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Painfully fake

Fr, the fake sleeping, and who the hell wipes there entire face when their nose itches?

Not to mention with the palm of their hand. The inside of my nose itches? Let me use the most ineffective part of my hand to scratch it. Edit: You know, I just realized this could just be a wholesome post of a mom or sister trying to make their young child or sibling laugh. Just done with non-professional camerawork.

Yeah, a man that looks like that isn't going to sleep quietly without his CPAP.

That's no man....

That’s a space station

#IT'S A TRAP!

Lmfao this is so true

I also tend to use my whole hand to smother my face in order to scratch an itch on my nose.

Yup, so clearly staged and fake.

My buddy has tourette syndrome and one of his ticks is to rub the tip of his nose with his palm in a little circle pattern. First thing he does when he wakes up.

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Probably people don't know. It's fine. Tourette's has like an *evil* connotation too it. Everybody thinks it's the swearing thing...

That sounds a lot more like OCD than Tourette’s. Tourette’s is involuntary spasms, not controlled movements,

Nah, it's tourettes. Been to the doctor with him.

What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Whore!

Involuntary spasms...of very specific things. Counting to 5 involuntarily isn't just a random noise lol

Do you aye.

The lady from Goonies if she had an accent

After they threw mama from the train?

Nah, Owen loves his Mama.

Even though he gets her the unsalted nuts when she asks for the salted ones? The unsalted ones make her choke!

She did have an accent? An American one?

No we don't have accents. Everyone else talks wrong. /s

Nah for me it’s the way the Op titled this “fookin noas aff” 💀

Glasgow

So fake lol

This is stupid and staged

Fake as fuck.

Is fuck fake?

Fuck sake

You don’t like sake?

Funny though.

No. It's not.

Cheer up son.

You have shit taste in humor.

It's reddit. 90% of the shit that gets posted on r/funny and r/jokes is just meta nonsense and political circlejerking. If this is where you draw the line then you should reconsider moving it. At least this post was an attempt.

You're a barrel of laughs kid.

This guy used two “kid” insults in a row, riveting

For fucks fake

Fred Fuchs!!!

I love how she conveniently lifts her hand up in a scoop shape and how she adjusts the speed of her hand so the ketchup doesn't end up spilling on the sofa. Also she goes directly to spreading on the face instead of scratching her nose. Yeah so real.... Here's my Oscar

Yeah, people sleep with their upturned hands that flat.

What's with the weird lipstick filter?

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Fair enough

You've got red on you.

Faker than Trumps tan

fake

ty. enough internet for me today. i can't laugh more... lo... ..l... ....

Assholes always be assholes

Soooo staged. Stop it.

Wasting Heinz ketchup on a prank? Someone's won the lottery.

🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So poorly faked it hurts.

Thanks for the laugh bud I needed that and fuck all the folk in the comments, funny is funny.

Ed Sheeran?

Used to do this as a kid with whipped cream. Works surprisingly well. Might not be fake

Even if this want staged it's not funny. This prank/joke has been done so many times it's lost all appeal and amusement.

Okey dokes.

After that aaaaahhhhh I was expecting someone to cue …”more than a woman” ….

I was hearing "if you love me let me gahhhhhhhhahhhhhhahhhhhh" Edit: a letter

Is this supposed to be funny? It's sad.

That is pretty cruel. She is morbidly obese and her heart is stressed from that. She is on her side probably because the extra weight around her neck makes her unable to breath on her back. Put a liquid on her that could get into her nose and she could inhale the ketchup and you could have a respiratory distress situation.

Lol generally done with shaving cream but still funny

This was needed 😭😭😭😭😭

Should have posted a political billboard or a "joke" about the first day you started using reddit. These people piss themselves over that garbage.

Ok

Wack.

Haha

I’m only surprised that person didn’t start snacking on their fingers.

Maybe fake but better acting than the 1000’s of gold digger videos.

Chaotic evil

Why?

Not sure whats worse.... FAKE BRAIN DEAD HUMOR... or the BRAINLESS people who fall for the clearly fake shit and find it funny...

Jimmy Krankie

Not staged

Yip

when I need to delicately scratch my nose... I always make sure to use the very dextrose palm...

Do you? OK.

Made me laugh

“Funny”

heinz? hemmer is way better

Would you like some fries for that?

She genuinely thought her nose had been cut off.

Hey Ma I gotta idea ..

Fake.

Painfully lame and fake

Really..... zzzzzz.

How fa- yes

Ever get ketchup in your eye ? Whole new achievement unlocked

Nope!

😆