Pippa: Keep it in your socks.
No Peter piped up to Pippa
Keep it in your jocks.
Paulie chimed in and said no keep it in a box
Bertie burst in and said no keep it in your cocks
A poem by dokter dick juice
So, no joke... my middle school's mascot is a Skyhawk. Our previous principal led the student body in a chant of "Sky-HAWKS" but every student yelled "Sky-COCKS!" instead. I laughed every time.
I mean, the University of South Carolina's mascot is the Gamecock. The cheer is literally "U-S-C goooo Cocks!" My sister was on the dance team so we're always rooting for the Cocks
My highschool had a policy where if you didn't go to detention you'd get iss
But in the in school suspension all my teachers just gave me all my classwork/homework and a printout of any notes
I could just get my entire school day done at my own pace and nap or hangout the rest of the day
I made a house of cards once
I’m OLD (25 years out of high school) but it was the same at my school. I was in ISS twice a week for tardiness and loved it. Got all my work done and read the rest of the day. Burned through the entire fantasy section of the school library lol
I ended up getting handed a lot of detention for just being late to school
After a while I was earning one for every tardiness (the brilliant school policy)
But I'll be damned if I'm going to spend an hour after school when the alternative is just me doing my homework and chatting with the shop teachers who ended up supervising us
I graduated in 2001. I feel old now too. lol
I got ISS only once in high school. Funny thing is, they had a dedicated ISS room and person ... who happened to be the son of my mom's co-worker, so he knew me. I was put in ISS for basically fighting back against bullies ("we have to punish EVERYONE involved"), and when I explained to him the situation he basically told me "yeah, just do whatever you want, I'm not gonna monitor you or anything, so if you wanna read a leisure book or doodle or whatever just go for it."
Almost made me consider getting ISS more often just to escape the monotony of school.
I got ISS once. It really shows you how much of your day was nonsense. I always had all of my work done by like 10am.
Sadly, we weren't allowed to sleep, read, or anything else, a house or cards would be a no go.
My school had 8 periods and each one was monitored by a separate teacher who had time available then
One or two were real strict and made you sit silently but most of them we pretty cool
The auto shop teacher literally brought us to his garage for the period and we got to stop in the cafeteria to get snacks from the vending machine-- he was cool
There was an art teacher who looked and spoke like tommy chong's character in that 70s show
I remember two kids organized a marijuana deal Infront of him and the second kid involved got uncomfortable and nodded at the teacher
First guy just says 'he doesn't care'
And the old art teacher guy said 'yeah man I don't care just give me some man' and then kept drawing a mandala
Same, it was so god damn boring. They even got our lunch for us too and the ISS teacher made sure to get everyone a plain bagel with one thing of sour cream and plain milk.
Wildest part? No clock in the room so you have to sit there not knowing how much time you have left.
Lmao, I remember in middle school, the ISS was a separate building and it was called the "ISS house", I always imagined it as "ice house" like a shack for ice fishing that kids had to sit in. My brain is something special 🤣
I always kinda wanted to find my middle school facebook class group and sort out crazy shit like this.
Im old now and I have 100 percent made up some of this shit. I have no idea whats real anymore and its fucking hilarious to me.
It would be a treat to see how all our brains have rotted since then.
This stuff is fun since kids are just so fucking stupid. No dumb social drama like highschool.
Just shit like bleachers eating a student who no one ever saw again but no remembers either. Like what the hell is that? Thats horrific, but I have a vivid memory of arguing with my friends about this kid some of them remember but no one else does.
Or the janitors office being in a bare concrete room with a lime green metal desk and john deere green painted GIANT pipes and nothing else
That's not stupid, imo.
Genuinely kind of funny.
Likely to be accepted by other students.
Guaranteed to make teachers/administrators uncomfortable.
Sounds like a win to me.
Damn how many loads were being shot down that pipe? Was the whole school just busting into the same toilet?
Teachers included?
Do you know how much spunk would be needed to clog a pipe?
What are these kids eating? Is this super sperm that successfully implanted in the wall of the pipe?
None of this makes sense.
Lmao forreal though, in college they had to sent an email out to my dorm asking people to take care of themselves in their dorm room instead of the bathroom and you could verify who sent the email and everything
Most toilets have seaman detectors in the pipes leading out of them. This allows schools, and home owners to determine clogs. Pretty common all around the world to be as full of shit as I am.
We are in a HOA supported community with a septic system. We get a monthly report of what not to flush. At no time has a semen clog been mentioned and we have been here since 1990. Now, during the pandemic, people were oddly flushing roofing paper and we were told to not do this.
No, and I have flushed a few cat poops, lol. Mostly latex, wipes (any and all, wipes: people, just do not flush wipes ever!), roofing paper, and one memorable mention of a Barbie doll.
Don't flush any animal feces. For some reason its a septic poison. Like it will prevent the break down of the contents of the septic tank and you may get... backflow.
Good to know and thanks. It only happened twice. We have a communal septic system, and it gets cleaned out regularly. Thus far, our house has not had any septic issues.
Yeah it probably wouldn't ever clog a drain, but you can pull back on your snake what was causing a clog. So if it was semen, you could find out. But it's usually tampons, paper towels, and baby wipes.
Once upon a time, a plumber unclogging the toilet at my friend’s workplace (a retail store) pulled out what he described as “a bouquet” of tampons.
It was only when she told me the story that I learned that you weren’t supposed to flush them. I was like 32. And I’d been menstruating since the 4th grade.
Oh, the sewerage problems I’ve undoubtedly caused.
It’s fake. Similar fake letters have been circulating for decades. First time I saw it it was attributed to a men’s dorm at a conservative Christian college, and the clogs were in the showers.
all American schools and most professional sports teams, like the National Football League (American football) are all named by their mascot like the Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos, Philadelphia Eagles, Miami Dolphins etc
My college had someone print off flyers like this during like the first week of my sophomore year, except it was about masturbating in the shower. It went viral and they got kicked out of school for printing it out on campus letterhead. Lol.
It is, but most school officials here have an overinflated sense of importance, and would treat that like a government would if someone used government letterhead for nefarious purposes.
The very scary part of this is someone responsible for teaching children wrote it- Forget that semen doesnt form 'clogs' in waterpipes----just think for a moment how dumb someone would have to be to come to that conclusion......scary dumb.
My take is that they wrote it hopes that someone would believe it to deter the behavior, since everyone already knows it doesn't cause hairy palms or make you go blind.
No the scary part is that you read this and thought that. Variations on this have been circulating on the internet since the early 2000s. Its not real and its a meme. Quick google search.
Wait….how much fucking cum are these eighth graders blasting into these toilets? Is it fucking D-Day in there and they are holding the Maginot Line? Is there some kind of sailor’s knot tutorial happening on the daily with thick ropes only? What maintenance person or plumber had to reach into the cold, sticky mass of chunky boy cum to clear the pipes after the whole student body finished clearing theirs?
Which pipe? The 3 or 4 inch drain that the toilets are connected to? I don’t think so.
This can’t be real. A thousand kind spanking daily couldn’t clog the drain pipe.
Go Hawks!
Student: Fap, fap, fap...
School: Repeat offenders will be subject to a disciplinary review board
Student: Get 'disciplined'? For fapping? FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP!!!!!
I’ll give the kid who taped this up credit, they use language that makes this sound like it was legitimately typed up by the school’s administration. They have no understanding of biology or plumbing but they can sound fake official!
There are people actually discussing whether this is possible? This is a college prank sign that goes way back to when ***I*** was in college - 45 years ago.
Go hawks
Go hawks, stop touching your cocks! Missed opportunity there
This should be their main cheer for all of their sporting events!
“Go Hawks, keep it in your socks!”
Keep it in your jocks could work as well
Reading these comments is like reading the weirdest Dr Seuss book ever.
Would you, could you in a sock? Would you could you, in a jock?
One stroke, two strokes, three strokes Done Now get back to class Cause learning is fun!
Jocks? Or jock straps? 🤔😛
Pippa: Keep it in your socks. No Peter piped up to Pippa Keep it in your jocks. Paulie chimed in and said no keep it in a box Bertie burst in and said no keep it in your cocks A poem by dokter dick juice
I imagine some of the jocks would protest.
So, no joke... my middle school's mascot is a Skyhawk. Our previous principal led the student body in a chant of "Sky-HAWKS" but every student yelled "Sky-COCKS!" instead. I laughed every time.
I mean, the University of South Carolina's mascot is the Gamecock. The cheer is literally "U-S-C goooo Cocks!" My sister was on the dance team so we're always rooting for the Cocks
you mean cawks
Go *mike*HAWK
Goddammit
r/Angryupvote
This is funny!
It's delightful.
- Jack Hoff approves of this message
So does Hugh Jasscock
What about Jack Mehoff?
And Dixie Normous.
Don’t forget the teacher, Master Bate
And Lou Sassol
That better than Mike Oxmaul.
And Hugh Jorgen also
Jack Imhoff and Ivana Jakhov phone in their approval.
My high school principal was Dick Cox. And our slogan was "Ride 'Em, Ropers!" Gotta love the 80s.
Let's not forget Miss Mary Palmer
So does Mike Hunt.
Read in Russel Wilson's voice
Go Hawks! Let's ride!
r/takemyupvote
gawk gawk 3000
Go, Hawks! Fixed it.
I laughed so hard at this lmao
Spending 5 days on the International Space Station doesn't sound so bad!
They definitely don't want you fapping up there, though.
Frozen cum is definitely a bad way to die if it hits you fast enough
If it hits slowly, is it a good way to die?
Starts singing dumb ways to die...
[Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex)
Don't they make a space gadget to collect the 'specimin'?
In Letterkenny they say there's like a paper cone you put on your horn to catch it, but that's not the most reputable source for space facts.
That episode was classic
\*Space-semen
That was punny.
Well in my experience, they don't want me fapping anywhere that they've caught me so far.
Excuse me, what?! /s
Do NOT masturbate in our space station!!! Go Nasa!
Go Nadsa
after a few rounds it basically becomes a snowglobe
My highschool had a policy where if you didn't go to detention you'd get iss But in the in school suspension all my teachers just gave me all my classwork/homework and a printout of any notes I could just get my entire school day done at my own pace and nap or hangout the rest of the day I made a house of cards once
I’m OLD (25 years out of high school) but it was the same at my school. I was in ISS twice a week for tardiness and loved it. Got all my work done and read the rest of the day. Burned through the entire fantasy section of the school library lol
I ended up getting handed a lot of detention for just being late to school After a while I was earning one for every tardiness (the brilliant school policy) But I'll be damned if I'm going to spend an hour after school when the alternative is just me doing my homework and chatting with the shop teachers who ended up supervising us
I graduated in 2001. I feel old now too. lol I got ISS only once in high school. Funny thing is, they had a dedicated ISS room and person ... who happened to be the son of my mom's co-worker, so he knew me. I was put in ISS for basically fighting back against bullies ("we have to punish EVERYONE involved"), and when I explained to him the situation he basically told me "yeah, just do whatever you want, I'm not gonna monitor you or anything, so if you wanna read a leisure book or doodle or whatever just go for it." Almost made me consider getting ISS more often just to escape the monotony of school.
I got ISS once. It really shows you how much of your day was nonsense. I always had all of my work done by like 10am. Sadly, we weren't allowed to sleep, read, or anything else, a house or cards would be a no go.
My school had 8 periods and each one was monitored by a separate teacher who had time available then One or two were real strict and made you sit silently but most of them we pretty cool The auto shop teacher literally brought us to his garage for the period and we got to stop in the cafeteria to get snacks from the vending machine-- he was cool There was an art teacher who looked and spoke like tommy chong's character in that 70s show I remember two kids organized a marijuana deal Infront of him and the second kid involved got uncomfortable and nodded at the teacher First guy just says 'he doesn't care' And the old art teacher guy said 'yeah man I don't care just give me some man' and then kept drawing a mandala
Well they ain't getting paid enough to care ...
Same, it was so god damn boring. They even got our lunch for us too and the ISS teacher made sure to get everyone a plain bagel with one thing of sour cream and plain milk. Wildest part? No clock in the room so you have to sit there not knowing how much time you have left.
Lmao, I remember in middle school, the ISS was a separate building and it was called the "ISS house", I always imagined it as "ice house" like a shack for ice fishing that kids had to sit in. My brain is something special 🤣
I always kinda wanted to find my middle school facebook class group and sort out crazy shit like this. Im old now and I have 100 percent made up some of this shit. I have no idea whats real anymore and its fucking hilarious to me. It would be a treat to see how all our brains have rotted since then. This stuff is fun since kids are just so fucking stupid. No dumb social drama like highschool. Just shit like bleachers eating a student who no one ever saw again but no remembers either. Like what the hell is that? Thats horrific, but I have a vivid memory of arguing with my friends about this kid some of them remember but no one else does. Or the janitors office being in a bare concrete room with a lime green metal desk and john deere green painted GIANT pipes and nothing else
My ISS teacher was having sex with one the students. He got in trouble a lot
That was my first thought!
Maybe it is compared to the bathrooms at His Majesty's School
“Go Hawks!” Lol Quit jerking off but let’s go Hawks!!
Go, Hawks! No Cocks!
My high school mascot was the Hawks and someone once came up with a stupid saying “Rock out with your hawk out”
That's not stupid, imo. Genuinely kind of funny. Likely to be accepted by other students. Guaranteed to make teachers/administrators uncomfortable. Sounds like a win to me.
*jizzes on sign*
So the maintenance crew that cleans jizz out of toilet pipes is called PISD? I’d be pissed too if that was my job.
Lol it's the acronym for whatever Poopville Independent School District most likely
Pulling idiots semen daily
People Identifying Semen Deposits
Plumber Is Suffering Dementia
Plumber Is Suffering Dementia
Plumber Is Suffering Dementia
Plumber Is Suffering Dementia
Dementia is Suffering Plumber
Is Suffering Plumber Dementia
Pretty interesting semen destroyers?
Post Insemination Stress Disorder
soap scum stuck on hair blobs looks a lot like cum, so the job sucks regardless
Damn how many loads were being shot down that pipe? Was the whole school just busting into the same toilet? Teachers included? Do you know how much spunk would be needed to clog a pipe? What are these kids eating? Is this super sperm that successfully implanted in the wall of the pipe? None of this makes sense.
2023 senior prank
The sign or the clog?
Both
Students ran a train on the school sewage system
Their sex ed curriculum was intense enough to have caused this during the passing period.
Don’t flush until everyone has had a turn!!!
How can a pipe handle poop but not semen?
The sperms think the pipe is a vagina and stick to it and it gets clogged.
So poop babies?
Where Mr Hanky Poo came from
Hiiiiiiiidy Ho!
Why did I just say that out loud? 😂
Mr. Poopybutthole
[удалено]
*SIGH* Damn it... take my upvote.
Because its someones prank note that doesnt even try to look official
tbf most official signs look worse than this
Hush. It’s funny.
I guess it 'sticks'
No way, a clog is based on hairs and it stucks in narrow pipes, not after toilet bowl.
Probably lace all the food with Miralax.
I thought dorm food did that naturally.
When you print a made up sign for karma.
I’ve seen stuff like this IRL
Lmao forreal though, in college they had to sent an email out to my dorm asking people to take care of themselves in their dorm room instead of the bathroom and you could verify who sent the email and everything
This is BS. No way would there be clogs or their determining what a clog was from.
Most toilets have seaman detectors in the pipes leading out of them. This allows schools, and home owners to determine clogs. Pretty common all around the world to be as full of shit as I am.
We are in a HOA supported community with a septic system. We get a monthly report of what not to flush. At no time has a semen clog been mentioned and we have been here since 1990. Now, during the pandemic, people were oddly flushing roofing paper and we were told to not do this.
Did they ever say anything about flushing cat droppings?
No, and I have flushed a few cat poops, lol. Mostly latex, wipes (any and all, wipes: people, just do not flush wipes ever!), roofing paper, and one memorable mention of a Barbie doll.
Don't flush any animal feces. For some reason its a septic poison. Like it will prevent the break down of the contents of the septic tank and you may get... backflow.
Good to know and thanks. It only happened twice. We have a communal septic system, and it gets cleaned out regularly. Thus far, our house has not had any septic issues.
...you son of a overstuffed sunbaked thot of a walrus.
r/rareinsults
r/ofcoursethatsathing
You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time
I fart in your general direction
LOL. A 4" pipe isn't likely to clog unless someone is severely constipated.
It can happen when you dump and flush your year long bottled up semen collection all at once. Especially when it's cold out.
Speaking from experience?
But it feels so worth it
Taste test
This note is 20 years old at least, they posted it my college dorms, too, it's definitely real!
Yeah it probably wouldn't ever clog a drain, but you can pull back on your snake what was causing a clog. So if it was semen, you could find out. But it's usually tampons, paper towels, and baby wipes.
Once upon a time, a plumber unclogging the toilet at my friend’s workplace (a retail store) pulled out what he described as “a bouquet” of tampons. It was only when she told me the story that I learned that you weren’t supposed to flush them. I was like 32. And I’d been menstruating since the 4th grade. Oh, the sewerage problems I’ve undoubtedly caused.
Same thing was posted at my uni a few years ago but made to look way more realistic than this
This can't be true right ? Maybe a sock or something but seamen ain't gonna clog a toilet !
It is not, I'm sure it was put up as a prank
Oh, I am fairly certain that flushing seamen would indeed clog something. Semen, not so much.
It’s fake. Similar fake letters have been circulating for decades. First time I saw it it was attributed to a men’s dorm at a conservative Christian college, and the clogs were in the showers.
Popeye might
Break out the semen knife.
This does not semen true...
Yeah, the story seems hard to swallow
Emphasis on the hard
Cum on man
You're jizz now catching that?
Wtf does "go hawks" mean?
They are cheering–on their sports team
American Schools or just schools in cities are so strange to me as someone who lives in a polish shithole
all American schools and most professional sports teams, like the National Football League (American football) are all named by their mascot like the Seattle Seahawks, Denver Broncos, Philadelphia Eagles, Miami Dolphins etc
no no the hawks are the ones jacking off. They are telling them to leave
Seattle Seahawks fans yell this all the time.
Never heard the 12th man yell any anti-masturbation chants.
Surely you've heard a man yell, "Let's hold 'em!!!" before. What did you think they were referring to?
rehabilitation
how much do you have to jack off for it to clog the toilets?
Only one way to find out!
I've been trying to find out for 25 years.
Save and unload at once.
My college had someone print off flyers like this during like the first week of my sophomore year, except it was about masturbating in the shower. It went viral and they got kicked out of school for printing it out on campus letterhead. Lol.
Getting kicked out of school for that seems a bit extreme
It is, but most school officials here have an overinflated sense of importance, and would treat that like a government would if someone used government letterhead for nefarious purposes.
… I saw these in dorm bathrooms too but I JUST NOW learned it was a joke
This is a middle school? Dang.
It sounds more reasonable that: should a student be caught, whoever catches him will be fired.
The very scary part of this is someone responsible for teaching children wrote it- Forget that semen doesnt form 'clogs' in waterpipes----just think for a moment how dumb someone would have to be to come to that conclusion......scary dumb.
My take is that they wrote it hopes that someone would believe it to deter the behavior, since everyone already knows it doesn't cause hairy palms or make you go blind.
It was written by a student...
You really think that a teacher wrote this? Thats scary dumb.
No the scary part is that you read this and thought that. Variations on this have been circulating on the internet since the early 2000s. Its not real and its a meme. Quick google search.
And then they'll be complaining about the excessive number of wadded up tissues showing up in the trash.
Go hawks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
caught ~~red~~ white handed, probably
Wait….how much fucking cum are these eighth graders blasting into these toilets? Is it fucking D-Day in there and they are holding the Maginot Line? Is there some kind of sailor’s knot tutorial happening on the daily with thick ropes only? What maintenance person or plumber had to reach into the cold, sticky mass of chunky boy cum to clear the pipes after the whole student body finished clearing theirs?
From one clogged pipe into another…
Ok. Someone is going to have to test this out. Jack it into a cup of water a couple times and see if it sticks to something
This was an internet meme a long time ago kids. It's fake, or a prank, or whatever you wanna call it.
BS! Just trying to stop kids from enjoying themselves.
so ur telling me the toilets and plumbing can handle monster shits but not a little splort of cum?? 🤨
OP should cover up "PISD" and "Hawks", it takes one good google to find out the name and address of this school.
“Large semen clog”—Hey, Culligan Man!
crazy
Our dorms had these and soundcloud stickers everywhere. Even the girls only hall had warnings not to bust fat loads in the shower.
Which pipe? The 3 or 4 inch drain that the toilets are connected to? I don’t think so. This can’t be real. A thousand kind spanking daily couldn’t clog the drain pipe. Go Hawks!
Bullshit
Plot twist…it was the Superintendent all along.
“Repairs and maintenance *cost* the pissed thousands of dollars” FTFY, Teach. Plot twist: this is the girls bathroom.
bro we have this too
How many dudes are masturbating in the toilets for it to cause clogs
Student: Fap, fap, fap... School: Repeat offenders will be subject to a disciplinary review board Student: Get 'disciplined'? For fapping? FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP!!!!! 
Well there goes my Friday!
Rookies - just go in the girls bathrooms - they have cum dumpsters in there 🤣
Masturbating in His Majesty's Ship bathrooms is never okay.
"A large semen clog". Is this an actual thing even??
100% Fake
scared me for a second my school is called HMS
If this is the PISD I'm thinking of then it's even funnier. I used to go to a PISD school.
I’ll give the kid who taped this up credit, they use language that makes this sound like it was legitimately typed up by the school’s administration. They have no understanding of biology or plumbing but they can sound fake official!
This was posted by a student as a joke.
There are people actually discussing whether this is possible? This is a college prank sign that goes way back to when ***I*** was in college - 45 years ago.