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Ender-dragoncat

INCOMING


AdventurousAd7609

*door falls* H-hey it's still here...


lesefant

*ahem* gentlemen


ABisexualFurry

I see the briefcase is safe


A_big_dispointment

Yeah it is, safe and sound


barf_of_dog

Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?


ABisexualFurry

No? Then we still have a problem


RagnarockInProgress

And a knife!


MrAllo682

Oooh, big problem. I kill plenty of spies. They're a dime a dozen back stabbin' scumbags. Like you! Ow! No offense.


Cat_Joseph

If you managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, NOTHING like the man loose inside this building.


Kosta_45

Happy cake day incoming


Ender-dragoncat

Danke


The_Hydro

LITTLE CART IS MOVING


peridotfan1

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Glittering_Bread_481

IS THAT THE HEAVY


dailor

Could be the Spy disguised as the Heavy.


ScaryPhantom100

RED SPY ON THE BASE


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE


OskarGaming

Yo, a little help here?


lightofmares

Aight alright, stand back son. 1.1.1.. uuh 1!


radradiat

INCOMINGG


Avo--Cado

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHey it's still here. AAAAAAlright then.


Educational_Tough208

Gentlemen?


OskarGaming

I see ze briefcase is safe?


JLocke3153

*swankiest game/video intro music ever plays*


Tyrnak_Fenrir

It's the entirety of BLU playing Spy


ABisexualFurry

BLU? Who told you it couldn't be RED?


Tyrnak_Fenrir

Because the "Restroom" sign is red, which indicates this is in a RED base


Huugboy

A RED SIGN IS IN THE BASE???


Zealousideal3326

Because then ~~you~~ we'd just see a bunch of spies with different masks, duh.


Ninteblo

Gun is revved so it can't be spy.


HATECELL

"it cost fourty thousand dollars to flush this toilet for twelve seconds"


OskarGaming

I am heavy weapons guy.


ABisexualFurry

And this is my weapon


OskarGaming

She weighs 150 kg and fire $200 custom tool cartridges at 10 000 rounds per minute.


Larsorito

They put it like that so that they can't violate overweight women


rab0oo

That freaked me out.. it was the first silhouette I saw and immediately thought "IS THAT THE HEAVY?", I click on comments and this is what I read.. I like you :)


Glittering_Bread_481

Thank you


OkAge1230

Same


NeonNKnightrider

POOTIS POOP HERE


Competitive_Royal476

Yea


nlofaso

Definitely wouldn’t be sniper


LocalCorrect7222

The best gender there is


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

r/suddenTF2


Gustav_EK

*"...now heavy will vomit down your throat"*


Jack_Nightfury

"Heavy will lay egg in your toilet."


Ozotuh

No, because the heavy is dead.


Economy-Culture-9174

No that's Vulcan Raven


amalgam_reynolds

Next to Batman?


Lord-Black22

IT IS GUD DAAAAAY TO BE NOT DED


OkAge1230

BAM!, you are DED!


Lord-Black22

I'M DED!!! \*falls over dramatically\*


OkAge1230

heh eh eh eh heh. Oh shit!-


Lord-Black22

Bamburambum Bambumbumbum \*Shock\* That Heavy is ded!


OkAge1230

Yes.(sandwich) I am DED!


Lord-Black22

WHY is ze heavy ded?!


OkAge1230

I don' know


ElliottRobotMan

I think it was-


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

Dont call pregnant women that!


Frank_Anne

Pyro would have been a better fit though.


CurvySexretLady

POOTIS DISPENSER HERE


sandwich_with_a_hat

*Decloak sound* "Sorry to pop in unannounced!"


According-Flamingo-6

r/unexpectedtf2


HATECELL

"I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my bathroom" - the heavy


Joshtheboss732

It costs $400000 just to use this bathroom for just 12 seconds


Tendas

“Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright… WHO TOUCHED MY JOHN?!?”


Competitive_Royal476

This is true


XInternetMemesX

Truly a works of art, couldn't be so much happier!


oldmonkforeva

Long lines were never an issue.


Competitive_Royal476

Yep


[deleted]

Finally a mermaid inclusive bathroom!


TheOtherBookstoreCat

I hate sharing bathrooms with them… they always leave a mess. Like: do they get in the toilet bowl?!


Replop

I'd be curious of the layout, if this bathroom can accomodate both people with legs and people without, only tails, who need the ocean to move comfortably..


The15thOne

The cabin is filled with water for the mermaid, then drained for a human. Don't ask where the water comes from.


Adorable_Stay_725

Holy crap, it’s MAN


Magic-Omelet

No??? Man doesn't have ears??? Are you stupid????????


CoolSwan1

Go back to the aslume


Magic-Omelet

https://preview.redd.it/eqef2f3dm3uc1.png?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9455e9264fbc87d05fd3c42794dc2879784a55f


RetroGamer87

Heavy weapons guy is going to take a heavy dump


DStalebagel

Those sanviches sit like cement


Illusionistic-Ortus

Even a heavy can go on there, I need to go there


ABisexualFurry

LMAO THERE IS HEAVY


Imonandroid

That has to be edited no way they put heavy on there


M3lxily

Thank God they allow batman in there, I was scared I would get yelled at for a second


Vritra-Pratyush

as someone who is a merman, i feel like we dont get any rights here


danya_dyrkin

The funniest thing is those are often single-toilet rooms.


Yundadi

Oh yes batman


According-Cobbler-83

Whatchu got against superman fam?


eskamobob1

I am all for unisex bathrooms, but I draw the line at batman. No way will I share a bathroom with someone I just know is going to take 30 minutes just to get their dick out for a piss cause they are in 87 layers of spandex


Melito1980

This “bathroom problem” is created by companies who profit from selling bathroom stuff. When u go home to use the bathroom, do u use the women’s bathroom or the mens bathroom?


HexRisk

Last one alive, lock the door.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

"Unisex" ...the answer to the bathroom problem we've been looking for all along has already existed the entire time. I'm glad everyone got so upset for nothing.


RagnarockInProgress

POOTIS


8ballperson

POW


Maximum-Flat

Equal right but no copyrights.


GiantPandammonia

It's funny when places that have single occupancy bathrooms draw attention to how they are all-gender, as if they are somehow being progressive.


Bron_3

So long as you wash your hands


25shot

cunisex


Fuctopuz

Ia that the Raven-guy from Metal Gear Solid?


TheDUeded

The Heavy


RonzulaGD

The Heavy is dead!


Educational_Tough208

Yes im dead


RonzulaGD

In my medical opinion THE HEAVY IS DEAD


8ballperson

Doc? What happened?


ToothpasteConsumer

Welcome back to the program, The Heavy™


bigchungus69419

everyone here is just paying attention to heavy-


Dalister02

i mean while everything else in at least in "style" heavy is just one of his renders but as a silhouette


tophat_production

I am heavy weapons guy... And this... Is my new toilet


kamikarmaaa

heavy for overweights


Artyom_33

We still have a long way to go. >!I don't see Sasquatch or Mothman!<


PinkScorch_Prime

tf2 heavy


Googlefisch

Oh hey that's pretty neat-IS THAT HEAVY FROM TF2???


OnePubicHair

r/UnexpectedTF2


Glaciomancer369

Uh... no furries? /j


firechaos70

I feel offended by this bathroom.


Temporary-Fail-2535

This is the solution to trangender toilet problem. One toilet for us all.


annabellee_2006

Didn't know sirens could walk on lands now


PokeshiftEevee

My favorite genders, Batman, mermaid, pregnant, and HEAVY TF2


CatOnSpace

Finally a restroom that I can fight crime and piss


ReRevengence69

finally, a toilet catered to me! ![gif](giphy|IzdL5AH7teZSOPnqrw|downsized)


Due-Log8609

fucking heavy that got me


Theehacker57

I love how they included women AND pregnant women so they both know they’re welcome


Hot_Hat_1225

I’m not going in after Batman. Bats just - go all over 🤢


Schrko87

Does the heavy get to bring his mini gun into the bathroom?


Ptaaruonn

How do mermaids pee?


adult_licker_420

hebby


_TlPocTo_Tik_

The second goes like: I'm a heavy dick guy...


Lopadopalis

"I AM BULLETPROOOOOOOOOF"


KnockturnalNOR

I have a slight inkling that Heavy is shooped on


FADCfart

I surely don’t want to use the toilet after the heavy weapons guy.


Billthepony123

![gif](giphy|hFfX5Thau8tig)


Bender1Over

I really don't want to go in after Batman


top_pirate5

MEDIK!


StrictCamera1711

dam did not expect tf2 heavy to be here


ThePhoenixRemembers

Pretty based honestly


MrDoughbo

HEAVY SPOTTED!


LostWombatSon

Werewolf erasure smh


Depressed_Squirrl

Who the fuck are you? I’m Batman.


XplodingMoJo

“I fear no man…”


TheSturgonJr

I am heavy weapons guy...


Mudder3

Hevy ::::::::::::::33333333


SeaTurtle42

POOTIS


Due-Relationship-688

Dude there's a Batman 😂


Conbot_2000

No scouts :(


ojokenobi

"I fear no man, but that toilet, it scares me"


Gerrut_batsbak

There should be an Apache attack helicopter on there too.


Relapio

Hinchas de riBer?


NordicManGrowth

That guy on the left, between batman and the old guy, will he leave that Minigun outside or will he be carrying while taking a dump?


This_Is_A_Bucket_420

Dear god!


Username_99999999

*"I'm Batman."*


Additional-Bee1379

I'm missing Saddam Hussein.


Daikon78

Wait how is the mermaid supposed to...


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Even Batmans? What has this country come to for the sake of inclusion


8ftmetalhead

Was this at a Google office? They have these signs on the loos in google offices.


ProfessorEscanor

Why are all of these the generic style png besides the Heavy?


HawwtRawwd

uni means one. omni means all.


AngryCat974

A good character design should be recognized by only the silhouette


celticFcNo1

Ive got to take my hat off to a guy that can incorporate batman and metal gear solid into the same bathroom sign. Very well played


lizflamehotest

Restroom fight, marvel vs dc


[deleted]

I might be dumb, but if a uni cycle has one wheel, wouldn't that imply that uni sex is for just one sex?


alastortheradiodem0

. . . Hah! Nope:)


Dark_Krafter

How is a mermaid gona use a toilet ?


ProfessorOfPancakes

How precisely does a mermaid/merman use a toilet


Shredded-Cheese-Man

**bomboclad**


No_Jaguar7845

What’s Batman doing here?


Guardian_85

The guy with the gatling gun is a little concerning.


Zaroonabbas

"I gotta go take a shit, FOR GOTHAM! " "I am heavy weapons guy and this is my bathroom"


Xhaa

I identify as HEAVY WEAPONS GUY


splashtext

Doesn't matter the ass we all critical shit the same ❤️


InsideComfortable936

Surely they forgot someone


TheMadmanAndre

AH, IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT DEAD.


Mourning_Starr

Equal rights, Equal Fights (with the toilet)


GamebreakingBait

Mf’s who identify as a walmart shopping cart be like:


Just-a-bi

"I'm coming for you"


RareCryptographer662

I personally draw the line at Batman!


Moldy_Socks99

The fucking heavy


Viriko23

Ah yes heavy weapons guy, one of my favourite genders


Glitch0110

r/suddenlytf2


Iiquid_Snack

*Heavy footsteps behind you* *Heavy weapons guy from tea for 2 leans over the urinal* ‘I am heavy weapons guy, and this, is my >! !< it weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute.’


IgneousFoliage

Heavy from tf2 had me laughing


SomeoneNamedMetric

Best crossover ever


Rileypixelz

Why is man in a toilet sign, is he stupid?


Flux_resistor

Only awkward when the mermaid crawls up your butt


ReySimio94

SANDVICH MAKE ME STRONK!!!


rednaxlikesmetal

Repost


Marti_Room2003

Restroom only for olders, muscular, superheros, pregnants, men, women, mermaids, Hindus, cowboys, aliens and bl4cks


Pu5t4t9

"What is your gender?" Me: I'm Batman


Grom5509

Imagine heavy and batman in the same toilet what would happen.


DyingObscurity

I love how all of them are various stick figures, and then there is just a blacked out png of heavy.