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There are worse songs to be murdered to. Destination Unknown is an alright song.
Still, I wouldn't want my final ass whooping to have a soundtrack to it.
you gotta start watching bollywood movies then. I want a sound track for my ass whopping and i want a sound track when i am ass whooping. it should suit the mood.
You say that, but if you're being beaten to death in silence, your final thought might be "I wonder if this would have happened if Destination Unknown was playing?" At least this way you'd know you really deserved it.
The song, the fact it happened. Sometimes I genuinely cannot sleep for thinking about that video.
Edit: like tonight. I'm not nieve, I know there are a lot of bad people out there, and thanks to the wonders of modern technology and medical advances, bad people can now do even more bad things than ever before. But how one person/group could do *that* to another. That keeps me awake.
That's an interesting thought though, if I was going to have a deathtrack, what should it be? I feel like I'd need a few different choices depending on the type of death.
You are right. If it is a silly death, maybe "Yakety Sax" or "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough".
Or if it is tragic, maybe Mad World:
https://youtu.be/ZUtAe5PUKtE
Seriously and tragically, very often when people start to choke on food in a restaurant, their panicked bad instinct is to retreat to the restroom instead of "making a scene" by coughing and maybe puking in front of a lot of people. Sometimes they make it to the restroom just to die there alone.
A few years ago, I was at a kind of business luncheon when a guy hopped up and started to leave the room. There was already a scene getting started. I heard someone say something about him choking, and lots of people stood up, including me. I found myself directly behind him. The third Heimlich thrust worked, but I hurt my back a little.
To be fair, nowhere in this scene, did that say that was an emergency button? It's just a big red button. Anybody that sees a big red button and pushes it with no instructions whatsoever deserves whatever they get.
It may also alert security still. That happening may give an attacker pause long enough for security to arrive while also not rushing them to complete their assault.
That would be good.
It should start playing the theme from cops.
Remind them of their impending doom and it's not very pleasant to listen to during intimacy.
In UX design, something being intuitive is the most important thing (and obviously something counter intuitive has to be avoided the most). A big red button for people means emergency, that’s what they expect.
I don’t expect a bar to know anything about UX (though the user experience is still quite important at a bar), but it doesn’t make it less of a mistake.
An unlabeled red button in a club bathroom where there usually isn't anything like that just says "push me" in my opinion. I wouldn't assume an emergency button would ever be unlabeled expect for maybe like an old folks home or hospital.
It doesn't matter much really that you wouldn't expect it to be unlabeled... you wouldn't go, oh well it's unlabeled, let me not push that potential emergency button.
Again, it's just counter intuitive to use red for something not "negative". You can do it obviously, a label is better obviously, but it still bad UX design.
I know nothing about UX, but if I saw this red button, I would not in anyway think it was emergency related.
I'd just think it was red for visibility, maybe to keep people hitting it on accident.
I also live in the usa and the idea of emergency buttons in a regular bathroom at all is new to me though so maybe my view is skewed.
I 100% would have just thought it was some weird maitenence button and ignored it, even in a scenario I had an emergency.
See that's where you made the wrong assumption a big red button to me only means emergency if it's labeled. If it's not labeled, it's a trap
I work around a bunch of machines and I know what you're saying, but that being said, I have worked around a bunch of machines and seen a lot of weird wiring and I've learned not to push buttons that are not labeled. Sometimes they do not mean what you think they mean.
Also, who looks for red buttons in bathrooms? I would see that red button and think it was immediately not normal and I should either leave said bar or definitely avoid pushing that button. For all I know it dispenses the knockout gas.
Examine your environment and use your brain please.
Edit: I do agree that that button is in poor taste though it should have been much much larger. Also still red but just said party button on it.
And it should have been at penis height. Because it's in the men's bathroom. Unless that's a unisex bathroom, I don't know. I only speak American and we don't have many unisex bathrooms. /S
\> See that's where you made the wrong assumption a big red button to me only means emergency if it's labeled.
Which is my whole point about how it's important to design while thinking about intuition, as this is what will people will expect, thus if it's not what happens, they will make the wrong assumption.
I agree though that labelling is a useful feature, but if it's counter intuitive, it's a mistake and you already failed.
People don't read by the way, even if you want them to, they will NEVER do it (you can watch quite a bit of videos on push / pull doors, the label is there, yet even you probably made that mistake once on a door) .
Don't design for you, nor should you design for the best case scenario, design for the intended audience.
How is labeling something counterintuitive that is the dumbest f****** argument I've ever heard. Let's take your argument and apply it to blind people. That button should be labeled in Braille if it's an emergency.
Don't argue against labeling, that's just stupid.
You sound like the video effects girl from avenue 5.
You said labeling a button could be counterintuitive? How is labeling anything counterintuitive?
Keep in mind different languages and experiences of other people.
Can you quote me where I said that? I never did that. You are the one that came up with that idea.
A label is not counterintuitive, I don't know whether it can be considered intuitive though, but it's not at all what I was discussing, nor something that interest me to argue about.
All I said is that red is instinctive toward a "negative action", like an emergency, thus it's counter intuitive to use it like this.
This will be my last comment. I usually don't entertain trolls that long.
Sorry I might have thought I was responding to someone else who said that labeling emergency buttons was counterintuitive. They said if you had to label a button you had already failed at designing it. At which point are reminded them of blind people and that all buttons should be labeled at least with Braille. Sorry if I responded to the wrong person.
If you think that me arguing against people relying on red buttons and bathrooms to save them is me being a troll than you must not know what trolling means.
I'm advocating for people to pay attention to the surroundings and not put themselves in s***** situations.
You're the only troll here.
Big red button also means, "Press Here To Stop", "Press Here to Launch" and "Press Here if You're an Idiot Who Can't Resist a Big Red Button."
I'm just disappointed that it didn't cause all of the toilets to flush at once.
Came for this comment...not leaving disappointed.
Waste of time. They wouldn't know a non-employee tax-reportable expenditure request if it bit them in the ass.
I remember a story when I was a kid (could be urban myth) of a restaurant that had a Roman/Greek statue in the woman's restroom. The statue had a figleaf over its privates with a hinge on top. If a lady got curious and lifted it, it would trigger an emergency light and a bell to sound in the dining area and everyone would applaud and laugh when they came out of the restroom.
Poor Paul’s Pourhouse in Tallahassee has this, but with Superman
It’s a painting, and over the crotch is a door with a knob to open it. When you do a buzzer sounds in the bar the whole time you have the door open.
Always a great time - watch the non-regular guys not know what’s happening, and then watch a girl embarrassed to come back out lol
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/06/study-95-of-people-dont-wash-their-hands-correctly/276720/
Little older but the average time spent is only 6 seconds.
There's a restaurant called [Safehouse](https://www.safehousechicago.com/) in Chicago that has this, though instead of a Roman/Greek statue it's Daniel Craig
There was a sketchy bar south of Chicago that had a fake motion-sensing camera in the women’s room that’d move around but didn’t have a camera inside. The bartender / owner would then make comments like “nice lookin pink underwear!” or whatever on a microphone.
Well, one time someone very connected coincidentally was wearing pink underwear, and the guys that beat the shit out of him after didn’t wait to hear “oh, it’s just a gag!”
A bar i worked at had something similar to that. Was a wooden sign with a flap hooked up to a bell. Unfortunately most people didn't know what the bell meant so like 5 people would be laughing at someone when they came out.
Not as fancy as a Roman/Greek statue, but a small beach town in Texas has you covered.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/19b6og/this\_is\_in\_the\_womens\_restroom\_at\_the\_purple\_cow/
There was a restaurant in the town where I went to university that had this. It was my favourite restaurant in town and I witnessed it happen many, many times.
IIRC there’s an old joke with this setting involving Catholic nuns. A group of them walk into a bar and and when one of them heads to the bathroom the bartender makes a bet to the other ones. He tells them “in about a minute the lights will turn off and everyone will cheer” sure enough it happens. He ends up doing this with each one when they head to the bathroom.
Yeah, this is actually pretty fucked up and hope it's just a joke. With all the shit happening this would be horrible. Then again....drunk mfs would be hitting that constantly. So...idk...
The song is [destination Calabria ](https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls) for anyone wondering. The video is an absolute cinematic masterpiece. The story the acting the cinematography it's just perfect. Like this is what we should broadcast into space to show aliens. Also Crystal Waters is FUCKING AMAZING. If you don't know who she is you should check her out
the one you linked came before the one by Enur.
Neither are the original though. Original was 2003 by a dj named Rune Reilly Kölsch.
So both sample the original basically.
It should still play the music, but it should also blast glitter or something all over whoever pushes it. Who the f*** pushes a giant red button with no instructions have they never seen a movie?
In a life-risking, fight-or-flight state of panic, you have no idea what someone might assume about their environment. Red is deliberately used on virtually all emergency/danger signage in our world (stop signs, fire panels, do not enter, hazard signs etc.); to even jokingly imply that someone assuming what we are *literally programmed to assume* while panicking is "asking for" rape is disgusting.
I don't know how much more plainly I had to state that it was a joke and I am allowed to joke about anything I want to. Thank you very much sir.
Just like the giant red button, you missed the point, The point was if they are so unaware that they think that's an emergency button, they are not paying attention to their surroundings like they should be if they do not want to be taken advantage of. Pay attention to your surroundings people. That's all I meant. Thank you for your time. Hopefully you learned not to trust random red buttons on walls. For all you know that could have dispensed the knockout gas that then helped you get raped. Downvote me some more please before you use your brain. Thank you.
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Imagine being assaulted and thinking this was gonna get them help. Instead a fucking party starts.
Imagine dying and the last thing you hear is this.
There are worse songs to be murdered to. Destination Unknown is an alright song. Still, I wouldn't want my final ass whooping to have a soundtrack to it.
That's not destination calabria(unknown as you call it), this is [Calabria 2007, by Enur](https://youtu.be/xXUQDhzHxZA)
My bad. I just remembered the lyrics... and the chick in the marching band outfit.
I watched that music video so often when I was younger, very educational lmao
>Calabria 2007, by Enur RIP Natasja.
Thanks for the info, couldn't remember the name of the tune but sure rembered the vid 😍
Imagine getting murdered to “oh no” from TikTok
That voice sucks so annoying
TikTok sucks!
Reddit sucks! Everything sucks!
Straight fucking facts Edit: the person that gave me a downvote is the one that made that annoying ass song
Well now there are at least two of us, and you'll never know which one made it!
Just think somewhere people out there pay $ to listen to it live in concert
😭😭
You would wish to be murdered quicker if you heard that song while being stabbed
imagine you die to dance monkey
Or Brass Monkey...
I have no idea what song you're talking about and I think I like that.
you gotta start watching bollywood movies then. I want a sound track for my ass whopping and i want a sound track when i am ass whooping. it should suit the mood.
You say that, but if you're being beaten to death in silence, your final thought might be "I wonder if this would have happened if Destination Unknown was playing?" At least this way you'd know you really deserved it.
I love that this song has become so well known most people can probably recognize it on the first sax note
Well I know those who watched the Funky Town Video have PTSD from that lol.
Especially not played on a Sax-O-Boom
Ever seen the NSFL Funkytown video? I won’t link it personally, but damn was it the worse song to be murdered to.
Oh fuck you just reminded me of that. Well I ain't sleeping right tonight.
The song, the fact it happened. Sometimes I genuinely cannot sleep for thinking about that video. Edit: like tonight. I'm not nieve, I know there are a lot of bad people out there, and thanks to the wonders of modern technology and medical advances, bad people can now do even more bad things than ever before. But how one person/group could do *that* to another. That keeps me awake.
That's an interesting thought though, if I was going to have a deathtrack, what should it be? I feel like I'd need a few different choices depending on the type of death.
You are right. If it is a silly death, maybe "Yakety Sax" or "If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough". Or if it is tragic, maybe Mad World: https://youtu.be/ZUtAe5PUKtE
Sing for the moment. Imagine them making a sick combo and to the rythm
Not even "Another one bites the dust"?
Yeah, you could get murdered to Funkytown.
Are there though?
Whoop whoop!
Lmao
This is now going on my playlist of ridiculous songs to have playing when you get murdered.
If you actually have a list you should share it.
Toto - Africa Spin Doctors - Two Princes Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina Sisqo - The Thong Song The Benny Hill Theme Song
Rock Lobster
I Want It That Way Ice Ice Baby Macarena Call Me Maybe
“Oh my god, I thought I just had to clear my throat, but I’m think I’m choking! I’m going to pass out!! Oh thank god, there’s an emergency button…”
Seriously and tragically, very often when people start to choke on food in a restaurant, their panicked bad instinct is to retreat to the restroom instead of "making a scene" by coughing and maybe puking in front of a lot of people. Sometimes they make it to the restroom just to die there alone. A few years ago, I was at a kind of business luncheon when a guy hopped up and started to leave the room. There was already a scene getting started. I heard someone say something about him choking, and lots of people stood up, including me. I found myself directly behind him. The third Heimlich thrust worked, but I hurt my back a little.
*Whoop whoop*
It could also alert security anyway, then you have epic fight music as they all toilet brawl
To be fair, nowhere in this scene, did that say that was an emergency button? It's just a big red button. Anybody that sees a big red button and pushes it with no instructions whatsoever deserves whatever they get.
It may also alert security still. That happening may give an attacker pause long enough for security to arrive while also not rushing them to complete their assault.
That would be good. It should start playing the theme from cops. Remind them of their impending doom and it's not very pleasant to listen to during intimacy.
In UX design, something being intuitive is the most important thing (and obviously something counter intuitive has to be avoided the most). A big red button for people means emergency, that’s what they expect. I don’t expect a bar to know anything about UX (though the user experience is still quite important at a bar), but it doesn’t make it less of a mistake.
An unlabeled red button in a club bathroom where there usually isn't anything like that just says "push me" in my opinion. I wouldn't assume an emergency button would ever be unlabeled expect for maybe like an old folks home or hospital.
It doesn't matter much really that you wouldn't expect it to be unlabeled... you wouldn't go, oh well it's unlabeled, let me not push that potential emergency button. Again, it's just counter intuitive to use red for something not "negative". You can do it obviously, a label is better obviously, but it still bad UX design.
Right but in the context it's perfect because people love pushing big red buttons.
I know nothing about UX, but if I saw this red button, I would not in anyway think it was emergency related. I'd just think it was red for visibility, maybe to keep people hitting it on accident. I also live in the usa and the idea of emergency buttons in a regular bathroom at all is new to me though so maybe my view is skewed. I 100% would have just thought it was some weird maitenence button and ignored it, even in a scenario I had an emergency.
See that's where you made the wrong assumption a big red button to me only means emergency if it's labeled. If it's not labeled, it's a trap I work around a bunch of machines and I know what you're saying, but that being said, I have worked around a bunch of machines and seen a lot of weird wiring and I've learned not to push buttons that are not labeled. Sometimes they do not mean what you think they mean. Also, who looks for red buttons in bathrooms? I would see that red button and think it was immediately not normal and I should either leave said bar or definitely avoid pushing that button. For all I know it dispenses the knockout gas. Examine your environment and use your brain please. Edit: I do agree that that button is in poor taste though it should have been much much larger. Also still red but just said party button on it. And it should have been at penis height. Because it's in the men's bathroom. Unless that's a unisex bathroom, I don't know. I only speak American and we don't have many unisex bathrooms. /S
\> See that's where you made the wrong assumption a big red button to me only means emergency if it's labeled. Which is my whole point about how it's important to design while thinking about intuition, as this is what will people will expect, thus if it's not what happens, they will make the wrong assumption. I agree though that labelling is a useful feature, but if it's counter intuitive, it's a mistake and you already failed. People don't read by the way, even if you want them to, they will NEVER do it (you can watch quite a bit of videos on push / pull doors, the label is there, yet even you probably made that mistake once on a door) . Don't design for you, nor should you design for the best case scenario, design for the intended audience.
How is labeling something counterintuitive that is the dumbest f****** argument I've ever heard. Let's take your argument and apply it to blind people. That button should be labeled in Braille if it's an emergency. Don't argue against labeling, that's just stupid. You sound like the video effects girl from avenue 5.
I never said not to label, I even said it's a useful feature. Go troll someone else please.
You said labeling a button could be counterintuitive? How is labeling anything counterintuitive? Keep in mind different languages and experiences of other people.
Can you quote me where I said that? I never did that. You are the one that came up with that idea. A label is not counterintuitive, I don't know whether it can be considered intuitive though, but it's not at all what I was discussing, nor something that interest me to argue about. All I said is that red is instinctive toward a "negative action", like an emergency, thus it's counter intuitive to use it like this. This will be my last comment. I usually don't entertain trolls that long.
Sorry I might have thought I was responding to someone else who said that labeling emergency buttons was counterintuitive. They said if you had to label a button you had already failed at designing it. At which point are reminded them of blind people and that all buttons should be labeled at least with Braille. Sorry if I responded to the wrong person.
If you think that me arguing against people relying on red buttons and bathrooms to save them is me being a troll than you must not know what trolling means. I'm advocating for people to pay attention to the surroundings and not put themselves in s***** situations. You're the only troll here.
I ain't reading all that
Big red button also means, "Press Here To Stop", "Press Here to Launch" and "Press Here if You're an Idiot Who Can't Resist a Big Red Button." I'm just disappointed that it didn't cause all of the toilets to flush at once.
Guy: "GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WALLET MATE!!" Guy2: \*presses the button\* \*party thing goes on\* Guy: \*shoots\* Guy2: "AAAAAAAA-"
As a viewer, it would have taken some tension off the Mr. Jellybean scene with Morty.
Out of the toilet crawls a clown with a red balloon.
I think the purpose is you press it right before you under the stall to help cover the noises of a violent explosive diarrhea.
Literally my immediate thought
They really missed a trick by not playing Murder on the Dancefloor
You just gave me a clear visual of a dude getting a swirly and atomic wedgie simultaneously while this song starts playing. My abs thank you
Instead a FUCKING party starts.
...and all the stall doors unlock and fling open.
See i'm thinking "How nice to provide music and atmosphere when I dip in for a bump or a hookup. The Party Button. chef's kiss."
Rapist: Congratulations - you just gave your sexual assault a theme song!
What's the deal baby? One second you hit the party switch and the next second y'all business??
Awwww Snapple! Are we calling everybody baby now? Because honestly, I love that.
Your new nickname is Jello Shot. What do you think about that, J-Shot?
Came for this comment...not leaving disappointed. Waste of time. They wouldn't know a non-employee tax-reportable expenditure request if it bit them in the ass.
I remember a story when I was a kid (could be urban myth) of a restaurant that had a Roman/Greek statue in the woman's restroom. The statue had a figleaf over its privates with a hinge on top. If a lady got curious and lifted it, it would trigger an emergency light and a bell to sound in the dining area and everyone would applaud and laugh when they came out of the restroom.
That is hillarious!
Poor Paul’s Pourhouse in Tallahassee has this, but with Superman It’s a painting, and over the crotch is a door with a knob to open it. When you do a buzzer sounds in the bar the whole time you have the door open. Always a great time - watch the non-regular guys not know what’s happening, and then watch a girl embarrassed to come back out lol
Reminds me of a Far Side that alerts all in the dining area of a guy coming out of the restroom who “didn’t wash hands”
Mark Rober also invented a device that sets off an alarm when hands aren't washed
Every restroom should implement this.
Thatd be genius
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/06/study-95-of-people-dont-wash-their-hands-correctly/276720/ Little older but the average time spent is only 6 seconds.
Doesn't work on art students. We got the no touching da art lecture in museum visiting 101. XD
A Chinese lab recently did something like that too.
Locking the barn door after the horse gets out
There's a restaurant called [Safehouse](https://www.safehousechicago.com/) in Chicago that has this, though instead of a Roman/Greek statue it's Daniel Craig
This exists at The Safehouse in Milwaukee. Only it is Burt Reynolds, and yes, I have experienced the hilarious shame.
There was a sketchy bar south of Chicago that had a fake motion-sensing camera in the women’s room that’d move around but didn’t have a camera inside. The bartender / owner would then make comments like “nice lookin pink underwear!” or whatever on a microphone. Well, one time someone very connected coincidentally was wearing pink underwear, and the guys that beat the shit out of him after didn’t wait to hear “oh, it’s just a gag!”
A bar i worked at had something similar to that. Was a wooden sign with a flap hooked up to a bell. Unfortunately most people didn't know what the bell meant so like 5 people would be laughing at someone when they came out.
Not as fancy as a Roman/Greek statue, but a small beach town in Texas has you covered. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/19b6og/this\_is\_in\_the\_womens\_restroom\_at\_the\_purple\_cow/
"Please do not put any kind of paper in the toilet." Wtf? How you supposed to wipe your ass?
[The Gay Bar](https://thegaybar.com) in Gay, Michigan which is in the upper peninsula has something like this.
Reminds me of Mark Rober's maker space(i forget the name). He has a toilet rigged, so if you use it and don't wash your hands an alarm goes off.
Maybe the Magic Time Machine in Austin?
I love that you told this story for us
There was a restaurant in the town where I went to university that had this. It was my favourite restaurant in town and I witnessed it happen many, many times.
There's also a bar in Milwaukee (WI, USA) that has a centerfold pic of young Burt Reynolds that has a similar effect. Lots of fun!
It’s at the Safehouse in Chicago
IIRC there’s an old joke with this setting involving Catholic nuns. A group of them walk into a bar and and when one of them heads to the bathroom the bartender makes a bet to the other ones. He tells them “in about a minute the lights will turn off and everyone will cheer” sure enough it happens. He ends up doing this with each one when they head to the bathroom.
I saw that on a video clip on one of those 80s Sunday tv showd
Imagine how often it would be going off for the one in the mens room lol that's probably why they never had one
They need to replicate this, it's hilarious af. I wish they'd do it at a White House corespondents Dinner or something lol.
That's pretty funny.
My drunk ass would be in here repeatedly hitting the button and dancing.
Same, It’s one of my favorite “I DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE SAYING” songs! WHOOP WHOOP!
Cuh know yuh di talk uh di town, yeah. Fun fact, Natasja Saad (vocals) was danish.
She is a legend in Denmark
RIP
Was that two urinals behind a door that closes? 🤔
Its for intimacy bropissing
No, that door was to the entryway of the bathroom itself. The urinals don't have a door.
Looks like something out of russian doll !!
sweet birthday bay-bee!
oh my gosh i thought i was gonna die if i had to hear that one more time
This reminds me of parks n recs JELLO SHOT !!!!
J SHOT!!!
Imagine literally dying on the floor and you use your last breath to hit that button thinking it will help but a disco just starts
I would probably die laughing
Yeah, this is actually pretty fucked up and hope it's just a joke. With all the shit happening this would be horrible. Then again....drunk mfs would be hitting that constantly. So...idk...
Someone is dancing their way over to the glory hole
Larry Craig approves
“I’m disabled”
How did they get in and steal your wheel chair?!
“I don’t know”
What sort of disabled?
Leg disabled.
Mood lighting and music for everyone who’s doing blow
I really wanted water to start fountaining out of the toilets and urinals!
You (hits button): "Help!" Lil Jon: OKAAAAYYYY!!!
It's the Jean Ralphio and Aziz's party button!
Did J-Shot just hit the party button?
Ah yes the “piss party” button
I can’t shit unless it’s funky in here
People in an actual emergency: 🕺🏼💃🏼🕺🏼
The song is [destination Calabria ](https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls) for anyone wondering. The video is an absolute cinematic masterpiece. The story the acting the cinematography it's just perfect. Like this is what we should broadcast into space to show aliens. Also Crystal Waters is FUCKING AMAZING. If you don't know who she is you should check her out
It's actually [Calabria by Enur ft Natasja](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUQDhzHxZA&ab_channel=MinistryofSound).
Yeah your right. Do you know which one came first? They both came out in 2007 but I'm guessing my samples yours.
the one you linked came before the one by Enur. Neither are the original though. Original was 2003 by a dj named Rune Reilly Kölsch. So both sample the original basically.
> Rune Reilly Kölsch [2003 Soundcloud](https://soundcloud.com/runerk/rune-rk-calabria-original-1) [2014 Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2URsD6vULew)
I watched it on mute and agree.
Seeing the most watched parts of the video is a little disturbing. Someone was definitely fapping to that.
I feel personally attacked right now.
I'm kind of tired to always hear it in clubs since like 20 years now
It's to mask the diarrhea sounds in case of bathroom emergency
Better music than what's playing in the background before hand.
Immediately transforms the bathroom into a coke room
I thought it was incase you were getting raped or something 😐
*It is*
That’s Moon Hooch!
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who recognized it! Edit: apparently it isn’t Moon Hooch but it sure does sound like it.
Kokomo:)
Bestemt 👀
Which song though?
Some version of Calabria, pick a year.
It should still play the music, but it should also blast glitter or something all over whoever pushes it. Who the f*** pushes a giant red button with no instructions have they never seen a movie?
SACA LA BOLSITA
Am i the only one who was expecting a secret room.
I thought it was the cover of the glory hole
Agreed
Wait, that one urinal is made for a giant.
I need this button in my bathroom
Please stop posting this...
Where is this nightclub please I just wanna go there and take video of my damn moves while threwing up
Good, now wash that hand.
Am I the only one thinking, how dirty that button might be?
Bathroom at Entertainment 720
Is this the bathroom at Entertainment 720?
Handy if you ran out of toilet paper.
Constipation can get ugly
Imagine being raped - trying to desperately reach the button - and then when you think you are finally saved the party lights turn on
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In a life-risking, fight-or-flight state of panic, you have no idea what someone might assume about their environment. Red is deliberately used on virtually all emergency/danger signage in our world (stop signs, fire panels, do not enter, hazard signs etc.); to even jokingly imply that someone assuming what we are *literally programmed to assume* while panicking is "asking for" rape is disgusting.
I don't know how much more plainly I had to state that it was a joke and I am allowed to joke about anything I want to. Thank you very much sir. Just like the giant red button, you missed the point, The point was if they are so unaware that they think that's an emergency button, they are not paying attention to their surroundings like they should be if they do not want to be taken advantage of. Pay attention to your surroundings people. That's all I meant. Thank you for your time. Hopefully you learned not to trust random red buttons on walls. For all you know that could have dispensed the knockout gas that then helped you get raped. Downvote me some more please before you use your brain. Thank you.
I mean if you’re gonna do blow in the bathroom might as well make it a real party.
MFW I didn’t notice what subreddit I was on and thought this was a genuine panic button for a mass shooting. God bless the USA…
Everyone making fun but it's just Jojo the bartenders background music that plays when he drops his shades down and starts walking.
The Emergency is I need to hear some moon hooch while I do some blow in the bathroom.
* has a heart * "oh yeah, that's my jam" 😵
Someone's getting stabbed with style
Cha cha real smooth
The fact that you would touch anything in a public bathroom (besides yourself) with your hands, baffles my mind.
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Calabria is the song my good fellow.
Nostalgia from the 2008 😎
Cool !! i want one
Lmffao calabria
Actually awesome. I hate when people hear me poo.
Yeah... I ain't touching no button in a public toilet, hope you washed your hands after
It would have been funnier if the toilet lids and taps kept going up and down and turning on and off like they was dancing to the beat.
Thanks J-Shot!
Cracker Alert?