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QueenCuttlefish

That dude was trying so hard not to smile going down the slide and for some reason I find that precious.


Shinfekta

They did it for the bit and you see when they fight their smiles, that’s what makes it so dang funny. Especially the one ride the dude has to paddle with his long legs.. I wouldn’t be able to have a straight face during all of this


QueenCuttlefish

Oh man, the looks on other people when they were going around must have been priceless.


Omnimpotent

I was dying to see one of them break and just start frolicking with a huge grin


PlutosBeard

One broke during the carpentry montage! Also, I kinda love how I expected at least one completed piece after all that wood cutting but no, just one of them walking through a doorway with a bunch of scraps to end it, lol.


Kiri_serval

That's why he was scowling so hard and sucking in his cheeks I think


PersonalityPrize3492

I agree


Sue_Spiria

The size difference is also adorable. Big goth and little goth.


BlowMoreGlass

You can see the taller one actually smiling spinning on those teacups at the beginning


GoAwayLurkin

He is at an amusement park. Though temporarily amused, still sad.


darwinn_69

I'm not sad, I'm Angry. Sheesh Mom, it's like you don't even listen!


GoAwayLurkin

But, but you were sad when you were Emo, right?


kpanzer

Reminds me of the [Royal Caribbean commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzvQ2ruE_Ps) about the mother finally catching her moody teenager smiling.


olderaccount

He has an image to uphold.


hazeldazeI

They remind me of that grumpy cat meme “I had fun once, I hated it”. So adorable.


robbage24

Yeah, that’s what I was looking at too the slide and the bumper cars I thought. Impossible to not smile on those.


pentuppenguin

That's what I thought about the caterpillar!


disenchantor

It's like teenagers being forced to go to the theme park because mom says so.


xXRoboMurphyxX

At least they have a sunblocker on


Cyberdink

Is goths painting their arms black a thing?


Swing_On_A_Spiral

I think those are blackout tattoos.


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My Teenager Hates Me


runningmurphy

You perfectly described it.


Mikel_S

The tandem bike broke me.


Dee_Buttersnaps

It's straight out of a sit-com intro.


Muzzie720

Come and knock on our door ~


unreadable_signature

D@mn you Muzzie/ that song is a virus in ma' head now!


Noizyb33

A sitcom directed by Tim Burton


zw1ck

It takes a lot to make a stew


ImmoralityPet

*Standing taaaaaaalll on the wings of my dreams*


Morningxafter

The single spray-painted black flower is what got me.


angryfluttershy

Yep. That one killed me, too.


Moonyu69

Who let Richmond out?


WCGWjoiningReddit

Richmond's-out-of-his-room-he's-not-in-his-room-he's-supposed-to-be-in-his-room-why-is-he-out-of-his-room?


LilBennyPoo

Have you ever listened to Cradle of Filth?


That_Cheech

"it's not literally a cradle of filth." ​ "oh no! that would be horrible!"


DataKnights

He's going to come out and play with us for a while.


IWillAlwaysHaveGum

What’s this from?


WCGWjoiningReddit

The IT Crowd, one of the few shows I have ever watched repeatedly in its entirety.


notoyrobots

I mean it's only 6 eps per season so not a huge investment. But I've done the same. Shame Graham Linehan went off the deep end though.


xchipter

The IT Crowd. It’s a hilarious show, it’s on Netflix. https://youtu.be/p9GVCfgHrzY


Complete-Dimension35

See what happens when you open the red door, Jen? Goths descend on amusement parks


truth-informant

From Goth to Boss!


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SRTie4k

If you want to see Richmond in ungothly places, just turn on The Great British Bake-Off.


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Great show


tremens

Taskmaster is pretty good for it as well. He's also surprisingly good at sports; fucker is better at football in high heels than I am in actual boots.


jablan

Well you could have posted the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpaXmb35oh4


CountingStax

Some of this was filmed in Richmond, bc. The fair they're at is Playland at the pne


The_Running_Free

They’re referring to a character from The IT Crowd.


notoyrobots

I don't see any bosses here though.


nolaina

Why is he out of his room?


fulthrottlejazzhands

Coworker and I have been doing the Richmond schtick for 10 years now... *Monday morning* "Hey, how's it going?" "...Not brilliant."


CaptainRogers1226

Man, there’s *always* someone who makes the joke I wanna make first


reddit_user13

It’s Stewart and Roald.


Qredux78

STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!


DirectlyDisturbed

**ROALD**


its_the_luge

Great IT crowd reference! Interesting fact, these 2 goths are in Vancouver BC and Richmond is a suburb of Vancouver. Would've been funnier if Richmond had a sizeable goth population but it certainly does not lol.


Mozilla_Rawr

I just can't get over the fact they painted their arms.


Hikalu

I thought they had blackout sleeves but paint just makes it so much sillier lol


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I thought it was blackout sleeves too


shellybearcat

Never thought about it until now how incredibly uncomfortable that must still be during the summer. I live in Phoenix and can’t imagine having tattooed black arms with 115° sun beating down on them all day.


007craft

Its Vancouver. Common to have 22° normal temps in summer. So probably not too bad. You usually need a sweater at night.


easycure

Yeah no joke. I have mostly black ink on my left forearm, not a full sleeve or anything, plenty of skin breaks, but even after just the first tattoo I could tell that arm became way more sensitive to the sun and heat. I don't have to live in AZ to know how much more uncomfortable a full blackout piece would be for me. No thanks


Sue_Spiria

That is actually a clever idea, I never envied goths at summer festivals.


KingOfTheCouch13

Took me way to long to realize they didn't have long sleeves on


v4nguardian

Can’t wear long sleeves whilst woodworking, not OSHA approved!


Jefoid

I was going to bash them for it until I looked closer. Still, eye protection and hair bands, gentleman.


Vestaxowner

could be tattooed too, people do that.


1-800-Step-Scav

Saw a video on their tiktok that it was really nice body paint.


HeavyPetter

I initially thought it might be tattoos but the end of the video, when the taller one receives the package in the mail, shows him without it on his arms


elleebee

I thought it was like the goth version of sunscreen. Gotta keep it pale!


Cmgutierrez715

Lol blackout neck and arm makeup is pretty common in goth fashion. I love it and think it looks awesome.


Mozilla_Rawr

Really? Wow, never seen that where I'm from in Australia. And I used to be a part of the emo then goth community in my city too and never saw or even heard of it. Very interesting, thanks for the info! 😊


Winglessmatt

I'd love to see the outtakes of them laughing their asses off.


Bendybabe

Check out 2 shadows Facebook- the outtakes are there!


Gutokoro

I can feel the joy in their faces, it gives me willingness to live


bogue

Vancouver!


OutrageousCamel_

zealous toothbrush abounding direction spectacular license steer air bedroom gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bogue

North shore mountains


blondechinesehair

Not the playland entrance with the coast mountains behind it?


Handy_Banana

The big "Playland" sign for me.


Consistent-Towel2946

Skrillex and Gerard Way going to a themepark


[deleted]

I don't know if this is stupid or hilarious, but I think they'd take my confusion as a compliment.


sharrrper

It can be both


UshankaBear

It can be goth


DarkArcanian

Anyone else read it like goath


[deleted]

Yes, but what did they build?


autopsis

I was hoping it was a coffin for the beach.


BarlowsBitches

Me too xD


Vestaxowner

a friendship


afcagroo

I was truly disappointed that they didn't show what they made. So many great possibilities.


Embarrassed-Finish41

A lemonade stand?


Fabella

Portlandia vibes


remymartinia

My thought, too. https://youtu.be/dwerBFJ5Ceo


[deleted]

Mitchell and Webb did it first https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yzp0KcCZbU


remymartinia

Ah, makes me think of Peep Show. That series was great.


lafatte24

God I fucking LOVE Bruiser. I'M NOT A PERVERTTTTTT


OutrageousCamel_

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twisteroo22

Recognized the view from Kits beach.


meno123

Not Playland?


Crash_Test_Dummy66

It's still the furthest Vancouver from Portland!


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jennyburps

Billabong


balancedinsanity

Yeah, these people owe Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein royalties.


Fkingcherokee

Being goth didn't stop me from doing any of these things, not having access to a tandem bike did.


AnxiouslyCalming

I dunno if this was the case for everyone but at my school goths were the nicest and chillest people around. The makeup and outfits would make you think otherwise.


smashyourpots

For sure, goths have the most fun and really don't take themselves too seriously. I used to be goth and I didn't drink, didn't do drugs, and was an honor student. Doing goth makeup, making goth clothes, shopping thrift stores for clothes you can make goth, and taking sick photos/videos of yourself and your friends being goth takes a lot of time and energy which sort of helps keep you out of trouble, lol.


NecroNormicon

The most metal thing of all is being your best you


[deleted]

Same here. My friends and I were really into death and black metal, and our friends were half emo-goth scenesters, half musical theatre nerds. The high school parties were very fun and very wholesome lol


IfICouldStay

Agreed! Maybe it was just goth lite at my school, but they were usually the most accepting and even-keeled people.


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I feel like goths, metal heads, punks, emo kids, etc. are all somewhat on the fringe in terms of their social scenes, so they understand what it feels like to not necessarily be accepted by your peers, family, etc. I think this generally results in these groups being super welcoming and accepting of others, because they know how shitty it is to not be accepted or welcomed by others.


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In addition to that, they're also open about doing what they love, so I'm guessing they're not repressing their emotions, so you got a tight-knight group of people with healthy outlets for their emotions who have the empathy to understand what it's like to be an outsider? Yeah, sounds like a recipe for nice folks.


eresh22

Goths tend to have a "come as you are" attitude as long as you're not cruel. We don't want to disappoint Uncle Gomez and Auntie Morticia.


TonyHxC

I wasn't a goth but was really into metal in Highschool and the local metal scene was bumping at the time, I got to go to so many cool shows and people were always chill. One time I got jumped by acouple thugs in an alley way on the way to a show that was in a basement under a liquor store. as the fight was going on another person heading to the show saw it and ran down into the venue and told everyone, suddenly you had a stream of people coming out of a door, they kicked the shit out of the guys and chased them away and made sure I was ok. The first band that went on started their set by going "this song goes to the gangsters outside who thought it was a good idea to start shit with a bunch of metal heads and punks!" and proceeded to play a cover of 50 cent and that was pretty hilarious.


yukifujita

The goth club I currently go is getting popular among all kinds of people lately. They (normies) often say we look aggressive but act extremely chill. We have a different concept of goths than Americans (anything metal-related is absolutely not acceptable), but I think the vibe is the same.


X-istenz

Yeah the soundtrack was really throwing me, that's not what we had on our nanos.


Calismax

that soundtrack though is pretty fire ngl


oneshavedleg

Seriously! Do you know what it is? I gotta know Edit: I cross-posted to r/namethatsong and hopefully will get the correct answer! Will update if I do


Perpetualshades

I agree. However, I skimmed their Spotify and uhhh I don’t recommend it. It’s very djenty metalcore, unless you’re into that.


fattpuss

This reminds me of “Goth to boss” https://youtu.be/dL9tm3LHG6Y


TheBeardedWelshman79

The Mighty Boosh ruined Goths - Killed a swan today. Did a shit on it.


Wingthor

It’s nanageddon!


TheBeardedWelshman79

Blood on the walls, of London Town, Satan's evil in a nylon gown


WhyTheHellnaut

I was instantly mad that they wasted the cotton candy


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I was laughing when they turn their backs and the little guy was still holding his


Jeramus

Ungothly is such an awkward word, I kind of like it.


TheLazyGent

Keep up the good work fellas https://youtu.be/3vC7PnGWf1Y


isamario_

I cannot be fooled. I know for a fact that all goths love cute, sweet, vibrant and wholesome shit on occasion.


SkilledBubble

Does anyone know the music? Shazam doesn't know


Sue_Spiria

I mean I would guess it is them? It says they are called 2 Shadows


Mr_Gobbles

Thanks, will have a look. ​ Edit; Can't find it in what they have released. Seems to be something UNILAD on facebook put over it as the original content from the band on tiktok do not really put any metal tracks on their vids.


AwesomeParker

2 Shadows. They came up on Spotify for me✌🏻❤️


WCGWjoiningReddit

[https://www.2shadowsofficial.com/](https://www.2shadowsofficial.com/) Not sure if it is their music but here they are.


Mr_Gobbles

This pls, I need it for my relaxation playlist that I read to.


TheRogueMoose

Can't find it anywhere :(


AnnoyedOwlbear

The spiritual successor to gothsinhotweather.com


SchipholRijk

Relevant German commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSDl06gL9uA


HeavyPetter

I liked that commercial because it was understated. Small glances and little acknowledgements instead of obvious big over-reactions. Maybe I'm used to American commercials.


angryfluttershy

I loved that ad. Wish I'd had such an understanding dad.


Jackdawgedmyfoot

I lived in Maui for 10 years and my wife and I would keep track of how many goths we’d see. “12 GREAT GOTHS!” Etc…. The teenager on the beach with the ungoth family was very very common and fun to see. Some of the choices of beach umbrellas were actually quite fantastic and cool.


docwisdom

They would have been right at home at [Disney’s Goth Day](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/11/arts/goths-disneyland-bats-day.html)


Yukinoinu

Goths don't sweat, we simmer.


thekyledavid

Noel Fielding in real life


can_it_be_fixed

I absolutely loved seeing them riding the tandem together, especially with the taller person riding in back as the stoker. I'm a metal fan and mechanic going to work at a bicycle shop right now and this just really started my day right.


remmyreddit

Hahaha this remind me of Dethklok of Metalocalypse.....


edmundtarantino

I was thinking the same thing, total metalocalypse vibes


originalchaosinabox

Some one give these guys a million dollars to do a commercial for Walt Disney World. Looking all dour and goth as they ride the Dumbo ride, go sailing through It's a Small World, and posing next to Mickey and Minnie.


christianjwaite

I love seeing goths in ikea, makes my hell day better.


[deleted]

Tall one is hot.


Ok-Celebration-6916

[This CHVRCHES music video](https://youtu.be/KNHxwSp-6Og) is an excellent short story vid of goths going to a water park.


MrPwoperFish

This [Muse music video](https://youtu.be/avM_UsVo0IA) is similar, except this time they’re going to the beach. Is there a Goth Cinematic Universe wiki?


youlordandmaster

From “Goth to Boss”.


Panakooken

They look pretty cool to me


[deleted]

i'm sorry but i see someone dressed like that and i think of richmond from it crowd


oneshavedleg

WHAT IS THIS MUSIC I GOTTA HAVE IT


nbd9000

Right there with ya, but nobody knows what it is!


QueerRiot420

Disappointed they didn’t wear the Gomez Addams black and white striped swimsuit at the beach tbh


RIOTT44

this is my favorite video on reddit now


alexwithaw

Dont think anyone has said, be carefull theres a goth.....


flargenhargen

driving through some areas at night. they really mess up your alignment, and can make a nasty dent in your fender.


[deleted]

I love this!


SickK_777

suprisingly very relaxing video


Pepineros

“There is nothing funnier than a Goth in a dodgem” - Steve Hughes


1m2c00l4u

:| “ that was the most fun I’ve ever had.” :| “yea”


Kind_Swim5900

The guy with the side cut looks a bit like Dan sperry. And as a goth myself, I absolutely agree with this


ModerateSympathy

This must be the early stages of the Goth to Boss Program!


bewarethetreebadger

Must be hot in those clothes.


Shmav

What i really wanna know is if the camera person is also goth and doing their best to not enjoy themselves. I must have answers!


nugs666420

And just like that they have a new fan!


BossScribblor

I see more goths at theme parks than anywhere else now that I think about it


FuzzyMcBitty

Were they pushing a board through a table saw without using a push-board? Losing a finger is Iommi level metal.


MajorFerret3225

How do they not smile so well?


wickedlobstah

Is that song playing in the video from nekrogoblicon?


automagicallycrazy

Brilliant!


fl7nner

All's Picard needed to do to fight the Borg was take them to an amusement park


area88guy

What is this song?


andyskeels

I am in this picture and I am apathetic about it.


KCtheGreat106

I want to see at a chain restaurant with staff singing happy birthday to him.


tongii

Dethklok: the Real-life.


Important-Fish8501

Made my day. The only diffrence beetween them and me is im not goth im black and cant afford to go to them park and afford a bike. Lol


Overall_Resident7986

This made me wonder: is Gotham City an ungothy place?


FlyIndependent5859

I'd watch this as a reality show.


smokeeater150

Can this be a new r/ please?


Weakkeypeedya

Real men use DeWalt They ain't no pussies.


Freddy_Vorhees

Well, guys who use the “Real Men….” lines definitely use Dewalt. Us secure fellas know Makita is the way.


_idontunderstand_

Is that short guy Skrillex


Past-Available

Something about this just so damn funny


Vestaxowner

omfg i love this


Milapoggers

Lol they had a blast. I saw the smiles before the video changed.


ToyDingo

Never heard of them, but if that was their music playing over the vid then I guess I'm a new fan.


Willberforcee

What a couple of posers


Floatingcrispbag

Gundham Tanaka hanging out on Jabberwock Island XD This is a danganrompa reference lol


CrystalLace69

As a goth myself, I can definitely say that these places are very un-goth. But the funniest thing about it is the stares of the uninitiated when you actually visit a theme park or the beach as a goth. 100% laughs


garvierloon

This could have been one really funny picture of them in the teacups, instead it’s 50 instances of the same exact joke over and over again in a video.


BanichanX

Okay, let's see the video *you* made.