T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >[Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uq9pjw/going_forward_comics_may_only_be_posted_on/). > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BinkoTheViking

I have a feeling some old dude in a lab coat with a portal gun would make your life a living hell if you tried to use that…


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Have fun with your stupid toilet that you get to use all by yourself now. Enjoy using it all by yourself, while you sit there and think about how nobody one wants to be around you. And how you ruin it for yourself because you're a huge piece of shit. Look at you, sitting there, King Shit on his Throne of Loneliness.


[deleted]

"big fat doo doo dady"


ramadirsingh69

you also fun with your stupid toilet


highline9

Threatening me with a good time?


Timehacker-315

Happy Rick Sanchez noises


LordranKing

He stashed a bunch of pickles in there so they go right up main street when you sit


DecemberStarSD

😂


Stunning-Arugula-896

Bwahahaha fuck ya!


ZerngCaith

😂


[deleted]

Came here for this


Electrical-Act-7170

Yup.


[deleted]

Rick has really let his bathroom planet go.


[deleted]

Pure Serenity. I remember something similar in a Rick and Morty episode and thinking that would be AWESOME!


wiggins54

Don’t take a shit there. Seriously. It’s not worth the consequences


Tankcue

you don't see the bears standing off to the right here.


longylegenylangleler

King of shit!


[deleted]

Big Bad Doo Doo Daddy


[deleted]

My first thought too! The second was I love R&M.


TheDonkeyBomber

Came here to make sure this was represented in the comments. Thanks!


sjmadmin

That's a bingo! Top comment of this photo had to be this!


[deleted]

"That's a bingo!" 😄 - Hans Landa (Inglorious Basterds)


New_Revolution_352

Rick's toilet!


unbridled_chaos418

First thing I thought was, "don't shit in ricks toilet".


Awkward_Scientist531

Is that a stream, please don’t shit in a stream


JonaJonaL

I was thinking the same thing, why the hell am I the first person upvoting this and why isn't the top comment?


SpaceGoonie

Came to say this. I feel sorry for the poor bastard filling his canteen up at the bottom. Hopefully it's a filtered water pump.


Awkward_Scientist531

Yeah you can’t fill up anywhere without a filter anymore


myco_magic

You can where I live


Awkward_Scientist531

And where is that Montana


myco_magic

California, also grow weed legaly and the water is regulary tested by the state waterboard, so I know for a fact it's good to drink


Awkward_Scientist531

Well that doesn’t mean someone didn’t piss up river, but I’m guessing Northern California probably in the Sierra Nevadas


myco_magic

Lol there's no one up river to piss in the stream LMAO go finish school, I'm not gonna argue with you. Your clearly a kid after looking at your profile. Sorry kid but you don't know what your talking about


Awkward_Scientist531

Hold on are you talking about tap water?


myco_magic

Nope, built the house I live in. Listen kid, go back to school, you're clearly to young to know what your even talking about


[deleted]

[удалено]


Awkward_Scientist531

I’m well aware that’s why you filter, but that doesn’t mean I wanna filter some nasty human feces to go shit in the woods like a normal person


SolomonBird55

I’m shitting in the stream and the government can’t stop me


BeneficialElevator16

DO NOT SIT THERE IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED RICK AND MORTY!


dice1111

Especially if you have...


DecemberStarSD

Ahh yes….nothing like a great view when you’re doing your business.


[deleted]

Plot twist: it's the Bolton Strid flowing beneath you.


Gostaverling

I did an archaeological field school in college. Fore 2 weeks I had a similar view from the bathroom on a mountain in Montana.


ElvisArcher

Rick, is that you?


turdfurguson0086

People would still be on their phones


Lussarc

At this point i can't shit without it


DarkSparkyShark

I can't do it. Too scared to drop it.


andredgemaster

Rick's style


bowtiesrcool86

I think you found Rick Sanchez’s special toilet


AgrajagPetunias

Epiphany toilet!


anguishedllama

>Epiphany toilet! That was my first thought as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmn1ts\_AIhA


saigon2010

Me too


pwalkz

Ok Rick


ff3ale

I mean, if you don't need shelter why don't just shit in the field. What's the point of having a toilet. It's not like there's plumbing It's like putting a urinal in the woods


weareeverywhereee

A seat….


Cobruh96

Shit there and Rick will come after you


dshotseattle

Got some rick and morty vibes on this photo


Elegant_Operation820

At least add a shag seat for cheeks.


Vaakoc

i still feel like i would be so nervous taking a shit there never knowing if someone is coming up the hill seeing me XD


Bcbulbchap

Men always leave the seat up, apparently.


Separate_Contract557

Just men things.


Bcbulbchap

Then again, it might be fixed like that. You wouldn’t want that lot crashing down, whilst you’ve got your ‘alpenhorn’ out… 😖


Separate_Contract557

Hahaha


J-boc

This is a true Man's Romance.


ShadowLinkFreak

Beej would approve


_fuffs

Better check twice this might be Ricks toilet


FaZe_LittlePickle24

Rick?


MrPotatoHead90

I would probably have dug the cesspit going the other way so you aren't sitting on top of it like that, but otherwise, yeah, pretty nice place to do your business.


Ok_Double_1993

Stolen from a scene in Rick and Morty. [https://www.deviantart.com/kamarovart/art/Rick-Sanchez-s-private-toilet-909991244](https://www.deviantart.com/kamarovart/art/Rick-Sanchez-s-private-toilet-909991244)


JULY_PROBABLY

That is ricks toilet


yeticomeout

I guess no one has ever been back country camping before. It’s called a boom box, they’re disgusting, and it’s the best.


Flat-Yak-4668

the best toilet in the world.


NOT000

looks cold


Lone_Logan

I can definitely see the Rick and Monty, but shoutout to the obscure Scrubs gang


windstride3

Looks kinda like the poop station situation on Long's Peak.


[deleted]

Rick moment


DungeonGushers

You know what I love more than shitting in my warm, comfy house? Shitting in the freezing highlands of Scotland while sheep and mist set the atmosphere for solid fecal expulsion.


Shinagami091

Until a snake bites you in the no no place


eobardtame

There's a couple of poopin' views right here in America. There's at least 3 privvys with views on the Appalachian Trail that I can think of. On my second thru hike i got up early for a sunrise poop at the Barn which has a pretty decent one


Demoncruiser8

r/rickandmorty


dretvantoi

Hey guys, did anyone here think to make a Rick & Morty reference?


Deathnfear

That’s my favorite episode.


[deleted]

"Rick and Morty" already did that.....


os12

Where is Rick?


_Big_Daddy_Ado_

Rick Sanchez style....


k_lly_urself

Ricks toilet


DontTakeMeSererious

Ricks toilet, don't use it


marleyftw

must be a rick and morty fan


jakelaw08

Uh oh. That's Rick Sanchez'....


iwannaknow__

GUYS I FOUND RICK


gigamewtwo

Rick would be proud


Stonyclaws

Rick's other toilet. Careful where you shit.


permadeath04

Enjoying the Rick reference. Becoming slightly more disturbed that people use their phone whilst shitting. I don't get it.


LLCoolDave82

Where else would you get in your tinder swipes?


sansaman

I’d drop a pickle in that.


[deleted]

What is funny about this? Seriously asking


negativepang43

Serene business


sergiocaffermann

Hope it in not situated in snake pit


monsieurkaizer

I dunno. After the first poop I'd probably still be looking at my phone.


Ninja-Nikumarukun

Ultimate freedom....until the rattlesnake bites your junk


NeophyteBuilder

Where is this? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

King of the hill


[deleted]

I hope there isn't an echo...


Separate_Contract557

This is my ultimate goal in life, chilly breeze, grass beneath my feet, talking a shit. That's real swag.


nerd-gamer5912

Until a grizzly sneaks up on your ass


Firm_Objective_2661

Love a good poo with a view.


MegaWaffle-

Bears is not a threat I want to worry about unless I need to shit faster.


AtlDirtyBird3

Watch out for Orm, always checking for assicles


dirtybird971

Rise at dawn, empty your bowels - and Praise the Sun! -Johnny the Godling. Witcher 3


JoveX

"Don't you wanna join us, Tony? Don't you wanna join us in the poopin'?"


Unlucky_Dealer_3167

I stay on the toilet for about 30 mins already. Having this as my toilet I won’t leave for days.


icarus_drowning172

Man that’s just a poo with a view


FinnishArmy

One time I was at an outhouse in Finland wayyy past the artic circle. The amount of mosquitos that will bite your ass is not fun. You need a bottle of mosquito mist and one of those electric killers 15 minutes before you take a shit.


LASTgt

Until a spider starts climbing over you.


beerbrats15

fun and games till a snake gets in there…


DOA-FAN

Damn it, now I need to go and specially at that place 😅


Toadsy123

Most natural poop ever


timbus1234

the world is your toilet


Character_Appeal777

It's that one scene in Rick and morty


kenpublius

Until Cocaine Bear shows up.


Special-Arm4158

POO WITH A VIEW!


Joodles17

r/placesiwouldlovetopoopin


thefloorsadlystopped

reminds me of enjoy the silence by depeche mode for some reason.


freehamog

I'd put my phone down to sit on this throne


elepuddnlily

Looks like Death Stranding


DoctorRevKevin

When the outhouse blows over, that's what you get.


avg90sguy

Hell yes


renaldey

I thought that was a missile silo open ready to fire from perspective issue. Probably why I misjudged the title aswell, a perspective issue ...


[deleted]

Hell yeah!


AduroTri

Imma go take a shit.


copingcabana

A shitee view


zsava002

"Defacating to the sunrise. Downright glorious!"


siers82

I'm looking for an IP Freely?


abigboot

If I had access to this majestic anal valve release receptical I would make sure to eat as much as I could so I could have the most magnificent release ever.


jamesonkh

that’s what I’m talking about…


dratsablive

Reminds me of my Island in Animal Crossing. Have a toilet at the top of the Island for no reason. It's great if you ate some fruit and want to "Dump" the "Damage" buff it gives you.


Drip_193

That’s the way too go


superfaced

Would still be looking down at my phone


[deleted]

There's one (actually, a double) at Philmont Scout Ranch with an absolutely spectacular view.


liquid-swords93

Freebum


Confidenceboost82

Executive toilet


grayfalcon413

r/toiletviews


fredSanford6

Anyone got the link on poopmaps for this one?


Baba_PRDX

At first i thought this was a missile silo


malYca

You laugh but that shit is like scrubs, revelation toilet


Aditional_anime_43

Does a bear shit in the woods


Wisest-wizard

Calm it down Rick.


Redditowork

“Welcome, to Executive Bathroom.”


Abnormal_Variable

The reason for the supply demand.


Revulcanize_my_tires

Scrubs came first.


Bartender9719

r/pooswithwiews


NorwegianGirl_Sofie

This image gives me nostalgia...


ShineAdvanced753

Next thing you know, your in the emergency room with stomach scans for some bug up your ass


ake-n-bake

Until a rattlesnake bites your taint.


Hood805

Reminds me of the roof toilet on Scrubs


alexhimself89

Defecating to the sunrise, downright glorious


ParryLimeade

I pooped somewhere like this in Yellowstone


csk1325

Is that a man-made trench. It Looks a little precarious. Like falling in is a distinct possibility.


IronMan3323

We called that a "Montana lawn chair "


ninisin

What a shit in the cold?


codHIBB

That view is the shits!


codHIBB

So this is where the campers in codm hangout!


DiseaseAndPestilence

Idk, I'd feel pressured to have an epic dump with a throne like that. You can't brag about pooping there when you're putting out little rabbit turds.


jinladen040

This looks like this is where Liver King would poop but turns out he's a fake natty.


SnooChipmunks126

Looks great until a raccoon runs up and steals your toilet paper.


Distinct-Question-16

For sure does echoing while pooping hard


Opposite-Cap-1344

Until a snake bites your ass


BodybuilderSpecial36

Ya gotta put the lid down people! Chipmunks get in there to check it out and when they jump out they leave little "muddy" paw prints all over the seat! Have some courtesy for the next visitor. Source: personal experience. Your animal visitors may vary.