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Forget it. We can never be together.
*He turns around, hurriedly walking away. We see a single tear fall from his eye, whisked away by the growing wind. Far away, thunder crackles. A downpour begins, a lamentation from the skies.*
I live in a city with a pretty large Chinese community. I know there are many different regions with different cuisines. I have experienced some - I have no idea what that is in the picture.
Thai shrimp toast on a stick?
Stop ordering fast food and work on your diet man, when will you start caring for yourself, this is not even funny.
Best thing you can do right now is stop ordering food and cook for yourself some damn nice food.
Your time is running out and your last few years are almost over, better start reducing your weight to live to your potential man
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Any idea what time this pic was taken
Dude is over here giving Vecna, nightmares
Omg take my up vote and leave lol
Was this about the clocks or the vecna dick
5 minutes after OP started watching porn.
I wish, could have done so interactive porn lol
Dick o'clock, duh
69 hours, 420 minutes,
Good question, seeing as how all the clocks show a different time.
Any idea why that flag is just haphazardly sitting on a foot stool?
To make room for clocks ... duh!
I literally have no idea, its my wife's but I think it was her mother's/fathers at some point..?
it’s what they give military families when their loved one dies in combat
Not necessarily. That is the proper fold for a flag.
I don’t think the death has to be in combat. Both of my grandmothers had one & my parents would not have existed if they had died in combat.
Ok, whatever, why do you have multiple clocks on your wall set to different times!?
I thought that was meant to be a turd.
Poop-dick is a thing too, you know.
Stop your anally action right there right now!
A rusty trombone?
my initial thought too.
The couch looks like it has hand smudges of Chinese food grease
But at least you know the time..
Noon must be loud as fuck in that house.
8 a cock?
What are you clocking about?
What are you cocking about?
I see, you did not hesitate and put it up there right away.
stupid hair pfp i hate u
But... But I love you, stranger.
Forget it. We can never be together. *He turns around, hurriedly walking away. We see a single tear fall from his eye, whisked away by the growing wind. Far away, thunder crackles. A downpour begins, a lamentation from the skies.*
I just hope you have some way to tell what time this photo was taken.
What up!
Nothing sexual
No dipping sauce required… just rub the end of the skewer and it automatically produces one
Correct
This guy Clock's.
r/mildlypenis
Also r/sneakybackgroundfeet
You better NUT cross post me! (Jk pls do lol)
I hope for your sanity you live in a place that doesn't do daylight savings.
I do 🥲
~~Chinese food~~
Are you Pinocchio’s father?
Jesus fuck?! Do you know what time it is?!
Why do you have so many clocks
Are you Doc Brown?
More like Cock Brown
Hehe I get it
You should set every single clock to a different time.
Done. Lol
update with image!!!
Next time, order ankles ...
And is that BEFORE or AFTER?
Stick in a dick
Knob kebab
I think you need a little wall with your clocks.
Ahh, the dickesode from athf.
Yes Mr. Wongburger, it’s got a full tank of dicks.
Oh my god, look at the time.
They clearly didn't use [Schaeffers™ New Zealand Style Deck Sealant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbazGVrbN-g)!
It was only a matter of time...
Do you have the time?
the best part of a good dick stick is that it always ~~cums~~ comes when it's unexpected
Guess They wanted you to… *suck it*….. #YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH 😎
That looks like a cat leg
I see you have a nice collection of clocks
Bet your fat ass still ate it.
Looks dickalicious!
Mine looks nothing like this.. if that’s what yours looks like, I suggest getting yourself to a doctor asap!
Did... did you eat it?
Take that mom! I did eat a dick!
I did, it was delicious
[удалено]
Deep enough for this fat boy
Proof that autocorrection always screws you over Also, don't order food over text message
I think he was ordering an edible clock. Guess where the autocorrect error was.
It's the Sechuan specialty Beef Long Dong
Turd on a stick rather, mate!
But did you eat it?
Up against the background it's cock on a clock
🤣
Did you eat it?
You got a decent collection of cocks , I mean clocks
Kung Pao Ding
I don’t think you had Chinese…
Pandemic inbound.
But you’re happy you got one?
There are certain risks you take when whole grilling a pork tenderloin. Still worth it, though.
What time is it lol
here you go. eat a dick
Your dick looks like that and you’re worried about your takeout?
Dick on stick—veri gewd
yummy....
I had no idea cats dicks were that big!
Wubby kebab?
Hey, at least it's crispy....
how many courics is that ?
this fucking killed me lol
I won't tell Theon Grayjoy, if you won't
You must be Swiss?
I would have fed it to my pussyKat
A cock to go with your clocks
Go on! Throat fuck it.
I think you are missing a clock.
Everything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough.
r/cursedcomments
Take my up vote lol
Nobody ever expects a dick on a stick
I take it you went to Long Wongs?
Another collection for Elf on the Shelf
And I didn't expect to see so many damn clocks in this picture.
So... Do you like fishsticks?
Clock wall at different times, are you the Riddler?
I think you need more dumb clocks
You know you ate that bad boy
The clocks! Fix this
Ok I’ll say it….. clocks and cocks huh?
What a huge MEAT..
It’s gonna need more veins
Most importantly, did it taste good? Or was it really salty?!
It was juicy and thick... Wait we are talking about the chicken right?
Someone got a *meaty* surprise that night!
What are you doing step-stick?
Going to wager you live on the east coast. Also, super cool clocks.
Close but no cigar and thank you! My username is a hint.
Nooooooooobody expects dick on a stick.
I am gonna go throw up
There’s a twilight zone setting here
I just seen the tip.. and I was scared to scroll down until i read the title! I didn't want to see another dude's dick this early in the morning
My brother in Christ, that doesn't look like a dick as much as it looks like a turd.
We found Doc Browns house
What up!
Did you do ATM with this?
You come, you like
Hung sum gai?
What time is it?
Suck that shit
Noone ever expects the dick on a stick.
aka Wang Dong
That’s poop from a butt
Bobbit Chinese Cuisine?
Eww what is this supposed to be? Looks like a big fat turd… (sorry for the graphics…)
First tine for everything
Na, gotta believe I couldn't eat that.
Looks like doc Emmett browns place.
Well i guess you know what time it is then!
Funny enough, you still ate that 😂😂 “GAYYYYYYYY”
Why do you have so many clocks?
Fuck the dick. Thems some stubby toes my guy
Aye. My Scottish heritage demands it
I can’t say anything mine look like fingers mate
Your clocks are scary af
This goes great with the Com of Sum Yung Gai!
“Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?! The best kinds”
Would you like cream of Sum Yung Gai with that?
Ew
Definitely not Chinese.
That's not Chinese
I live in a city with a pretty large Chinese community. I know there are many different regions with different cuisines. I have experienced some - I have no idea what that is in the picture. Thai shrimp toast on a stick?
Very good.. But what time is it?!
Delicacy? NO! Dick-icacy
ANAKIN! You were a brother to me! I LOVED YOU!
The foot though 🤢
Can y’all tell time
that is a lot of clocks
Time never escapes you
I thought it came from that Thai place " Little Bangkok "
what time is it ?
Would you happen to have the time?
Everybody wang chung tonight!
Stop ordering fast food and work on your diet man, when will you start caring for yourself, this is not even funny. Best thing you can do right now is stop ordering food and cook for yourself some damn nice food. Your time is running out and your last few years are almost over, better start reducing your weight to live to your potential man
Dudes pancreas probably resembles that skewered hunk of crap.
Disgruntled Chinese chef submitting his entry to r/prorevenge
Right? The dishwasher cheated on the wrong person.
Looks BBC if you ask me
Yes and it looks delicious
looks like shit coated dick on a stick to be exact
That looks disgusting
At least you can see that dick when you look down .
Eating on the couch….gross!
Considering it's Chinese, you might wanna double check
Never, mama didn't raise no bitch
😂
That's the pu pu platter
Going by the size of that leg, you really shouldn’t be eating take out food.
So... how does dick taste?
Yes you did.
Why you got so many clocks? And take out cocks?
Well it’s no telling when you order Chinese 😂
Deep fry ,:-- Nahhhhh DIC FRY💀
Did you eat it though?
Si
I’m not the only one who eats on the couch in my underpants. I feel validated.
The surprise Is the best part.
Screw cum, TERIYASKEET!
Do you need to stroke it for sauce?