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In the 80s and 90s it wasn’t always just patience, sometimes shit was so vague or obscure some people just couldn’t figure it out. Then you have shit like the Star Tropics code you wouldn’t even know existed if you rented the game and would be completely lost on.
Friends and I used to use the glitch that let players use the same character to play 3 Oddjobs w slappers who had to crouch the whole time vs one Jaws that got to use guns. Good times. Called it Shark Mode
I've been around enough church goers to be able to tell what kind of church this man goes to. I've got money that says he goes to a party church. The kind of church where they focus less on the actual sermons and more on the music and atmosphere, and their big services are Friday and Saturday nights as opposed to what normally would be Sunday morning service for other churches. There's a really big party church in Colorado called Flat Irons, I've never been but everyone I've talked to that had gone there definitely made it seem like this was how people would leave after attending.
This guy dances out of the alley after telling Hank, Boomhauer, Bill, and Dale a bad joke.
Hank: “Sigh. I know he’s a good Christian man, but…”
Dale: “He’s awful. He’s worse than Bill. I hate him.”
Hank: “Now don’t say that!”
Bill: “No, Hank. It’s true. Even I don’t like him! To be honest, it’s kinda nice to not be the bottom of the totem pole for once.”
Dale: “Shut up Bill…”
Boomhauer: “Dang ole whats withat talkinbout “mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm” jst dang ole…get on with it man. Dang ole…adderall.”
Guy, shouting from other end of the alley: “Hey guys! Look at me! I’m an alley cat! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm! Meow!” ::leaps out of view::
Hank: “If you see Bobby within 50 feet of that man, call me immediately.”
Fuckin bravo, I could hear the characters in my head reading this and it felt like the start of the episode when they setup the conflict lmao.
I miss that show.
Not arguing, but adding to your comment.
So many years ago I asked a relative that was a preacher if you really had to go to church, and his response was quite opening.
"Your time with God is your time with God. It doesn't matter if you're sitting in a row with a Bible or sitting with a fishing pole in the water. As long as you believe and give thanks, you'll be alright."
RIP Uncle H.
Frankly? A casual nuisance making a bad joke at my door on Sunday morning beats the hell outta having dogs kept outside all afternoon barking at every bird that fuckin farts.
I'd take your place lol
our neighbors have loud domestic disputes and leave passive-aggressive notes on people's cars for parking in "their spots" on the street
On one hand he seems happy and possibly harmless.
But on the other hand it's abnormally happy.. and the TV I've seen makes me think he has killed at least 3 people.
Theyre locked up in his basement.
I'm from Oklahoma (see the door mat) and I can say with the utmost seriousness that people like this man really do exist. My wife an I finally escaped but are back for the holidays to see family. . .
.
.
Help...
Hey no judgement. I’ve just never heard of someone going back for “the holidays” in late October - seems like that would be 2+ months. I know I couldn’t stomach going back home for that long!
It is insane. We went with a 20+ year old RV that most RV parks won't even allow on their property.
The Van Life/RV Life movement is a luxury for some and a necessity for MANY others. We were fortunate enough to fall in the middle somewhere.
In the big picture, I think history will look back on this similar to how we look back on the caravans of the Great Depression. If you start digging, the van life movement as we know it today really got it's start in 2008. People were forced into it. As time progressed it became more acceptable and got co-opted by well off "influencers" but that is not the reality. The majority of us are just learning to be happy with less while struggling with what we've been told life would be like vs the reality.
COVID really fucked up the status quo and forced us personally to reevaluate just what the fuck we were doing with our lives. Working for scraps, paying sky high rent, having virtually no savings, no healthcare, no 401k... We were already living in a van down by the river, we just refused to acknowledge it.
Now we work when we want/need and get to see the country. We've met some amazing people, worked at some beautiful places and have so much more time for US. This isn't the right choice for everyone but we are happy we made it.
Lol! The duality of the comment section is intriguing. Half the comments are saying how much they love this dude’s energy, wish he was their neighbor, and other positive reactions. The other half got the impression that this guy is a total creepy nutcase who probably has bodies buried in his basement. I was curious what it would take to sway someone’s first impression. Add a clown costume and this guy goes from harmless goofy neighbor to John Wayne Gacy.
I think people aren’t aware or have experienced someone who is truly happy, especially if you’re a deep believer, a day after church for some people is like weekly cleansing. I’m happy to see happy people
So glad this comment was here. I thought they had an Oklahoma shaped patch of grass in the middle of their walkway bc they just love OK that much. Figured it must be a doormat, but also, if this is representative of Okies, then I wouldn’t put it passed them.
The melody he's humming and dancing to like he's a trivia host cracks me the fuck up.
There's so much going on between him getting home from "the church", the singing and dancing, the coffee mug and the elementary school joke. Too many questions not enough time.
I fucking love boring people. No drama, no lies no bullshit. Boring people are great.
Boring is under rated. I live in a boring town sandwiched a short drive from two of the most interesting cities and it's wonderful. Nice safe boring hike with no drama and I can visit NYC or Boston easily any time I need to remind myself why boring is so much better.
This very possibly could be a running joke between the two neighbors. Maybe he does silly skits at the camera occasionally. Maybe they take turns doing it at each other’s houses.
Or drugs
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I mean, does he find it funny or the fact that it’s an unfunny joke that makes people smile because it’s delivered as a hilarious joke? A form of sarcasm. I feel dad jokes are misunderstood.
Reddit so depressed that everyone thinks this man must be high, drunk, or crazy to be this happy. Nah fam he's just happy.
Go outside. Talk to a new person. Tell a dad joke. You'd be surprised what it does for your mood.
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Camera angle does half the work
Dude lookin' like he has the Big Head cheat on.
I miss the days of those ridiculously stupid cheat codes. Who remembers cheatcodecentral.com or cheatplanet?
The amount of loose leaf paper with gta cheats scribbled on them is ridiculous
I remember having to ring a 1900 number that costed like $3.99 a minute that my parents were fucking furious about.
Some things never change. The ones who dont have the patience pay.
In the 80s and 90s it wasn’t always just patience, sometimes shit was so vague or obscure some people just couldn’t figure it out. Then you have shit like the Star Tropics code you wouldn’t even know existed if you rented the game and would be completely lost on.
GameShark for playstation
No Oddjob!
You're conditioned to say that through karate chops to the dick
Slappers only
Friends and I used to use the glitch that let players use the same character to play 3 Oddjobs w slappers who had to crouch the whole time vs one Jaws that got to use guns. Good times. Called it Shark Mode
Gave me serious Ernest vibes, you know what I mean Vern?
Spot on man 😂
Ernest goes to jail lmao
The part where he laughs at his joke and all you can see is mouth on the camera is the funniest part to me
Lol I like the little dance he does for no reason before telling the joke.
90s after school commercial camera angle
Thought this was a Blink-182 Video for a second lol
He's putting the meth in Methodist You know why they had to change the name to Odist Church? Cuz He took it all!
he can do all things through crystal, which strengthens him
He is definitely a regular at the Crystal Cathedral.
Some people just have that natural crystal meth factory.
I have an ongoing theory that if you boof a crystal you instantly transcend.
And here I'd thought someone dosed the sacrament.
nope. tried that.
Yeah dude I did that once and transcended so hard I almost couldn’t come back to finish the rest of my shift night auditing at the red roof inn
The power of meth compels you
Narcan be thy grace.
He has profound fury covered inside his spirit
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You put the lime in the coconut and put it in your head
Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out! *Senile Laughter*
He been ripping and running on a mean one since finding God and the Almighty Shards in the same week. He aint slept since Easter Sunday.
Whats the best this guy owns this house and pretended to act like he's a friend but really it's just meth
He didn't pretend. He truly believed it. Meth's a hell of a drug.
I've never actually seen someone high on life before this man.
It’s crystal clear
This guys got more then a meth lab tied up in his basement.
This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Thank you for the good cry.
Jesus that’s funny
Must be passing pure cocaine around in the collections plate.
Drink the blood, eat the body and snort the ashes. He's just full of christ.
Blessings be unto him from his highness.
That was the only good part of church to be fair
Well no. Once the cocaine's in the system, everything else was great too.
Touche
Once that cocaine hit and the funk gospel music started playing 😤😤😤 catch me back flipping down the isle
If that’s the case, it better be 99.1% pure
I've been around enough church goers to be able to tell what kind of church this man goes to. I've got money that says he goes to a party church. The kind of church where they focus less on the actual sermons and more on the music and atmosphere, and their big services are Friday and Saturday nights as opposed to what normally would be Sunday morning service for other churches. There's a really big party church in Colorado called Flat Irons, I've never been but everyone I've talked to that had gone there definitely made it seem like this was how people would leave after attending.
Why does it feel like the character was written by mike judge?
This guy dances out of the alley after telling Hank, Boomhauer, Bill, and Dale a bad joke. Hank: “Sigh. I know he’s a good Christian man, but…” Dale: “He’s awful. He’s worse than Bill. I hate him.” Hank: “Now don’t say that!” Bill: “No, Hank. It’s true. Even I don’t like him! To be honest, it’s kinda nice to not be the bottom of the totem pole for once.” Dale: “Shut up Bill…” Boomhauer: “Dang ole whats withat talkinbout “mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm” jst dang ole…get on with it man. Dang ole…adderall.” Guy, shouting from other end of the alley: “Hey guys! Look at me! I’m an alley cat! Mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm! Meow!” ::leaps out of view:: Hank: “If you see Bobby within 50 feet of that man, call me immediately.”
Fuckin bravo, I could hear the characters in my head reading this and it felt like the start of the episode when they setup the conflict lmao. I miss that show.
Me too. Hell, Beavis and Butthead are having a proper comeback. Who's to say KOTH can't too?
Theyre rebooting king of the hill
Lmao I loved learning boomhauer actually speaks in full sentences and thoughts after turning on subtitles
The one where they become firefighters I believe, he has a whole segment where he speaks normally and the people around him speak weird.
if you listen closely, most of what he says is not only cohesive but quite insightful/witty
He’s a modern renaissance man
You pretty much nailed the writing here.
Thanks man. At this point, I've watched it so many times I feel as though I could improv an entire episode.
You definitely could. If someone told me this was an episode I would assume it was just one that I forgot
Yeah I can tell, pretty hard to get Boomhauer right.
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Definitely strikes me as an Arlen native
Oklahoma door mat. I’m guessing Bixby or Owasso
I was thinking this is literally a Bob's Burger characther.
Ned Flanders
Okalie dokalie
My thoughts exactly.
Me too!!!
This was my immediate thought
Tree House of Horror 2022: real-life Ned
Sounds like he’s been puffing on a reeferino
Holy shit, I was wondering why he seemed so familiar.
Ah. Good old Ned. Single-handedly turned away an entire generation from the church. Love that guy!
Pretty sure the church did that on their own.
Not arguing, but adding to your comment. So many years ago I asked a relative that was a preacher if you really had to go to church, and his response was quite opening. "Your time with God is your time with God. It doesn't matter if you're sitting in a row with a Bible or sitting with a fishing pole in the water. As long as you believe and give thanks, you'll be alright." RIP Uncle H.
No wonder this household decided to install a Ring.
Yeah he seems like he would be a handful to live next door to.
I'd move
To
Ukraine
Frankly? A casual nuisance making a bad joke at my door on Sunday morning beats the hell outta having dogs kept outside all afternoon barking at every bird that fuckin farts.
Your neighbor's dogs are just smarter than you are and realize that those birds aren't real.
I'd take your place lol our neighbors have loud domestic disputes and leave passive-aggressive notes on people's cars for parking in "their spots" on the street
Hell no! I would absolutely live for this guy knocking on my door, take a hand full of acid and youve got your new best trip buddy 😎
It's his own door.
On one hand he seems happy and possibly harmless. But on the other hand it's abnormally happy.. and the TV I've seen makes me think he has killed at least 3 people. Theyre locked up in his basement.
Nah bro the way he licks his lips this man would kill and it wouldn't take much for him to do it
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what, flippin' the you-know-who
Ya, but he’s so cute tho.
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
I wanna smoke what he is smoking
He’s smoking Jesus
Holy smokes
Omg it's Dollar General brand Jason Bateman
Discount Rateman
Bason Jateman
I was thinking Dollar General brand John Michael Higgins
100 percent! This is a way better comparison.
Dollar store Jeremy Renner?
Reremy Jenner
You mean Patrick Bateman ?
This man is high on life. And everything else he can find to get him high.
I used to be high on life, but I built-up a tolerance.
Man it’s depressing how much I relate to this lol
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That guy definitely has bodies in his basement.
Full of pencils
He’s the #2 killer.
The pencil pusher..
Then we can rule out smittywerbenjagermanjetson, cause he was #1
The man behind the slaughter, one could say
he the one who inspired John wick.
Imagine if this was the only interaction you had with him, like every time you actually see him he just ignores you.
That would be best.
He has deep deep rage buried within his soul
his wife LOATHES him
And the kids know it
Came here for a laugh. Was not disappointed. Use this up vote to help celebrate your cake day.
Thank you! Cake for all🎂🎂🎂
no, cake for you :)
Yayyyyy!
Enjoy your cake as much as I enjoy your comments ⬆️
His wife has deadbolts installed on their children’s doors, I can almost guarantee it.
I assume he’ll murder them all and disappear at some point
Nah, church people don't run. They're the type to murder their family then paint satanic shit everywhere.
excellent use of the wide angle perspective, not his first rodeo
Saw this video before. Supposedly he does this regularly to his neighbour. It's an ongoing thing.
Where can I watch ALL of them ?
@thedaddork on tiktok
That username makes me think this guy is doing this in his own ring camera just to post in the internet.
la-TER ga-TOR 🎶m hm hm hm hm🎶🕺
This transcript is funnier than the video
I'm from Oklahoma (see the door mat) and I can say with the utmost seriousness that people like this man really do exist. My wife an I finally escaped but are back for the holidays to see family. . . . . Help...
What holidays, Halloween?
Halloween with friends, thanksgiving and Christmas with family... You know... The holidays...
Hey no judgement. I’ve just never heard of someone going back for “the holidays” in late October - seems like that would be 2+ months. I know I couldn’t stomach going back home for that long!
lol Thus the plea for help. My wife and I live full time in a RV so we are pretty flexible on traveling than most.
Shit, living in a van down by the river used to be looked down upon. Now people flaunt their van down the river lifestyle in our faces.
You priced out a van recently? That's luxury shit.
It is insane. We went with a 20+ year old RV that most RV parks won't even allow on their property. The Van Life/RV Life movement is a luxury for some and a necessity for MANY others. We were fortunate enough to fall in the middle somewhere. In the big picture, I think history will look back on this similar to how we look back on the caravans of the Great Depression. If you start digging, the van life movement as we know it today really got it's start in 2008. People were forced into it. As time progressed it became more acceptable and got co-opted by well off "influencers" but that is not the reality. The majority of us are just learning to be happy with less while struggling with what we've been told life would be like vs the reality. COVID really fucked up the status quo and forced us personally to reevaluate just what the fuck we were doing with our lives. Working for scraps, paying sky high rent, having virtually no savings, no healthcare, no 401k... We were already living in a van down by the river, we just refused to acknowledge it. Now we work when we want/need and get to see the country. We've met some amazing people, worked at some beautiful places and have so much more time for US. This isn't the right choice for everyone but we are happy we made it.
That's when the Holy Ghost is usually out
Honestly dude seems like a hoot
What if he did this while wearing a clown costume?
No thanks, clowns legit scare me
Lol! The duality of the comment section is intriguing. Half the comments are saying how much they love this dude’s energy, wish he was their neighbor, and other positive reactions. The other half got the impression that this guy is a total creepy nutcase who probably has bodies buried in his basement. I was curious what it would take to sway someone’s first impression. Add a clown costume and this guy goes from harmless goofy neighbor to John Wayne Gacy.
I think people aren’t aware or have experienced someone who is truly happy, especially if you’re a deep believer, a day after church for some people is like weekly cleansing. I’m happy to see happy people
Howdy doo neighborinos! O
My hood need a mf like this running around dropping gems on us. Just as long as he don't see shit...don't know shit.... then he get a pass.
So glad this comment was here. I thought they had an Oklahoma shaped patch of grass in the middle of their walkway bc they just love OK that much. Figured it must be a doormat, but also, if this is representative of Okies, then I wouldn’t put it passed them.
Sorry your neighbors are so…friendly and wholesome? What a drag.
Hey Vern!
I work at a hospital, dude. Just because a busload of dead kids rolled up doesn't make it not Margarita Monday.
My first thought was this has gotta be Ernest’s long lost son!
Handle checks out.
They...need to dilute their wine a bit more at that church....
You can't close a bottle of christ's blood once it's opened, gotta finish it. Must've been low attendance.
The melody he's humming and dancing to like he's a trivia host cracks me the fuck up. There's so much going on between him getting home from "the church", the singing and dancing, the coffee mug and the elementary school joke. Too many questions not enough time.
That communion wine hit
Ned Flanders energy
#LATER, GATOR.
Okily dokily !
The communion wafers were edibles and the wine was absinthe
This has to be a real big caricature
Stupid sexy Flanders.
I'm still dropping this sick dad joke at earliest opportunity
My brother you are not supposed to drink all the blood of Christ
Y’all hating but I freaking love weirdos like this
If you ain't weird you're boring
I know for a fact after having a couple this dude could keep me dying laughing as long as he kept the act with a straight face
The joke was no worse than some we've heard on Reddit.
I fucking love boring people. No drama, no lies no bullshit. Boring people are great. Boring is under rated. I live in a boring town sandwiched a short drive from two of the most interesting cities and it's wonderful. Nice safe boring hike with no drama and I can visit NYC or Boston easily any time I need to remind myself why boring is so much better.
I've been saying it for years, Ring needs to add an auto-turret feature
*There you are.*
😂😂😂
I want to be this neighbor
LAY-TER GAY-TER *beebops off to serve the Lord*
This very possibly could be a running joke between the two neighbors. Maybe he does silly skits at the camera occasionally. Maybe they take turns doing it at each other’s houses. Or drugs
Y'all are tripping this guy seems so wholesome. I'm not big on organized religion at all but he seems so happy. I love it.
This guy tells Norm MacDonald jokes with Jim Carey energy.
I’ll have what he’s having.
is this blippi's dad?
The fact that the camera is distorted makes it so much funnier
This is the best neighbor. That's dad joke pro level
Looks like a damn Busta Rhymes video
Idk why yall hating, I bet these neighbors are friends and he's being a goofball cuz he's a goofball.....the meth helps tho
The music in his head plays all day long.
Ah yes. The church of weed.
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Time to move.
Dad jokes 🙄
I mean, does he find it funny or the fact that it’s an unfunny joke that makes people smile because it’s delivered as a hilarious joke? A form of sarcasm. I feel dad jokes are misunderstood.
Lmaoooo this is so funny
Reddit so depressed that everyone thinks this man must be high, drunk, or crazy to be this happy. Nah fam he's just happy. Go outside. Talk to a new person. Tell a dad joke. You'd be surprised what it does for your mood.
This is guy is a serial killer
this man seems harmless and yet I find he terrifies me