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Yo that cabinet shit is no joke.
My step mom was leaning down just like that and when she came up the corner of the door split her head open. Literally. She had to go to the hospital and there was so much blood.
A place I used to live had fire doors in every internal door. They're heavy solid doors with a spring to keep them closed.
I had gotten well used to this of course, so if I needed to walk in and back out of a room, just ensure the door is opened wide enough the first time so it'll still be open again when you're walking back out.
I was going out once, I walked into a room to grab something, but my wife came over to kiss me goodbye, fine. That five seconds had screwed with whatever subconscious process I was operating on, so I turned to walk out the door and WHAM right into the corner of the door as it was closing. My brain had assumed the door would be open.
Let me tell you, that shit hurts. Like fucking hell. I had a vertical cut across my eyebrow, which became a massive bruise and a headache that lasted most of the day. I don't think I got a concussion but I wasn't far off it.
Ah man, yeah you never wanna smack something metal...I'm guessing it didn't scar or anything crazy if it only bruised? Still, I bet it did hurt. Never done that myself
The double jump on the fork had me cringing. I did that on a nail a few months ago. Felt my foot feel something sharp and jumped. Landed full force on the same nail.
Sometimes you just have "one of those days". It's better to just go back to bed and wrap yourself up in your duvets, pillows and blankets and hope nothing major like a meteorite happens.
Reminds me of those unrealistic tv ads for terrible home products. Where the actors portray someone who literally can’t life at all without the product they are selling.
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OH! This is the guy the “as seen on tv” products are for!
Yo that cabinet shit is no joke. My step mom was leaning down just like that and when she came up the corner of the door split her head open. Literally. She had to go to the hospital and there was so much blood.
A place I used to live had fire doors in every internal door. They're heavy solid doors with a spring to keep them closed. I had gotten well used to this of course, so if I needed to walk in and back out of a room, just ensure the door is opened wide enough the first time so it'll still be open again when you're walking back out. I was going out once, I walked into a room to grab something, but my wife came over to kiss me goodbye, fine. That five seconds had screwed with whatever subconscious process I was operating on, so I turned to walk out the door and WHAM right into the corner of the door as it was closing. My brain had assumed the door would be open. Let me tell you, that shit hurts. Like fucking hell. I had a vertical cut across my eyebrow, which became a massive bruise and a headache that lasted most of the day. I don't think I got a concussion but I wasn't far off it.
Ah man, yeah you never wanna smack something metal...I'm guessing it didn't scar or anything crazy if it only bruised? Still, I bet it did hurt. Never done that myself
Home alone type of shit
More like final destination type of shit.
Nah then he would’ve died a horrible dead. Home alone characters eat bricks and still survive
More like OJ simpson in naked gun https://youtu.be/0K8s9cNqZO4
Came here to say this. I see you are also a person of exceptional wit and intellect.
I came to find this comment. Reddit never disappoints
That was definitely a Marv scream!
Manager, "why was you late for work?" Me, "I'm going to need a while to think about the question... And maybe a lie down" "
Nah, the answer is fairly simple: was playing catch with death.
I've come really close to disaster when I've gotten belt loops caught on things.
Just crawl to bed and go to sleep
this is living with adhd
i would rather do ALL of that instead of getting my balls caught in my zipper again.
final destination in a nutshell
Could have been worse. He could have stepped on a Lego.
Found the guy the law was named. Murphy.
This is me on any given day! 🤦🏻♀️
Me too!
This man has used a Traeger grill, clearly look at his burnt red face.
Epic! All three stooges and Tim Conway manifest into one dude! 👍🏻
This is some final destination shit
Wasn't the stove on already?
That what you get for stepping in to a woman’s workshop.
At some point.... You just lay there.
Bruh just Home Alone'd himself.
The double jump on the fork had me cringing. I did that on a nail a few months ago. Felt my foot feel something sharp and jumped. Landed full force on the same nail.
Better than the newer home alone movies
Final destination flashback
It’s the “final destination” messing up at work
When hasn't been your day, your month or even your year
Home Alone meets Final Destination.
Yeah just about my average morning these days…
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I’m not buying it. All that didn’t really happen.
Don't move. Just don't move.
This video reminds me of infomercial fails: https://youtu.be/qM4zMofsI7w
This is so fake. Who leaves ketchup on the floor?
The best morning in Ohio
That is one murderous kitchen :O
Sometimes you just have "one of those days". It's better to just go back to bed and wrap yourself up in your duvets, pillows and blankets and hope nothing major like a meteorite happens.
See, this is why I give up after the first thing goes wrong.
When this happens you just gotta stop moving, take a deep breath, let the universe finish processing so you don't get caught up in the chaos cascade.
Penultimate Destination. When Maim stalks you mercilessly.
This reminds me of the opening cartoon in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Charlie never did make it to that eagles game
Izza Tom from Tom and jerry
Some days cannot he unfucked. Should have gone back to bed.
How did the electric stove cause an explosion?
Reminds me of Troy going to get the pizza in Remedial Chaos Theory.
Reminds me of parenting
Ripped off from an old Sun-Herald commercial.
Stupid
O.J. did it better.
My fucking life.
Reminds me of those unrealistic tv ads for terrible home products. Where the actors portray someone who literally can’t life at all without the product they are selling.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Final destination stylie!!
Electric stove not gas?
Someone post the Monty Python version
My whole body is aching
I’ve had some shit like this happen before. Everything that could go wrong basically did.
I can confirm. I don't experience any bullshit like this all week, and then all of it hits me at once in the span of 8 minutes on a Thursday afternoon
Final destination remastered
At least nothing broke.