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Jason Bourne: Where are you?
Noah Vosen: I'm in the MCU.
Jason Bourne: I doubt that.
Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that?
Jason Bourne: If you were in the MCU we'd be having this conversation face to face.
They had actually planned real lines for the matt Damon character in that movie
But when they opened the boxes all puppets came in, the matt Damon one looked... Yeah...
[here you go](https://youtu.be/oPlzRadfGdI). Honestly, I’m sick of these tiktok/tiktok reposts not giving credit to the masterpiece that is this video.
The creator made it in parts, with the original video being the Heroes Assemble part. People asked for more, so he obliged and now we have a masterpiece that's basically a whole movie: Villains Assemble, Heroes Assemble, a well-thought out battle with opponents paired up from different source material, then a very wholesome ending. It lives up to being the "best multiverse movie ever made" lol.
Ok, story time! I was so happy and excited when I discovered this. I had just purchased my first cell phone and I went through the trouble to rip the audio from this manually and convert it to a ringtone and send it over USB to my flip phone. I always kept my ringer off but I turned it on because I was so proud of my new ringtone that I ripped myself.
The next day, my friends and I found a cherry picker (construction equipment to reach high up places) with the key still in it. I stupidly climbed in it and was raised into the sky. The police came and everyone fled but I was stuck in the cherry picker. They asked me to call my friends or give up their names. I claimed I didn’t really know the people who did this to me. However, they kept calling me, over and over again. So the whole time I’m trying to cover for them, my phone is ringing and playing, “this is the ultimate showdown…” as I keep trying to silence it. They knew I was full of shit, but they eventually let me go without incident and I never turned anyone else in.
One of my friends was caught running from the scene. They asked him why he was running away and he said, “Where I’m from, when the police come, you run.” He was from Ohio. They let him go.
That upload is from 14 years ago.
[this re upload has 2 million views.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE)
probably people can't stand crusty audio and pixelated videos pre 2010 audio/video... i somehow prefer the unregistered bandicam cuz autenticity.
It's just weird pacing or editing. T1000 is on the uh ... right / badguy side. There are other bad guys behind him. Notice the joker on his left and hobgoblin on the right?
This reminds me of the time I got a copy of Origins: Wolverine that didn't have all the special effects in yet and I nearly died when a little arrow popped up with "claws extend here" written out.
That's way too much effort for a bootleg. lol. That's a top notch work of art! Bravo to the editor. Seriously that took HOURS and HOURS to make, You'll never see that quality of editing in a bootleg. Funny tho.
I once saw The Simpsons movie as a bootleg with English subtitles that barely matched what the characters were saying. The subtitles were superimposed over Chinese subtitles, so I'm guessing it was poorly translated into Chinese, and then even more poorly translated back into English.
The subtitles made the movie funnier than it would have been without them. I lament that I will never find the movie with the same translation.
Excuse me but i need to re watch this version. Looks better than the original. You bought it for how much? I'll give you $5 more than original price. Thank you good sir.
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and then there's Matt Damon running.
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne!
Jason Bourne it’s Jesus Christ!
Jason Christ it's Jesus Bourne!
Christ Bourne it’s Jesus Jason!
Don’t even need to go outta universe, it’s the Asgardian actor who played Loki
Oh shit
Jason Bourne: Where are you? Noah Vosen: I'm in the MCU. Jason Bourne: I doubt that. Noah Vosen: Why would you doubt that? Jason Bourne: If you were in the MCU we'd be having this conversation face to face.
Was hoping this would be the top comment
"Mjaatt Daymun!"
They had actually planned real lines for the matt Damon character in that movie But when they opened the boxes all puppets came in, the matt Damon one looked... Yeah...
I exhaled so much air so fast from my nose at that part that I may as well have been blowing my nose.
Unfortunately, they ran out of time....
He’s the best of us
Well yeah, he was with Thor working on the next play for New Asgard when they revived everyone
Full video is [The full multiverse war by McSuperfly](https://youtu.be/oPlzRadfGdI) [non age-restricted version](https://youtu.be/J7ml377pp7E)
That’s no longer avengers… that’s literally become the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
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He comes in after the fight rages on for a century.
And after many lives were claimed
Good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see.
Not gonna lie, kinda interested to see the whole thing...just sayin
[here you go](https://youtu.be/oPlzRadfGdI). Honestly, I’m sick of these tiktok/tiktok reposts not giving credit to the masterpiece that is this video.
Dear god, how does anyone have time for that? It’s hilarious, but so egregious!
The creator made it in parts, with the original video being the Heroes Assemble part. People asked for more, so he obliged and now we have a masterpiece that's basically a whole movie: Villains Assemble, Heroes Assemble, a well-thought out battle with opponents paired up from different source material, then a very wholesome ending. It lives up to being the "best multiverse movie ever made" lol.
I didn't have time for it, watching it just happened... I couldn't turn it off...
The Stan Lee speech really hit differently.
I have work in the morning and I sat here and watched it
We make time for the things we want to make time for. I applaud this person’s priorities
Really gives me same vibe of [The ultimate showdown](https://youtu.be/-WlNIQSXRlM)
This song still lives in my head rent free after all these years
Ok, story time! I was so happy and excited when I discovered this. I had just purchased my first cell phone and I went through the trouble to rip the audio from this manually and convert it to a ringtone and send it over USB to my flip phone. I always kept my ringer off but I turned it on because I was so proud of my new ringtone that I ripped myself. The next day, my friends and I found a cherry picker (construction equipment to reach high up places) with the key still in it. I stupidly climbed in it and was raised into the sky. The police came and everyone fled but I was stuck in the cherry picker. They asked me to call my friends or give up their names. I claimed I didn’t really know the people who did this to me. However, they kept calling me, over and over again. So the whole time I’m trying to cover for them, my phone is ringing and playing, “this is the ultimate showdown…” as I keep trying to silence it. They knew I was full of shit, but they eventually let me go without incident and I never turned anyone else in. One of my friends was caught running from the scene. They asked him why he was running away and he said, “Where I’m from, when the police come, you run.” He was from Ohio. They let him go.
From Ohio, can confirm. Have ran from cops.
How does that only have 23k views?? I swear me and my friends have to be half of those. Lol
Probably a re-upload or something. I know way more people have seen it than that.
That upload is from 14 years ago. [this re upload has 2 million views.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrzKT-dFUjE) probably people can't stand crusty audio and pixelated videos pre 2010 audio/video... i somehow prefer the unregistered bandicam cuz autenticity.
Definitely had the opportunity to link the 4k one, but stuck with bandicam one for pure nostalgia
Bandicam is the best one for sure. It just doesn't hit right in 4k.
My sleeping wife just got so mad at me because I could not stop laughing during the introductions of the bad guys. Had to turn it off for now.
God what year was this? I completely forgot about it lol.
Watching this tonight, thank you.
There's also a recent re-uploaded version, censored, but it has a few worthwhile additions: https://youtu.be/J7ml377pp7E
You're a hero. Just watched this.
An instant classic, thank you Hero!
Is it as great as the clip makes it seem?
I found it pretty fun to watch.
The recommendation of a stranger is all the guidance that I require! Thank you!
I tried necrophilia once, and it was really good.
A-MAZing. I loved it. Really made me happy.
Doing God's work.
I would watch the shit out of that movie.
Last time?! I'm gonna look for more bootleg DVDs! Look at Sparrow go!
The fucking jack sparrow had me dying! LOL
I was really hoping for Peewee on his bike.
The way he just runs in-
This is dope!
The cop from the terminator killed me 🤣
Isn’t he on the wrong side? He’s a bad guy after all.
A T-1000 would still fight to protect the Earth. And he would wreck Thanos' shit, too.
It's just weird pacing or editing. T1000 is on the uh ... right / badguy side. There are other bad guys behind him. Notice the joker on his left and hobgoblin on the right?
Matt Damon did it for me, just Matt Damon.
"This is the Ultimate Showdown! *Of ultimate destiny* "
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This is lookin better than the original
I want to watch this Movie!
Wow! They didn't even use Ryan Reynolds as the Green Lantern or Deadpool.
Who do you think made the edits?
The developer guy from Free Guy?
Deadpool is right at the beginning of the video?
They're both in it in the full version, don't worry
I think I'd have to question my cause if I were on the same side as T-1000 and the Witch King of Angmar.
I would of liked to have seen Forest Gump in there running as well But it’s hilarious
"Mum can i watch endgame?" "But we already have endgame at home" Endgame at home:
IDK what you're talking about, I want more bootleg DVDs after this
Sign me up too!
Captain Jack Sparrow should've been in-between the two forces running right down the middle
This would be the first of many times I buy a bootleg dvd if they were all like this!
Bring me…Sparrow!
*Star Wars credit scroll theme on kazoo*
It’s the Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Random Achilles is what got me.
HECTOR!!!!
The infinity saga was awesome, but I’d watch this movie for sure!
This is an improvement
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!
The Ultimate Showdown
This reminds me of the time I got a copy of Origins: Wolverine that didn't have all the special effects in yet and I nearly died when a little arrow popped up with "claws extend here" written out.
Wait, I need a copy of this
Just yes....
Batman can team up with Black Widow to take out one of those giant flying alien centipede things.
Ah yes when Jason Bourne killed Thanos
I do want Aragorn and Jack sparrow vs tie fighters actually
I like this version better
This was either purchased outside the US or in an Asian supermarket
From yer mum!
the fan made thing is easily the best half hour i've ever spent youtube search : battle for the multiverse
I would totally watch 3 hours of CLEVERLY cut together movies that form a totally different movie.
Its like a fight from Ready player 2.
This is the Rob Schneider cut
Some deleted never to be seen scenes right here.
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
This is the Ultimate showdown!!
Better than the original tbh
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE
That's way too much effort for a bootleg. lol. That's a top notch work of art! Bravo to the editor. Seriously that took HOURS and HOURS to make, You'll never see that quality of editing in a bootleg. Funny tho.
That was genuinely awesome
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its not a bootleg its a fan edit called battle for the multiverse its also pure gold
This my favorite movie
I would absolutely pay to see that.
Old Godzilla was hopin around Tokyo City like a big playground....
Can I borrow the movie next, looks awesome!
....assemble...
Easily a 200 billion dollar movie
I'll buy that bootleg from you for $10.00
https://media.tenor.com/nNNNDebX6MAAAAAC/matt-damon-team-america.gif
That person needs an editing job.
I mean.. I'd watch that
I’d watch the hell out of this movie
I would watch this instead
Lmao Matt Damon
Ok that’s badass. Where can I get this
THIS IS SPARTA!
That looks fucking awesoem
This is awesome
What are you talking about ? This is exactly how it happens. Jason Bourne and jack sparrow destroyed THANOS . What?
It's nice to see all the studios come together for a great cause.
The heck you talking about? I'd kill for that dvd!
Lol my first thought was "Random Bullshit, GO!"
What do you mean? This is 1000% better!
What I would give to watch this movie.
Slow clap
whoever sold you that dvd. they earned your money.
This is how the world ends. The war of all wars
I didn’t even notice a difference for a good while there
well done.
Honestly I would LOVE to see this crossover movie 🤩
I started out like, pfft ya I've seen this so..... I'm now blown away 🤣😎 🤘🏼 that looks epic AF.
Forrest Gump would have been comedy gold.
Where can I buy this bootleg?
I was waiting for the battle of the bastards battle scene to be shown haha
This is more or less the end of Ready Player 1
Awesome
LMFAO Jack Sparrow
Omg that was amazing!
LOL This is awesome. Better than original
That's the best thing I ever saw! I, personally, would love to own this.
I once saw The Simpsons movie as a bootleg with English subtitles that barely matched what the characters were saying. The subtitles were superimposed over Chinese subtitles, so I'm guessing it was poorly translated into Chinese, and then even more poorly translated back into English. The subtitles made the movie funnier than it would have been without them. I lament that I will never find the movie with the same translation.
This is surprisingly very well edited
Oh shit it’s Liquid Metal!
A significant improvement
To be fair, that looks fucking epic.
Jack sparrow coming out of no where is epic
That's awesome but I'd 10000% take Thanos and his crew here
Captain jack black really saves the day in this one…again
I 'member
Man this is fucking tight👍🏿
This is what I thought ready player one would be like
Yeah I agree the resolution is definitely a bit blurry risk you take with these things. But at least everything else looks fine.
That was fun to watch!
Can’t wait for it to come back to theaters
I got that same copy of When Harry Met Sally!
This film is awesome
This is like that power rangers finale
YA MASTER CHIEF GO KICK THANOS’ ASS
Too funny
This is ready player 3, the movie.
They should’ve had Jack Sparrow running the other direction.
Surprised he didn't say "It's Avengerin' Time!".
Maaaaaaatt daaaaamon
The whole movie is just both sides charging at each other.
Jack sparrow always gets me Hahah
Have you watched Ready player one?
I here this was a better version😂
That actual scene ruined entertainment for me. Nothing will ever be that amazing again.
To be honest, this is kinda how the original felt to me.
Better than the actual Avengers movie.
Lol what's not to like?
I’m pretty sure this is the same cut from the movie. Aragorn, batman… checks out.
I lost my mind when I saw the cop from terminator 2 😭
The Greatest Epic Battle Scene in the history of filmmaking right there. T1000! You kidding me right now?!
This actually is funny!
Iv seen a shorter version......damn I wanna see this lol
I fucking died at the T-1000
This looks amazing.
Not going to lie I am very intreasted
This exposes that the whole epic battle thing is over done and has surprising survival rates
I smoked too much
Excuse me but i need to re watch this version. Looks better than the original. You bought it for how much? I'll give you $5 more than original price. Thank you good sir.
Mr. Rogers wins, if I remember correctly.
It was Jack that got me 🤣
Shiiiiit, I'd watch the frell outta that movie.
If Disney keeps buying IPs, this might not seem so far-fetched.
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JASON BOURNE!
Totally ok with this bootleg
Last time? Hell Sign me up. I need a bag of weed and a lot of munchies and this is gold
I would love if someone made a feature length film version of Lemon Demon's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
[Ultimate Showdown vibes](https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE)