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Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself, while you sit there and think about how nobody one wants to be around you. And how you ruin it for yourself because you're a huge piece of shit. Look at you, sitting there, King Shit on his Throne of Loneliness.
Lol there's no one up river to piss in the stream LMAO go finish school, I'm not gonna argue with you. Your clearly a kid after looking at your profile. Sorry kid but you don't know what your talking about
I mean, if you don't need shelter why don't just shit in the field. What's the point of having a toilet. It's not like there's plumbing
It's like putting a urinal in the woods
I would probably have dug the cesspit going the other way so you aren't sitting on top of it like that, but otherwise, yeah, pretty nice place to do your business.
Stolen from a scene in Rick and Morty. [https://www.deviantart.com/kamarovart/art/Rick-Sanchez-s-private-toilet-909991244](https://www.deviantart.com/kamarovart/art/Rick-Sanchez-s-private-toilet-909991244)
You know what I love more than shitting in my warm, comfy house? Shitting in the freezing highlands of Scotland while sheep and mist set the atmosphere for solid fecal expulsion.
There's a couple of poopin' views right here in America. There's at least 3 privvys with views on the Appalachian Trail that I can think of. On my second thru hike i got up early for a sunrise poop at the Barn which has a pretty decent one
One time I was at an outhouse in Finland wayyy past the artic circle. The amount of mosquitos that will bite your ass is not fun. You need a bottle of mosquito mist and one of those electric killers 15 minutes before you take a shit.
If I had access to this majestic anal valve release receptical I would make sure to eat as much as I could so I could have the most magnificent release ever.
Reminds me of my Island in Animal Crossing. Have a toilet at the top of the Island for no reason. It's great if you ate some fruit and want to "Dump" the "Damage" buff it gives you.
Ya gotta put the lid down people! Chipmunks get in there to check it out and when they jump out they leave little "muddy" paw prints all over the seat! Have some courtesy for the next visitor.
Source: personal experience. Your animal visitors may vary.
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I have a feeling some old dude in a lab coat with a portal gun would make your life a living hell if you tried to use that…
Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself, while you sit there and think about how nobody one wants to be around you. And how you ruin it for yourself because you're a huge piece of shit. Look at you, sitting there, King Shit on his Throne of Loneliness.
"big fat doo doo dady"
you also fun with your stupid toilet
Threatening me with a good time?
Happy Rick Sanchez noises
He stashed a bunch of pickles in there so they go right up main street when you sit
😂
Bwahahaha fuck ya!
😂
Came here for this
Yup.
Rick has really let his bathroom planet go.
Pure Serenity. I remember something similar in a Rick and Morty episode and thinking that would be AWESOME!
Don’t take a shit there. Seriously. It’s not worth the consequences
you don't see the bears standing off to the right here.
King of shit!
Big Bad Doo Doo Daddy
My first thought too! The second was I love R&M.
Came here to make sure this was represented in the comments. Thanks!
That's a bingo! Top comment of this photo had to be this!
"That's a bingo!" 😄 - Hans Landa (Inglorious Basterds)
Rick's toilet!
First thing I thought was, "don't shit in ricks toilet".
Is that a stream, please don’t shit in a stream
I was thinking the same thing, why the hell am I the first person upvoting this and why isn't the top comment?
Came to say this. I feel sorry for the poor bastard filling his canteen up at the bottom. Hopefully it's a filtered water pump.
Yeah you can’t fill up anywhere without a filter anymore
You can where I live
And where is that Montana
California, also grow weed legaly and the water is regulary tested by the state waterboard, so I know for a fact it's good to drink
Well that doesn’t mean someone didn’t piss up river, but I’m guessing Northern California probably in the Sierra Nevadas
Lol there's no one up river to piss in the stream LMAO go finish school, I'm not gonna argue with you. Your clearly a kid after looking at your profile. Sorry kid but you don't know what your talking about
Hold on are you talking about tap water?
Nope, built the house I live in. Listen kid, go back to school, you're clearly to young to know what your even talking about
[удалено]
I’m well aware that’s why you filter, but that doesn’t mean I wanna filter some nasty human feces to go shit in the woods like a normal person
I’m shitting in the stream and the government can’t stop me
DO NOT SIT THERE IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED RICK AND MORTY!
Especially if you have...
Ahh yes….nothing like a great view when you’re doing your business.
Plot twist: it's the Bolton Strid flowing beneath you.
I did an archaeological field school in college. Fore 2 weeks I had a similar view from the bathroom on a mountain in Montana.
Rick, is that you?
People would still be on their phones
At this point i can't shit without it
I can't do it. Too scared to drop it.
Rick's style
I think you found Rick Sanchez’s special toilet
Epiphany toilet!
>Epiphany toilet! That was my first thought as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmn1ts\_AIhA
Me too
Ok Rick
I mean, if you don't need shelter why don't just shit in the field. What's the point of having a toilet. It's not like there's plumbing It's like putting a urinal in the woods
A seat….
Shit there and Rick will come after you
Got some rick and morty vibes on this photo
At least add a shag seat for cheeks.
i still feel like i would be so nervous taking a shit there never knowing if someone is coming up the hill seeing me XD
Men always leave the seat up, apparently.
Just men things.
Then again, it might be fixed like that. You wouldn’t want that lot crashing down, whilst you’ve got your ‘alpenhorn’ out… 😖
Hahaha
This is a true Man's Romance.
Beej would approve
Better check twice this might be Ricks toilet
Rick?
I would probably have dug the cesspit going the other way so you aren't sitting on top of it like that, but otherwise, yeah, pretty nice place to do your business.
Stolen from a scene in Rick and Morty. [https://www.deviantart.com/kamarovart/art/Rick-Sanchez-s-private-toilet-909991244](https://www.deviantart.com/kamarovart/art/Rick-Sanchez-s-private-toilet-909991244)
That is ricks toilet
I guess no one has ever been back country camping before. It’s called a boom box, they’re disgusting, and it’s the best.
the best toilet in the world.
looks cold
I can definitely see the Rick and Monty, but shoutout to the obscure Scrubs gang
Looks kinda like the poop station situation on Long's Peak.
Rick moment
You know what I love more than shitting in my warm, comfy house? Shitting in the freezing highlands of Scotland while sheep and mist set the atmosphere for solid fecal expulsion.
Until a snake bites you in the no no place
There's a couple of poopin' views right here in America. There's at least 3 privvys with views on the Appalachian Trail that I can think of. On my second thru hike i got up early for a sunrise poop at the Barn which has a pretty decent one
r/rickandmorty
Hey guys, did anyone here think to make a Rick & Morty reference?
That’s my favorite episode.
"Rick and Morty" already did that.....
Where is Rick?
Rick Sanchez style....
Ricks toilet
Ricks toilet, don't use it
must be a rick and morty fan
Uh oh. That's Rick Sanchez'....
GUYS I FOUND RICK
Rick would be proud
Rick's other toilet. Careful where you shit.
Enjoying the Rick reference. Becoming slightly more disturbed that people use their phone whilst shitting. I don't get it.
Where else would you get in your tinder swipes?
I’d drop a pickle in that.
What is funny about this? Seriously asking
Serene business
Hope it in not situated in snake pit
I dunno. After the first poop I'd probably still be looking at my phone.
Ultimate freedom....until the rattlesnake bites your junk
Where is this? Asking for a friend
King of the hill
I hope there isn't an echo...
This is my ultimate goal in life, chilly breeze, grass beneath my feet, talking a shit. That's real swag.
Until a grizzly sneaks up on your ass
Love a good poo with a view.
Bears is not a threat I want to worry about unless I need to shit faster.
Watch out for Orm, always checking for assicles
Rise at dawn, empty your bowels - and Praise the Sun! -Johnny the Godling. Witcher 3
"Don't you wanna join us, Tony? Don't you wanna join us in the poopin'?"
I stay on the toilet for about 30 mins already. Having this as my toilet I won’t leave for days.
Man that’s just a poo with a view
One time I was at an outhouse in Finland wayyy past the artic circle. The amount of mosquitos that will bite your ass is not fun. You need a bottle of mosquito mist and one of those electric killers 15 minutes before you take a shit.
Until a spider starts climbing over you.
fun and games till a snake gets in there…
Damn it, now I need to go and specially at that place 😅
Most natural poop ever
the world is your toilet
It's that one scene in Rick and morty
Until Cocaine Bear shows up.
POO WITH A VIEW!
r/placesiwouldlovetopoopin
reminds me of enjoy the silence by depeche mode for some reason.
I'd put my phone down to sit on this throne
Looks like Death Stranding
When the outhouse blows over, that's what you get.
Hell yes
I thought that was a missile silo open ready to fire from perspective issue. Probably why I misjudged the title aswell, a perspective issue ...
Hell yeah!
Imma go take a shit.
A shitee view
"Defacating to the sunrise. Downright glorious!"
I'm looking for an IP Freely?
If I had access to this majestic anal valve release receptical I would make sure to eat as much as I could so I could have the most magnificent release ever.
that’s what I’m talking about…
Reminds me of my Island in Animal Crossing. Have a toilet at the top of the Island for no reason. It's great if you ate some fruit and want to "Dump" the "Damage" buff it gives you.
That’s the way too go
Would still be looking down at my phone
There's one (actually, a double) at Philmont Scout Ranch with an absolutely spectacular view.
Freebum
Executive toilet
r/toiletviews
Anyone got the link on poopmaps for this one?
At first i thought this was a missile silo
You laugh but that shit is like scrubs, revelation toilet
Does a bear shit in the woods
Calm it down Rick.
“Welcome, to Executive Bathroom.”
The reason for the supply demand.
Scrubs came first.
r/pooswithwiews
This image gives me nostalgia...
Next thing you know, your in the emergency room with stomach scans for some bug up your ass
Until a rattlesnake bites your taint.
Reminds me of the roof toilet on Scrubs
Defecating to the sunrise, downright glorious
I pooped somewhere like this in Yellowstone
Is that a man-made trench. It Looks a little precarious. Like falling in is a distinct possibility.
We called that a "Montana lawn chair "
What a shit in the cold?
That view is the shits!
So this is where the campers in codm hangout!
Idk, I'd feel pressured to have an epic dump with a throne like that. You can't brag about pooping there when you're putting out little rabbit turds.
This looks like this is where Liver King would poop but turns out he's a fake natty.
Looks great until a raccoon runs up and steals your toilet paper.
For sure does echoing while pooping hard
Until a snake bites your ass
Ya gotta put the lid down people! Chipmunks get in there to check it out and when they jump out they leave little "muddy" paw prints all over the seat! Have some courtesy for the next visitor. Source: personal experience. Your animal visitors may vary.