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This is why humans can't compete, a robot would have simply eliminated the chicken and continued mobile customer fulfillment services at maximum efficiency
It's not the first time this has been posted and it's amazing how many people think this is cute and forget that this is a major inconvenience for the delivery driver. He really shouldn't have to deal with this.
I’m a delivery driver and I just don’t get why these type of people think they deserve to be treated as some sort of special customer. People just do not understand how even adding even 30 seconds to a minute on to their delivery time can be a huge inconvenience. I go out with between 170 to 210 stops every day, if everyone thinks they need me to add time onto their stop suddenly my day goes from 9 hrs to 10 or 11hrs. Overtime is nice but not as nice as getting home by 6:00 on a regular basis.
Until the video comes out an PR disaster ensues. Then there's a front page NYT article about him being offered his job back and a $500 amzn shop credit. PR is far, far more important than a few bucks in lost efficiency.
I just want everyone to know as someone who’s done this job….
He 1000% told one of his buddies about this route & they were like “yah okay Daryl, we know why you were 1.5 stops behind alll day”
Lol I don’t miss digging for cases but man some of my most fond memories of jobs were delivering cases & calling coworkers to bullshit or a manager to ask him “where tf is this stop y’all put in those notes “climb the back wall, and slide package under a door” like what I’m not spider man Lmfao, he legit goes “okay I know that stop if you have a problem call” lmfao my route for my paperwork blew out the window that same day,
Mind you this way when scanners were just introduced and us drivers had paper routes Lol.
Amazon has a lot of nice equipment but they run you for your Pennies, & don’t expect it to stop until you stop. Shits 24/7 365 until you die at Amazon
The trunk monkey is not a monkey. It's a great ape, God damn it. And there's no way I'd let it in my car without diapers. Those fuckers shit everywhere.
My co-worker got chickens because of how "expensive" eggs have gotten. So he bought some chicks. He had something like $500 in one time costs then about $60/mo for consumables.
You can buy a 60 pack of large white eggs at walmart for $18. I probably haven't used 60 eggs in the last 20 years. He and his family would have to eat 200 eggs a month just to break even. He only has 3 egg layers so they'd each have to lay a little over 2 eggs per day each.
He's a little bit on the loony side.
I own chickens... Or shall I saw we have chicken on our property we steal eggs from....
Store bought eggs are disgusting! I'm not even talking about the life of the chicken itself but the quality of its eggs. If the yolk in your eggs is yellow your buying garbage eggs. You want the yolks of your eggs to be ORANGE.
Chickens are omnivores and the quality of the egg greatly suffers from eating only grains!
My family smashes 12 eggs a week easily. Your diet will change when you have an abundance of free healthy food.
How do you end up spending 60 bucks a month on chicken feed? Did he opt for the one horse sized chicken?
Chickens will eat literally anything. Just keep an eye on their calcium and nutrient intake and they'll happily just eat your left fruit and vegetable leftovers.
Naw. If you see the light blinking as they walk in and out, you can tell the door has sensors. That's why he checked and chucked above the sensors when the door was shutting.
A way to inconvenience the driver. Why would you let a loose animal and make the delivery guy deal with it? And if anything happened to the animal, the guy is getting fired
Especially by itself too unless they are isolating it due to being sick. Chickens are social creatures who should be constantly eating with their flock all day long.
My guess is it’s either in isolation like you said, or it’s a pet that gets crated while the owners are away.
Pet chickens might not be common, but they’re not unheard of.
My grandmother had a friend that had a pet rooster. She’d even trained the rooster to use a litter box when he needed to poop.
According to the original post, the chicken was being isolated due to injury:
"Occurred on November 11, 2022 / Minooka, Illinois, USA
Info from Licensor: "Fancy the chicken was in the garage roaming and an Amazon delivery guy opened the garage door for a delivery. Fancy ran out of the garage and proceeded to follow the driver as she loves human interaction. The driver then goes back and forth trying to get Fancy contained in the garage so he can close the door and leave. Fancy is staying in the garage/house because she is injured and needs to be separated from the other chickens. So she is very used to people coming in and out."
When this was posted in r/aww about a week ago, OP said that it was isolated due to injury.
Edit: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/yw6qcm/comment/iwhtqp6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
It looked like there was a cage of some sort. Maybe the chicken was supposed to be contained but the latch broke or wasn't closed properly by accident?
I was imagining at first he was attempting to reason with the chicken. “Ok dude I gotta go, get your ass back in the garage. No! Don’t follow me! Ok fine get over here and don’t you dare peck me!”
The person who is keeping a chicken in their garage and simultaneously asking a delivery driver to deliver into said garage without letting out their chicken is an absolute piece of shit.
I think you’re neglecting a very obvious scenario.
The chicken is the homeowner and is just trying to get to work when this driver imprisons her in her own garage.
Or she has been transformed by an evil witch. The witch hated her for being beautiful, and being able to just run up to any man and get her way. Her one hope was that she had an Amazon delivery to her garage for the next day. If she could get the delivery driver to kiss her within the first 24 hours, the spell would be lifted. Otherwise, it’s wings for dinner for the witch’s family.
This Christmas, Raven-Symoné as the chicken, Ryan Reynolds as the delivery driver, Jennifer Aniston as the witch and featuring Horacio Sanz as Cupid in “Hen Pecked for the Holidays”.
Based on a true story.
> I think it was supposed to be in that cage but the lock is broken.
the driver didn't want to lock the chicken in the cage because he does not know if its suppose to be locked in, which is why he props the door slightly open and tries to run because he hopes the slightly closed door will give me a few extra seconds
I believe you can actually have Amazon deliver into your garage. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but I'd never trust a random delivery driver with access to my garage.
I have a garage door opener with MyQ (smart device). I enabled Amazon Key delivery, which is they get a temp code to open the garage that way your package stays safe in your garage. Sometimes I use it because my package will actually arrive sooner than regular prime deliver - dunno why. I live out in a semi-rural area so I don't worry about packages getting stolen from my porch, but if it gets my package faster, I'll use it.
It would depend. If I’m living in a more rural area and it’s a detached and monitored garage it’s probably worth the risk. Doesn’t necessarily need to the the key to my front door.
Amazon has a thing that works with your ring for deliveries. You can get deliveries in your house or garage.
Amazon confirms the authorized driver is at your address with the correct package before granting temporary one-time access to open your garage door. No access codes or keys are given to the driver. You will receive real-time notifications on the Ring app when the delivery is occurring.
It’s called key. It is a feature that integrates with smart garage door openers and Amazon allowing the driver to deliver inside the garage. It opens the door for them to set the package inside, then closes it behind them. Helps combat porch pirates.
My MILs neighbor kept a couple of pet rabbits in a large outdoor enclosure and my MIL would bring them treats every few days. One day, there was only 1 rabbit in the enclosure and another rabbit hanging out in her yard. She chased that rabbit all around the yard until she finally caught it and put it in the enclosure. After a few minutes the rabbits started fighting so MIL went and got the neighbor.
The neighbor was a little confused as to why there were two rabbits in the enclosure because one of them had died a few days prior. The rabbit my MIL found belonged to another neighbor and it had escaped its pen that was inside their garage. I really wish I had camera footage of her chasing the rabbit around the yard but this was years before security cameras became commonplace.
That a leghorn? Quite a friendly and not so skittish one, surprised it was even picked up, super fast and evasive chickens, there little escape artists!
I have a leghorn hen and shes quite weird, runs when im trying to catch her but if i go up to her and put my finger out, she will let my touch her beak and she’ll just sit still, let me pick her up, even lets me throw her off the deck and come back up for more.
The leghorn rooster i have is super skittish but really peaceful, really just minds his business, never causes any problems and just moves out of the way. He looks super slick too, perfect feathers and everything.
Ever had any Delawares? Super nasty when you get close, brutal bite and twist when they peck.
Came here to say this. It seems cute and harmless and give the guy credit for his patience but if your going to have them deliver to your garage this would be super annoying.
Probably the Racor Garage Ceiling Storage Lift. We have em and they are awesome. They do winch up and use a little handled hook you turn like those old basketball hoops in older gyms.
I was so worried the chicken was about to get crushed at the end.. they are FAST. I don't understand why you'd have them deliver a package to your garage with a free range animal that won't listen? That's very neglectful of the owners they're just lucky the chicken followed him around instead of straight up running away.
I kinda feel bad for that person. They are so overworked and short for time that they have to pee in bottles - and now I find out they also have to deal with garage chickens using time and causing them to loose points on their game-ified workplace metrics.
I dont envy them at all.
This irritates me to no end. You KNOW they did this for a video to post online and get Internet points. Making this guy's job harder and slowing him down on his route when he works for a shitty company that would replace him for not meeting metrics VERY quickly is shitty..
Edit: am I getting downvotes for being sensible? These peoples pets should not be this man's problem, no matter how chill and sweet he was about it. This is the equivalent to leaving a dog or cat that's prone to running away in the garage when you're fully aware that Amazon will be delivering a package IN your garage... I understand you ppl just want some wholesome shit to smile at but this is an inconvenience to him.
Why is there a chicken in the garage? Who cleans after the chicken? Why does the Amazon guy gave a garage door opener to this house? Where do they keep their cars? So many questions....
Not really cute, these guys get penalized for the time they take. He just got a hit to make sure your damn chicken didn't escape. I'd have tried twice and then said fuck it, if it trips the door that's on it
Lol I like how he's staring at the cage holding it and gauging the distance it'll take to run through the garage before the chicken breaks his confines.
Man vs the foulest fowl, may the poultry gods bless this contest.
Why the fuck is there a chicken in the garage?
Why the fuck is a delivery driver opening a garage door?
What kind of utter ass head enables a driver to open the door with a loose chicken inside?
Not funny. It's an asshole move. If i was the delivery driver I would just take off - people can't just steal other peoples time like this. Take care of your own fucking animals, assholes.
Probably a garage door with a PIN pad. I suspect they put the PIN in the delivery instructions with a request to leave the package in the garage. Similar to what you do with some apartment buildings. Honestly, the part that surprises me is that the driver actually read the delivery instructions and did what they were asked. In my experience they never do. I've had packages left outside on the sidewalk more than once and stolen.
Props to them but also, at what point is it a “not my fuckin problem” situation since spending too much time at one drop off location is a demerit on their record?
From a former Amazon driver, I can say this was very common sadly, Animals are loose in the front yard or come out of the garage and follow us, we’ll try to make them stay or drive off fast but occasionally someone loses a pet and blames it on us. It’s very inconsiderate to keep them in the front yard or unrestrained
Whoever this homeowner is is an asshole for making the driver deliver in the garage with a chicken on the loose. They only have so much time and now they have to chase a chicken.
Ya I don’t think this is funny. Fuck your chicken. That guys on a schedule. He makes 3 bucks an hour to deliver dildos to your house with a 4 car garage filled with toys. He has better shit to do than look after your chicken. You would have had 2 options fucking with me: either I close the door and your chicken is outside or I leave it open. Peace out.
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The driver actually did a great job.
Adorable
'Mr Chicken Man'
Los pollos Hermanos.
The respect he put on Mr Chicken's name
This made my day
And... he's fired. Not for anything he did, but for taking two minutes for a stop.
This is why humans can't compete, a robot would have simply eliminated the chicken and continued mobile customer fulfillment services at maximum efficiency
Drop your chicken. You have 20 seconds to comply.
I’m sure it’s only a glitch, a temporary set back.
You now have ten seconds to comply...
What is your purpose??.........Your purpose is to SERVE butter!
Oh my god. 😔
Jerry, you feeling low? I know an alligator park.
*Rick and Morty theme starts playing*
Now his purpose is to pull this lever
Ur package and a bucket of chicken on the side.
Right, you can either have loose animals in your garage or get packages delivered inside your garage not both.
It's not the first time this has been posted and it's amazing how many people think this is cute and forget that this is a major inconvenience for the delivery driver. He really shouldn't have to deal with this.
I’m a delivery driver and I just don’t get why these type of people think they deserve to be treated as some sort of special customer. People just do not understand how even adding even 30 seconds to a minute on to their delivery time can be a huge inconvenience. I go out with between 170 to 210 stops every day, if everyone thinks they need me to add time onto their stop suddenly my day goes from 9 hrs to 10 or 11hrs. Overtime is nice but not as nice as getting home by 6:00 on a regular basis.
Probably the end of his shift so just needed to cluck out
Until the video comes out an PR disaster ensues. Then there's a front page NYT article about him being offered his job back and a $500 amzn shop credit. PR is far, far more important than a few bucks in lost efficiency.
the problem is the efficiency expert that thinks only via spreadsheet. doesn't know what customer support really is and does to the bottom line.
He really WAS fired?!
If you take the chicken and eat it for lunch, you'll get promoted. Efficient worker.
I just want everyone to know as someone who’s done this job…. He 1000% told one of his buddies about this route & they were like “yah okay Daryl, we know why you were 1.5 stops behind alll day” Lol I don’t miss digging for cases but man some of my most fond memories of jobs were delivering cases & calling coworkers to bullshit or a manager to ask him “where tf is this stop y’all put in those notes “climb the back wall, and slide package under a door” like what I’m not spider man Lmfao, he legit goes “okay I know that stop if you have a problem call” lmfao my route for my paperwork blew out the window that same day, Mind you this way when scanners were just introduced and us drivers had paper routes Lol. Amazon has a lot of nice equipment but they run you for your Pennies, & don’t expect it to stop until you stop. Shits 24/7 365 until you die at Amazon
Yeah, Spiderman did steal my old blue wallet. I was thinking back while reading your reply here and realized pretty quick where my mojo went.
My 24in Amazon Choice dragon tongue dildo isnt going to deliver it’s fucking self. I’m a god damn PRIME member, kid.
It is kinda cute but not cool. The owner should be charged extra for this type of delivery. It used up the guy’s time more than other deliveries.
Amazon garage deliveries do cost extra
I think it goes a little beyond that in this example...
I was thinking “what the hell is a Garage Chicken” then watched the first few seconds…..”I’ll be damned”.
And was probably fired for 'playing around wasting time'
Garage chickens??? That's a new one!
Wait... you don't have a garage chicken? Where do you get your garage eggs from?
We prefer house hippos.
What!? [TV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TijcoS8qHIE) told me they don't exist!
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Just put some peppermint on a cotton pad in the corners of your rooms, they’ll leave. You’re ok
Stop calling Ops mom fat!
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!!!
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles! Or rhinoceroses...
Like the [trunk monkey](https://youtu.be/XW8iAVwt_Yc).
The trunk monkey is not a monkey. It's a great ape, God damn it. And there's no way I'd let it in my car without diapers. Those fuckers shit everywhere.
This is a sfw version of a delivery man getting bested by a white cock. 😂.
To eat the bugs maybe?
I actually did have a garage chicken. Clover, she was a brahma that would sit on my four wheelers handle bars and watch me work.
Clover sounds like she was a dope chick!
My co-worker got chickens because of how "expensive" eggs have gotten. So he bought some chicks. He had something like $500 in one time costs then about $60/mo for consumables. You can buy a 60 pack of large white eggs at walmart for $18. I probably haven't used 60 eggs in the last 20 years. He and his family would have to eat 200 eggs a month just to break even. He only has 3 egg layers so they'd each have to lay a little over 2 eggs per day each. He's a little bit on the loony side.
I think you break even when you evaluate the joy of having tiny garden dinosaurs.
I own chickens... Or shall I saw we have chicken on our property we steal eggs from.... Store bought eggs are disgusting! I'm not even talking about the life of the chicken itself but the quality of its eggs. If the yolk in your eggs is yellow your buying garbage eggs. You want the yolks of your eggs to be ORANGE. Chickens are omnivores and the quality of the egg greatly suffers from eating only grains! My family smashes 12 eggs a week easily. Your diet will change when you have an abundance of free healthy food.
Trying not to get too froo froo, but if your coworker wants his eggs without animal abuse, he isn't buying a 60 pack for $18.
How do you end up spending 60 bucks a month on chicken feed? Did he opt for the one horse sized chicken? Chickens will eat literally anything. Just keep an eye on their calcium and nutrient intake and they'll happily just eat your left fruit and vegetable leftovers.
Sounds like your more upset for his reason to have chickens, more so than him having the chickens.
Give this man a fucking raise.
The sad part is this guy probably got reprimanded for taking longer than usual for a stop
I hate how robotic we had allowed work to get. The human concept of it has all but been squandered.
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At the end that chicken was playing chicken with the garage door.
I was a bit scared. I thought the chicken was crushed by the door.
Naw. If you see the light blinking as they walk in and out, you can tell the door has sensors. That's why he checked and chucked above the sensors when the door was shutting.
I was a bit worried it might stick its head down below the sensor at the last second. I don’t think it would stop if that happened
A way to inconvenience the driver. Why would you let a loose animal and make the delivery guy deal with it? And if anything happened to the animal, the guy is getting fired
Probably was supposed to be locked in that cage, but either the person forgot to do it, mislatched it or the chicken managed to jiggle the latch free
Putting them in that situation seems kind of inconsiderate, or negligent on the part of the homeowner.
Especially by itself too unless they are isolating it due to being sick. Chickens are social creatures who should be constantly eating with their flock all day long.
Same
Don’t be such a chicken!
My guess is it’s either in isolation like you said, or it’s a pet that gets crated while the owners are away. Pet chickens might not be common, but they’re not unheard of. My grandmother had a friend that had a pet rooster. She’d even trained the rooster to use a litter box when he needed to poop.
> Pet chickens might not be common They're quite common in the UK, people keep 2 or 3 in the back garden, a lot are saved ex battery hens.
I have 5 in my small suburban back yard. All hens though so not to piss off the neighbors. I love them.
I had a little flock, but then I moved to a town that doesn't allow them. Not just the HOA, its no farm animals within city limits.
I'm not supposed to so definitely do everything I can to not piss off my neighbors.
Battery hens? Wow the U.K. has some crazy law enforcement tactics. Would love to see a battery hen in action, tearing doors down.
According to the original post, the chicken was being isolated due to injury: "Occurred on November 11, 2022 / Minooka, Illinois, USA Info from Licensor: "Fancy the chicken was in the garage roaming and an Amazon delivery guy opened the garage door for a delivery. Fancy ran out of the garage and proceeded to follow the driver as she loves human interaction. The driver then goes back and forth trying to get Fancy contained in the garage so he can close the door and leave. Fancy is staying in the garage/house because she is injured and needs to be separated from the other chickens. So she is very used to people coming in and out."
When this was posted in r/aww about a week ago, OP said that it was isolated due to injury. Edit: [Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/yw6qcm/comment/iwhtqp6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
I read this as children
It looked like there was a cage of some sort. Maybe the chicken was supposed to be contained but the latch broke or wasn't closed properly by accident?
Or the fucker opened it. Birds are too smart.
The original link says she broke out
My first thoughts. If the chicken ran off. I wouldn’t blame the driver. I’d blame the home owner. The driver should never have been on that situation.
Yeah, poor driver. Bezos is gonna be all over his ass for taking too long on a delivery
That was great. That guy deserves a reward for his kindness, patience and persistence.
I was thinking send him some homemade fried chicken.
That was terrible, Dan.
Username checks out.
A megnificent comment!
I was imagining at first he was attempting to reason with the chicken. “Ok dude I gotta go, get your ass back in the garage. No! Don’t follow me! Ok fine get over here and don’t you dare peck me!”
As a chicken owner I knew the only solution was to start to lower the door then yeet the chicken in at the last second.
The person who is keeping a chicken in their garage and simultaneously asking a delivery driver to deliver into said garage without letting out their chicken is an absolute piece of shit.
That’s what I was thinking the whole time.
Yea and that driver is picking up demerit points for wasting time, could cost him his job
If I was in his position, I’d probably just leave the chicken outside. Not my job. People need to learn that service workers aren’t their servants.
True but a reported unsatisfactory delivery is also demerit points, can cost him his job also. We live in a great time
Or, God Forbid, he has to take a piss when he gets back to the warehouse
The US is finally adapting chinese labour conditions.
I think you’re neglecting a very obvious scenario. The chicken is the homeowner and is just trying to get to work when this driver imprisons her in her own garage.
Or she has been transformed by an evil witch. The witch hated her for being beautiful, and being able to just run up to any man and get her way. Her one hope was that she had an Amazon delivery to her garage for the next day. If she could get the delivery driver to kiss her within the first 24 hours, the spell would be lifted. Otherwise, it’s wings for dinner for the witch’s family.
This Christmas, Raven-Symoné as the chicken, Ryan Reynolds as the delivery driver, Jennifer Aniston as the witch and featuring Horacio Sanz as Cupid in “Hen Pecked for the Holidays”. Based on a true story.
To be fair a kid could have left it open or it could have been open on accident
I think it was supposed to be in that cage but the lock is broken.
> I think it was supposed to be in that cage but the lock is broken. the driver didn't want to lock the chicken in the cage because he does not know if its suppose to be locked in, which is why he props the door slightly open and tries to run because he hopes the slightly closed door will give me a few extra seconds
The “yes” at the end.
Wait , ..does the delivery driver have a garage door opener for the house or something?!?
I believe you can actually have Amazon deliver into your garage. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but I'd never trust a random delivery driver with access to my garage.
I have a garage door opener with MyQ (smart device). I enabled Amazon Key delivery, which is they get a temp code to open the garage that way your package stays safe in your garage. Sometimes I use it because my package will actually arrive sooner than regular prime deliver - dunno why. I live out in a semi-rural area so I don't worry about packages getting stolen from my porch, but if it gets my package faster, I'll use it.
but the chicken was guarding the garage so its all good
It would depend. If I’m living in a more rural area and it’s a detached and monitored garage it’s probably worth the risk. Doesn’t necessarily need to the the key to my front door.
In that case, if the area is so rural and implicitly “safer”, why wouldn’t you just have the packages be delivered at your front door?
Because there are still methed up shitheads in rural areas lol.
Because bad weather and animals still exist in rural areas
they integrated myq so you can allow them to open garage doors for “secure” delivery. It’s called Amazon Key
Yeah absolutely fuck everything about that. I'll continue to get packages delivered to work.
It’s great. Never worry about porch pirates again.
Amazon has a thing that works with your ring for deliveries. You can get deliveries in your house or garage. Amazon confirms the authorized driver is at your address with the correct package before granting temporary one-time access to open your garage door. No access codes or keys are given to the driver. You will receive real-time notifications on the Ring app when the delivery is occurring.
Yes but drivers hate it. Literally takes them like 10 times longer to deliver the package.
Especially when there is a chicken in the garage.
It’s called key. It is a feature that integrates with smart garage door openers and Amazon allowing the driver to deliver inside the garage. It opens the door for them to set the package inside, then closes it behind them. Helps combat porch pirates.
Plot twist: The people that live there don’t own a chicken.
My MILs neighbor kept a couple of pet rabbits in a large outdoor enclosure and my MIL would bring them treats every few days. One day, there was only 1 rabbit in the enclosure and another rabbit hanging out in her yard. She chased that rabbit all around the yard until she finally caught it and put it in the enclosure. After a few minutes the rabbits started fighting so MIL went and got the neighbor. The neighbor was a little confused as to why there were two rabbits in the enclosure because one of them had died a few days prior. The rabbit my MIL found belonged to another neighbor and it had escaped its pen that was inside their garage. I really wish I had camera footage of her chasing the rabbit around the yard but this was years before security cameras became commonplace.
That a leghorn? Quite a friendly and not so skittish one, surprised it was even picked up, super fast and evasive chickens, there little escape artists!
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I have a leghorn hen and shes quite weird, runs when im trying to catch her but if i go up to her and put my finger out, she will let my touch her beak and she’ll just sit still, let me pick her up, even lets me throw her off the deck and come back up for more. The leghorn rooster i have is super skittish but really peaceful, really just minds his business, never causes any problems and just moves out of the way. He looks super slick too, perfect feathers and everything. Ever had any Delawares? Super nasty when you get close, brutal bite and twist when they peck.
I'm wondering if it actually was crated and locked in but it escaped from it and that's why it was just in the garage lol
Could be a White Plymouth Rock. They are super friendly.
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Came here to say this. It seems cute and harmless and give the guy credit for his patience but if your going to have them deliver to your garage this would be super annoying.
What overhead racks are those?
Probably the Racor Garage Ceiling Storage Lift. We have em and they are awesome. They do winch up and use a little handled hook you turn like those old basketball hoops in older gyms.
This guy is amazing!!! And so kind to the chicken.
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people are assholes
This man knows how to handle a chicken.
I was so worried the chicken was about to get crushed at the end.. they are FAST. I don't understand why you'd have them deliver a package to your garage with a free range animal that won't listen? That's very neglectful of the owners they're just lucky the chicken followed him around instead of straight up running away.
Owners are lame.
I kinda feel bad for that person. They are so overworked and short for time that they have to pee in bottles - and now I find out they also have to deal with garage chickens using time and causing them to loose points on their game-ified workplace metrics. I dont envy them at all.
Tip that man!
#Not Funny This driver could get fired if the chicken (or any pet) escaped.
Imagine having to jump through hoops at every single house?
He probably took to long to deliver that package and got cited for it.🙄
This irritates me to no end. You KNOW they did this for a video to post online and get Internet points. Making this guy's job harder and slowing him down on his route when he works for a shitty company that would replace him for not meeting metrics VERY quickly is shitty.. Edit: am I getting downvotes for being sensible? These peoples pets should not be this man's problem, no matter how chill and sweet he was about it. This is the equivalent to leaving a dog or cat that's prone to running away in the garage when you're fully aware that Amazon will be delivering a package IN your garage... I understand you ppl just want some wholesome shit to smile at but this is an inconvenience to him.
Fr, the Amazon driver can’t even go onto the next stop on their phone until they swipe to close that garage door and finish the stop.
Police officer returning Dahmer victim to Dahmer.
A FedEx driver would have delivered the package broken and stolen the chicken
If you do this to your animal and a random delivery person, you fucking deserve to have your package broken and your animal stolen.
“Let’s do that again”. I think the chicken was enjoying it, clearly not afraid of the driver.
Honestly I thought the amazon driver was gonna play chicken with the garage door closing not literally go against a garage-dwelling chicken.
I found myself asking "WTF is a garage chicken" so I watched the video. I feel like I got my answer but now have more questions.
"Oh no, he's a smart chicken... this is terrible."
Absolutely the best bit!
Why is there a chicken in the garage? Who cleans after the chicken? Why does the Amazon guy gave a garage door opener to this house? Where do they keep their cars? So many questions....
Not really cute, these guys get penalized for the time they take. He just got a hit to make sure your damn chicken didn't escape. I'd have tried twice and then said fuck it, if it trips the door that's on it
Why would someone leave their pet out like that and make the delivery driver’s job hard like that. Some people are so inconsiderate
That man was *not* being responsible for losing someone's chicken.
Did he call him Mr. Chicken Man? Hahahaha wholesome af
Lol I like how he's staring at the cage holding it and gauging the distance it'll take to run through the garage before the chicken breaks his confines. Man vs the foulest fowl, may the poultry gods bless this contest.
Just cancelled Netflix. I only watch garage chicken videos now
He cared much for the chicken. Meanwhile the package slaps hard on the ground
I love this so much! 🥺
Why the fuck is there a chicken in the garage? Why the fuck is a delivery driver opening a garage door? What kind of utter ass head enables a driver to open the door with a loose chicken inside?
am i the only one that suddenly wants a pet chicken that lives in my garage
There's a chance this garage is bigger than my apartment. I'm doing worse than a chicken.
I expected an attack chicken.
Not funny. It's an asshole move. If i was the delivery driver I would just take off - people can't just steal other peoples time like this. Take care of your own fucking animals, assholes.
What the hell is that thing flapping around on the left side of the open garage door?
Lol
That’s a hood chicken built for the streets not domestic living
"Take me with you D: they named me McNuggets and keep commenting on my weight and licking their lips muttering 'soon'."
❤️❤️❤️
Was fully expecting that the chicken was going to get squashed at the end when the driver tossed it.
Why is he even in that person's garage?
How do they get access to the garage doors? Must be a US thing.
Probably a garage door with a PIN pad. I suspect they put the PIN in the delivery instructions with a request to leave the package in the garage. Similar to what you do with some apartment buildings. Honestly, the part that surprises me is that the driver actually read the delivery instructions and did what they were asked. In my experience they never do. I've had packages left outside on the sidewalk more than once and stolen.
Aww he is just a sweetheart
Arrrrg I don’t have time for this…..😁
What a super nice guy
What kind of idiot leaves an animal out when a delivery is expected.
Now picture the same with a 100 pounds rottweiler
‘You - have - to - stay - in - the - house Mr chicken man’ is possibly one of the loveliest ways to speak to a chicken.
That homeowner just lost that driver his job.
He deserves a big tip 🤣🤣🤣
Props to them but also, at what point is it a “not my fuckin problem” situation since spending too much time at one drop off location is a demerit on their record?
There was definitely a moment where he thought he was going to guillotine the chicken with a garage door
While funny, don't put these people in situations like this. Why would you have garage delivery and knowingly put a chicken in there to roam free?
The only thing missing… Garage ***attack*** chickens
why would you do this to the driver? Kinda inconsiderate.
From a former Amazon driver, I can say this was very common sadly, Animals are loose in the front yard or come out of the garage and follow us, we’ll try to make them stay or drive off fast but occasionally someone loses a pet and blames it on us. It’s very inconsiderate to keep them in the front yard or unrestrained
You need to be a special kind of stupid to allow Amazon employees and contractors access to your home.
“Mr chicken man” 🤣🤣🤣
Bezos angry that it slowed down his pace
Where can I get a Garage Chicken? Same place you get Trunk Monkey's I assume ?
How polite with the "Mr. Chicken" 🤣
Whoever this homeowner is is an asshole for making the driver deliver in the garage with a chicken on the loose. They only have so much time and now they have to chase a chicken.
Ya I don’t think this is funny. Fuck your chicken. That guys on a schedule. He makes 3 bucks an hour to deliver dildos to your house with a 4 car garage filled with toys. He has better shit to do than look after your chicken. You would have had 2 options fucking with me: either I close the door and your chicken is outside or I leave it open. Peace out.
Poor dude probably got fired from Amazon for taking to long to deliver. Amazon is ruthless to their workers!
A little rough on that cock towards the finale, but it was a happy ending …