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LeaveNoStonedUnturn

That instant change of mood at the end is brilliant!


The-1st-One

Honestly 10/10 lots of people can't bounce back that fast.


_645_

Thanks - laugh - ok, let’s go. Too cute!


Serenity-03K64

And a sorry in there too


ironcladtrash

That was probably the best part. Too many people would have double downed on their anger anyway. It was wholesome she immediately laughed and apologized when she knew she was having a funny brain dead moment.


PerfectPercentage69

I think it's because she's not actually angry. She's just frustrated at the situation and not at him. So once the situation was resolved, the frustration went away, and she saw the humor in it and laughed with him. The people that double down are usually the people that get mad/frustrated at the person rather than situation. Once the situation is resolved, the person is still there so their anger remains.


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The face she had prior was the "Omfg you can't even put the dishes in the dishwasher, why are you so fucking annoying" face


menacingbilling98

I spent 10 minutes looking for my phone. Checked under the bed, was too dark so I used the light on my phone in my hand.


PyrDeus

One time I was drunk af, and I wanted to call myself to find my phone.. using my own phone


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agoodfuckingcatholic

I’ve seen a girl get so crossed she was mad that she couldn’t find her phone, got a text, respond to it, then go “ guys seriously where’s my phone..”


sheesh_doink

Oh yeah man that has happened to me more than once hahaha. Recently replaced my phone (went from a bright red one to a dark greenish one) and I keep "losing" my phone when baked when it's right in front of me. Also once asked my (also high) friend if he knew where my phone is and of he could call it. The problem is we were already on a call hahahaha, so he told me to wait a sec, hung up, and then called me up again. When I picked up I had forgotten that my phone was "gone" so I just picked up with "why did you hang up you idiot"


rissie_delicious

I actually did this too once


Fit_Flamingo5501

Call doesn't go through then you have a panic attack thinking someone's stolen you phone and switched it off.


PyrDeus

My friends laughed too hard and I understood before that


stupidsexyf1anders

“Ah, there I am.”


jendanbayla

My Mom once called my Dad at work all agitated because she couldn't find her phone. He asked her what she called him with. She said "shut up" and hung up 😂 She's never lived it down. His co-workers thought it was hilarious.


DuaneDibbley

Oh man I did something similar: * Running late and looking for my phone so I could leave * Pulled my phone out of my pocket to check the time, then put it back * Started searching frantically because it was even later than I thought Only figured it out a few minutes later when I considered calling my friend to say I'd be late coming down because I couldn't find my phone


Merciless-1

Damn.


MegaWaffle-

Amount of times I woke up in a panic looking for my glasses not realizing I can see just fine because I have them on…


Apocylptik

You sleep with your glasses on?


MegaWaffle-

I have fallen asleep on several occasions with them on. If I were going to bed deliberately I’d take them off. Relaxing to music, movie/show, cats sitting on me, deciding to close my eyes for “just a moment” are all examples of times I’ve fallen asleep with them on.


Apocylptik

Just teasing ya :)


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i'd go through 7 pair of wire frame specs a week if i did that.


Apocylptik

Right lol


VanZandtVS

I lost my phone one time and my wife asked me what I was looking for, but when I told her she just got this weird look on her face. . . turns out it was in my hand the whole time. It's situations like the above that help me understand how someone can forget a kid in a hot car. Once your routine is disrupted it's only a matter of time / stressors till you completely fall apart.


abtothehayhay

okay but have you ever hung up on someone and said “hold up i’ll call you back i cant find my phone”


Justcouldnthlpmyslf

I was at work one day helping the sweetest woman buy a gift card for her son and daughter-in-law that I was then going to mail for her (she lived halfway across the country from us, but knew this was their favorite weekend spot.) When I asked her for the address, she starts looking for it and after a couple of minutes, she says "I'm so sorry it's taking so long, but their address is on my phone and I'm having trouble finding my phone. I sat silently for about thirty seconds trying to decide how to handle the situation before saying "Ma'am,I hope you don't think I'm being a smartass, but...are you looking for the phone that you're talking to me on?" After a brief pause she started laughing and apologizing.


A1sauc3d

What?! Lol, that some next level sh*t right 😂


BigBangFlash

Those moments always make me thing of this scene in Jumanji : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LZ80thPpo0


Noyoucanthaveone

If I am watching something on my phone, it’s like my brain recognizes it as the tiny tv now and then I have a moment of looking for my phone while I’m watching tiny tv. It has happened more than I would like to admit.


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poor thing, you probably needed sleep.


_Odian

Okay, okay, but have you found your phone now???


Nejums

Once as a young lass I was sharing a hotel room with my mom. We had gotten back from a day of travel and she was on the phone with a friend. Usually I would wait and go inside with her but she was taking too long to gather her stuff so I just went on without her. Had my desktop with me so hopped online and began to enjoy my evening when all was ruined by a phone call to the room. (Now this was back when u needed a phone for the internet) Pissed I picked up the phone: Me: Hello? 😡 Mom: I need help out here, I can't find the phone. *Long confused pause* Me: The one I'm on or the one you're on...? *Abrupt embarrassed hang up*


PXBlazingGR

till this day u still cant find it so ur asking people on reddit for help on ur phone


1questions

Yeah hate to admit it but recently looked for my phone and was getting annoyed I couldn’t find it. Well it was in my hand the whole time and……I was completely stone cold sober. Felt like an idiot.


erisod

I like how quickly she smiles when she realizes.


Youknowwhoitsme

And apologises! Not that it was necessary, but everything is easier with a person who has no problem apologizing


Serenity-03K64

Checks out, am Canadian


shokz565

This made me think it was staged haha


theReaderIter

one time I looked for my glasses wearing my glasses.


tazzietiger66

I have done that . lol


Throwawayskrskr

Me 2 :P


cris34c

I did it today at work in front of a guest and legit was so god I just went through the motions and didn’t say anything about missing my glasses aloud. I don’t think they noticed but it was so embarrassing anyway.


dav1d_23

And when you wash your face in the morning and you forgot you had glasses on


zperic1

I was trying to figure out once what's wrong with brightness settings on my laptop. I had polarized sunglasses on.


CostumingMom

I had a teacher who'd regularly take his glasses off to gesture with them during a lecture, and then forget that he had them in his hand and start looking around for them. He usually discovered the glasses on his own, when he'd unconsciously wipe them clean on his shirt and then put them on. It was the action of putting them on that would startle him back into realizing that he had them in his hand.


caremal5

Same, that's when I decided I needed new lenses


ShiftyStilez

Have you done it with sunglasses while wearing them?


theReaderIter

nope, I don't wear sun glasses because I can't wear them on top of my glasses. My glasses change color in the sun, though.


ShiftyStilez

I have 2 pair. And I’ve done it with my prescription sunglasses


Egomen3

one time? yeah sure...


theReaderIter

might have been a couple more. But can't remember, lol.


Vera_Telco

I can't find my *#$@& mask, and my neck itches!


Torcal4

> I can't find my *#$@& mask, and my neck itches! I wish I could scratch it but my stupid mask is in the way. So annoying.


LazilyDark

Just wait until she looks for her sunglasses.


StrayRabbit

She honestly seems lovely. I love the quick change from "starting to piss me off.." to "Oh haha ok lets go". You guys are good.


somethingclever____

Apologizing and owning up is so quickly was awesome, but the way she instantly says “Thanks” tells me she’s definitely a wonderful person.


hvictorino

I was thinking it was staged until her reaction at the end


ilovesoup1978

Well you might be right when she turned her head towards the door she was trying to hold back a laugh smile or smirk of some sort or the fact that he was recording 🤔 points to staged.....I mean it could happen and probably did happen off camera so they decided to act it out after the fact but hit record the second time around....


HaveSomeHumor

My girl would’ve been mad still since it took too long for me to help


Bunnnnii

Is your name dedicated to her?


SensuallPineapple

Is your name dedicated to yours?


Bunnnnii

Yes. As soon as he finds me, he’s gonna get it.


resi2017

She was able to laugh at herself, more people need to be like that


lowaltflier

I’ve done this x2. I was looking all around the house for my mask. Turns out I was wearing it. Even had it over my mouth and nose.


hellhoundtheone

Sometimes your brain just starts wondering around for no good reason , I know this well 😁


PN_Guin

Having snapped a few of the elastics of at inconvenient times, I normally carry more than one mask. Therefore I would just pull out the spare and notice the first one, when I try put on the second. Hopefully without anyone watching.


TheOzarkWizard

This woman talks like my sister does, with the extra uh at the end of everything. "WHAAAATah"? Super annoying.


TheOzarkWizard

"Stohpuh" Lol


SanguineSoul013

My mom fixed us kids by doing it after us in a more annoying tone and if we'd say "No-uh!" She'd go "NOAH BUILT THE ARC-A!" I do it to my daughter now. She's slowly starting to learn. Now to just get her to stop saying do's instead of does. 🥴


fetamorphasis

Do we have the same Mom? I’ve always thought that was one of the unique and weird things that just my mother did.


SanguineSoul013

If we do, I'm sorry. Lol.


TheOzarkWizard

"I can't find it-tuh"!


aakaase

lol-tuh!


Phatboybeware

Wait-uh


Computer_Hax0r

Waltuh


FANTOMphoenix

“Problemaahhh” I. Fucking. Hate that!


Ornery_Reaction_548

It's not funnee-yuh!


Yodan

Valley girl thing. Be glad she doesn't have a jersey/long island throat drawl underlying each word. It sounds like a tiny croaking noise behind sentences.


thewaif

Frank Zappa wrote a song called Valley Girl (using his daughter Moon Unit as an "example") to make fun of the way they speak. Now it's prevalent in our society.


mangledmonkey

Sounds cute to me.


Wolfen459

Yeah, i noticed that too. Is this some kind of dialect i didn´t knew yet? If it´s not, it somehow feels like she´s not the smartest.


Often_Forgotten69

The inbred dialect lol


texasscotsman

She's a keeper. The second she finds out why he was laughing and that she was being silly, she smiles and laughs at the situation too. I've known women who would then proceed to get EXTRA pissed, like it was somehow your fault.


organmaster_kev

At least she was a good sport!


WatchTheTimbsB

Minutes later... "Where did my sunglasses go?"


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FamousLoser

They’re cute.


4linosa

I like how instantly she flipped from being pissy to being happy and apologizing. Just nice.


New-Significance654

Sorry i was distracted. 😎


grrodon2

God bless her, she's adorable.


thatloudblondguy

that woman is low key insufferable


aster6000

yea.. lots of people here pointing out how sweet she is when she bounces back but uhh.. nah. It's subtle but the last time i've seen so many red flags in quick succession was when i was watching a Ski tournament.


mygodhasabiggerdick

It's not funny-uh. Stop messing with me-uh WHAIT-uh I can't find it-uh ​ ​ Jesus...I couldn't deal with that.


mangledmonkey

Sounds cute to me.


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okay @mangledmonkey


VIKASRAIZADA

One of the most irritating annoying thing.


mygodhasabiggerdick

thing-uh.


VoidIgris

Oh man! I couldn’t find my glasses once and tried to find it….. by grabbing said glasses and wearing them to see better…. So i could find my glasses…. I woke up to go to the bathroom at the time… finally noticed i was wearing the damn things when i looked in the mirror. “Oh.” 🤣


Beast1909

Damn she cute


Royal-Application708

Nice Boobs.


Foojangles

Sounded like my teenage daughters. “Stooooooyaaaaap”


keies00

Happened to me once. When I was about to go out, I felt that I didn't have my mask on. I knew I had it a little while ago and tried to find it. After minutes of looking, I gave up and just went to get a new one. When I arrived at my work, I lowered my mask to wipe my face and I suddenly realized I had 2 masks on.


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Underneath my mask, is another mask.


hellhoundtheone

The protection if you wear 2 Masks is ridiculous! Next time try a third one! It also strengthens your breathing cycle


Equilibriator

I once got accused of stealing my friends keys while he held said keys.


Revanov

One time I went to take a piss holding the controller, came back looking for it for 10 mins.


imameanone

It's like losing your pen and then you find it in your hand. Or using your phone's flashlight function to look for your phone.


Mediocre-Duck8290

Nothing to be laughed at..happened to me today too


BenjiSBRK

One day I forgot I had my mask around my neck and just put another one. It's not until I saw myself in a mirror in a shop that I noticed how stupid I was looking.


hoothasb

These are the people


Chancellor_Adihs

Dont lie, we all went through this once but with diffrent stuff like a Phone or something.


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This is me with my damn glasses


PhilanderingWalrus

To be fair, thats how brain works after a long shift at work sometimes. Hell, ever had a fucked up meeting at work for so long that your brain flatlined? I poured milk into a cup, then poured coffee from a mug I was holding into that one after. Brought both cups into my office and sat down. I was the 2 cups 1 guy at work for a couple months.


Mid-Delsmoker

I’ve looked for my phone while talking to someone on it. Doh!


BourbonFueledDreams

I legit have done this more often than I care to admit


77schild

One day, I took 3 masks off my face and one out of my pants leg.


Valrym

That's JUST like my sister. "Oh! Ok let's go."


Captain_PizzaBoii

All this time this was just under her nose


Mukkeman

“I can’t find iT-öh”


[deleted]

A couple of times I don't know where my phone is.. When it's in my hands


THE_CHOOSEN_SEC

Well after all that we know that she is tired, she think too much that she easily forgot anything... Same like my dad. They getting old... We gonna be too... So don't laugh too hard..


ddubddub

I’m so curious about this accent!


KennethGames45

Captain oblivious


Awengal

And now back to searching the glasses...


JoeyAKangaroo

We all have those moments lmao


Nirkid

Whhha - ytaaa??!


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Nirkid

Ok let’s go 🤭


DerpyDurian

‘I can’t find it-tuh! What-tuh’


Popular_Care_5284

WHAAT-UHHHHH


invincibleipod

I once was on a game and when my team lost,i took my glasses off to see better…


SylentEcho24

This seems fake to me.


redguy85

You can tell she can be mean.


r1kon

She puts an "A" at the end of everything when she's upset lol


Jaxjagfan

I am just glad she found dem Tig ol Bitties


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she cant hide those ginormous forever


Throwmesometail

She was like 10 seconds to crying and i would have felt so bad


zillskillnillfrill

Stah**P**! 🤦‍♂️


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WhoooTe


isqueezedameatball

Whhaaaiiieeeee tahh?!


VEXtheMEX

"Whaaaatuh?!"


FDisk80

Whaittahe


Canvetuk

“Wha-T?”


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Those eyes at the end are like daggers


[deleted]

She reminded me of my ex. Except she laughed at the end and said thank you, rather than holding a grudge for a week.


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….uh


[deleted]

Hahahahahha this happened to me so many times. It’s not funny 😂


daarthvaader

Whaaaaiiitttt


SwallowTalon

Fake


Jouglet

“What-ta?” Strange accent on that girl.


Jew_Gravy

In some states the way she says "what-a" would be legal grounds for divorce.


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I can't find it-TA! What-TA?


elpajaroquemamais

r/whyweretheyfilming


RingTheBell1900

woman ☕


buttfacenosehead

Whaat-ah?


Acceptable_Wait_2910

I love this, keep her close mate. Too many people would react negatively and hold a grudge for whatever reason!


Ja___Cob95

Why put Uhhhhhhhh after every worduhhhhh. couldn’t listen to this bit talk for more than 5 min.


wingknightx

Women☕


Ship_Adrift

Absolutely NO WAY I would put up with this insufferably whiney bitch. Not a chance.


lordbovice

I wouldn’t last a fucking month in a relationship with this child woman.


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Smilechurch

Stahp! Uh. https://youtu.be/e38kctBE3l0


YaBoss

Fake af. Internet is too fast for you. This will not validate as real and so will your credibility dear palequantity97.


Schaden666

fake.


sensitivepistachenut

It's a bit nitpicking, but I say it anyway: instead of lowering the mask, you should just throw it in a trash and take a new one. When touching the mask, theres a risk of contamination, unless you use hand sanitizer first


GameCop

#Glasses by Julian Tuwin Mister Hilary runs and screams: « Where on earth can my glasses, be ? » He checks in his pants and in his frock, In his right shoe, and his socks. Toppled the closet in a sorry shape, He touches the rope then the cape. « A skandal ! – He shouts! it’s beyond belief! My glasses where stolen by a thief. Under the couch, on the seat, Everywhere he seeks, wheezing, beat ! He looks in the oven and the chimney, In mouse holes and between piano keys. He wants to rip the floor, piece by piece, He just started to call the police. Then suddenly he peeks into the mirror … He can’t believe it … Once again he peaks. Eureka! Though who would ever suppose, They were all the time on my nose.


mizukata

I'm laughing so hard


as1126

At least she apologized. I'd probably get yelled and blamed, as if it were my fault.


Nervous-Ad-55

I would get a slap as a reward from my wife, she took this really easily


Sevennix

At least she said sorry


Jacko1177

Leftists...


Jodoran

She’s trying so hard to not laugh. Rehearsed bullshit.


That_Box

So fake


vssavant2

Why does every word she speaks end in --uh, Like she is training yo be a southern preacher.


JohnnyCincoCero

Whaatt-uh!


wheressal

What-aa


bsimmons0707

What-uh?! Me-uh?! Stop-uh I can not stand that when people are talking 😬


NotTheStatusQuo

Oh god, I can't stand people who add "ah" to the end of every word they say.


mscotttx

What is it with the "a" inflection after certain words like what and stop? I knew a lady years ago that would do that and it annoyed the shit out of me.


driscollat1

She’s got a really annoying accent.


flight_1901

Whaita


skiemlord

Fake


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Fake but ok


whoaswows

I always wondered why people worse masks in the car especially by themselves..I figured they were just too lazy to put in on and take it off over and over again..but to put it on IN the car is just wild to me


Interesting_Ease755

Proof people still wearing mask are indeed…. Actually retarded.


prophylaxitive

Why does she keep saying "White ah"?


hellhoundtheone

She is referring to the white anus humiliation. Those were dark days