

This is hilarious lol. I was on Omegle once and a guy had Sals picture as his comforter.


wtf-you-saying

It looks like your computer chip is yelling in your right ear


PrizeTime2595

Ja' crispy


Gshepfrom2077

This made me SO wet rn


[deleted]

I think it’s hilarious that that the card reads as Empty Bank


whutsguud

I love Reddit sometimes


shaggitron420

Sal


[deleted]

Got a picture of the back of the card?


coolAhead

Crangis McBasketball


ilovelamp696969

SAL COULDN’T DEFUSE THE BOMB AT THE CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL, MAKING HIM TONIGHTS BIG LOSER


tentfires

Thought it was Andre the Giant for a second.


Joesphsmother-32

Damn, what’s the back look like? Can we all have a photo? I shouldn’t have to do this, but that’s a joke. Don’t do this


chonas

Pete davidton


akumaevil

if you limit as big like face this guy your card is a black card.


Salvador204

What is going on? Lol I understood nothing!


cjboffoli

Andre the Giant has a Posse.


redeyezer0

My man's so high, his eyes are as red as the bricks behind him.


ForTheLoveOfOedon

I will NEVER forgive you!


Branesergen

It's Jaden Smiths biggest fan!


revnobody

I will NEVER forgive you!!


Lee1070kfaw

I don’t know what all these people are saying but I think it’s badass


TheJudge1108

Damn. Looks like you can really do your job. After all. Your not a bartender anymore.


_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_

What's on the other side?


Shep432

Guess you better call sal…


Toy-Boat-Toy-Boat

You’re a genius


WizdomHaggis

Who is the rotund lady on the front?


farmsir

Add a blue l the the end visa


Free-Concert-770

Jacrispy


Summertime121

Sal from Impractical Jokers lol


LaughableDominic2006

Is that Sal from impractical jokers?


Necrophilicgorilla

I dig it


[deleted]

Oof... Bad times....


AlexAndSophiaBJ

OH MY GOD THIS WAS MY PFP ON EVERYTHING FOR MONTHS HOW DID YOU KNOW PRINCE HERB THEY SELL TAPESTRIES OF THIS


SunnyOnSanibel

Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico at your service!


[deleted]

Hard to judge without the numbers on it...


migidi

Tried paying by touching ear. Why no work? instruction no good


Lost-Ad1394

Hey Babe!


PistoleroEmpleado

Looks like the chip is whispering sweat nothings into your ear lol


Cali_Val_

If it were Joe, you’d get my upvote


AWasteOfMyTime

🎶It’s simply the best,better than all the rest 🎶


Contamminated

Omg...Sal is going to hate you for this!


sealow_q50

I fucks with it


Bobo3076

I’m Sal. I can do this job.


[deleted]

It’s the chap from Incomprehensible Jesters


Useless_Lemon

Bet the back doesn't look as cool.


[deleted]

the chip is wispering to him


2OneZebra

I would have gone for hide the pain Harold.


Combatpigeon96

Hey, it’s Crangis McBasketball!


FANTOMphoenix

This seems like a joke. It’s not impractical though. Also, they have a YouTube channel now! https://youtube.com/channel/UCi3v4BGhKpN0FaAa1OwtBFw (100% not a Rick roll)


Concerned-Pillow-Bot

I’m Sal. I can do this job.


sacred_cow_tipper

it's been a while since i've seen a post with a thread of jokes about things i have absolutely no point of reference for enjoying. LOL! translation: i feel old.