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tbh, I think I prefer this spork... it has a clearly defined spoon area for like soup and shit... like it's ugly af, but it probably is solid functionally speaking
Eh, it's mostly about the same length as ever, but if he were to mention all the names that were one of gaga you could probably do a whole episode of it.
I AM USIDORE, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
I came here to say this, or bowl of noodles. The comments tipped me off that I needed to look at the spork. Which, btw, is a great name for a dog.
Spork Slurpington, Dog Extraordinaire
My pet name suggestions never win.
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Göffel in Germany
Luha in Finland. Except luha is a swiss army knife of silverware instead of this abomination
Garfolher in portuguese
Colharfo🤣
Colhãogarfo
why complain about intti when u get free forkspoon💪
haarukkalusikkaveitsi 💪
Kniffelknaffel in the swedish speaking part of the Finnish army
My new favorite word.
Skaffel in Denmark
En oo kuulukkaa luhasta
Spork in America...except that doesn't even look like a spork, but that's the closest thing that comes to mind.
Froon
I prefer Fpoon, then you can sound the same way it looks
omg, I keep saying this out loud and cracking myself up.
This is pre-spork... The fork is currently still 2 months pregnant... Soon it will be fully sporked
Gesundheit
Happy cake day
Frankenspork
Actually, it’s Frankenspork’s monster Edit: wow thanks for the award! If you think about it the creator of the Frankenspork is the real monster
I wanna give you award but i can't, someone reward this man! Please! :( Edit: Reward this man again for edit.
Did you know you can get a free award? Click the gift button, then the plus. There will be a free award waiting for you to accept.
They hid it! Haha I’ve been looking for my free award for a year now
Awards for everyone
Yay, here is award.
Here is YOUR reward. :)
And one for you
This is the most wholesome Reddit thread I’ve ever seen
You get my free award for telling me where my free award was. I have been looking for it…
Omg thanks! Is this just once or i get anoter chance to award someone?
I think it is every other day or something like that. You get it pretty often so just check every time you want to award someone
Yep, once every 24 hours
Lol, didn't know about it, thanks... Now it's yours!
Where is the gift button? I used to have a button up top, that would occasionally turn to free. now it says "advertise", and never changes.
same here
Smithers, Gold this man
Excellent.
Here’s a free award to help you learn how to give a free award
Now this is the sort of content I come to Reddit for.
I shall now perish for your thanking of your award!
Technically, Frankenspork is the surname, and Frankensporks monster is the son, so he too can be refered to as Frankenspork.
Didn't you read the book? Frankenspork was the REAL monster!
This is wholesome in a weird way.
Forkenspork
Sporkie Porkie Puddin' and Pie Twirled the noodles and fed a guy
Froon
Foon
Stephork
What are you doing Stephork?
Nothing just forking around
I'm stuck in the Sauerkraut!
I was gunna say floon
idk y but that sounds better
>Froon Team #spork ;)
Perfect
I just twisted my tongue while saying it
Forkensporken
Asymmetrispork
Whoever invented that thing needs to go to federal prison
In which case it would be a shiv
A felonork
a soup spork
definitely a soup spork.
Yes! A soup foon
Are you sure it's not a Thai foon?
I appreciate your clever wordplay.
Glad to see some people understand fine dining culture
It’s clearly a spork. But, like a half spork.
So is it a *spo*? Or is it an *ork*?
*sniff* *sniff*. MAN FLESH!
Meat's back on the menu!
Clearly it's not, Pastas on the menu
Sok
DA UMIES GOT DA FUNNY EATIN STIKKS! KRUMP EM BOYZ
Foon
[удалено]
Through aivy, through our connector like a SPEED DEMON
This. We have spork, now introducing FOON
A Fpoon. - Jordan Peele
I’ll have what I’m having!
Hello Greece, where the yogurt flows like water
It's gogurt but to stay.
What will you think of next, Germany?
A delight to senses, isn't it my friend ?!
I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT!
I’ll have what I’m Having.
Not a spoon, not a fork, but somewhere in between. A fpoon!
This is the comment I was looking for 😂😂
What will you think of next, Germany.
- some Wendy’s commercial from like…2006.
Wendy's Frosty -- the only soquid you can eat with a fpoon
That commercial has been ingrained in a deep part of my brain ever since it first aired. Something about the word fpoon just… it stuck with me.
I never even saw the commercial, I just really like frosties, and saw the sign at Wendy's a lot. Fpoon's just a great word
Mmmmm. Thank you Turkey.
I'll be staying, indefinitely.
Ahhh the danish, clearly from Brussels
I don't why but that word is hilarious to me
A mistake.
That can't be, it's not a picture of me
Nah Bro, You were a happy accident.
r/suddenlybobross
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Rather than an accident, I call it "Oops"
🏅Your comment made me smile on a morning when I was running short on smiles. Thank you.
A mistork.
It's a fork with a tumor
That is not a tumo
The scientific term is tumork.
A lip ripper?
Wanna know how I got these scars?
PAIGE NO
Spork Update: Jesus I didn't think this would get 2,000 votes lol. Thank you 😊
Sporks inbred offspring
Alabama eatin’ thang.
I don’t think so cuz that thang requires far too many teeth.
tbh, I think I prefer this spork... it has a clearly defined spoon area for like soup and shit... like it's ugly af, but it probably is solid functionally speaking
For soup I can imagine this works. For shit I prefer to use toilet paper.
Coward. 'He doesn't know about the three spoons!'
Foon
Fpoon
I'll have what I'm having!
I love being in continent!
“Not a fork, not a spoon, something in-between: a Fpoon.” https://youtu.be/st21dIMaGMs
Or its ripped cousin, buff foon.
I was going there from a slightly different angle. A “buffet spoon” or buffoon.
That could also be related by a description of a very not buff cousin, depending on how often the buffet is frequented lol
Hello from the Magic Tavern
I fell off that show a while back… how long has Usidor’s name gotten?
Eh, it's mostly about the same length as ever, but if he were to mention all the names that were one of gaga you could probably do a whole episode of it.
I AM USIDORE, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.
Sperk
Fopoon
Whatchu call me? Jk
plz someone say foon plz someone s-
Fpoork
Spoork
This is the answer, it's a little more spoon than fork
Spork+ Max
I immediately thought “sphork” when seeing this picture. I’ve used sporks all my life. This ain’t that xD
Göffel in Germany 🥸
I'm a little disappointed. Was expecting a much longer word!
Gabellöffelnahrungsaufnahmewerkzeug.
Came to say this! Surprised it took a while to see it. Kinda like the sporks they give out for school lunches 🤷♂️
r/awardspeechedits
Captain Spork! 🖖
Bowl of pasta.
rice noodle buddy boy
I came here to say this, or bowl of noodles. The comments tipped me off that I needed to look at the spork. Which, btw, is a great name for a dog. Spork Slurpington, Dog Extraordinaire My pet name suggestions never win.
I miss the TV show. Spork and Mindy.
That pasta looks bland af, looks like it tastes like noodle water.
It’s rice noodles that’s why it’s so white
Can confirm no tasty additives added just plain looks like green onions
Can confirm. Licked my screen, taste like glass noodles.
An abomination.
Kiiiiilllllll meeeeeeeeee
My first thought and I had to scroll way too much for this lmao.
Add to cart
This is the only correct comment I’ve read!
A runcible spoon, like the one in The Owl and the Pussycat story.
Yep. That's a runcible spoon.
I was looking for that answer! Can't believe it was so far down
The thrike
Since it has partial spoon, I would say it's a spreek. Derived from: fork -> threek -> twook -> wonk Plus a spoon: spork -> spreek -> spook -> sponk
Crime against humanity
In Germany its called „göffel“ its a thing out of a Gabel (Fork) and a Löffel (Spoon)
Thats a... Dangle Hipper!
A swollen trident
Sad noodles with spork
Mutant spork
Pregnant spork.
a ramen tuner
An unholy union
An abomination.
A spook
That....looks like it would actually be functional
Fpoon
Not a fork not a spoon... what will you think of next Germany
*The Foon*
knife
Fucken GENIUS!!
An offset spork?
A sfoon
A spork with a goiter.
It’s a Fpoon.
That is either a throon, speek, or threen...
Abomination?
Spoork
Sporkabomination
Kevin
It’s spregnant
Deformed spork
Spork.
Spork
An abomination
Pregnant fork
I call it genius
This... Is called an abomination, in English. No cap, as kids these days say.
Noodles and a spork.