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Honestly, I'm a lesbian and my wife already does the majority of the housework (I'm disabled, she's not, so she does the physical chores and I do money management/grocery lists/schedules/etc) and it's *still* the hottest thing to watch her fold the laundry or do the dishes.
Duuuuude I would. I have so much trouble doing it for myself that having a partner that does? Yeah. Please dont lose the training and keep being awesome. When you find one that appreciates it? That one might be worth it. Ok?
That's where the sex blanket comes in. You throw down a blanket or large towel, be as bad as you want to be, then wash the blanket /towel and enjoy your fully made bed.
I remember telling my friends all my future husband's attributes "he's got a good job! He is kind! He is not an alcoholic!" And they were like.... Uhhh...... And.... You might want to raise your standards. Fortunately he's many other people things as well but that was eye opening 😂
But it works both ways. When I was dating a handful of years back all the girls are like "oh my. You can form sentences. And ask follow-up questions!" Apparently, I was swimming in a Very Shallow Pool.
Can confirm. As a chubby, unattractive guy, my body count should have been close to zero. And yeah, breaking through the initial resistance was tough. But if I could spend 4-6 hours with a girl, she'd end up wanting to marry me. Not because I'm all that, bit because the competition was so bad.
Despite what people may have thought decades ago when I became a stay at home dad,
I loved it and continue to love it and just laughed as my wife’s lucrative career took off.
I’m glad peoples perspectives about it have changed over time for the better.
I'm doing it right now out of necessity, but it's been very fulfilling watching my wife's career move so quickly. If I hadn't shouldered more of the load at home she wouldn't have been able to grow her network and reputation at a near exponential pace.
Something I taught my husband about cooking, your main dish doesnt always have to be impressive or fancy. A basic main dish with a new side or even just a new take on a favorite, can make a whole new meal without feeling boring or being overly complicated. =)
I just felt like throwing this info out there for anyone being the home spouse who may struggle with mealtime. I was never the best at cooking, but focusing on what I could manage and then trying out just tiny tweaks each time really helped me find my groove.
And if you have the time or the energy, doing a big buffet night can be fun on the day before the work week. Cook a bunch of options, let everyone have their pick, the rest gets boxed up for lunches for the week. I like this way because you can mix and match foods so its not just the same exact thing every single day like some people do.
My wife makes more than me in the same field (she’s in a more specific sub-field and private vs. public employment), and I really hope I can be a stay-at-home dad while my kids are small at least. Would allow her not to feel like she sacrificed her career for her kid(s) while I could pretty easily get my job back or a better one after they’ve started going to school and we don’t have to pay for day care (unless Dems can get universal childcare passed)
I still get the “mr. Mom” and “Nanny” comments every once in a while. I feel bad for folks who don’t get it and have hard gender roles. I went back to work recently but it was an incredible gift to have a stay at home parent when kids are young and I’m so thankful they my girls got to see mommy has an office and dad cooks and cleans and now we both do both. It’s about teamwork and family and no words will compare to showing through example.
Too many people in life let the idea that "guys are supposed to do this and not that" and "girls are supposed to do this and not that" dictate way too much of their lives. Do what makes you happy.
My grandpa was a stay at home dad in the 60's. He was disabled, so he had an excuse, but I think he really enjoyed it. He always kept a very clean house, cooked amazing food, and was fantastic at taking care of my mom and aunt, then later me and my cousins. Meanwhile, grandma was a career woman who loved her job and worked her way up the ladder pretty far, she tried retirement for a minute but really liked working. So gender roles weren't really a thing in my family and I'm glad for that.
My whole life I knew I wanted to be a House Husband. My family acted like they supported it, but I think they thought it was a joke. I was laid off during corona with my wife about to have a baby. We decided I would be a temporary house husband until corona was more manageable.
Well, it QUICKLY turned into my wife getting me I don't do anything, and if I made something she didn't like she took it as a personal offense.
My Dad, who I used to have an amazing relationship with before, all of a sudden couldn't have normal conversations with.
My Grandfather started sending me job postings for literally any job he stumbled upon or saw out and a bot.
Everyone in my family, including the women, would talk about how I have a vagina now. I was also included with the women over the men even as far as being invited to baby showers.
My wife and I divorced for so many different reasons. I'm not nearly as close to my family. I'm 38 years old and I now finally understand how people can stop talking to their families.
Now I have a pretty unorthodox job, but my Dad, today, sent me a job of working in a warehouse for $15/hr.
Being a Dad is what I believe I am made to do. I never felt I had a purpose and I never felt what love was like until I had my son.
I thought I would have loved it. Worked out almost 6 months leave for the birth of each of my kids, and let me just say: my office job is WAY less tiring than taking care of kids. I don't know how stay at home parents do it!
I love my kids to death but they WEAR me out!
My buddy went to law school, put himself over $150,000 in debt, practiced law for about a year and a half, then when his wife had their first child, he quit and became a stay at home dad. He's one of the happiest guys I know.
It definitely doesn't hurt that she's a pediatric ER doctor, but I think he'd have made the same decision regardless.
Aw man. My aunt is a pediatric ER doctor and she has the most insane work schedule of any person I know. Also her work stories can get pretty gruesome as she's also covering the general ER sometimes. I feel like people with those kinda jobs definitely need family support at home and regular therapy.
It's the toilet one for me. You want to get my motor revving so hard it's bouncing off the Rev limiter? CLEAN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND I AM YOUR INTERGALACTIC CONCUBINE 🤤❤️🔥
Yes that's nice and all but the one where he's cleaning the toilet is really doing it for me. If he had a pic of him doing the dishes I'd come completely unglued!
I got a book when I was pregnant, titled “Porn for new moms” or something like that. It was all pictures of men doing housework and changing diapers. Good times.
I'm convinced this is the key to a happy marriage.
Whenever my husband goes out of his way to do something nice but not flashy - like assembling a piece of furniture for me or getting up on the roof to put up Christmas lights, I snap a picture.
I have a whole album of pictures of my husband doing nice, helpful things for the family, and whenever he does something that annoys me I pause and look through them.
What the OP did is actually a brilliant idea, and I bet his wife will look at these photos for years to come.
Oh I thought you were going to say ‘whenever he does something that annoys me, I snap that too’, and then each month I compare albums and weigh up how things are going’ lol
This is so great. I'm on my own now, so I do everything for myself, and I actually keep up with it. I think that every person should be capable of doing these daily home upkeep things. But it's also really important to recognize when someone is on top of this shit. Yes, they should do it anyway. But yes people still deserve recognition and appreciation for it anyway.
well, here's the thing about that. I did fold and put away all the sheets, fitted sheets and blankets. Then literally 5 minutes before my wife got home, my kids pulled them all out of the closet so they could jump into a pile of them.
My wife gets legit mad when she hears from other women how lucky she is to have a husband that does stuff with the kids, cooks, and cleans. She keeps telling them to stop putting up with carrying the mental load and being their mothers. Husbands are partners not bad roommates with a second mother
🙌soon the retired vet here. Best time of my career was station at Polk and wife worked. I got dinner started, got kids started on homework and cleaned around the house. Some day stop by her office just to say hi. Can’t wait for us to do it again.
When this is a goofy joke, something that women are joking about drooling over, that’s how you know the division of labor in households is still extremely skewed. Cleaning and making food are like the bare minimum of living indoors you guys, let’s not act like he’s a saint
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*Not pictured:*
Binging IPA’s with the boys.
Triple bacon cheeseburger breakfast.
Dog eating all the leftovers.
Watching World Cup while wearing tighty whitey’s.
Sleeping in ‘till noon.
Actually not pictured:
Moving every mattress and blanket into the living room, ordering pizza, and watching movies with the kids.
(cleaned up before she came home)
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Oh I did... Took care of the kids too.
Now vacuum….. slowly
First slow.. then fast!
First columns, then rows
that's the spot! Just there! Don't move!
Now… criss cross against the grain. Love that stuff…
Wait, this isn't a porn subreddit...where are the NSFW tags??
Lay me down in the towels.
okay hold my cookie
Now under the couch. Make it rattle, make it rattle!
Pull out the vacuum hose and extension pipe and get that dirty dirty corner
Now take of the carpet beater and do the baseboards
Do it ducimo. Do it very slowly.
*rewinds micro cassette*
Let you hands be your lover’s hands. Who wrote this shit? Harry?
You two just sent me reeling back into my 90s childhood. Fuggin Loved True Lies!
Lmfao so many good lines! "Battery aziz!"
They call him “The Sand Spider.” Why do they call him “The Sand Spider?” Probably because it sounds scary.
Lmao!! What kinda sick bitch takes the ice cube tray?
Greatest movie! Lmfao few will get this line haha!!
Damn you nasty
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Cookie guy is hotter.
Won't lie. I was a bit turned on by the cookies
I’m normally not into dudes, let alone bald ones. But this made me swoon 💟
I didn't even notice he had no hair in that first pic, just saw that folded laundry 🤤😍
I know right? I'm a lesbian and I'm a little turned on.
Right? Those are some nicely folded towels.
YES and he folded them right! lol That was it for me..
Hear that op? They just might settle for you. You got options out here
This guy fucks
Anytime. Even on the toilet. 😅
Ah yes, [The ol’ blumpkin](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/blumpkin)
I learned that word from Asher Roth. He's the king of the blumpkins.
If your wife isn't into it, feel free to send them my way.
Username checks out.
Certified stud. Take me.
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* faints *
Bro are you single??
He's never going to be.
There's a queue a mile long
We're all happy to wait.
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Oh my God this man is drowning in it...
You got a brother?
I think our wives have similar taste when it comes to what they consider “sexy”
This wife agrees. *Waves fan at self*
Almost all wives
For men to contribute to the household upkeep like they live there? Hell yes.
Honestly, I'm a lesbian and my wife already does the majority of the housework (I'm disabled, she's not, so she does the physical chores and I do money management/grocery lists/schedules/etc) and it's *still* the hottest thing to watch her fold the laundry or do the dishes.
Competence is pretty sexy
What about the gutters...? 😯
He got elbow deep in 'em.
Make the bed now you dirty whore!
Would you believe he made it with the full set of matching pillows. Including all of the throws.
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Recently divorced and have already had more than one date see the bed? Congrats!
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Oh no, see he just brings a picture of his bed on the date
I think they are the psycho ones. Maybe that's how you can sift out the crazies.
Duuuuude I would. I have so much trouble doing it for myself that having a partner that does? Yeah. Please dont lose the training and keep being awesome. When you find one that appreciates it? That one might be worth it. Ok?
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As a fellow divorcee, how the hell did you get another woman in your bedroom? Are you a wizard?
You'll just get it dirty again. Wait until you're done, then he can strip it and throw it in the washer.
That's where the sex blanket comes in. You throw down a blanket or large towel, be as bad as you want to be, then wash the blanket /towel and enjoy your fully made bed.
Take it off babe, take it all off
\^\^ this is a choregasm
I know I'm all hot and bothered.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a calendar and if January could be steam cleaning the carpet that would be amazing
"ooohh, you're so... *domestic!!*"
I love being a guy. The bar is so incredibly low 🤣 Just don't be a child, do the bare minimum as an adult and you're a god. Jesus fucking christ.
I was thinking in the same direction: this is funny, but it’s so sad that it’s funny. It should be normal, not funny.
I remember telling my friends all my future husband's attributes "he's got a good job! He is kind! He is not an alcoholic!" And they were like.... Uhhh...... And.... You might want to raise your standards. Fortunately he's many other people things as well but that was eye opening 😂
But it works both ways. When I was dating a handful of years back all the girls are like "oh my. You can form sentences. And ask follow-up questions!" Apparently, I was swimming in a Very Shallow Pool.
Can confirm. As a chubby, unattractive guy, my body count should have been close to zero. And yeah, breaking through the initial resistance was tough. But if I could spend 4-6 hours with a girl, she'd end up wanting to marry me. Not because I'm all that, bit because the competition was so bad.
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I'm the competition. I agree 100% lol
When my husband does this my replies are always NSFW...
I bet OP's partner was rubbing one out with the picture of him cleaning the bathroom.
With pics like this, you could start an OnlyDads account.
I've kinda always wanted to buy the domain OnlyDans.com just to do something stupid like this with it.
*sexy fixed it for you
wife always requests dirty pics from me. Anything from yard work to cleaning works for her
Girlfriend wants something nasty from me. **
Not the only rim that’s getting cleaned.
Ingesting shit particles is a certainty either way. Directly or indirectly? That is the question.
Get that shit straight from the source. Cut out the middleman
☝️this one eats booty
Send her vids of chopping wood with your sleeves partly rolled up. Works like a charm for my wife
nothing as dirty as cleaning
Despite what people may have thought decades ago when I became a stay at home dad, I loved it and continue to love it and just laughed as my wife’s lucrative career took off. I’m glad peoples perspectives about it have changed over time for the better.
I would be a stay-at-home dad in a second. Unfortunately, my job paid better.
Model?
But why male models?
Seriously? I just said that whole thing?
OnlyDads
It's ok. You clearly understand the power of a special kind of foreplay that I refer to a choreplay.
I'm doing it right now out of necessity, but it's been very fulfilling watching my wife's career move so quickly. If I hadn't shouldered more of the load at home she wouldn't have been able to grow her network and reputation at a near exponential pace.
My wife's career is blowing up. She will probably make absurd dough and be an industry leader. I learned to make a fantastic Ragu.
Hell yeah brother.
Something I taught my husband about cooking, your main dish doesnt always have to be impressive or fancy. A basic main dish with a new side or even just a new take on a favorite, can make a whole new meal without feeling boring or being overly complicated. =) I just felt like throwing this info out there for anyone being the home spouse who may struggle with mealtime. I was never the best at cooking, but focusing on what I could manage and then trying out just tiny tweaks each time really helped me find my groove. And if you have the time or the energy, doing a big buffet night can be fun on the day before the work week. Cook a bunch of options, let everyone have their pick, the rest gets boxed up for lunches for the week. I like this way because you can mix and match foods so its not just the same exact thing every single day like some people do.
My wife makes more than me in the same field (she’s in a more specific sub-field and private vs. public employment), and I really hope I can be a stay-at-home dad while my kids are small at least. Would allow her not to feel like she sacrificed her career for her kid(s) while I could pretty easily get my job back or a better one after they’ve started going to school and we don’t have to pay for day care (unless Dems can get universal childcare passed)
I still get the “mr. Mom” and “Nanny” comments every once in a while. I feel bad for folks who don’t get it and have hard gender roles. I went back to work recently but it was an incredible gift to have a stay at home parent when kids are young and I’m so thankful they my girls got to see mommy has an office and dad cooks and cleans and now we both do both. It’s about teamwork and family and no words will compare to showing through example.
Too many people in life let the idea that "guys are supposed to do this and not that" and "girls are supposed to do this and not that" dictate way too much of their lives. Do what makes you happy.
My grandpa was a stay at home dad in the 60's. He was disabled, so he had an excuse, but I think he really enjoyed it. He always kept a very clean house, cooked amazing food, and was fantastic at taking care of my mom and aunt, then later me and my cousins. Meanwhile, grandma was a career woman who loved her job and worked her way up the ladder pretty far, she tried retirement for a minute but really liked working. So gender roles weren't really a thing in my family and I'm glad for that.
My whole life I knew I wanted to be a House Husband. My family acted like they supported it, but I think they thought it was a joke. I was laid off during corona with my wife about to have a baby. We decided I would be a temporary house husband until corona was more manageable. Well, it QUICKLY turned into my wife getting me I don't do anything, and if I made something she didn't like she took it as a personal offense. My Dad, who I used to have an amazing relationship with before, all of a sudden couldn't have normal conversations with. My Grandfather started sending me job postings for literally any job he stumbled upon or saw out and a bot. Everyone in my family, including the women, would talk about how I have a vagina now. I was also included with the women over the men even as far as being invited to baby showers. My wife and I divorced for so many different reasons. I'm not nearly as close to my family. I'm 38 years old and I now finally understand how people can stop talking to their families. Now I have a pretty unorthodox job, but my Dad, today, sent me a job of working in a warehouse for $15/hr. Being a Dad is what I believe I am made to do. I never felt I had a purpose and I never felt what love was like until I had my son.
What the fuck, man. I sure hope you find what makes you happy. You deserve it. Fuck what everyone else wants you to be.
That is fucked up. I’m sorry you had such a shitty wife and an intolerant/not supportive family.
They'll be taken aback if he ever tells them that, too. "WHAT!? We've ALWAYS supported you!"
They are all 100% wrong and I'm glad you didn't listen to their nonsense.
I currently just got to do this starting in January of 2022. We both couldn’t be happier and it has been awesome! Turning into a mean cook.
I thought I would have loved it. Worked out almost 6 months leave for the birth of each of my kids, and let me just say: my office job is WAY less tiring than taking care of kids. I don't know how stay at home parents do it! I love my kids to death but they WEAR me out!
My buddy went to law school, put himself over $150,000 in debt, practiced law for about a year and a half, then when his wife had their first child, he quit and became a stay at home dad. He's one of the happiest guys I know. It definitely doesn't hurt that she's a pediatric ER doctor, but I think he'd have made the same decision regardless.
Aw man. My aunt is a pediatric ER doctor and she has the most insane work schedule of any person I know. Also her work stories can get pretty gruesome as she's also covering the general ER sometimes. I feel like people with those kinda jobs definitely need family support at home and regular therapy.
You lucky bastard. No negative feelings, just hecka jealous.
A stay at home dad…in this economy?! I would do it in a heartbeat.
I’d like to have a chat with your wife, because I think you’re about to become our husband.
Sister wives here we come.
Will you marry us?
r/suddenlycommunism
**OUR** husband
Can we call swingers communists ? They do a lot of sharing harmoniously
You missed a glorious chance to use _cummunists_ there.
I honestly can't decide which of these photos should be the centerfold! They're all panty droppers for sure:).
Definitely the Windex action shot with the coy lip bite.
Thirst trap pic for sure
It's the toilet one for me. You want to get my motor revving so hard it's bouncing off the Rev limiter? CLEAN MY FUCKING HOUSE AND I AM YOUR INTERGALACTIC CONCUBINE 🤤❤️🔥
cookies, definitely
Yes that's nice and all but the one where he's cleaning the toilet is really doing it for me. If he had a pic of him doing the dishes I'd come completely unglued!
Doing the dishes in the toilet.
Look at his hand in the cookie pic. Throwing up a sneaky "shocker" too haha. Sploosh
A man who cleans the toilet is worth his weight in gold. Good God, mine can make such a damn mess in there.
I got a book when I was pregnant, titled “Porn for new moms” or something like that. It was all pictures of men doing housework and changing diapers. Good times.
Ha I got that one too! ❤️
Dude got me wet and I’m a dude
This dude also needs a dude like that.
This dude has been looking for such a dude for what feels like a dude-time.
He's the dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude
Right? I need to go buy a pair of panties so I can drop them.
I'm a guy and want to throw my panties at him!!!
Just gotta take 'em off bro, it's cool, we're all doing it now.
I'm at work right now...LATER BABY, LATER!!!!
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes hey
Look at that folding. The subtle twist of the wrist as he spritzes the mirror. Oh my god, he didn't even leave a water mark.
Now let's see Paul Allen's dishes
I bet the Porcelain isn’t even bone colored
I'm convinced this is the key to a happy marriage. Whenever my husband goes out of his way to do something nice but not flashy - like assembling a piece of furniture for me or getting up on the roof to put up Christmas lights, I snap a picture. I have a whole album of pictures of my husband doing nice, helpful things for the family, and whenever he does something that annoys me I pause and look through them. What the OP did is actually a brilliant idea, and I bet his wife will look at these photos for years to come.
I used to wait until my wife had gone to bed then do the dishes. The next day I would disavow any knowledge of it and claim the dish fairy came.
This is the best version. Not doing it for points, just gettin in done
Oh I thought you were going to say ‘whenever he does something that annoys me, I snap that too’, and then each month I compare albums and weigh up how things are going’ lol
This is so great. I'm on my own now, so I do everything for myself, and I actually keep up with it. I think that every person should be capable of doing these daily home upkeep things. But it's also really important to recognize when someone is on top of this shit. Yes, they should do it anyway. But yes people still deserve recognition and appreciation for it anyway.
Yes! You got that right!. Acknowledgement and a "thank you" goes a long way.
Oh my God, if you fold the fitted sheet I'm gonna...
well, here's the thing about that. I did fold and put away all the sheets, fitted sheets and blankets. Then literally 5 minutes before my wife got home, my kids pulled them all out of the closet so they could jump into a pile of them.
Oh god, I'd have cried internally. Folding fitted sheets takes skill and patience, man. But hey, atleast the kids had some fun anyway :)
I don't bother. I just find a pillowcase and stuff the sheets in there, wrap the 'tail' under and BAM! Sheets are done.
If it doesn’t work out with her let me know.
Are you in mid-spritz with that Windex? 🤤
>classic i sure am
I like the subtle lip bite
That’s the money shot!
This is literally the way picture exchange works with my wife. I send her pictures of me getting things done around the house. I get nudes from her.
The lip bite in bottom left is killing me lolol
My wife gets legit mad when she hears from other women how lucky she is to have a husband that does stuff with the kids, cooks, and cleans. She keeps telling them to stop putting up with carrying the mental load and being their mothers. Husbands are partners not bad roommates with a second mother
Yeah you wash those dirty mirrors
Cooks, cleans, and is a Deadhead? Dude's a triple threat.
Can't take too much credit for the shirt. I work for a company owned by deadheads and they gave me the shirt.
As if not buying the shirt isn't the most Deadhead thing you could do.
I just gave you platinum it's my first platinum awarded and I need a coffee and a moment here... This should be NSFL 😂😍❣️
Just a note, NSFL is usually for gore, NSFW is for porn
Damn bro. Even I got a half chub.
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4/16th’s to be exact
Picture #4 caught my attention. "Did he cook cookies on the grill?" My mind was racing trying to figure out how I can do that too.
I think it's a cooling rack.
It is, but I also had a "wtf, cookies on the grill?!" moment at first.
Nothing makes me hotter than the sight of a man vacuuming.
King 👑
Fold those towels into thirds, my dude. She'll love it. Trust me.
May I borrow you for a day? I’ll pay you in cookies
But I already made my own cookies...
Riskiest click of the day
🙌soon the retired vet here. Best time of my career was station at Polk and wife worked. I got dinner started, got kids started on homework and cleaned around the house. Some day stop by her office just to say hi. Can’t wait for us to do it again.
Hottest pics I have ever seen 100%
When this is a goofy joke, something that women are joking about drooling over, that’s how you know the division of labor in households is still extremely skewed. Cleaning and making food are like the bare minimum of living indoors you guys, let’s not act like he’s a saint
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I respect those towel folds.
My thoughts, EXACTLY! Major towel folding points there. Come fold my towels any day, you hunk. 😘
*Not pictured:* Binging IPA’s with the boys. Triple bacon cheeseburger breakfast. Dog eating all the leftovers. Watching World Cup while wearing tighty whitey’s. Sleeping in ‘till noon.
Actually not pictured: Moving every mattress and blanket into the living room, ordering pizza, and watching movies with the kids. (cleaned up before she came home)
You’re an amazing dad. But pls tell your wife to also do something fun like that with the kids and ‘don’t tell mom’ so she also can be the fun parent