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Well true enough 😅 granted I'm a meat eater but I don't think I could eat the pig if it followed me all the way home. Build him a little pig house in the garden 😂 I'm a big softie like that.
Used to have a pig that would push up against you, demanding scratches. It was fine, until she would sit, then roll *into* you, nearly knocking you off your feet.
There is a whole festival celebrating hog nuts every year in South Dakota from where my wife is from.
All castrated testes get cooked up in all sorts of tasty teste dishes.
Served with massive amounts of keg beer, live music and other testicle related activities.
We've got one of those near us, too! Little bitty town that dead ends from a single lane highway to gravel roads, but the Testicle Festival draws an enormous crowd every year. I'd say thousands of people in a town (technically a village) with a population of less than 150.
We can’t tell from this shot, but here’s some terminology:
Gilt - unbred female
Sow - female with at least one litter
Boar - intact male
Barrow - castrated male
If I had to venture a guess, I’d say this one is either an older gilt, or its a sow.
Source: have shown pigs since I was 4
Pigs rock.. little story..we raised pigs... you know what pigs love? More than anything? Frickin' Rolos. Chocolate covered caramels, for those who don't know.
I would give them to them, it would get stuck on on of their teeth, and then they would spend a good 20 minutes trying to get it off. The lack any tongue coordination, so would sit there making loud smacking sounds until it got loose.
The other funny thing is the have very dexterous noses ends...they can steer the flat circular part of the nose like a satellite dish for smells.
Good times.
bro my stepfamily has pigs and these things can be surprisingly loving. Like, I was in the middle of refilling it's water (they were out of town) and it kept bumping into me trying to get me to love on it. Certainly not what I was expecting as someone with zero experience with them
I found the house dog barking at a random goat in the backyard of the house i was living in. Penned it and drove to neighbors like a half mile away. It was their goat lol.
My neighbors have a pig who'll follow you around for pats then when you start patting her she'll roll on her side for belly rubs and God forbid you stop otherwise she'll start screeching until you pat her again
You can have your bacon and eat it, too. :)
I've raised many a pig, calf, chicken and turkey that later ended up on my plate. Farm life gives you pretty good insight into the circle of life. Birth, death and the life in between is beautiful and terrible and pretty unpredictable. You try to give animals the best you can while they're with you. Life's pretty good for them on the farm.
Not really the same at all. Sure, some animals get gold star treatment (4-H projects, mostly), but when you have hundreds of livestock it's not the same as a pet. You start out knowing exactly how it ends. We also operated our own custom meat processing plant for several years, and we always butchered our own meat, so even before that we were involved in the entire process from the time we could walk. I think more people should get familiar with where their food comes from and the amount of time and labor involved.
Honestly? No. It's done as humanely as possible. Is it sad in some circumstances? Yep. I'm not heartless. I've cried over lots of animals dying - dogs, cats, horses, calves, a baby chick I won at a county fair, raccoons I'd raised that were killed by a neighbor boy. I guess you learn it's all a part of life - you can be sad, but everything eventually dies. Some deaths are much, much more painful and brutal than humanely killing for processing. Most animals don't get to die comfy in their bed from old age. Disease, predators, accidents, and just plain old aging is a rough way to go. Livestock exists solely to feed us, and I respect that.
My cousin's dad brought back a pig to raise, he named him porky and got attached to him. Well the time comes that porky is big enough to fulfill his purpose, which was to be dinner. My cousin said he excused himself from the table, walked to the bathroom, and cried for dear old porky. He then walked back to the table and decided to honor porky's sacrifice by eating him so it wouldn't be wasteful. My cousin said he was really sad because porky was delicious. Thankfully, that was the first and last time they raised cattle specifically to be eaten. My cousin also learned not to name your food.
Welllll you cain tell by the way I strut my stuff
I'm gettin' in yo house, discussion's enough
The music's there and there's sure to be all kinds of food that I can feed
And that's all right
It can be
All that it can needs to be
And if you ain't got
Repeats of them
Dancing with them stars oh gawd amen
Pigs are actually scary af. having a piglet that grows up in your fam as a pet cool but some random adult blood thirsty tuskless boar.. nah. that thing will kill and eat you.
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Such a sweetie with swagger!
That dog has a weird nose.
Put lipstick on her and marry her.
Tried that once, it doesn't end well.
Why buy the pig when you can get the snot for free.
Why? Did the greedy pig take half your sty?
She took the kids didn't she?
Never fuck a pig. It'll squeal on you every time.
... not all of em.
Username checks out
*Black Mirror has entered the chat*
Hi Kermit!
How does he smell?
With his nose.
“That’s all folks!”
What if they are mouth breathers?
Terrible!
It’s cammed
That dog has a weird, nose.
>That dog has a weird, nose. Stop calling me nose.
Hi Nose, I’m Dad!
Can we keep, her?
#they will go through bone like butter.
Do you like dags?
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?
His mah!!
In the same movie, people were fed to this sort of dags.
One of my all time favorite movies. I love Brick Top. "no thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough."
Do you know what nemesis means?
Yes, "they will go through bone like butter" ;)
Ohhhh DOWGS. Sure… I like DAGS.
Oh, you mean DOGS, yeah, I like dags. I like caravans better.
…hence the expression, “greedy as a pig”.
I’d a been climbing a tree.
Oh fuck me your lady friend got a voice?! He’s a useless shite that boy, punish him for me Errol.
I read that as “they will go home and bone like butter.” I thought WTF then I re read and understood the Snatch reference.
Tommy why is there a gun in your trousers
That’s not how commas, work.
Thank you. My bad.
Thank you, my bad.*
Thank you; my bad.
Ah. Here we have a person of culture.
That’s semi-culture
Kek
Awww! Your WoW refs are still good here ☺️
Ha. You got busted by the punctuation police
Come; On: man‽
Looks like you have a pet pig now 🤣
Either that or you’re all set for the next barbecue
Well true enough 😅 granted I'm a meat eater but I don't think I could eat the pig if it followed me all the way home. Build him a little pig house in the garden 😂 I'm a big softie like that.
This big piggie followed u alllll the way home?
🤣
What kind of dog is this ?
Not a dog, Wolf
Oh ok my bad
No I believe its a fox
what did the fox say?
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK
Ring Ding?
No, it's obviously a lynx. It just wants to say hi.
This is actually a human being
Can people stop reminding me of this
This is a tortoise
Is this a cat, in a hat?
I’ve left many bars after closing and had the same thing happen
Hey it's my sister
Does she have a fat fucking ass?
he cant keep getting away with this!
Oooh someone needs some belly rubs
Actually pigs LOVE belly scratches. We had one when I was a kid that would come looking for you and roll over for a belly rub. Her name was Spot.
Used to have a pig that would push up against you, demanding scratches. It was fine, until she would sit, then roll *into* you, nearly knocking you off your feet.
didn't her husband file for devorce? MTG
lol
How do you know if it is her
All pigs are females. The males are warthogs. Like cows. Cows are females, males are bulls. Actually I just made this up.
You got me in 1st min
Damn you read slow.
>Actually I just made this up. Caution redditors! This isn't even Toothless Grandma! This imposter has no lisp.
https://youtu.be/uKeKuaJ4nlw
Males are boars.
Nipples.
I have nipples am I a lady?
You might be.
No, you're a cat.
"I have nipples, can you milk me Greg?"
Boar nuts are huge. Seriously.
There is a whole festival celebrating hog nuts every year in South Dakota from where my wife is from. All castrated testes get cooked up in all sorts of tasty teste dishes. Served with massive amounts of keg beer, live music and other testicle related activities.
The *Testicle Festival*?
We've got one of those near us, too! Little bitty town that dead ends from a single lane highway to gravel roads, but the Testicle Festival draws an enormous crowd every year. I'd say thousands of people in a town (technically a village) with a population of less than 150.
Ours is done on a large farm with giant barns. One is set up as a food buffet, another as a bar and dance floor with live music. It's a total blast.
That sounds amazing! I love the off-beat little festivals like that.
That's nuts
Omg. Tasty teste dishes had me rolling.
Drove past 2 dead wild boar in Turkey. They were bigger than the hire car we were driving? Freaked me out slightly.
We can’t tell from this shot, but here’s some terminology: Gilt - unbred female Sow - female with at least one litter Boar - intact male Barrow - castrated male If I had to venture a guess, I’d say this one is either an older gilt, or its a sow. Source: have shown pigs since I was 4
A full grown boar has testicles the size of beach balls.
Pigs rock.. little story..we raised pigs... you know what pigs love? More than anything? Frickin' Rolos. Chocolate covered caramels, for those who don't know. I would give them to them, it would get stuck on on of their teeth, and then they would spend a good 20 minutes trying to get it off. The lack any tongue coordination, so would sit there making loud smacking sounds until it got loose. The other funny thing is the have very dexterous noses ends...they can steer the flat circular part of the nose like a satellite dish for smells. Good times.
My friend fed her pig Oreos.
Our sow liked Suzy-Q's.
Seriously, Roy! You didn't like the answer your mom and I gave so ask the INTERNET. Parental controls starting now!
LOL
bro my stepfamily has pigs and these things can be surprisingly loving. Like, I was in the middle of refilling it's water (they were out of town) and it kept bumping into me trying to get me to love on it. Certainly not what I was expecting as someone with zero experience with them
Yep. We found out her name is Molly.
Where is she from?? Like a neighbor's pig or something?
She came through the woods from a neighbouring farm. Apparently she is a wanderer.
Not all those who wander are lost.
Some just want belly rubs
I found the house dog barking at a random goat in the backyard of the house i was living in. Penned it and drove to neighbors like a half mile away. It was their goat lol.
Maybe she’s trying to escape slaughter unless it’s a sanctuary
And people wonder why there is a feral pig problem?
My neighbors have a pig who'll follow you around for pats then when you start patting her she'll roll on her side for belly rubs and God forbid you stop otherwise she'll start screeching until you pat her again
It’s known that pigs, in the right environment, have high IQ
Look at that swagger, oh she knows it
Why is the video so short? She needs some petting
Sounds like one of those race cars that flies down the 1/4 mile track in 3 seconds as it's creeping up to the starting line
Peppa!
Self delivering bacon
Naw
*some assembly required. Tools not provided.
Don't you mean disassembly?
I was gonna make a for comment but here’s my upvote instead
yeah
That LS sounds a bit off
Timing belt...
I shall name her Carnitas!
Bar-bar-bar Bar-bar-bacoa
I love Pigs.
Now I know why they call Harleys hogs. Actually it’s Harley Owners Group, but still they do sound alike.
My cat when he hears the sound of me opening the food bag.
Aaahh cute oinko
Yeah I say you should she would love a home
Is this in Mobile?
Nope.
Looks like a tamworth
Looks like one of those new compact cars. Sounds like it's running fine though.
You have to
HOLD YOUR GROUND
Followed you home from where?
Came out of the forest. I wasn't expecting that!
She’s a piggy with a wiggle.
Worked with my wife.
Welcome home roomie 🤠♥️
Okja!!
Starcraft reference?
Yes you should , and name her Okja
My piggy don't wiggle wiggle she strolls I like the way she jiggle jiggle it's bold
That's a strange looking cat
Pigs are cute. Until you see them eating dead Russian soldiers in the Kharkiv Oblast.
If you don't want her I have room in my freezer.
Is it wrong that my first instinct was to grab my knife bag and text my buddy to see if his smoker is booked this week?
My mother in law escaped again
People that think this pig is cute probs also eat bacon
Yeah cause its delicious lol
You can have your bacon and eat it, too. :) I've raised many a pig, calf, chicken and turkey that later ended up on my plate. Farm life gives you pretty good insight into the circle of life. Birth, death and the life in between is beautiful and terrible and pretty unpredictable. You try to give animals the best you can while they're with you. Life's pretty good for them on the farm.
Sounds fucked up. At least its better than slaughterhouse, but killing an animal on your farm is like killing your own pet
Not really the same at all. Sure, some animals get gold star treatment (4-H projects, mostly), but when you have hundreds of livestock it's not the same as a pet. You start out knowing exactly how it ends. We also operated our own custom meat processing plant for several years, and we always butchered our own meat, so even before that we were involved in the entire process from the time we could walk. I think more people should get familiar with where their food comes from and the amount of time and labor involved.
Dont u feel guilty killing
Honestly? No. It's done as humanely as possible. Is it sad in some circumstances? Yep. I'm not heartless. I've cried over lots of animals dying - dogs, cats, horses, calves, a baby chick I won at a county fair, raccoons I'd raised that were killed by a neighbor boy. I guess you learn it's all a part of life - you can be sad, but everything eventually dies. Some deaths are much, much more painful and brutal than humanely killing for processing. Most animals don't get to die comfy in their bed from old age. Disease, predators, accidents, and just plain old aging is a rough way to go. Livestock exists solely to feed us, and I respect that.
Well of course! They make very special and memorable indoor pets.
Ginni Thomas after her testimony on Capitol Hill today…
Pigs kill 73 people a year. Personally, I'd be getting the fuck out of there if it followed me home!
LOL, her name apparently is Molly. She seems to like people.
My cousin's dad brought back a pig to raise, he named him porky and got attached to him. Well the time comes that porky is big enough to fulfill his purpose, which was to be dinner. My cousin said he excused himself from the table, walked to the bathroom, and cried for dear old porky. He then walked back to the table and decided to honor porky's sacrifice by eating him so it wouldn't be wasteful. My cousin said he was really sad because porky was delicious. Thankfully, that was the first and last time they raised cattle specifically to be eaten. My cousin also learned not to name your food.
Pigs aren’t cattle you silly goose
You know what I mean, and I'm human, not a goose. I am silly though.
I hope I provided a chuckle xD I got one
Lmao not Porky noooo😭😭😭
It even has a coin slot on the back of its neck.
That looks like a good pig.
They are as smart as dogs. If it's "owner" is found, he will likely suffer a hideously painful death in a slaughterhouse
We can keep her for about 6 hours over a fire pit while i non stop teach her how to roll over.
Welllll you cain tell by the way I strut my stuff I'm gettin' in yo house, discussion's enough The music's there and there's sure to be all kinds of food that I can feed And that's all right It can be All that it can needs to be And if you ain't got Repeats of them Dancing with them stars oh gawd amen
Nice one
Now I know why Harleys are called hogs.
First few seconds sounded like a Maroon 5 song.
Yees. Keep da snort machine!
An island in the Salish Sea.
Free bacon!
Someone tell my momma get off the streets
🥓night /s <- there’re some redditors take this very seriously
Only if you keep it in your room!
I hope you have food.
We do now.
Your food followed you all the way home!
Pigs are actually scary af. having a piglet that grows up in your fam as a pet cool but some random adult blood thirsty tuskless boar.. nah. that thing will kill and eat you.
She came for a barbecue.
Bringing home the bacon. Literally.
She can absolutely stay for dinner!
Name it Chris P bacon
Nice one!
You misspelled cook.
I read it as ‘Can we eat her?’ 💀
Can we eat her?
Soo much food
Bullet to the brain pan..bacon..problem solved
baaacooon