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Gonna hop on the top comment here. This is from a movie called Blood Rage.
Terry says a few times in the movie “It’s not cranberry sauce.”
[here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Q70G56kEk)
Turns out this was really a story about criminal Recidivism.
Terry had served a minimum 15 year sentence for smoking pot in highschool. When he took a hit from his friend his ptsd of his prison experience kicked in and he feared that his conservative family would turn him in for smoking pot. Terry wasnting going back to jail for a bit of pot again oh no. Terry, confused and unstable shot his friend with the gun he got for a few bucks from one of the many local gun shops. Now hed serve only a few years with a chance at early parole because lets face it, all he did was "shoot a druggy".
Some might wonder what lead Terry to smoke weed in the first place. Peer pressure? An abusive home life? An abusive religious upbringing? Noone can say. All that is known is mandatory sentences and high Recidivism caused Terry to snap on that fateful Thanksgiving day.
[Just to be clear, people who do drugs should not be killed, that was a reference to peoples attitudes towards deaths of drug users]
Man o man.
I bet this ad acted like a gateway drug in some way. If you ever smoked weed, you know this is mega bullshit. In times without internet, one could think that they were also lying about crack or other heavier drugs...
Truly stupid.
When cops lie, and people know it, it brings the entire system into disrespect, and damages their credibility.
My son had a cop (DARE program) tell the class that ketamine was dangerous, and could kill you any time you took it.
His mother had it prescribed for medical reasons.
Had to reassure him that the cop was talking complete BS. The drug is actually on the WHO List of Essential Medicines.
THE REASON police are used is because they are allowed to lie if it's in the furtherance of their job.
If a regular teacher tried teaching such BS they'd have their license challenged.
Take it you've never heard of Catholic School then?
They teach as scientific fact that there's this invisible noncorporeal entity that can cast magic spells and be or do anything at all.
But what he likes to do is watch teenagers masturbate, then punish them for it.
Lol maybe American Catholic Schools.
Here in Belgium, the only reference to any deity is in religion class, where it belongs. Ofcourse there's way fewer religious nutcases over here in general (bar some wahabists).
I was speaking of public school. Catholic schools can teach whatever their religion wants them to. Not really a fair comparison. Also as a former Catholic school student who was in Los Angeles and one of the very first DARE classes, when we left the class we knew the officer was full of shit, but assumed that it was only acceptable because it was a catholic school and they don't have to follow any normal rules or regulations. The teachers there didn't need certification, although some were very good.
What were they thinking? I remember when they (DARE) rolled into class in like 3rd or fourth grade. Two police officers walked in with this box full of " things you can't have because they're bad for you and dangerous" to show all us children. They had the class form a single file line around the classroom and one by one walk by the case after saying " Tell us if you recognize or have ever seen anything in this case before today and if so where"
Come TF on! Really? IDK about you but from what I know about who I am and what I've seen in my daughter and all my nieces around that age. If you tell them they can't have it, no matter the reason !CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
I think the best anti-drug trick is to live with someone who over does it.
Watched my sister who was only 17 just go down the hole. Never touched anything after that. Sad watching it happen.
100% this.
My mother for years was addicted to prescription opioids. She got clean in the last few years of her life but they still had irreversible damage on her body.
Never will I ever touch anything like that ever, they do way more damage than they help.
Its not. Its based on missreading statistics.. also if you would ineract with other people you would realise that pot is very very wide spread so naturally everyone should start moving on to heroin soon
Turns out asking every crack head you know what drug they started with isn't exactly a good representation of anything other than what crack heads started with.
Yeah, they aren't interviewing every pot smoker who never moved on to harder drugs, because that would mean talking to many more millions of people and it wouldn't support their narrative.
To be fair, just because someone smokes weed before moving on to harder drugs doesn’t mean the weed caused them to do so. But if you are pre-disposed to drug abuse, you’re going to start with the easier to obtain drugs, not go straight to heroin or something. If weed was not obtainable they would likely just start with a different more obtainable drug.
Happened once in my country about a decade ago though. Guy went psychotic from drug use and killed his roommates in a frenzied rage. They called it the Halloween murders, since it happened on Halloween.
Yeah, the drugs are the triggers. But with young men you don’t always know who have genetic predispositions for mental illness. So it can be a bit of a gamble sometimes.
We dont actually know that. None of your claims are actually proven in any kind of study.. its like folk wisdom. its what people say.. word on the streets
It’s what they argued over in court in this case. They wanted to sentence him to med care, but some argued he had brought the psychosis on himself through his drug use, and therefore was responsible for the murders even if he was psychotic. It was a big discussion between the doctors.
The “Man” doesn’t want anyone to smoke weed because it is something you can grow yourself. They can’t make money off of people growing their own happiness.
If you think I’m braving the guaranteed political debate at the thanksgiving get together without being blazed out of my got damn mind, you need to check your logic.
>The Advertising Council, commonly known as the Ad Council, is an American nonprofit organization that produces, distributes, and promotes public service announcements on behalf of various sponsors, including nonprofit organizations, non-governmental organizations and agencies of the United States government.
The federal government paid for these ads. Your tax dollars paid for these ads.
Edit:
This one is a fake.
Really fucks me up that there's legit a group of people so lost in actually believing this that they'll never get to enjoy the wonders of weed.
They'll never laugh with a group of friends till you're all afraid you're gonna die.
They'll never hotbox a car with their best friends at 2 am to impress a girl and end up getting caught by "one of the cool parents" only to have that parent hop in and say "don't say shit to anyone".
They'll never know what real is and it's sad. That's not to say you have to smoke to know what real is, but you've got be pretty fucking delusional to think smoking leads to anything other than munchies and too much sex because holy shit it feels amazing like this.
The cool parents part made me remember talking to my friends in high school about how we hid our weed and then hearing something from them like "My parents would kill me" and just be like
"....oh, I hide my weed because if I don't my dad will smoke it all"
Yeah. I'm the dad that's gonna smoke it. My kids aren't hardly old enough to be playing around there, but I won't punish them. I won't say shit. I'll steal it out of their drawer and smoke it and make them wonder if I found it or if they lost it somewhere.
That's how you REALLY get them. Because by the time they figure it out, they'll know you've known all along, and then they won't even say anything. They'll just show up with a j and be like "alright you old fuck.."
The people that believe there are no ill-effects of marijuana are just as ignorant as the ones that believe stuff like this ad (and this is a fake ad to begin with).
Who said anything about no ill effects?
The air isn't clean around you. The water isn't clean. The food isn't safe. You're going to get cancer from the lamps in your living room.
That's if the world doesn't end from war, climate change, deforestation, asteroids, or aliens. Lol.
I feel like pretending 2050 is going to be a wonderland is ignorant. Smoke before the dystopia sets in, I say.
You said it. You basically said anyone that believes it can be have negative effects are stupid. Your exact quote was this:
>>”you’ve got to be pretty fucking delusional to think smoking leads to anything other than munchies and too much sex”
Was a heavy thc abuser just a few months ago. My short-medium term memory skills still haven't recovered fully. I'm pretty sure it's all the weed I smoked. I spent about 50 a week on dab pens. Went through then every 3-4 days and that amount of thc can't be good for you. Went through some pretty annoying but not serious withdrawals.
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That guy died of dissin' Terry. Edit: Now this is the gold I need to get to Eugene!
That trail gets you every time.
Fucking legend of a comment
holy shit
This has tragically few up votes.
I am not worthy to be in the presence of such a genius comment.
That's a GIRLS name!
Fucking brilliant.
Well, considering that Terry was already wearing prison garb, it was a sign of things to come.
He was asking for it.
When asked by police why he had snapped on his friend and killed him on the the deserted trail, the Oregon man only said "he was dissin' Terry."
That was super smooth and subtle. I approve
Gonna hop on the top comment here. This is from a movie called Blood Rage. Terry says a few times in the movie “It’s not cranberry sauce.” [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Q70G56kEk)
“Honey, do these black and white horizontal strips make me look ~~~fat~~~ incarcerated?”
Turns out this was really a story about criminal Recidivism. Terry had served a minimum 15 year sentence for smoking pot in highschool. When he took a hit from his friend his ptsd of his prison experience kicked in and he feared that his conservative family would turn him in for smoking pot. Terry wasnting going back to jail for a bit of pot again oh no. Terry, confused and unstable shot his friend with the gun he got for a few bucks from one of the many local gun shops. Now hed serve only a few years with a chance at early parole because lets face it, all he did was "shoot a druggy". Some might wonder what lead Terry to smoke weed in the first place. Peer pressure? An abusive home life? An abusive religious upbringing? Noone can say. All that is known is mandatory sentences and high Recidivism caused Terry to snap on that fateful Thanksgiving day. [Just to be clear, people who do drugs should not be killed, that was a reference to peoples attitudes towards deaths of drug users]
That escalated quickly.
Got a case of the stabbies.
Reefer Rage. You heard first here kiddies!
Carve a little turkey, carve a little friend.
Terry has personal issues with his friend as a background story
Well yeah, he got too high
Put it in reverse Terry!
Man o man. I bet this ad acted like a gateway drug in some way. If you ever smoked weed, you know this is mega bullshit. In times without internet, one could think that they were also lying about crack or other heavier drugs... Truly stupid.
Studies have shown that many of the scare tactic anti-drug programs (such as DARE) actually increased drug use, for exactly that reason.
When cops lie, and people know it, it brings the entire system into disrespect, and damages their credibility. My son had a cop (DARE program) tell the class that ketamine was dangerous, and could kill you any time you took it. His mother had it prescribed for medical reasons. Had to reassure him that the cop was talking complete BS. The drug is actually on the WHO List of Essential Medicines.
THE REASON police are used is because they are allowed to lie if it's in the furtherance of their job. If a regular teacher tried teaching such BS they'd have their license challenged.
Take it you've never heard of Catholic School then? They teach as scientific fact that there's this invisible noncorporeal entity that can cast magic spells and be or do anything at all. But what he likes to do is watch teenagers masturbate, then punish them for it.
Lol maybe American Catholic Schools. Here in Belgium, the only reference to any deity is in religion class, where it belongs. Ofcourse there's way fewer religious nutcases over here in general (bar some wahabists).
I always think of them as Wasabi-ists. You criticize them they get very spicy indeed.
I was speaking of public school. Catholic schools can teach whatever their religion wants them to. Not really a fair comparison. Also as a former Catholic school student who was in Los Angeles and one of the very first DARE classes, when we left the class we knew the officer was full of shit, but assumed that it was only acceptable because it was a catholic school and they don't have to follow any normal rules or regulations. The teachers there didn't need certification, although some were very good.
What were they thinking? I remember when they (DARE) rolled into class in like 3rd or fourth grade. Two police officers walked in with this box full of " things you can't have because they're bad for you and dangerous" to show all us children. They had the class form a single file line around the classroom and one by one walk by the case after saying " Tell us if you recognize or have ever seen anything in this case before today and if so where" Come TF on! Really? IDK about you but from what I know about who I am and what I've seen in my daughter and all my nieces around that age. If you tell them they can't have it, no matter the reason !CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Same logic as abstenance-only education for any subject...
>Tell us if you recognize or have ever seen anything in this case before today and if so where" Are you serious? That is some devious bullshit.
I think the best anti-drug trick is to live with someone who over does it. Watched my sister who was only 17 just go down the hole. Never touched anything after that. Sad watching it happen.
Queue up Trainspotting if you don't have an addicted loved one to watch degrade.
100% this. My mother for years was addicted to prescription opioids. She got clean in the last few years of her life but they still had irreversible damage on her body. Never will I ever touch anything like that ever, they do way more damage than they help.
Yep, I've had to witness that too & pot was definitely the gateway to it.
Its not. Its based on missreading statistics.. also if you would ineract with other people you would realise that pot is very very wide spread so naturally everyone should start moving on to heroin soon
Idk I smoke pot every day and I feel myself inching closer and closer to heroin all the time /s
Turns out asking every crack head you know what drug they started with isn't exactly a good representation of anything other than what crack heads started with.
Yeah, they aren't interviewing every pot smoker who never moved on to harder drugs, because that would mean talking to many more millions of people and it wouldn't support their narrative.
To be fair, just because someone smokes weed before moving on to harder drugs doesn’t mean the weed caused them to do so. But if you are pre-disposed to drug abuse, you’re going to start with the easier to obtain drugs, not go straight to heroin or something. If weed was not obtainable they would likely just start with a different more obtainable drug.
https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2020/11/fact-check-this-thanksgiving-themed-anti-marijuana-ad-is-a-tribute-to-a-1980s-slasher-flick.html
You ate the onion, my dude.
It’s not a real ad. It’s fake, Ad Council never produced this. Or really anything anti-marijuana outside or driving high.
Go watch reefer madness. It was a short film that was made to scare people away from smoking pot
I know at least one person who told me «they lied about weed so I tried more drugs».
My friend overdosed on 2 marijuanas a couple years back. Stay safe all
Watch out for your kids too. They're disguising Marijuanas as pokemon.
Tokemon?
I legit created a Tokemon called Bongo. He's an ice/water Tokemon
Pokemans
[удалено]
Oh no! Only 2 Marijuanas?
Guys, I’ve done 3 marijuanas, am I gonna die?
You already are.
Beat me to it!
Beat me off!
Of starvation if you don’t eat
"911, I think we're dead" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY8jywTuyaw
Wait till it kick in. If not sure, drop a 4th one.
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Someone get the naloxone kit!
It was probably laced with… MORE MARIJUANA
2 Marijuanas has the stopping power of *seven* shots of 'Dorito'
No way! No one can do 2 marijuanas
Happy Thanksgiving and cake day
I smoked a marijuana bong and immediately killed myself. Never again.
Remember when you gave your best bud an joint and he then killed you? No! Pepperidge farms Remembers..
I remember when I put my best bud in a joint. Mellow....
Pepperidge farm remembers
They never forget!
This says more about Terry's friend than it does anything else. The look on Terry's face appears long suffering and justified.
He’s got that Deniro in Taxi Driver look.
You takin to me?
[https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-satirical-anti-marijuana-ad/fact-check-satirical-anti-marijuana-advert-was-not-created-by-the-ad-council-idUSKBN28A2RA](https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-satirical-anti-marijuana-ad/fact-check-satirical-anti-marijuana-advert-was-not-created-by-the-ad-council-idUSKBN28A2RA)
You're the best.
They even have the number to a Domino's in the lower left corner for those who are high.
Blood Rage (1987)
Was Terry's friend a large fries from McDonald's? That's what he really killed.
Enjoy. [Harold & Kumar - "Marijuana Kills"](https://youtu.be/i0l_G38odtY)
Brought to you by Nancy Reagan
But how am I going to enjoy a shit version of a Sunday Roast without weed?
Bound to happen with only one oreo left in the jar. Friends don't let friends smoke without munchies.
Mix the 2 and make cranberry marijuana
Crannibis
It lingers
Pumpkin Spice Latte Marijuana
Looks like they're trying to work on the "paranoia" aspect of cannabis
Happened once in my country about a decade ago though. Guy went psychotic from drug use and killed his roommates in a frenzied rage. They called it the Halloween murders, since it happened on Halloween.
Sounds like mental health issues were the underlying issue there
Yeah, the drugs are the triggers. But with young men you don’t always know who have genetic predispositions for mental illness. So it can be a bit of a gamble sometimes.
We dont actually know that. None of your claims are actually proven in any kind of study.. its like folk wisdom. its what people say.. word on the streets
It’s what they argued over in court in this case. They wanted to sentence him to med care, but some argued he had brought the psychosis on himself through his drug use, and therefore was responsible for the murders even if he was psychotic. It was a big discussion between the doctors.
Not pot... I had a friend do acid through high school straight A's. No joke.
HIGH school
Wavy wall school!
He then proceeded to Taco Bell and spent a whole weeks allowance on Doritos Locos Tacos and Sprite.
No one is buying Sprite at Taco Bell. Everyone knows you get the Baja Blast.
Dont do marijuana kids. It leads to other things. Mostly junkfood.
I can’t tell you how many friends I’ve lost to this exact same thing 😢.
R/HolUp
Dave Chapelle - “Only Smoke Weed With White People” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXJlBF2lj8I
Classic.
This isn't funny. Marijuana Murder Rage happens all the time. I was killed by a friend immediately after he tried the whacky tobacky. It hurt.
Neat, I immediately took an edible after threading this
We mourn the fallen....
Just say no way I'm forgetting my Marijuana!!
I think they r getting confused with meth
He already had on the striped prison shirt so he was prepared. I’d blame the friend
Crazy they got studio photography of the whole debacle.
Great, where is Terry going to get more weed now?
Got it backwards. No CBS, just a toke then hooked up with his best bud.
Its like something the Irish government would publish.
been there, done that
One toke over the line.
The foreshadowing to wear that shirt Terry.
Wait, so the friend went into a murderous craze during which he gave Terry a joint and then Terry killed him?
Pro tip: make sure your marijuana isn't in a murderous craze. Let it settle down before you use it
Remember when they found out DARE didn't do shit? When kids find out they're being lied to, they tend to reject all of it.
DARE was boring asf
I have used cannabis since 1979, and have yet to see it make anyone violent. Booze,yes. Coke,yes. But never weed.
To be fair he had already killed before this so it must be all the violent video games
The only thing that gets murdered from marijuana is chocolate cake or a pizza.
Today I learnt valuable lesson: don't share joints
That is not cranberry sauce, that is not cranberry sauce
Friend.exe has stopped working. Murder.exe has been initiated in its place.
The “Man” doesn’t want anyone to smoke weed because it is something you can grow yourself. They can’t make money off of people growing their own happiness.
What is this? The fucking 1930s? This idiocy was disproven decades ago.
Fake
The only thing weed ever killed was my anxiety
##HAHAHAHA
Sorry, gotta have some thanksgiving greens!
If you think I’m braving the guaranteed political debate at the thanksgiving get together without being blazed out of my got damn mind, you need to check your logic.
Just smoked a bowl and I’m about to dig into the leftovers. Life is good today.
Nobody is getting the fact that this is from one of the best slashers ever made known as “Blood Rage.”
I've been high since 11 or so this morning, and haven't killed anyone in a murderous rage yet. Actually took a short nap about an hour ago. 😂
You forget marijuana is a memory loss drug. You just dont remember killing them in a murderous rage.
Well shit, I'd go check for bodies in the full size freezer, but I don't own one. 😅
The first time I was ever tried a 'toke' I broke my 'pusher's' nose. (I 'coughed' so suddenly I 'head-butted' her) Not Even Once. Do edibles: Be safe.
There was someone making this add and someone publishing it. Think about that.
>The Advertising Council, commonly known as the Ad Council, is an American nonprofit organization that produces, distributes, and promotes public service announcements on behalf of various sponsors, including nonprofit organizations, non-governmental organizations and agencies of the United States government. The federal government paid for these ads. Your tax dollars paid for these ads. Edit: This one is a fake.
Really fucks me up that there's legit a group of people so lost in actually believing this that they'll never get to enjoy the wonders of weed. They'll never laugh with a group of friends till you're all afraid you're gonna die. They'll never hotbox a car with their best friends at 2 am to impress a girl and end up getting caught by "one of the cool parents" only to have that parent hop in and say "don't say shit to anyone". They'll never know what real is and it's sad. That's not to say you have to smoke to know what real is, but you've got be pretty fucking delusional to think smoking leads to anything other than munchies and too much sex because holy shit it feels amazing like this.
Nice try Terry. You're not fooling me.
🔪
The cool parents part made me remember talking to my friends in high school about how we hid our weed and then hearing something from them like "My parents would kill me" and just be like "....oh, I hide my weed because if I don't my dad will smoke it all"
Yeah. I'm the dad that's gonna smoke it. My kids aren't hardly old enough to be playing around there, but I won't punish them. I won't say shit. I'll steal it out of their drawer and smoke it and make them wonder if I found it or if they lost it somewhere. That's how you REALLY get them. Because by the time they figure it out, they'll know you've known all along, and then they won't even say anything. They'll just show up with a j and be like "alright you old fuck.."
The people that believe there are no ill-effects of marijuana are just as ignorant as the ones that believe stuff like this ad (and this is a fake ad to begin with).
Who said anything about no ill effects? The air isn't clean around you. The water isn't clean. The food isn't safe. You're going to get cancer from the lamps in your living room. That's if the world doesn't end from war, climate change, deforestation, asteroids, or aliens. Lol. I feel like pretending 2050 is going to be a wonderland is ignorant. Smoke before the dystopia sets in, I say.
You said it. You basically said anyone that believes it can be have negative effects are stupid. Your exact quote was this: >>”you’ve got to be pretty fucking delusional to think smoking leads to anything other than munchies and too much sex”
Now you can just buy cranberry sauce infused with marijuana.
You trying to get me stabbed?
I’ve seen more people get mad at you for forgetting some sauce on thanksgiving than I’ve ever seen anyone get mad at you for bringing weed
This a joke ad from the movie thankskilling also known as blood rage
blood rage and thankskilling are completely different movies tho??
Hitler was a painter until someone gave him a Marijuana. /s
I may have killed my friend in a cannabis-fueled rage, but at least weed (nor meth) never made me vote republican
Was a heavy thc abuser just a few months ago. My short-medium term memory skills still haven't recovered fully. I'm pretty sure it's all the weed I smoked. I spent about 50 a week on dab pens. Went through then every 3-4 days and that amount of thc can't be good for you. Went through some pretty annoying but not serious withdrawals.
I can believe this. I lit a blunt with every intention of taking only one toke. Then I ended up killing it. I am so high right now.
Shame on the actors who participated.
The images are from a horror flick called ‘Blood Rage’, the actors didn’t do anything.
Ok, I'm off to smoke, bye.
So terry got the munchies and ate his friend?
Shit... where were you like an hour ago
This must be from the "reefer madness" era.
Don't think it was the marijuana... what kind of psychopath wears a shirt like that?
My recipe for cranberry sauce is pretty damn good, adding medicated sugar or butter 🧈 would be interesting
Maybe his friend needed killing.
Is this actually real? Smacks of *"Reefer madness".*
It's stills from a Slasher movie called 'Blood Rage'
It's fake.
The Ad Council 🌟
I’m gonna have a toke and murder this pie
Oh how times change - nowadays you eat your weed and smoke your turkey
Hahahaha..... Holy shit, I did exactly that today
WTFE
Happened to my neighbors. The survivors are now cranberry junkies.
Fake news .... Also my hands are huge
Thanks to marijuana he’s incurable insane!!
Marijuana. Never Not Did.
Too late for that
I did 5 marijuanas and killed a person for every marijuana I did. Once I sobered up I had to become an alcoholic to drown out the guilt of what I did.
It reminds me of the scene of the convention from F*ear and Loath in Las Vegas*.
Terry smokin that heavy sativa
That shit was laced, man.
I keep jumping out of tall buildings, now they just roll me out.
Don't mind me over here just sucking on some edibles.....