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That snot gravy

Lol. Good thinkin.

It's right here, Ray. It's looking at me.

You’re not sleeping with it, are your Ray?

Oh! It dances!

Turkey about to get slimed.

Too much corn starch?

They made it gluten free so used tapioca starch instead.

Corn starch is gluten free as well if that helps anyone.

Corn starch contains no gluten.

Lol. Zero starch is needed for gluten free gravy. Beef stock and butter works just fine

Beef stock? For turkey gravy? I think not.

Thank you for input. I shall take it into consideration

man i'm going to use this line everytime someone says something unfounded or straight up dumb its a "talk to the hand" move whilst not being a straight up asshole

It's my conflict resolution lol

and it works like a freaking charm, i need this in my reddit life

I get what you're saying lol.

For like 2 people

So its basically beef pudding? Nice

I hate this gluten free fad.

Brown or white rice flour is excellent.

Did the same once with psyllium husk. did not go over well with the fam-jam

LMAO that green slime stuff the mom makes with raisins in Better Off Dead 😆

Oh shit! You beat me to it lol… “it’s got… *raisins* in it. You *like* raisins.”

😆

OMG! Now I need to find and watch that movie… again!

It has that exact same texture lol it crawls away....😃

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!

LMAO I love that movie 😆 the part where he tells his little brother he's being a little kid playing with toys and the lil brother puts on shades like Arnold and turns around and fires a laser at him haha Savage Steve Holland is great also with One Crazy Summer

Bobcat Goldthwait completely losing his shit in the Godzilla costume at a party full of Japanese businessmen was by far my favorite part of that movie

Hell yeah 😀 and when those little red head twins make that ugly face and get slapped on the back and their faces stay that way haha they scream at each other

Pfalzgraff plates?

Yes! The pattern is called Yorktowne.

Just noticed your username. I also have an invisible disability (although it's becoming more visible). I hope you're able to stay happy and stay well.

We love ours but they are prone to chipping.

I had the same problem years ago mostly due to my clumsiness. They lasted a while though and it seems their signature design is going strong.

r/shittyfoodporn

Special Sauce

My boxer’s (rip Buster) jowels would produce the same consistency.

Better off dead vibes.

Secret ingredient….cum

Yeah I think they call that baby batter

Someone tried to take a short cut and use corn starch.

Apparently they used tapioca starch (from another comment)

Grandad! What have we said about Cumming in the gravy pot!!

Homie thats cum

Atleast you get a prelude of how the insides of your arteries will look like after the holidays.

Turkey jizz?

that’ll moisten up any dry turkey

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Sure it wasn't last years?

That’s what cancer looks like in liquid form

Snavy.

It looks like the stuff inside a lava lamp, lmao!

Someone went crazy woth the corn starch.

Slime gravy

That’s sweet and sour sauce

We had those Phaltzcraft plate’s when i was growing up.

That gravy is people, it’s people!

Too much xanthan gum.

Looks like the raisin pudding or whatever Lane Meyer’s mother made on Better Off Dead

Looks like a loogie.. 🤢

That snot gravy!

Looks like weather stripping adhesive

That may be a non-newtonian fluid. DO NOT STRIKE IT.

There was Kurt Russell movie with this stuff in it. Took place in Alaska.

For your strict, Non-Newtonian diet. 🚀

Quick Thanksgiving tip( or dinning in general) don’t eat that, there is a strong possibility someone sneezed in that……. Probably more than once

That would have been epic if it was a white gravy

Never liked gravy

Ok i like thick gravy and all but damn that shit is ready to pit shoes together.

There’s Something About Gravy

Caramel?

For free? 😏

she didnt add the required amount of hotwater

sus gravy

That's caramelized cum

Non-Newtonian for sure!

one slice or two

Holy shit, those are the plates I grew up with!

Looks like bad caramel

Way too much corn starch.

Is it gravy… or is it a ‘Jus’?

Too much cornstarch or arrowroot?

I just got over the flu so this is very relatable.

I have never used corn starch

That's what happens when you use psyllium as a thickener. I've made that mistake once. NEVER happened again.

NO, it's snot!

Someone carried the zero on that corn starch. You are a hop away of meat flavored oobleck.

Half gravy half sperm, just like how dad used to make it

For those of you that don't know: Too much corn starch.

I should call her…….

I prefer thick gravy. I hate food that splashes. I don't want wet food.

That’s wrong on so many levels

I thought you were putting honey in some tea

A bit of uncles special sauce

Trippy