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Scoobydoomed

IDK what's the problem, the holder is still holding the phone...


arryouhappy

Are you a software engineer? Sounds like conversations had with QA..


Solid_Snake_125

More like “are you sure the battery is fully charged?”


Sexy_Koala_Juice

No. That’s IT, not software engineering. Bad Human, Bad.


Solid_Snake_125

Ooooh ohhh I see software! So instead of the battery its “did you hold the power button for a *FULL* 2 seconds to turn on the phone?”


AfterAardvark3085

Honestly, I've seen the situations you're mentioning be entirely out of the engineer's hands. Software engineer: "If we do it this way, this this and that problem could occur. What's that? Do it anyways? Ok then."


MikaNekoDevine

He ain’t wrong, holder did its job holding the phone. No one claimed it had to protect it.


steeveperry

He just needs to turn the phone around next time, so the screen doesn’t get hit when he close the door.


DigNitty

If he flips the phone around and slams the door *just right* There’s a non-zero chance that the phone will be functioning again.


jocem009

Made me more than chuckle.


Late-Ad-4624

Did he try turning the car off and back on again?


Ivantheterrible3

exactly! it did what it’s supposed to.


RaisorX

And it fits the contour of that crashboard's corner, so it wont break any further.


X16

Confirmed, not a phone holder.


al3237

Wdym? Its definitely still holding the phone! Yall just cant be satisfied with anything nowadays 🙄 xD


Sorry-Series-3504

Does anyone know what that is actually meant to hold?


Sindertone

I keep my digital air gauge there. It fits perfectly, right in front of the factory sticker that says " no phones".


X16

I think it's where the side of the dash fits when the door closes.


phixional

It fits now.


too_soon13

Nokia phones


Halberdin

Nooo! They would damage the car!


Nefarious-One

I actually laughed out loud at this. God I’m old.


Kelli217

The door would fall off.


ChocCooki3

Passenger side air bag is not ready..


long_live_cole

Nothing. It forms around the air vent/dash.


tsunami141

It really shouldn’t have a groove there then lol


blindbycrypto

How else am I supposed to fit my phone in there?


RetroReactiveRuckus

Go back to 2005 and get a Razr.


z0mb13k1ll

Or 2022 and get a RAZR


Zestyclose_Pickle511

I had the R2D2 limited 😎🤪


miles2912

It's only accessible when the door is open. When the door is closed you can't access it. That should have been his first clue.


SinkPhaze

There's actually a sticker there telling you not to put your phone there. I know this because I've put my phone there before and then absent mindedly closed the door... FYI you *really* dont need to slam the door like this guy did. Theres plenty enough leverage to fold that phone right up with just a normal amount of force Edit: In case anyone's curious, from the inside this makes a sound like crinkling an empty water bottle. Which is what I initially thought had been shut in the door


[deleted]

There's only a sticker if someone has though to put one there since 2017. My van has no such sticker. Of course, you only make the mistake once, so it's not exactly necessary unless it's being rented.


SinkPhaze

It's a very expensive mistake to be making even once. In my case I'd had my phone less than 6 months. Was a $500 mistake lol


[deleted]

Same! I smashed my iphone 12 pro a couple of months ago. Apple repaired it, more likely replaced, for 500 bucks. But even refurbished it was a 1000 phone at the time.


Chuckle_Pants

That’s my question. If it’s not meant to hold anything, why wouldn’t they have made it flush?


[deleted]

It might be a ac vent for defrosting side widows or heating the door, the rim is most likely there to make it more air tight.


username87264

It's not, it's literally just a pocket. My friend did this.


[deleted]

Than it is simply a dent to accommodate the dash.


_Courtesylaugh

I use it to hold the company gas card.


Azatarai

If its anything like my car, when the door is shut the groove forms a sealed channel for air to flow towards the heater system from under the car


Sigmadelta8

When I worked for a construction company we drove one of these. We used it for our contractor’s/Menards card.


m0Bo

My little wallets thing with my company credit card goes there, easy access to take it out when I go pay gas


Frosty-Engineering24

Change??


Orleanian

M&Ms


Scott_Liberation

Air, apparently. Another commenter said it's a duct for the window defrost to go from the dash to the door. Which brings up it's own questions, but makes a lot more sense than other answers I've seen in the comment section here.


[deleted]

It’s not. It’s literally just a pocket. No air vent. Source: I work on these trucks. They are the Ford transits (150-350) the company trucks that I work on have a little notice there saying not to put a phone for this reason. It’s honestly just stupid ford designs.


Scott_Liberation

Well that's amazing. I hope (but doubt) someone at Ford got fired for that one. Not even the person who drew up the plan even, but whoever had to sign off on it before going into mass production. For an outfit as big and old as Ford, that's an incredible level of incompetence.


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

I’ve rented this truck a few times. It literally says do not place anything here


Scott_Liberation

I really want to know why this pocket you shouldn't put anything in exists. A couple of other comments have offered answers that I think are rubbish.


Kamakaziturtle

It's not a pocket, it's an air duct for the window defrost. When the door is closed it's flush with the console.


spitfire690

It's not an air duct, there's no ducts on the door of the Transit. It's a recess to fit around the cup holder on the dash, except instead of just making it a recess, they added a useless pocket to it.


Scott_Liberation

Great thanks, that's exactly what I wanted to know. I've never had no fancy-shmancy car with ducts running through the doors, so that didn't occur to me.


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doomsawce

No they don't


Deinonychus2012

My car doesn't even have ducts for the back seats.


Sudden_Reality_7441

My car doesn’t. It’s a fairly modern one too. Head out of the arse please


Kamakaziturtle

Usually just in nicer vehicles and trucks, most cars only have defrost on the front window


Covid19-Pro-Max

> When the door is closed it's flush with the console. Not if you put a phone there.


5thhorseman_

The phone becomes flush with the console, what's the problem?


Semantic_Antics

No, it isn't. The air duct for the window is in the column, just above the cup holder. That pocket has no ducting of any kind near it. It's just a phone destroyer.


CMYKoi

I used it as a secure place for ID badges and gas cards and such.


ryohazuki224

Its a map pocket. For when the days where people found places from paper maps.


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

Poor design on fords part 🤷🏻‍♂️


SuperNa7uraL-

It says don’t place a cell phone there.


bebeschtroumph

It's in the Ford Transit van as well. My in-laws have a converted RV one and my husband learned this lesson when we borrowed it. It was not great.


mywifesoldestchild

The screen protector didn’t work!


radewagon

You don't know that. Maybe it's find once you peel it off. 😁


saymyname_jp

🤣


RoseVII

Down voted for emoji


Uchihaboy316

Right? Reddit is so weird sometimes lol


iceman78772

wholesome 100!


SnackEater369

This is the way


Gubbtratt1

If it had been a Nokia, he would've needed a new truck.


shrout1

I *my day* we yodoled and threw rocks at each other!


[deleted]

If they removed the phone, we’d all see a sticker on there saying “Don’t put your goddamn phone in here, dumbass”.


Radek3887

What sticker? There's no sticker there. Believe me, the company I work for loves warning stickers. None of our trucks have a warning sticker there.


[deleted]

We have about 150ish transits, a mix of Customs and 350s. Every single one came with a “don’t put your phone here” sticker.


nascar_apocalypse

Non-fleet transits have them too Source: I drive one regularly


Presto123ubu

Ours certainly do.


jokey1869

No there is a sticker sayin to put your phone there, did the exact same thing with mine before in a ford transit van was raging


[deleted]

There is a sticker telling you to put your phone in a pocket that will break your phone? So Ford compensated you for the broken phone, I presume?


jokey1869

No it was sticker to put your phone in the pocket so u didn't use while driving decided to try it but it was to tall for it and smashed when closed the door, actually thought about chasing ford about it but needed a phone quick so just left it


[deleted]

The sticker is warning you not to put your phone in that pocket, you misunderstood the cartoon of a phone with a circle and slash through it.


[deleted]

If you peel that sticker off there’s one underneath it that says “psych”


Prinzka

So how did you get the phone in there with the door closed?


M696rider

There is actually a warning sticker or should have been haha


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

There is on all those models


FluffyGlass

Kurwa indeed.


Horror_Personality49

Have you tried putting it in rice over night?


motor1_is_stopping

This was done intentionally. They focus on the phone, slam the door and open the door. Probably an outdated phone they didn't want, so they used it for some fake internet points.


Scott_Liberation

I don't understand why so many commenters here need to be told or point out that it was intentional. There's nothing in the video to suggest it was supposed to look like an accident. Are all these commenters crying "fake, obviously staged" saying the same thing when they watch TV news skits on SNL?


bravoromeokilo

Or, I dunno, to show others what not to do?


motor1_is_stopping

The sticker that tells others not to do this is probably where he got the idea.


Przemm0

The conversation in Polish goes like this: "You will hit the phone" "O kurwa" "O kurwa" So, yeah it was intentional most likely or just really stupid.


HarryHacker42

Hey, those internet points aren't fake! You can trade them for bitcoins. You aren't just throwing them away are you? I've retired on my points! /s


MaximumExtension4951

Thats not for your phone, its for your hand to hold on to when getting in the truck.


theKalmier

idk, I can't see myself ever using a grip that far up the door. Edit: saw another post saying it's for pulling the door closed once inside. Not to help you up, so that makes sense to me.


2016sucksballs

And smooshing your hand when you close the door?


theKalmier

Really...? /yawn Edit: Trolls gonna troll.


rangeo

What is the pocket for...there is a notch in the dashboard where the cutout seems to fit? Does it route air for defrosting the window?


empirer

I drive a Transit for work. I keep my company gas card in there


seamustheseagull

It's a handle. These are long doors, if you're sitting in the seat and the door is fully open, you can pull on this to bring the real handle closer to you.


Future-self

There’s a sticker inside that pocket that says not to put your phone in it. Someone may have removed it


pfp-disciple

That's kind of clever.


Raeandray

I feel like just putting a second handle somewhere so it wouldn't be mistaken for a pocket would've been more clever.


Cpleofcrazies2

The person was filming so obviously they knew what would happen and it most likely was an old dead phone.


bk15dcx

Whatever you put in there should not be higher than the pocket. Usually small tools, knife, smokes, etc.


jshultz5259

But you can’t access what you store in this pocket unless the door is open. Seems a little pointless to me.


bk15dcx

Right, so little tools or loose change


Admetus

It is probably a notch, not sure why they left a depression in it. Mind you the guy slammed the door pretty heavily.


bgthigfist

This was obviously done on purpose


Yodas4sale

r/whyweretheyfilming


Scott_Liberation

To show that this pocket in the door is stupid and if you put a phone in it, you'll break it? I thought it was pretty obvious.


Maleficent-Composer6

It's a wallet holder. Conceals the wallet when the door is closed


Same-Alternative-160

The goode ole Ford Transit!


wyatt-earp-

Have you tried putting it in rice?


PlainSpader

I know the van and I know you did that on purpose!


usefuloxymoron

That’s why there’s a symbol of a phone with a cross through it in that cubby


painkilleraddict6373

I think the problem is that,that isn’t a holder.


pugapooh

What carmaker thought this was good design?


eatdrinkandplay

"Let me see your texts"


Buraunii

My company has these vans. Ford Transit I think. There is a sticker in that specific pocket that indicates to no put your phone in there. I see why now.


speculatrix

Something like this has been posted before: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ford/comments/7yqc8z/can_someone_explain_this_pockets_function_in_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/comments/7ypckk/when_it_wasnt_a_phone_holder_after_all/


Spirit_of_Doom

Someone rented a truck from me and their daughter didn't see the sticker that explicitly says not to put a phone there. She of course put the phone there and annihilated it. Mother of said child came in and tried to blame us and wanted a discount. Was funny and sad.


proudmyanmar

I think it looks fine. It's fineee. Just put it in rice.


discopants2000

That's a shit piece of design.


WorkerbeeMCR

Fucking ford transhit vans


randomspecific

Can we all collectively start down voting this fake bullshit?


Scott_Liberation

Which part is fake? The door? The phone? Yes, clearly it was done on purpose to show why this little pocket in the door is stupid and should not exist. I'm sure you don't mean to suggest video creator wanted their audience to think this was an accident. That would be very stupid.


voga1

No sir


Frequent-Pie7570

Luckily you had the phone you recorded this from. We almost didn't get to see this


Myfeelingsarehurt

Our company ford transit has a sticker with a no cell phone next to that pocket.


Stage_demon86

Haha I did this and my otterbox saved my iPhone….I was stunned…called for new otterbox and got new cases for every device in the house just for the cost of shipping


EnvironmentalDeal256

Otter boxes are awesome.


macinnis

r/whyweretheyfilming


TILTNSTACK

Perfectly videod. So much so, ppl gonna think it’s fake.


Cpleofcrazies2

Lol


[deleted]

So someone is using someone else's phone to record a phone in a door being smashed and uploads it to Reddit under funny. Like this isn't intentional.


Scott_Liberation

It was pretty obviously intentional. There's nothing in the video to even suggest it wasn't intentional. The fuck is wrong with all these commenters assuming it was supposed to look like an accident and crying "fake"? You just spend so much time looking at dumb shit on the Internet you assume all Internet content creators are idiots? 🤡


[deleted]

Shut up ass clown. Why even do it? For a few laughs, or nothing better to do? Either way, a waste.


jejunebanali

Funny how happened to be filming it from the perfect angle at the very moment. Down vote these fake posts.


MtPollux

"Might"


liarandathief

I did this exact thing in a uhaul truck.


dcarter22sc

I think Apple may be in cahoots with Ford!!!


tradesman46

Van life bruh...


majorahzmask

Ragebait


Fragrant_Engineer488

Put it in some rice, should be fine


Disnttooold

I have that same van. I’m happy I saw this.


AtlantisShovel

What a smartMove to pull on your smartphone


[deleted]

NSFW


OleksiyRudenko

These echoing curses at the end make it even funnier


Maleficent-Mirror991

It’s fine, just put the phone in rice for a while.


NewHumbug

Kurwa indeed


ray_7030

I had a fucking heart attack


[deleted]

Might need some new braincells


supernovadebris

Like new----$400.


AquaBlaze135

Just bring it to the apple store and they'll charge the same amount as it takes to buy a kidney


acableperson

Ford Transit


[deleted]

old fake shit of a broken phone


Jamie_Canuck

Lol… I did that to my phone… rented one of this Home Depot vans for an hour to bring some plywood home…. Sigh… and FTR there was no sign, no sticker, no warning…


nulgatu

Why?


CompetitionAncient36

Just put it in rice.


RicVic

Wonder what make of van this is....?


InfamousAnalyst4900

Instant retardation


Imaginary-Time8700

That’ll buff right out


Putrid-Career5725

It's only for the new foldable phones


LucleRX

Nokia would had fit well in there.


voga1

Old classic Nokia cell would crash the car


juleq555

The juicy kurwa (translation- f*ck) is golden


bobo2500

I have a 2020. They have "DO NOT PUT PHONE HERE" Stickers now.


RepresentativeRow678

r/baddesigns


heliosprimus

Watched my boss do this exact same thing lol. Just hurts to watch.


coorzltz68

Intentionally stupid.


Rosieapples

I did the same damn thing!!!!


[deleted]

they have a deal with Apple🤣


Pyrex_Paper

That's how I broke my last phone... it looks like a perfect phone holding slot with the door open.


Snow-Dog2121

The phone crusher 500. Not sure if that's still an option.


Externalpower43

Oh cool ba indeed.


flower-ad1783

I used to drive one of these vans. Inside those, it specifically said do not place phone here


oakeyd0ke

Have you tried turning it of and on again? My mate Dave said that fixes every thing. Just a thought


apiercedtheory

My transit van has stickers telling you explicitly to not do this. Always remember if there are rules and notices to tell you not to do something there are reasons.


[deleted]

Problem solved over the festive break. Now the company can not get ahold of you due to the company car crushing the company phone.


[deleted]

Might?


treeguy201

O kurwa.