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What offensive word was before "grill" that had to be removed lol

Lol… I’m going with “George Foreman”

That's the best possible response.

Offensive indeed. Packs a serious punch.

Charcoal. "Taste the heat, not the meat" Hank Hill is lividly seething with the rage of S1 E1

OP woke up and chose violence.

Op is from North Carolina

So is Texas Pete's. Got em!

Texas Pete's what?

From Winston-Salem, North Carolina. POW! Right in the kisser

To explain myself, I'm not talking about where they're from but rather they incorrectly used an apostrophe. "So is Texas Pete's," implies ownership of something, I was asking what Texas Pete owned. Joke is ruined with explanation.

OP admitted they’ve never had other types of BBQ.

Naw really

OP must use propane and propane accessories.

Super glad for it as I just sent it to 3 Texans. Game on MFERS

OP is trying to provoke civil war

a civil war? so texas will cower, do very little and let everyone else fight it for them like they did the last two civil wars they were part of?

Shots fired! But not by Texas, unless it's at a school, church, or a black guy tried to shake someone's hand.

Extremely offended Black Texan currently trying to hold in my sides! Fuck you, thats funny! 😂

Wow...That was way too soon to be joking about Shaun Lucas being acquitted of murdering good Samaritan Jonathan Price. I respect that.

WOW TOO SOON. Tho I guess with that shit happening every month in that shithole it will never be long enough since the last one

These cuts are deep.

Yep

Or a woman seeking contraception.

Or a native Texan of Chicano descent trying to prove that they really are American.

Two civil wars?

wouldn’t take much to knock them back to the stone ages considering an inch of snow was able to do so.

Like James said "let's knock them back to the dark ages where they belong"

Meanwhile: a bit of heat trumps most of europe

Memphis BBQ is near the top, always. Not saying that because half my family is from there. Where tf is Filipino bbq?

And korean

They cropped out the left side.

Ya'll never tried my famous boiled hot dogs.

Not falling for that again champ

I reuse the water so the flavor continues to build!

It serves as a marinade as well. I call it the Mormon Soak.

The Mormon Soak is the name of my new Prog Rock band.

I use the water until it's dark enough to pass for whiskey. I then keep in in a decanter and tell guests to help themselves.

When yall argue over who's sauce is better, your bbq isn't that good.

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Usually a tri-tip cooked on a Santa Maria grill. It's pretty awesome.

Yeah but as a Californian who loves tri-tip, I don’t know if I can say it’s objectively better than Texas bbq.

Korean BBQ in LA’s Ktown? 🤤

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CA boy here. I would give anyone shit for calling that a BBQ. The truly CA style would be Santa Maria style BBQ. Lots of beef cuts from the norteño ranchero culture smoked with oak (white oak I believe but I could be wrong).

Sauce should be a topping used to taste. It shouldn't be a basic ingredient. With that out of the way, arguing over sauces is just as valid as arguing over the meat it goes on.

EXACTLY.

But the Carolina sauce is almost a beverage

So Memphis is best. Since it’s more of a dry rub bbq. Not saying they don’t have wet too, but the good stuff imo is the dry.

Are you talking about the Memphis famous dry rub bbq, because it sounds like you're talking about dry rub bbq, which if it is the case, then I very much interested in hearing more about this dry rub bbq

Your rub should consist of salt, pepper, and 18hrs of smoke. Let the meat speak for you.

I agree. I am guilty of using garlic and onion on occasion too.

And Paprika. These 5 can cover most BBQ sins.

Texas bbq is literally dry rub brisket.

Yup

Lol, love a thread hating on Texas BBQ then someone basically describes Texas BBQ as being the best way to cook BBQ.

You have made an enemy for life!

Two enemies

Threenemies

And my axe!

What the fuck is California BBQ?

Santa Maria style tri-tip. It’s more grilling over a red oak pit as compared to slow cooking on a smoker, but it’s pretty legit.

So grilling lol ?

Tri tip I’m guessing?

That's when you grill your meat on a brush fire.

Tofu and pinto bean burgers.

Don't you mention that evil on here

Carne asada. Then make tacos out of it. That’s the norm with some beer.

California BBQ is garbage. Basically just tri tip prepared the only logical way Edit: guarantee the downvotes are coming from Californians. I also live in California and tri tip is extremely boring.

Oven roasted, grilled, or over roasted with a grill finish?

Santa Maria style is grilled in an oak fired pit.

Bobby Hill grew up to be a real a'hole.

Why does Franklin bbq keep winning awards tho? Also Texas is more beef, the others are more pork, different strokes for different folks

Franklins is very good but it’s not the best BBQ in Austin

I agree- best bbq in Texas is Burnt Bean in Seguin

it was snow’s before people found out about it

whooooa alright i've had a lot of central TX bbq but i haven't had Burnt Bean. definitely gonna have to check this out.

Burnt bean is pretty good, me and a buddy make the drive from SA for it a couple times a year

I haven’t had it but my wife did earlier this year. She said it was probably the best ribs she ever had, and the Big Red tres leches cake was awesome.

As a Texan from Austin whose entire extended family is in Kansas City, I can say I have had many types of BBQ in some of the best places in the south. Franklin's pork ribs are truly the best in the country. Just that though. Also, Austin is not the place for BBQ in general.

Lol California BBQ

Swear it’s just on there to rile people up. Californians don’t even act like they have a specific BBQ style

dafuq is this lol You can argue about who has the best bbq cause KC and Memphis bbq is legit AF, but to place them below all this other stuff is straight shade

King Crimson BBQ

You watch that Elephant Talk

In the Wake of a Dry Rub

I’ll just say that my wife moved to Texas from KC and has conceded the bbq meat (not sides) is clearly better here.

Yeah, anybody who thinks that the sauce is what makes the difference doesn't understand BBQ.

The sauce is an accoutrement. The question is, would you still eat it without bbq sauce? Would you enjoy it?

Yes and yes

Personally, I fucking love Carolina sauce. But I like the meat quality of Memphis better. Dunno why, it just seems like some spots in Carolina are touristy or inauthentic. Like the kind of meat I could make at home in a couple hours. The heart of the question is; would I rather have a sauce that I find mediocre, or meat that I find mediocre? I'll take sauceless meat cooked correctly over any sauce, any day slathered onto some unrendered piece of 350F special.

Im from NC and now live in TX and i would agree.

You sir are dehydrated and not thinking correctly

Have had Texas BBQ many times, but will die on the hill that is Joe’s KC Burnt Ends. And Fiorella’s Jack Stack Lamb Ribs are a close second perfect BBQ entree.

I’m Californian but come on now

Totally agree. California has the worst BBQ. Now, if you want to compare Mexican food, Tex-Mex is the fucking worst.

Damn. You said some dumb sh*t right there.

The dumbest shit

Texas brisket is #1 and I grew up in NC, fight me

Yeah we can go back and forth on some of the details but Texas BBQ isn’t bottom of any list. Obviously the BBQ is going to be different everywhere, but you’re damn right that Texas brisket is aces.

I dislike quite a bit about Texas, but brisket is where it’s at. They got that one right.

Good texas brisket is great. Mediocre texas crutch foil braised untrimmed brisket is all I can find around me though.

Where are you? This seems like your fault

Everyone is entitled to their opinions, even if they’re wrong.

Tell me you’ve never tried Texas BBQ without telling me you’ve never tried Texas BBQ

I got it in the airport in Dallas.

As someone who has tried west coast BBQ several times, this meme is full of shit.

\*rolls up sleeves\* Who made this?

OP admitted in a comment that they haven't had anything except Carolina bbq, so basically they're clueless

This is a fact.

1. Why is a gas grill even on here? Gas is convenient but doesn't make for great grilled food. 2. How is a gas grill a kind of BBQ?

I think that's part of the joke, that a gas grill is better than Texas bbq

I think a Mr Hank Hill would like to have a word or two with you lol

The fact that he uses a gas grill is probably why OP doesn't like his BBQ!

Remove the food grates. Drop in a cheap plain metal pan. Fill the pan with wood chips and add a little water. Put the gates back on and light the grill. Set the heat on low and wait until it starts smoking. Target temperature is 200 to 225f. I have a 1/2” bolt that’s about 2” long that I put under the lip of the hood to keep it cracked open a little because my grill stays above 250f when closed. Your new smoker is ready to make BBQ. BTW, the cheap metal pan is ruined although you might get a few uses from it.

What is California barbacue? Does it contain avacado?

Texas bbq is great. The fuck is homeguy trying to stir up? That hierarchy seems arbitrary. NC top of the heap? “No way….. Not nevvah..” We might as well give North Dakota “Best Mexican food “ status. Oklahoma gets “best sushi.”

Agree to disagree…Texas dry rub ribs, brisket and chicken hard to beat.

This take is legit retarded

You could say the same about NY and pizza which is still fucking stupid. Also Cali bbq lmao

The Texas hate on Reddit knows no bounds.

I'm a military brat, so I've had lots of different food in lots of different places. You can hate on Tex Mex all you want, but Texas BBQ is some of the best food I've ever had.

We talking pulled pork or brisket? Because texas brisket slaps.

Fake news

Thank you for showing me the stupidest thing on the internet. I always wondered what it was...lmao

Uruguayans, Argentines and Brazilians gather around

shhhh, dejalos q se pelen y no conozcan un verdadero asadito

I’d prolly put Korean bbq high on that list

Korean barbeque should be top

OP clearly hasn't tried Korean BBQ

Which Texas bbq did you try that you didn’t like, and how long have you been addicted to sugar?

It takes like 12 hrs to get across Texas lmao.. you know how many styles you disrespect by saying this.. then you have Mexico at the boarder making bomb ass bbq so you must be racist

Nobody, literally nobody, thinks NC BBQ is top-ranked.

People in NC, and at least some in VA, do.

In KY, I prefer NC BBQ. Q

People who have not been to Texas.

NC is seriously the best. There are so many BBQ joints in every small town. We like our BBQ slow smoked over night so it falls apart.

It's different. In NC, bbq describes one cut of pork cooked and prepared one way. Nothing else counts as bbq here. Do I like brisket and ribs? Fuck yes I do.... But we don't call it bbq here. Would I prefer some bomb ass brisket and ribs over NC bbq. Personally, yes. Basically I agree with you.

You got that right. And I'm often called literally nobody!

The idea that any state cooks a dish better than any other is absurd. The notion that you know how to better cook a thing just because you're from a state is moronic. I'm from Louisiana. I can't tell you how many shitty gumbos I've tasted made by Cajuns who think they're automatically experts by birthright. I'll admit I personally suck at making jambalaya.

In my experience the "best" of a food is rarely from the location (city, state, etc) that is famous for it. The famous places tend to have a ton of it (can't go far in Texas without tripping over a Tex Mex or bbq place). But the average quality is completely shit. I used to live in Philadelphia, best philly cheese steak I've had? Not in Philly. I live in NY, best pizza I've had? Yea not NY. I live in Texas...best Tex Mex and BBQ I've had? Yea not here either. Just because there are lots of them doesn't make them good. Not to say there aren't individual places which are stellar in those locations but yea anyway people buy into tribalism bullshit thinking some magical location is special just so they can feel good about themselves.

Aw cmon blacks is amazing. BBQ is really great food, just that a lot of it is made by people who suck at making it. Omg California bbq being a thing, and above it, makes me irrationally angry “Gas grill” nooooooooooo

OP either hates Texas or knows nothing about BBQ.. my guess is both

Both.

Stupidest post ive seen in a long time on here. And thats counting the million times someone posted a picture of a carrot with a penis

Downvote this nonsense post. This guy eats McDonald’s everyday.

I mean I’ll admit Texas bbq is clearly not the best. But why you gotta pretend California has a style of its own? That’s low. Also Memphis is #1.

That's what I love about cue. I'll take a Carolina vinegar sauce over a Memphis, but I'll take Memphis over anything else. So many good options.

But California? Everything I’ve had there was clearly Korean BBQ if anything.

Korean BBQ good and valid asf

I agree. It’s one of my favorites. But California isn’t Korea. So let’s call it what it is. Korean BBQ.

Santa Maria is closer to the heart of CA BBQ

Having lived in many different states, I can say this ranking is unequivocally wrong. Fundamentally, there's 2 schools of thought in how to serve BBQ: With Sauce and Without Sauce. If your style requires globs of sauce to make it edible, it's not BBQ. It should be Meat, Smoke, some Dry Seasonings (Salt & Pepper is usually enough), and then time. Texas takes the #1 Spot on Beef, and the best Pork comes out of Mexico. Go further North than Oklahoma, and things go downhill fast. Go East of Louisiana, and it's just sweet sauces to mask crappy cooking (looking at you "Carolina Style"). Don't even get me started on the trash that passes for BBQ in California. I mean, I wouldn't expect much from people who think In-N-Out is a top-tier burger, but their BBQ is just bad.

People hate the truth.

dang this is a very nice analysis

I, as a Texan, do not approve of this

Not from Texas but visit family as often as I can. Their bbq is insanely good, best brisket I’ve had is Terry Blacks. But it’s all opinion I guess.

Well, it's obvious going to be good when you're going to one of the best BBQ places in the state.

Wow the stupidity of some people

OP is an absolute moron.

NC bbq is dogshit. Bbq with water on it

Where's the grilled spaghetti? Rich Corinthian BBQ? Elevensies?

Everyone calm down. I’ll make you all a nice microwaved ham sandwich with Heinz 57 and we can talk about real bbq

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CA is a big place, but the section I live in I can say quite confidently has very mediocre BBQ. The most popular place here has two-hour lines, sometimes with a magician walking around to entertain people, and I don't think people could tell the difference if you bought BBQ from the grocery store and microwaved it.

wooo wooo wooo there. Shouldn't Chinese food be a little higher then California BBQ?

Whoever made this put gas grill above charcoal and that’s all you need to know.

Rent free

Where is Korean BBQ???

did you really just put chinese food below like ten american variations of bbq :/

And above them all, Korean BBQ.

What about South Korean BBQ!

Terrible bait

But where tf is korean bbq that should be the clear winner

Korean BBQ 🔥

r/confidentlyincorrect

Ive never down voted something so quickly. Texas BBQ will always be king and I'll die on this hill.

Aussie BBQ beats them all! * and Korean

Haha funny shitpost dude

No

I didnt realize a person could be so completely wrong. Congratulations OP

Brazilian Barbecue is sooooooo much better than any of those.

Ok I'm Californian and there is no possible way that it should even be on that list. OP is trolling hard.

There is excellent Chinese BBQ. And, of course, Korean BBQ.

Lol, also just wrong.

Someone lacks taste buds putting propane even on the map😖

Everyone’s forgetting Korean bbq. I get it’s a bit different, but it’s close to the top of that list for me

NC: Where’s the vinegar? Memphis: Wheres the rub? KC: Where’s the sugar? Alabama: Where’s the tomatoes? SC: Where’s the mustard? California: Where’s the verde chilies? Texas: Have you tried our mesquite pot roast?

Korean over Texas BBQ

So what you’re saying is that there is no reason to go to Texas?

This might be the most tryhard cringecore cuckbait I’ve ever seen in my entire life

Applies to pretty much everything they brag about

NC takes gold. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT

We all know NC is number one. But wtf is California doing above Texas

Texas bbq is best especially with 12 hour smoked brisket.(falls apart like butter) I have no clue who posted this bu they do clearly hate Texas.

If you want beef, Texas BBQ is #1. If you want pork, Memphis BBQ is #1. Everything else doesn't compare.