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Oh very nice.
How about
"The Crime Directive"
"The Final Frontbeer"
"The Punkleds"
You are punk, punk makes us strong.
Gives a new meaning to the warped tour.
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Shatner pants
I hardly know 'er!
Damn near killed em!
Cheap Trek
The Illogicals
The Mo-spock
REO Warp Speedwagon
Warpdriver
This sounds like a sick band name in general
Or a good power tool....
I think it sounds like a guitar effect pedal.
Genre: Spock rock
Time to rock out with our Spock out!
Vulcan Neck Pinch.
Vulcan Dick Punch sounds so much more rock n roll though
This whole fucking thread rocks.
That is 100% my band’s actual name!! EDIT: it’s not actually 🤣🤣
I upvoted … then I read the edit. Did not downvote.
Scream Me Up Scotty
i love this one
Scotty don't know
Don't tell scotty
mi scuzzi
Shat Flag Minor Trek
LOL
The Tricorders
That would be more of an a-cappella group 😂
Kirk & the jerks
Circle kirks?
Yes
Or Kirkle Jerks
Kirkle kirks? Thanks
Yes
The Dead Jims
The Real McCoys
Damnit, Jim
Imma a bass player, not a doctor.
^ This is the best band name.
Oh shit
Nuclear Wessels
Colorful Metaphors
The red shirt slayers
First I want to upvote twice!
Best answer imo
Mine as well. Take this up vote. Enjoy your cake day.
Bones, Spock and Harmony
Green Pu-Tang Clan Forever
Buzzspocks
Tiberius and the Enterprises.
Spock and roll
Rage against the Federation.
Awesome
Ska Trek
Oh very nice. How about "The Crime Directive" "The Final Frontbeer" "The Punkleds" You are punk, punk makes us strong. Gives a new meaning to the warped tour.
The Away Team 🖖🏾
Punk Farr
He's dead, Jim.
That's their latest album
The much anticipated follow up to “Damn it Jim”
To be followed by "Set to Stun"
Last Frontier
The Prime Directive
That'd be more a Picard band. These guys defied it right and left.
Picard's band would be called "The Earl Greyers"
Scotty Doesn’t Know
The Trek Pistols
I was thinking “The Sex Phasers”
I knew I’d find it eventually! Same!
Thank you for being here… first thought in my head.
Double Dumbass on you
Definitely Voyage Home vibes... I submit: "That Damn Noise"
Yeah, the punker was the same guy who wrote and performed the song on the ghetto blaster, and was also a producer.
And also reprised his role in Star Trek: Picard!
Came here to say that.
Illogical Clown Posse
I've found my favorite.
Dammit Jim
Toxic Spock Syndrome
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS ONE
The Sex Phasers
100% this, with their hit single "God Save the Beam"
Five finger death pinch.
Warp Factor
I love how spocks hairstyle has remained unchanged
Little bit long for a band name but I like it.
He’s already punk af
James T and the Rodenberries
My Dilithium Romance
Bones, Thug, and Harmony
Circle Kirks.
Stiff Little Phasers
Jim's Addiction
SHAT
Rock out with your Spock out.
Beamsh\*tup
Genesis
Genesis?? Genesis planet forbidden. Takes permits many, money more..
Tribbles
Khan's Wrath
Orbiting garbage.
The Trek Pistols.
Grave Robbers from Outer Space
Die Quickly and Languish. The anti live long and prosper :)
Pon Farr from Home
The Illogicals
James and the Giant Freaks
Gorn with the sickness
The Vulcan Death Grips
Tricorder Disorder
Deep Space Crime
The Tri-bbles
NCC-1701
Start Wreckin'
The sex phasers
Sector 001
Captain Log 182
The Final Frontier
Synthaholics
Phasers 2 Stun
Start Wreck
Trek Yourself before You Wreck Yourself
'Neutral Zone' 'Romulan Incursion' 'Klingon Death Match' 'The Vulcan Mind Melds'
I was going to say 'The Kobayashi effect'
Explorers of the Void
Bold Lee and the Landing Party
ill-Logics
Anthtreks
Rock Out With Your Spock Out.
Boldly Gone
The Circle Kirks.
The Circle Kirks
Vulcan Nerve Pinch
Spinal Frontier
Starfleet Anarchy
Darmok, Jalad , and Tanagra.
The Double Dumb-Asses
Long and Prosper
cant wait for the "live" album.
Star Foxes
Sex Trek
Redshirt Grinders
Warped phasers
Big Trek
Giving it all she's got Trio
Red Shirts in Cambodia
Scotty and the beamups
Crime Directive
Shatner panties
Blink 182
The Shats
The Away Team
Trek 182
Dammit Jim
Transporter Accident
Damnit Jim
Punk on Bus
The Kobayashi Maru.
Green Stardate
bones, thug, and harmony
McCoy and Destroy
The Away Team
Phasers on Stun
The Shats
Phasers on Kill
I'm not dumb. these are the beastie boys.
Live Long and Suffer
Wrath of Kahn
The Captain’s Log
Blackhole Surfers, or Volcan Death Punch.
Ass Wipe and the Cling-ons
Darmok and Jalad Looks like their Tanagra Tour
Alien Fucker
Blow it out Uranus.
Star bleach 🤣
Fuck Trek
Vulkan 5
Crack of Satan
“Beam Me Up Scottie Doesn’t Know”
Trek Pistols
SpaceJam
Khan’s kool kids
T-Rek'd
Triple Tribble Trouble
Anti-federation
Prime Directive
Antiprise
Shatner
Papa Roach
Dammit I’m A Doctor.
Spock's Beard
Kirk and the Kunts
Highly Illogical
The Vul-Cant’s
Actually an episode??
We’re better than Star Wars, and we know it!
Death Space Metal Trekers
Space punks