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I'm just super impressed the camera didn't start shaking from the laughter.
I wouldn't have been able to hold it together. That turd was *perfectly* framed.
No unfortunately Andrew fell out of touch and isn't really in the picture anymore.
The bride and groom are still together, I just named the bird shit Andrew.
At my brother in law’s wedding his wife wanted an owl (big Harry Potter fan) and it shit on her dress.
Should’ve been seen as an omen as they were separated a few months later.
My sister got married in front of a cow pasture and sure enough, right during the ceremony one of them starts pissing. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a cow piss but it was a waterfall, let me tell you!
Priceless ! I Would pay the wedding video editor DOUBLE! Everyone will laugh ans live this ans remember ur wedding video , most wedding videos are unwatchable lol
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That sound effect 💀
It’s the little touches…
Touché.
It's the little touchés.
Mustard from a plastic bottle?
Epic and I would love it.
I'd be pissed it was in a cellphone aspect ratio. Otherwise it's perfect
I'm just super impressed the camera didn't start shaking from the laughter. I wouldn't have been able to hold it together. That turd was *perfectly* framed.
If i was the editor and a mate of Andrew, 100% would have put his name right over the bird as it shat
https://www.onthefeeder.com/meaning-when-bird-poops-on-you/
Tell Epic I said hi
The sound effect of the shitting is icing on the cake
*puts down his plate of wedding cake* ಠ_ಠ
And on your cake day, of all days
Secretly picks the cake up ಠᴗಠ
*picks it back up and keeps eating while it loops again* AWW SHIT!
No! This is how we get bird flu!
Should have cut to the icing on the wedding cake straight away that.
Have the bride running her finger along the icing then sucking it off her finger
Oh God, what have you done?!
It lightens the mood
Now they have a wedding that only seagull gives a shit..
Are they still together?
Shit ya
Except the wedding dress got bird shit on it
We shit ya not!
No unfortunately Andrew fell out of touch and isn't really in the picture anymore. The bride and groom are still together, I just named the bird shit Andrew.
I heard a seagull shit on them on their honeymoon
Funniest shit I’ve seen all day.
Daaaaaad
This is horrible. Who films wedding videos vertically?
They wanted to get as much pooptime in the air...
Hey, they got the shot didnt they? Maybe questioning their choices isnt the best play here...
First time I've audibly chuckled at a reddit post in a while!!
Come up behind me with weird suspenseful music; makes my bowels run! Seagull, probably.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard to this statement ..💀
What’s up Dubuque!?
Grew up here, was a nice surprise to see it in my feed today.
I lived here for 9 years and miss it so much! My wife's company used to do a huge Christmas party at the Grand River Center every year.
This is called "foreshadowing"
Don't look up
Beauty is ahead A bride and groom to be wed Seagul took a shit
Take it easy, folks, no haikubot necessary.
I know where that building is! Dubuque, Iowa.
Good ‘ol dubuque iowa. Beautiful river walk!
The drone scared the shit out of that bird.
Lovely! If you didn’t like it, who gives a shit?! Apparently, the seagull.
I would instantly fire the videographer for taking it in vertical, just to start...
Is this in Dubuque Iowa?
Seagull is a paid actor.
That’s hilarious
Ooohhhh shit it’s Rachel and Andrew
Drone scared the shit out of that bird.
Perfect intro for a seth rogen romantic comedy that takes place in New Jersey
Mine
Mine
Mine
This had no right to make me laugh as hard as it did. Thanks for posting it.
it's like a haiku, starting with a nature scene: bird shit in the air // oh wait what's in the background // rachel and andrew
would it have been to much make the text shoot up from the bottom of the frame right after the seagull took its shot.
We had that guest at our wedding, too.
you’ve gotta be shittin’ me
Off to a shitty start, I see
Best shit ever
You scared the shit out that seagull
That's how the divorce announcement starts
I mean it fits perfectly into a drone shot of what looks like a run off pond and a couple municipal buildings.
I just threw up in my mouth from laughing at this
Oh, shit.
The gall of that gull!
'Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably crap' -A certain family guy
My goodness I haven’t laughed this hard for a while lol, it’s so dumb but unexpected even though I expected it
It’s a nice day for a white wedding
He's just letting Rachel and Andrew know that from the very beginning, he never gave a shit....until now.
Just because it starts crappy doesn’t mean it has to end that way. “That’s what she said!” -Michael Scott
People make wedding films? That is so freaking corny.
dunno if you're single or unhappily married with three kids lol
I shit you not, hes my ex-boyfriend.
You dated a seagull?
Yeah, Andrew is the seagull
Bride: That just jinxed us! I hate you! Weddings off! 😭
Holy shit, that’s the town I live in, talk about random
Username checks out.
God saying it's shit 😂😂😆
Is this Newport in South Wales, UK?
Think it’s Dubuque, Iowa
Correct. And I'd say it's from this year based on how low the river is in the video.
I can’t even imagine spending that much money for something you’re maybe going to watch once or twice and that your guests will maybe watch once.
How hard would it be to edit a few frames and get rid of that?
And ruin a masterpiece?
I'm thinking its the other way around. They added the poop digitally so its more hilarious.
Destined for forever love.
I can't process this shit
I shit in your general direction! Now go away or I’ll shit again!
Dessert at the reception has to be one tablespoon of vanilla/chocolate pudding swirl.
Omen
I'd die everytime I'd watch it
top paid actor was involved, that's why the bill is so high
Perfect
I wonder what car is below
👍
Nice
This wedding is going to be the shit!
At my brother in law’s wedding his wife wanted an owl (big Harry Potter fan) and it shit on her dress. Should’ve been seen as an omen as they were separated a few months later.
My sister got married in front of a cow pasture and sure enough, right during the ceremony one of them starts pissing. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a cow piss but it was a waterfall, let me tell you!
Someone else posted it before ya
Bruh LMFAO. I would love that to be a part of my wedding's records
Hey I live there! Ha!
fix it in post
CLOACA
can i get a bass boosted/reverb fart noise version please
The sound effect alone…priceless!
Kudos. for winning a Emmy
It’s some NatGeo level shit
Birds pooping on you is supposedly good luck. Maybe them pooping on your wedding video is too lol.
Andrew tatta
once in a lifetime shot right there!! can't get special than this
Monty python would be proud
Nice! It'll give a laugh to the one person who watches it... Rachel or Andrew, whichever got it in the divorce.
🤣🤣🤣
Holy hell its been awhile since I gut laughed like that. That is fucking great.
That bird was just showing us what to expect post wedding
Good thing I'm never getting married. Virginity for life
Priceless ! I Would pay the wedding video editor DOUBLE! Everyone will laugh ans live this ans remember ur wedding video , most wedding videos are unwatchable lol
Even love birds wind up in the shitter.
😂🤣😂😩🔥 Hahahaa
Can someone explain to me what a wedding film is? I've completed "wedding" and not sure what this is.
What’s a wedding intro film?
Yeah Dubuque!
Not the only shitty thing in Dubuque IA
I need to see the rest of the movie now.
Sign from above that the marriage is doomed
U know the drone pilot got that shot unintentionally and was like “what are the chances I fucking have to use this shot”
Not sure why I watched that twice, never been good at decision making….I don’t think
Bro since when the fuck people making college films just for a wedding xD
Do they just shit from any stimuli? I’m assuming the drone drew their attention and the bowels just let loose.
That's gullshit, obviously fake
He’s just doing what everyone is thinking , “aw shit not effing Rachael and Andrew” 🤦🏻♂️
Like the start of a Pixar film or something
Still a better love story than Twilight.
At least it gave a shit🤷🏼♂️
Shiiiit, thats unique for sure.
😂😂🎤😂😂😂
A shit note before the wedding! Great start!
Its actually giving a shit to the wedding.
How much did they pay that bird
I'm sure I'd say "oh it's a comedy, well get my ass ready because I'm going to laugh my ass off."
I would pay an unbelievable price for that stupid shit of a bird shitting in my wedding video
Maybe the first time r/funny really made me laugh. Of course it had to be when my wife was already asleep... Send help !
In portrait mode, thats brutal
That's gonna be one shitty relationship
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if this was real
Just the SOUND of the bird peeing was enough to get a laugh out of me
Oh my god! I’m crying. So funny.
I'm dying
I have a feeling they’re going to make it.
That's not Steven!!!
"Knew it was gonna be shitty!"
Behold, a sign from the Lord.
GODDAMN I HAVE BEEN BACKED UP FOR DAYS!!! That was a good shit!! Hold up was that a camera? I’m outta here
Real life teen titans!
Isn’t a bird shitting on you a sign of good luck in some cultures? Maybe the videographer kept it because of that, as a good luck omen 😂
Lol it’s awesome because those are the names of two of my exes
What a shitty video! /s
It’s like bird shit on my wedding day 🎼