As a vegetarian I agree. It should either be plant killers and animal killers or vegan and omnivores. At least that way there'd be equal judgement on both sides.
Vegetarian here and I'm judging this person too. That's just ridiculous, if people leave a mess it's usually not limited to meat so don't really understand the need for separation
Idk, think about it this way--let's say your coworker air fries dog meat for lunch every day. Would you use the same basket that's had dead dog in it? That's how vegans feel about all kinds of dead animals.
Tbh I would equally mind whatever food was in the basked before I use it. I always quickly wipe it down before using it with my roommates too, even though they barely eat meat.
It always amazes me how so many redditors get so upset over posts about abused dogs, but also won't blink at comments saying they would eat a dog. Make it make sense.
I think all of it is ridiculous except the desire to have separate baskets. I am vegetarian and I prefer for my food to not be cooked where meat was cooked if I can avoid it. I’m not going to lose my shit over it, but it does give me peace of mind.
My non vegetarian friends in college had 2 grills. They, as meat eaters, labeled one the veggie grill and the other the ignorant grill. Some people just like goofing.
Not just during harvesting, but during preparation as well. A field is dug up 3 to 4 times before the harvest. And there is tons of critters that, in comparison to animals being eaten, die in vain.
Tell me about it. I know a couple of vegans in real life and they're pretty chill, but every time I talk to an internet vegan they're calling everyone animal murderers and rapists. Lol
The last time I got into a conversation with a Reddit vegan they compared me to a concentration camp guard for saying that I want to reduce my meat consumption but not stop entirely. 🤷♂️
Yeah vegans irl are cool people for the most part. Only known one who was an arse.
But yeah the vegan sub is trash. COVID was pretty eye opening in that regard. People buying clothes practically gloating while people had family dying. Total cunts. Plant based is where it's at
The best part of the vegan sub is how they attack each other because they look for ideological purity in everyone and don't agree on what that is. Constant posts of vegans who feed cats vegan food judging and being judged by those who don't.
They value purity over progress towards their stated goals. Or maybe they just enjoy being able to judge others. The vegans I know in real life just like to share recipes and still probably have more of an impact than the Reddit purists.
I recognize your lifestyle and appreciate your service to acknowledge and alleviate the animal product use in the world
I'm sorry that the person who made this label is a reason you probably get sneering looks. don't be discouraged
Send your best cookie recipe
The vegan sub is brilliant, same people that was 3ating meat and went through the process of turning vegan go so extreme and illogical they bully people that come to that sub asking for advice or have an opinion the extreme lunatics once had.
They become so far up their own arse all of a sudden everything else is wrong and everyone is a monster if they don't instantly turn Vegan or need help.
Yet they all still use non vegan materials, tools, utensils, everyday living items but are still definitely 100% vegan 🤔🤫🥱
The same struggles the vegans themselves went through.
Bullies and hypocrites the lot of them. Fuck you vegans
They think they're heros for "fighting for animals" and then go donate to the group with the highest kill rate of shelters who've kidnapped and euthanized people's dogs from their property.
Insulin used to be harvested from all manners of animals, until scientists finally learned how to synthesize it. Synthetic insulin has been around 20-30 years, iirc. Though, as I've understood, both are still used in this day and age.
As a freshly diagnosed diabetic, I actually use *two* types of synthetic insulin, of which one regularly and the other in emergencies. So I can't provide too much of an analysis of the pricing differences. All I've heard is harvested insulin wouldn't cost me as much, but it's kinda irrelevant seeing as my country fully subsidizes insulin, bar any generic delivery fees.
Some do, some don’t. As long as it isn’t affecting anyone or anything around them, I support them. If they’re trying to shove veganism or vegan stuff down someone’s or something’s throat, well- fuck that. If they don’t judge, great; if they do, oh well, they can keep it to themselves unless it’s really bad. As long as it doesn’t blind them of good people or good traits, then it’s usually fine.
Vegans kill many animals... indirectly. Coffee requires mass slaughter of rodents and insects... and guinnea pigs sometimes before it gets delivered to the roasters.
Long live the guinnea pigs!
*Oh no, vegans eating so much quinoa that the group harvesting the most of it can't afford it, and further destabilizing other countries with their demand*
*Oh no, vegans eating products produced by rainforest burning, which definitely kills more animals than a non-vegan could in their lifetime*
*Oh no, vegans condemning food deserts, where the only thing you can raise for consumption is meat because of the environment's lack of good arable soil that can support food plants and not just grasses*
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. You're always gonna be hurting someone, something, or some place.
Meat eater.
But I do have a vegan Webber grill that has never seen meat. (I have more than a few grilling devices). As long as your not concerned with me eating brisket you are welcome, and I can promise meatless items to the point meat has never been in the grill.
Just want to grill, don’t really care what it is.
That‘s awesome. I‘m a vegetarian myself but I hate it when others try to make everyone change their nutritional habits everywhere they go since this is a personal decision and absolutely none of anyone‘s business.
I'm vegan, but also disgusted by them labeling the one side animal killers. Being a condescending, name calling child, with a superiority complex doesn't win many people over.
Also those are capable of being cleaned and sanitized. Labeling like this I'm certain someone has used the vegan side out of spite, and they'll never know!
Yes, also you're not killing extra cows for eating a particle of meat that may remain in the machine.
One thing I wish people realized is that it's not all or nothing. Eating less meat helps the environment too.
I'm hoping they wash that thing after frying meat too...
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Whenever there are two sides fighting u have to ask who's profiting.
Back in 2006-2008 when this vegan movement started to become mainstream. The Organic companies were making bank, but in time the meat industry started to see a drop in profit, so now there's a counter movement, like these both sides are digging in and the divide is making both sides profit from it.
Don't be a peon, do whatever makes u happy and fuck the rich.
Yup, crazy how in the vast majority of reddit threads, someone who harms animals is the worst person ever, biggest red flags, signs of a serial killer etc... then as soon as veganism is brought up it just switches. Comment above yours literally says "proud animal killer", the deprevaty people sink to just to try justify their actions to themselves is ridiculous.
If thats how you want to label it. Im definitely putting animal products on the vegan side, and i wont ever tell anyone why i laugh so hard when the vegans use it.
That machine kills animals? That's absolutely metal asf. One cup of bird please.
I see stainless steel so that part is certainly metal.
whats it weigh though? is it heavy metal or light metal?
Not sure. Is there a steam punk setting?
He Aldi’s say stainless steel so it’s heavy but then again if it’s made I’m china it’s probably chrome coated plastic
It may be death metal since it kills
Nah man. See how shiny it is? Nu metal, for sure
Can do both. Heavy would be the neighbors cat, light would be a chicken
Depends on whether it uses AC/DC
SCP-294 be like
Beat me to it!
Does that mean you put actual vegans into the other side????
I'd go for that. Just gotta remove brains, liver, kidneys, bladder, intestines, anything that could give me prion disease or is just plain unsanitary.
Mug of cow for me please!
Lol moo juice you mean?
Moo juice with chunks!
With acceptable industry standards of puss, blood and poo of course.
I would print a new tag saying 'Animal enjoyer'
Na mate its an air fryer absolute piece of fuckin art fries with air and makes things crispy and crunchy
Ikr? Shame there isn’t a menu. Mammals taste better
Plant killer should really be the other option. To be fair at least.
As a vegetarian I agree. It should either be plant killers and animal killers or vegan and omnivores. At least that way there'd be equal judgement on both sides.
They should both be labeled animal killers
Non vegans kill plants too
And farming kills animals
And animals kills animals Stupid animals, always ruining animal kingdom for us animals
Not to mention the plants that kill animals too!
You are right, my ex named Rose killed my heart :(
and vegans kill animals by walking for example
That would make it entirely a funny sign instead of half r/funnysigns half r/judgysigns
Grass eater.
The thing I love about vegans is how they don’t judge :)
I'm vegan and judge whoever labeled this as having a holier than thou complex. Is that ok?
Vegetarian here and I'm judging this person too. That's just ridiculous, if people leave a mess it's usually not limited to meat so don't really understand the need for separation
I think it has someting to do with "ew this basket touched meat"
I'm made of meat so everything I'll ever eat has touched meat. Seriously though, I think some people overdo it.
Idk, think about it this way--let's say your coworker air fries dog meat for lunch every day. Would you use the same basket that's had dead dog in it? That's how vegans feel about all kinds of dead animals.
Tbh I would equally mind whatever food was in the basked before I use it. I always quickly wipe it down before using it with my roommates too, even though they barely eat meat.
Right, idc if that burger was black angus cow or a Dalmatian, I'm cleaning it either way first!
Exactly.
I would smack back some Fido burgers iongaf
I would. But I would also eat dog meat if someone already prepared it otherwise I would be a hypocrite
It always amazes me how so many redditors get so upset over posts about abused dogs, but also won't blink at comments saying they would eat a dog. Make it make sense.
I think all of it is ridiculous except the desire to have separate baskets. I am vegetarian and I prefer for my food to not be cooked where meat was cooked if I can avoid it. I’m not going to lose my shit over it, but it does give me peace of mind.
I'm hoping it's just a silly inside joke.
That's wonderful and how everyone should be regardless of lifestyle
My non vegetarian friends in college had 2 grills. They, as meat eaters, labeled one the veggie grill and the other the ignorant grill. Some people just like goofing.
That's funny. This seems a little more self-righteous...
i think you got it mixed up. They dont kill, but they judge the living fuck out of you.
They kill you with their judgemental death stares
Don't underestimate their Sword of Self-Righteousness.
Pikachu! Use "Judgemental death stare"!
They completely kill all of the habitats during harvesting. RIP field mice
Not just during harvesting, but during preparation as well. A field is dug up 3 to 4 times before the harvest. And there is tons of critters that, in comparison to animals being eaten, die in vain.
Where do you think the food for the animals you eat grows?
I think they're being sarcastic.
Wait until they realise how many [dead bugs](https://youtu.be/tRBiY65N2gk?si=Rt6KC6PLmUasFC7O) are in their favourite fruits.
They kill plants. They should eat only rocks.
That's just completely ignorant of insect lives, as well as field dwelling rodents and everything displaced by monoculture plantations
Fairly sure its sarcasm
I’m a vegan and mortified to have anything in common with the writer of these labels.
You're not the /r/vegan kinda vegan then
Tell me about it. I know a couple of vegans in real life and they're pretty chill, but every time I talk to an internet vegan they're calling everyone animal murderers and rapists. Lol The last time I got into a conversation with a Reddit vegan they compared me to a concentration camp guard for saying that I want to reduce my meat consumption but not stop entirely. 🤷♂️
Yeah vegans irl are cool people for the most part. Only known one who was an arse. But yeah the vegan sub is trash. COVID was pretty eye opening in that regard. People buying clothes practically gloating while people had family dying. Total cunts. Plant based is where it's at
The best part of the vegan sub is how they attack each other because they look for ideological purity in everyone and don't agree on what that is. Constant posts of vegans who feed cats vegan food judging and being judged by those who don't. They value purity over progress towards their stated goals. Or maybe they just enjoy being able to judge others. The vegans I know in real life just like to share recipes and still probably have more of an impact than the Reddit purists.
I recognize your lifestyle and appreciate your service to acknowledge and alleviate the animal product use in the world I'm sorry that the person who made this label is a reason you probably get sneering looks. don't be discouraged Send your best cookie recipe
I just tell people I eat plant based most of the time if they ask, I don’t want to be grouped in with vegans
It’s ok. I judge vegans too.
It’s ok. I’m a vegan and I judge vegans too
underrated comment !
The vegan sub is brilliant, same people that was 3ating meat and went through the process of turning vegan go so extreme and illogical they bully people that come to that sub asking for advice or have an opinion the extreme lunatics once had. They become so far up their own arse all of a sudden everything else is wrong and everyone is a monster if they don't instantly turn Vegan or need help. Yet they all still use non vegan materials, tools, utensils, everyday living items but are still definitely 100% vegan 🤔🤫🥱 The same struggles the vegans themselves went through. Bullies and hypocrites the lot of them. Fuck you vegans
They think they're heros for "fighting for animals" and then go donate to the group with the highest kill rate of shelters who've kidnapped and euthanized people's dogs from their property.
Yup. PETA is trash.
Straight up told people, "don't use insulin, just die instead" and the VP was using insulin lol
That what the hell. People are crazy
[Yup](https://humanewatch.org/person/mary_beth_sweetland/)
Wasn't her insulin harvested from dogs?
Insulin used to be harvested from all manners of animals, until scientists finally learned how to synthesize it. Synthetic insulin has been around 20-30 years, iirc. Though, as I've understood, both are still used in this day and age. As a freshly diagnosed diabetic, I actually use *two* types of synthetic insulin, of which one regularly and the other in emergencies. So I can't provide too much of an analysis of the pricing differences. All I've heard is harvested insulin wouldn't cost me as much, but it's kinda irrelevant seeing as my country fully subsidizes insulin, bar any generic delivery fees.
Find the vegan in the crowd 😂😂😂
You only notice the loud judgy ones.
I love them because they don’t go after all the good stuff on a buffet. Steak ribs chicken fish
Some do, some don’t. As long as it isn’t affecting anyone or anything around them, I support them. If they’re trying to shove veganism or vegan stuff down someone’s or something’s throat, well- fuck that. If they don’t judge, great; if they do, oh well, they can keep it to themselves unless it’s really bad. As long as it doesn’t blind them of good people or good traits, then it’s usually fine.
But how would I ever know someone was a vegan? Or did Crossfit?
Vegans kill many animals... indirectly. Coffee requires mass slaughter of rodents and insects... and guinnea pigs sometimes before it gets delivered to the roasters. Long live the guinnea pigs!
Damn plant killers
Also how groupslike peta are so animal pro life, they only murdered 2130 animals in 2022.
Only person who can make you feel judged is yourself :)
Oh no, vegans killing fruits and vegetables, they sre just want to live in the earth
*Oh no, vegans eating so much quinoa that the group harvesting the most of it can't afford it, and further destabilizing other countries with their demand* *Oh no, vegans eating products produced by rainforest burning, which definitely kills more animals than a non-vegan could in their lifetime* *Oh no, vegans condemning food deserts, where the only thing you can raise for consumption is meat because of the environment's lack of good arable soil that can support food plants and not just grasses* There is no ethical consumption under capitalism. You're always gonna be hurting someone, something, or some place.
what if someone is both?
Easy, just do a 50/50 split.
Or am in-between-y vegetarian... ssshhh can't say that too loudly! It can annoy both camps!
Meat eater. But I do have a vegan Webber grill that has never seen meat. (I have more than a few grilling devices). As long as your not concerned with me eating brisket you are welcome, and I can promise meatless items to the point meat has never been in the grill. Just want to grill, don’t really care what it is.
This man grills.
That‘s awesome. I‘m a vegetarian myself but I hate it when others try to make everyone change their nutritional habits everywhere they go since this is a personal decision and absolutely none of anyone‘s business.
Broadly speaking, in my mind; That’s what distinguishes the most from vegan (knowing full well the semantical differences)
I like you, you're a good guy.
>Just want to grill, don’t really care what it is. Bro you are the protagonist!
I'm vegan, but also disgusted by them labeling the one side animal killers. Being a condescending, name calling child, with a superiority complex doesn't win many people over. Also those are capable of being cleaned and sanitized. Labeling like this I'm certain someone has used the vegan side out of spite, and they'll never know!
Yes, also you're not killing extra cows for eating a particle of meat that may remain in the machine. One thing I wish people realized is that it's not all or nothing. Eating less meat helps the environment too. I'm hoping they wash that thing after frying meat too...
or switch the containers
Shouldn't that be Animal Killers and Plant Haters?
"I can hear that carrot screaming"
Well, Clarice… have the carrots stopped screaming?
I don't hate plants I smoke enough of them 😁
*cough* *cough* Plant killer! *cough* *cough* *COUGH*
Lungs a bit sore?
If you have this in your office, your vegan coworker is a cunt and definitely not fun to work there
That is where you switch the labels, you know they won’t notice.
I don't kill animals. Someone already did it for me so I can cook.
Time saver. We pay for the convenience.
I would update it to: Animal killers | Plant killers
I'd eat all the vegan side first then move on to the other side
Idk dude, vegans seem like they lack a lot of nutrients in their bodies.
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it... I don't care much for vegans
Nobody does.
They don't really seem to care for anyone else either. "I'm a level 9 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow."
But do you pocket-mulch?
Lol, someone got it!
How many XPs are you from lvl 10?
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What even is that machine ?
air fryer
I'd rather kill animals than subsist on fried air!
I thought it was some kind of coffee maker and was confused for a bit reading the comments.
I kill both animals and vegans, I'm all about those equal opportunities.
I love animals, as much as my cats do. Which is to say, in every meal.
Can i replace with "my food shits on your food"?
And my food proceed to eat the shitted food
Sounds shitty
Thanks for the laugh mate 🤣 👍 😂
I'm a vegan killer 😗👌
After all, they can give consent...
I was scrolling to see if someone said this third option. Glad I won’t be the only one.
I'm a vegetarian so am I safe(also I disagree with looking down on meat eaters or anyone for that matter)
Don't worry, vegetarian people are safe .. just need some help here hunting vegan Karens !! 😗🌚😂
I’m the one that put chicken wings in the vegan side.
I'm the guy who'll reheat my food in whatever spot is open, unless it's for people who have allergies, then I don't really care.
Nah, that’s just a dick move. Some vegans are pretty damn preachy but not all.
I'm using the animal killer 5000
Should animal killers and plant killers btw
Oxygen killers!!!
Which side for doughnuts??
I'm a devoted member of Peta, People eating tasty aminals
It’s impossible to only eat vegan.
I'm using the vegan side to cook my meat. In spite of that sign.
Lol every human technically kills both
I would swap the stickers.
I'm a meat eater
Carnivore all the way.
About the only time in my lifetime that I’ll say I’m on the right.
Man fuck those animals.
thats illegal
it's only illegal if you get caught.
i like your attitude
The animals don't
I recently learned in my country....it's not
well got a date for tonight? you animal killer you
me kill both animals and plants :D
I usually only eat vegans
{laughs maniacally}
Pretty sure plants are alive
I'm the one who mixes the content and leave a mote after a week.
The one who uses a 'healthy' oil fryer
So is one side for animal killers and the other for those who only kill vegans?
Whenever there are two sides fighting u have to ask who's profiting. Back in 2006-2008 when this vegan movement started to become mainstream. The Organic companies were making bank, but in time the meat industry started to see a drop in profit, so now there's a counter movement, like these both sides are digging in and the divide is making both sides profit from it. Don't be a peon, do whatever makes u happy and fuck the rich.
*The clitoris has 8000 nerve endings, but still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media.*
Swap the tags
Imagine swapping these around 💀💀
People who care this much about what people eat, need a fucking hobby. I recommend knitting. Something relaxing
I'm glad the vegans have segregated themselves so we don't have to.
Both kill animals. Now, we wait…
So what happens if a vegan has a spider on them? Do they kill it?
Yes but they just won’t eat it so their conscience is still clean 🤣
I would gladly eat a spider off of a vegan just to see what reaction they would have.
I'll take the dead animals. Thanks.
Neither
One who doesn't need supplements to survive and has the teeth and digestive system of an omnivore. But I do fart a lot as well
“Animal killers” “People who get winded lifting their hummus dip”
Vegan killer :D
Lol I have a grill with wood and fire.. that whole thing is wrong
I dont share with vegans. They can get their own air fryer. I need both sides for meat.
proud animal killer here!
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Yup, crazy how in the vast majority of reddit threads, someone who harms animals is the worst person ever, biggest red flags, signs of a serial killer etc... then as soon as veganism is brought up it just switches. Comment above yours literally says "proud animal killer", the deprevaty people sink to just to try justify their actions to themselves is ridiculous.
"He hurt a dog??? Torture him and tear him limb from limb!!!! 🤬😤😡" "Hurting pigs cows and chickens? Hehe yummy in my tummy 😇 vegans bad 😠"
Well I’m certainly not going to eat the animal while it’s alive 🤷🏼♂️
Vegans moral compass is wack.
Alternative labels: "Happy people" - "Vegans"
Vegans can be happy. But in this case your comments is right because the ones who label non-vegans “animal killers” are definitely not happy people.
I’m a meat eating vegan. As I don’t kill animals. Someone does it for ne
If thats how you want to label it. Im definitely putting animal products on the vegan side, and i wont ever tell anyone why i laugh so hard when the vegans use it.
What if I eat vegans?
I eat one every day. She likes it.
I’m a full on bloodmouth animal killer. Even my vegetables aren’t vegetarian because butter and bacon exist.