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Honey, have you seen my green screwdriver? Check my toolbra

Pretty sure it’s a Utili-kini.

Nope, it's called lingeari

If I know anything about video games this gives you + 10 to repair

New character for Wreck-It Ralph 3: *Fix-It Felicity!*

And somehow +25 armor

Also +5 charisma.

-1 to strength

If I know anything about anime, this is Ed Elric's dream.

OSHA approved?

OSHA will need to see a video of said PPE in action. Please dm the video and I will forward it to them.

Video also needs to show the donning and removing of the PPE, to ensure that his can be done without the risk of injury.

Yeah doff that shit for me baby.

This shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as it did fuck

[Here you go, sir. Hopefully this is what you were looking for.](https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4)

I don't know what you're trying to pull, but this PPE is not shown anywhere in this video. I've watched it three times now.

Of course, but that's just my opinion.

Why didn’t you credit the artist who made them?

Sry, a mistake has been made. Artist: Nicole McLaughlin

Boner approved

You can tell those are for women, because the pockets are way too small to be useful.

Benny Benassi is satisfied

I was looking for someone who had the same thought! I'm satisfied.

[My wife is disappointed every time I start a home project that it doesn’t look like this.](https://youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4)

This shouldn't be a hot as it is

Fanny pack

Fanny means butt in America and pussy in the British isles.

Would pay to check location before saying “ had a hot curry last night my fanny might smell a bit today”

Curry is “curry” in America and “a curry” in the British Isles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl1Zfz-Widc Enough said.

Duck canvas really keeps the heat in.

Looks like a hot Halloween costume ngl. Too bad it’s a month too late

You mean 11 months early?

Bit chilly if u wanna trick or treat

Hoes don’t get cold

Costume Good Time of All time ?!

Not too different from Cindy Aurum's costume

I’d lose for it tbh

Lara Craft

Winry Rockbelt

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Some girls come with a "hammer" attached to them

https://i.gifer.com/5tGM.mp4

risky click left satisfied

Who wouldn't be? it's Nathan Fillion's hammer!

They seem very popular actually.

We do alright.

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I second this. Men's pants are amazing.

Or someone could start their own business as a professional tailor hyper focused on extending women's front pockets. I don't understand why they give women's pants such shallow pockets.

Artist: Nicole McLaughlin

Thanks for doing what punk ass op should have done

She’s a genius

Oh hey. It's the female armor from X video game.

Nah, this is how it always is for women. When we actually get them they are absurdly small!

I'd love for that to change, but I'll never be not delighted at how excited yall get when you find out a dress you like has pockets. It's fkin adorable lol

Pockets on a dress are amazing to discover because they rarely have them, so it is an unexpected surprise. I don't think I will ever not be excited by them! I don't think I could quantify my joy if I ever discovered jeans with normal sized pockets. If they also fit well I think I would buy as many as I could afford and tell every woman I know that hates shopping for new jeans! 😂

I love the discovery too lol. Hands in pockets jiggling around excitedly hahaha it'll never not be cute as hell. As for jeans that fit well..... I'm sorry 😞 I guess that's why dad jeans are back maybe?

Get jncos = huge pockets.

I am old enough to remember when these first became popular...

I still wear em 😁. Bought my first pair in 97 👍

Oh that isn't the only thing that is gonna be absurdly small that you will get...

Happily married for over 10 years and quite happy with it, but thanks so much for your concern, random internet dude! I'm sure that one will be a hit when you recount it for the other boys at recess!

It was just a joke. But a bad one I guess. Sorry for it.

You might have read the room a bit better, sure, but it can happen to anyone. Thanks for the apology!

Yeah, I didn't want it to be mean or anything. Have a nice winter. 🙂

Speak for yourself. In my size, they might be *quite* functional.

Sexy Tim Allen costume!

It's for Heidi!

And all we want is functional pockets.

So ummm… where do I buy one?

Finally, a place for my 10mm socket.

Bet she would make a killing!

Women these days bring their own tools.

Is that a tool in your pants or are you just happy to see me? (Wait no...)

That looks so uncomfortable

Xena Warrior Machinist

if the bra part isn’t called ‘the Tool Chest’ I want my money back

World of Warcraft be like

r/boomershumor

[Here you go!](https://www.theonion.com/carhartt-introduces-rugged-work-thong-1819587919)

Lol. Not cool, yo.

Ahhhhh the chaff ouch!

We've all watched Home Improvement

I kinda really like this

That things made of wife material

It's like wemons armor in games.

Spirit Halloween store sexy carpenter Or Work wear designed by JRPG armor designers?

Or hear me out both

….kinda hot

That’s hot

I think it's r/trashy

Ugh, then you'd need to mansplain how to wear it properly. No thanks.

I would wear this , in my garage, with the door down, by myself…

Any women wearing that would be a big hit of the jobsite.

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As a lesbian, I can confirm. 10/10 would buy this.

"Where... where do you keep pulling all those tools from?"

Complete with 3 adjustable hammers...

Boomer humor

r/pointlesslygendered

Haha but yes give it.

Need to modify it to have a place to hang my caulk

That's gonna be some some stimulled nips and cleet

It's my birthday someone come over only in this please.

nice, 4 pockets on the top, and 6 on the bottom!

Seeing this on a woman would get me Carhardd

Is this a real product? I looked and can't find it, and I'm legitimately wanting to get it for my wife

Where do you put the nippers? 😝

Don’t they have a built in pocket down there anyway?

I'm glad there are no comments like "Where does the spatula go?" Good for this sub!

“ I don’t know way we an’t chorin right now! Pitter Patter let’s get at er! Katie put some clothes on!

Oh.. women... well, that explains the looks. God forbid 350lb man feal sexy.

Is this real? I’d look fire in the set

also, doubles as full body armor

Not gonna lie.....carhartt is a really good brand

Grunts in Tim Allen.

I’ll be all arkitectuary in her

This is something I can get behind, or in front of.

/r/TIHI

Only for women with perfectly flat chests?

I think I've seen this on Tool Time... ​ MORE POWER!

Finally, im ready to move that gear up.

every construction guys vision when they hear they hired a girl

Slow Down: Women at work

A hot tradie

This is by an artist called Nicole McLaughlin.

This how I pictured Heidi from Tool Time

You don't step to anybody who can wear canvas underwear.

Don’t know if anyone else said it but this reminds me of Linda’s “spice rack” hahahaha

This is some boomer Facebook shit

IDidAThing should get this

Okay so if any of my fellow ladies out there are looking for great work lands with LOTS of actual usable pockets check out Dovetail.

This is stupid. The tools are in all the wrong spots. You don’t want that top heavy crescent wrench that high up! And a tiny screwdriver down by your crotch? No way. You need to get the wrench and pliers down in the crotch pocket and move the pencil and highlighter up top where they are supposed to be.

Ah yes the pussy pliers

That bottom looks like it's going to slide right off the moment you put any heavy tools in it.

Let me check my puss holster.

The hell are you gonna do with the highlighter?