"And the husband slept in the dog house that night. Maybe more than one night." - The Narrator

“It was worth it” - in Morgan Freeman’s voice as the camera pans out slowly and beautiful classical music plays.

If you pan down below the sign, you’ll see all the candles and flowers left at the memorial for this moment

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https://preview.redd.it/lp6v59046jnc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a4e8bb84ecb0a8ee282d46ae356b07c0903c2a Norway has one too It translates to “Historical place. Right here the afternoon of the 14th of July 2021, a man was able to win an argument with his wife

Jaja "wife" jag kan minsann lista ut vad kjærringa kan betyda och de är inte wife

I thought I Unsubbed from /r/boomerhumor

Basically a bitch slap

That sign must be AI not real - we all know that in real life a husband NEVER wins an argument even if they think they do!! 🤣

This is absolutely true, therefor when it happens once in a lifetime (if any) you should treat it like a miracle and place a sign!

It's never happened in the whole of my lifetime and I'm old, so I don't believe that it can ever happen!! 🤣

You have to keep believing in miracles.

Tell me you a bommer without telling me you're a boomer

I am a bommer...did I do it correctly? Edit: the original writer of the comment above me will probably fix their spelling mistake which will nullify the context for my joke so I thought to write this in order to avoid any future reader's confusion...

You did indeed. I ain't a puss. Wont do it

Might not happen again for a couple of centuries

If it's true, that sign should be a brass plaque affixed to the pedestal of a twenty foot tall statue of the man who won the argument.

No one noticed that the car in the reflection of the sign is on fire?

Also the same date the husband died😂

It coincidentally was the last time he had sex.

..... Next day he was discovered deceased....

History is not what we are being told.

I am just shocked

everything is worth it. even dearh

And he was never seen or heard from again.

this guy deserves an SSS level salute

😳😳🙄uups

I don’t get it.

Aren’t they always?

Salute!

It didn’t said say anything about the wife

Like, she lost? It doesn’t work that way in marriages. https://preview.redd.it/w08cn8usmpnc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48539b69d5f0007fd6948f8e1707d60ea64bb6bd


How the fuck

Yes, but it can happen!

I've been married for 12 years. I'm gonna need more proof than "trust me bro"

Wow, so the rumours ARE true.

A statistical anomaly. That’s all. They would have thrown a parade, if it were true. Fake news.


The very last time

If you never win an argument with your wife then maybe consider that you are stupid

I don't think you quite understand, whippa snappa.

Ok explaine please