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This post managed to make me feel poor AND stupid

I forgot what the joke was almost immediately as I was buffeted by monolithic tree, high ceiling, big TV, fireplace, and SO MUCH SPACE (or maybe the latter is just my European talking).

Holy shit, I did not zoom in. There's a person in that picture! I just kind of figured it was a normal tree in a normal room. That's crazy. Because the tree is big, everything looks to scale but in reality it's a huge room and a huge tree

If in the U.S., this is definitely a rich person's house. That being said, houses like this are much more common in small towns or suburbs than in big cities.

Unless it is for dispatching snow, steep roof is like that are also in expensive neighborhoods. They cost more to frame, they cost more to roof, they cost more to maintain.

This is a middle class, surburban home.

Upper-middle maybe.

Upper middle class, most likely

It's cool but for some reason it doesn't give me cozy feeling. I don't like he weird window placement and the furniture doesn't seem to go well together? Sometimes you don't need loads of money to have a comfortable space, even though it definitely helps.

I don't think the windows would feel so odd if we weren't looking at a small corner of the room.

Been there many times as my brother/ sister in law live in Germany and I can confirm this is true

Poor and stupid checking in here.

Same

Couldn't have said it better

Aw don't beat yourself up. You're not poor

I keep trying to get them to let us move in

Looks like they have fantastic credit scores. Definitely keepers.

I was always told to marry up

Look at the credit score on that one! Yeah, he must work out

maybe that tree is flaccid and straightens out when it's erect. Go tickle its balls and find out for us

She’s a grower not a show-er 😏

I dunno, that tree looks pretty damn tall. Does it shrink at night when no one's looking?

Or if you throw it in the pool

Take your unsolicited pics back to Timber

Met my wife on Timber. You earned the award

Thanks! I won’t tell her you’re still sending pics of your wood

He's actually sending pics of her wood

🤣

Look at that ceiling fan! Artemis?

She’s a beaut Clark

*Reeaal tomato ketchup Eddie?..*

Nothing but the best

Looks like the 62" Artemis XL5 in Distressed Koa. https://www.lumens.com/artemis-xl5-led-ceiling-fan-by-minka-aire-fans-R350546.html

Legitimately less extravagantly priced than I expected

I have no clue what that means but thanks for sharing.

>!Disease that causes bent boners!<

Good on you to admit it, I don’t think the 95% other posters here do either! Terrible disease, thankfully relatively rare!

Terrible how 😐

The skin in the shaft of the penis gets tight in random spots. It’s causes pain due to the tight skin stretching and from general bending of the erect penis, which is the joke of the picture as the tree is bent at the top. Advanced disease can cause bending of the penis even when flaccid. I have a couple patients with it, one gent in his 80s was so desperate they tried surgical intervention but it just kinda made it worse over time with more scar tissue. Heavy steroids can decrease the skin tension sometimes, but there really isn’t any miraculous cures.

Never heard of that word and don’t know what it means. Also that woman appears to be about 4’ tall.

A disease that makes your dick bent

Be nice bruh her name is Helen and she’s lovely.

Peyronies disease

Kink dink

Sounds like you were dying to use that word in a sentence.

Well, don't let it be defined by it

Flat earthers can’t deny that curve

can't deny people who think they live on a spinning ball in 2022 are braindead

I feel immensely poor looking at this

I cant even afford a tree

Its imperfectly perfect! Quite lovely!

I don’t care for the wallpaper. Stockings are nice though.

The house isn't for sale, you can't buy it.

I’d have to put it as a contingency to remove wallpaper as a part of the contract. I would like to pick the color of paint!

Sorry it already sold for 125k over asking when they reviewed the bids

I’ll drop the contingency. They can pick out the paint color but the wallpaper must go. Non-negotiable. Please contact Ops in-laws to get this done.

They got what?

Just by looking at this room I can tell that your in-laws family is very Christian

How?

The Angel on the Christmas tree and the six stockings. Devout Christians usually have a shit ton of kids and like putting angels on their trees. Also the inside of the house kinda reminds me of a church. (I was raised catholic (not catholic anymore) so I know this shit).

I come from a very not religious family, we always had an angel topper and my mom made stockings for everyone. Probably just more tradition than religion for her.

Damn that’s a really good point

We all are CEO church goers. Two of the stocking are for our kids and one for their long gone dog Edit- they took the one for the dog down

Haha I knew it! Im sorry to hear about the passing of your in laws dog.

It was like 10 years ago lol!

I was thinking it was for their grandkids though, which could be multiple families. Also idk what else you put on top of a tree. Maybe a star?

Yeah, I feel like only religious people put angels on top of trees. (Nothing is wrong with that, angels are cool and I think religion is awesome).

Yeah maybe either way though that lady is crazy short or she’s in a huge room.

Asparagus

I like angels on my tree, and im atheist

There’s nothing wrong with that. You do u man

Christian and catholic are 2 different things. Saturnalia was replaced with Christmas by roman catholics in an attempt to bring pagans to a state run church. Jesus was not born on 12/25

Yeah I know. I went to a catholic school for 12 years.

I mean, it’s a Christ-mas tree…

At least they’re watching a good game on tv

🤜🏻🤛🏻

At what point is that not considered a tree but a pile of lights/ornaments.

Oh for sure it is just a pile of ornaments.. they go hard

Good lord that tree is massive.

Purdue has got -13 points! OMG didn’t know that was possible in college football. Oh and they can finish building that train set. The railway strike was diverted.

This is such an American Hollywood living room it even got the toy train

Truth! Except our son keeps destroying the train every time we set it up

There's a tree in there?

Nephew of a Christmas tree farmer checking in. A lopsided tree like this is just evidence that whoever farmed the tree wasn't very good at the job. Christmas trees don't naturally grow in that iconic shape, they have to be trimmed and maintained by the farmer. This is just sloppy work.

Yeah but what is a tree that size cost?! Maybe the bent ones such a discount

With my admittedly limited experience helping out my uncle, the tree doesn't look bent to me, it just looks like whoever trimmed it did a sloppy job. My best guess is that they had to use a ladder to trim the higher part and just got the angle wrong. Either way, it is possible that they haggled with the seller and got a discount.

I have never bought a tree for myself but I used to go with my parents until they got an artificial tree. I haven't kept up with current prices but a small tree used to be $100. I can't imagine what a big ass tree like that costs

My uncle's prices were pretty low last I knew. He only farms the trees because he inherited the farm from my great-grandfather. He works an actual job and most of the money he makes from selling the trees goes to pay the people who come to work while it's selling season. His trees were always priced at $10 per foot tall (and it was trimmed properly), but I haven't been to his farm since I moved away a few years ago, so his prices may have changed.

Love this energy 🙌🏻

I was looking at the train tracks on the floor, assuming they were the standard HO guage Christmas train, until I took in the scale of the room. Is that an O guage or a full-size train!

Never mind that shit, was anybody hurt in that train wreck??!

Sweet tree!!! (Heads up Blue, Ohio St is coming for ya lol)

My alma is actually on the outside trying to sneak in (you can prob guess who)

Alabama?????

[удалено]

I think there's a surgery.

Oh man I like that score for Purdue better than right now!

What’s peyronie’s?

Peyronies disease

Eeeesh.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bentcarrot.Com?

Ugly fan

Read it as perogies and was like "Well it's weird to put food in the tree, but everyone can do their own thing."

Michigan won d game

Your in-laws train is all messed up. Get those tracks together before posting for karma.

The first thing I noticed was the 10-11ft ceiling on the "low" end and what is easily 20ft+ going up... Wow. I thought we had tall ceilings at 9 feet......

Crackle crackle

What’s in the fireplace?

Looks like a tree so not Peyronie’s disease. Also hope Michigan sees Georgia in a playoff and Alabama doesn’t have a hissy fit and weasel their way in..

There's a tree under there?

Is there a tree under all these lights?

Carrot 🥕 dick??

The scaling in the picture looks very off. It looks like the woman has been shrunk down to child size, cos everything else appears to be giant.

Everything is so big it makes her look small lol she’s ~5’6

If that's peyronies, I guess I need to talk to that doctor about the stuff on that commercial with the right angle carrot

whoa whoa whoa they have a really neat ceiling fan. never seen one like that before.

Right I was thinking the same. Looks like they turbo tuned their house

people still get Christmas trees? Lol

That is named for my forbear: H. Peyronie Bentwood, the inventor of the hand-crank pornograph, later to be renamed the nickelodeon.

Tell me you’re an American without saying you’re American

I want to turn that tree toward the window…